Dan: Fans, we're back, and I believe that The Knick Man is being taken to the hospital. He won't be joining us today, but I'm told that a replacement commentator has.......been.....found. OH GOD NO!!!! Dan: I cannot believe this!! Of all people! Yeah, yeah, just sit down and do the show. Dima: Please contain yourself, Dan! I know you are excited to have the great Dima by your side, just as all these gambling addicted Americans are! Did I mention that I struck it big at the craps table this afternoon! I am now the fourth richest prince of Russia! And I have just taken four wives at so-called "Chapel of Love." Only us Russians know how to win at these casino games. Dan: We are set for the next match-up between Chandler Stone and Micheal Fulton.. Andy: This contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing 280 pounds, MICHAEL "PRIMETIME" FULTON! Dan: Michael Fulton jogging down to the ring. He looks ready to take on THE STONE! Andy: And his opponent, led to the ring by Erotic Erin, from Washington, DC, weighing 227 pounds, CHANDLER STONE!!! Dan: "THE STONE" making his way down the aisle, and listen to the disapproval of these fans! Dima: They hate him because they love DIMA! Dan: Stone takes command right off the bat with a great leg take down, now he is working the knee of Fulton with a series of kicks. Fulton wisely rolls out of the ring to regroup himself. Wow is Stone been on a roll lately or what? Dima: NO! He is one of the most pathetic superstars in the AICW! Dan: Fulton now gets back into the ring as the refree backs off Chandler Stone, they lock up.....Fulton showing his strength backs Stone into the corner, and hits him with a backhand chop, WHOA did you hear the sound that one made? And another, Irish whip into the opposite corner, and NAILS him with an avalanche!!!! WOW!! Dima: In Russian, my village got destroyed in an avalanche, and THE GREAT DIMA was the hero who rebuilt the village from the foundations up! Dan: That avalanche really stunned Stone, Fulton back to the attack, once again sends Stone into the corner....and klimbs the ropes. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Stone falls face first on the mat. Fulton is in complete control! Fulton now coming off the ropes for an elbow drop,NO Stone rolls out of the way....Stone takes the smart way and rolls to the outside. Fulton follows him out. Fulton grabs Stone and tries to whip him into the post, but no once again Stone reverses it sending Fulton into the guardrail. Dima: That guardrail is to stop those grubby Americans from touching the great DIMA! Dan: Stone throws Fulton back into the ring, OH NO, Stone goes for the Diamond Cutter and No Fulton ducked away, OH So close! They exchange punches, lefts and rights are flying. Fulton goes in and body tackles Stone, he picks him up SNAP SUPLEX, great move by Fulton! Once again Fulton, scoops Stone up and BODYSLAM! He has got the momentum now. He throws Stone into the ropes, OH MY he nailed him with a textbook dropkick. Fulton showing the fans a strut. and they respond by showing him he is NUMBER 1. Stone on his feet now, Fulton comes in with a kick to the gut, another one, Stone falls into the corner, Fulton pounding away with kicks to the midsection.He picks Stone up with a handful of hair. Dima: My hair is as strong as STEEL! Dan: Fulton whips Stone into...NO he reversed it! Fulton into the corner with a thud! And Stone gets him in the DIAMOND CUTTER!!!!! OH!!!! He took his head off with that one! Stone with the cover, Fulton ain't getting up for awhile 1 2 THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Andy: The winner of this contest, CHANDLER STONE!!! Dan: Still on a hot streak, your winner Chandler Stone. Dima: This "Stone" will be petrified by RUSSIAN ROULETTE! Dan: Wait a minute, here comes Cesar Colon! Dima: What does he want? Cesar: Dima, I'm supposed to be the backup commentator for The Knick Man! Besides, I've been wanting to get into the broadcast booth. Yo man, get up and give me a chance, buddy. Dima: (suspiciously) Yes....I have to....take care of something....bye bye...Cesar. Have fun...(mumbling)...while it lasts.... Dan: YES!! Dima is gone! Thank you Cesar! Let's get to our next contest! Cesar: Next up we've got a match with two potential future title contenders. It's gonna be the red hot DARON FOLEY locking up with the unlucky as of late "THE RULER" LUIS VALDEZ. Dan: This has the makings of a great match, so without further ado, take it away Andy!!! Andy: ladies and gentlemen, the next contest is scheduled for one fall. First, making his way to the ring area, accompanied by his manager, Mr. Spectacular, here is "THE RULER" LUIS VALDEZ!!! Dan: Valdez looking extremely confident despite the fact he doesn't appear to be too popular with the fans. (The fans begin to roar as "My Hero" by Foo Fighters blares throughout the arena) Cesar: Yes...but this man certainly is!!! (Daron Foley makes his way to the ring shaking hands and giving high fives)!! Andy: ...As his opponent weighing in at 255 pounds...he hails from Toronto Ontario Canada...here is DARON FOLEY!!! Dan: LOOK AT THE POISE ON FOLEY!!! This man hasn't taken his eyes off Valdez since he stepped through the curtains! Foley now, stops at the bottom of the steps poits at Mr. Spectacular then slowly proceeds up the steps. Dan: And folks, this match is under way, and now an immediate collar and elbow tie-up by the two combatants and Foley gains control and forces Valdez into the corner and now referee James Roma calls for a clean break, and Foley listens. The two circle the ring and they lock up again, now Valdez with control, and he backs Foley into the turnbuckle and referee Roma calls for a clean break. Now he gets in between them and WHAM!!! What a vicious right hand by Valdez, but the referee didn't see it. And now again, another closed fist, this time Roma warns Valdez who shrugs it off. Now Valdez whips Foley to the far side and WHAM!!! levels him with a kneelift to the bread basket! Cesar: That must've hurt, and Foley is in an extreme amount of trouble and pain right now. Dan: Now Valdez picking Foley back up and nails him with a slam, now he bounds off of the ropes and OUCH!!! a big knee to the forehead of Foley, and Foley is in a heap of trouble right now. Valdez now off the ropes and another knee to the forehead and now a very nonchalant cover by "The Ruler". James Roma counts 1.....and a kickout by Foley. Cesar: He's gonna have to do more than that to put Daron Foley away. Dan: Now Valdez, irish whip into the turnbuckle and now he follows up with a charge, but nobody home! Foley now, pounces on valdez and nails him with a drop toe hold, and quickly converts it to an STF! Cesar: WOW! Did you see how quickly Daron Foley executed that combo. If Valdez plans on taking home the winner's purse of this match he's gotta contain Foley's lightning quick speed. Dan: Valdez desparately reaching for the ropes, and Mr. Spectacular grabs his hand and places it onto the bottom rope! The ref didn't see it, but Foley did and he is mad! Foley now with his back to Valdez yelling at Mr. Spectacular and WHAM!!! Big clothesline by Valdez and look how quickly the matches tempo has changed. Cesar: That's right, Foley's gotta remained focused and has gotta remember that he's facing Valdez, not Mr. Spectacular, also he has to keep and eye out for Mr. Spectacular's interfering. Dan: Now Valdez, pounding away on Foley, lefts, rights, lefts, rights, and now he has him in the corner! LOOK AT THIS PUNISHING ASSAULT and Foley is now slumped in the corner, and Valdez is putting the boots to him. Now he turns to the crowd and is showboating. Cesar: He'd better keep and eye on Foley, his quick speed can change the course of a match in the blink of an eye. And now he sends Foley in for the ride, goes for a clothesline and Foley ducks it, on the way back WHAM!! Flying crossbody block by Foley and he hooks the leg! Roma counts 1................2.................. A kickout by Valdez. And now Foley throws him into the turnbuckle front first, and BOOM!!! a huge belly to back suplex, he slaps the bridge on and 1............................2.................... THR...NOOOO, NOOO, Valdez barely getting the right shoulder up, and now he is in a heap of trouble because Foley is on fire! Dan: Now Foley sets him in for the ride, and WHAM!!! A huge Northern Lights suplex...Valdez back to his feet and staggers back to the ropes, Foley nails him with a clothesline and there goes Valdez to the outside, and Foley is hearing it from the crowd...he is hot!!! Cesar: On the outside, Mr. Spectacular is consoling "The Ruler", and now helping him back to his feet but LOOK OUT!!! a baseball slide by Foley sends Valdez careening into the guardrail!!! Dan: Now Foley picks him up and wham!! A European uppercut, and another...and another, now wham a chop to the chest...Valdez is staggerring and look out from behind, Spectacular with a punch, and another...they don't even phase Foley. Now Foley diverting his attention to Mr. S. and he is chasing him around the ring! Look at Mr. S. run...he cuts through the ring, and Foley is right on his tail and WHAM OUTTA NOWHERE!!! Valdez with a huge clothesline sending Foley hard to the ground...now Valdez...rolling him back into the ring, and from the second turnbuckle, and elbow drop. He picks him up, sets him in for the ride, and BOOM!!! levels him with a powerslam!!! A cover...a count...ONE....................... ..................TWO......................... THREE!!! HE GOT HIM...Valdez!!! with the...NO....the ref is signalling only a two count, and Valdez is furious...complaining to ref! Now Foley, back on his feet, but sees Valdez complaining and hits the ground...what's this? He's playing possum...Valdez turns around, goes to pick him up, and WOW!! A small package by Foley.... ONE...... TWO...... THR....NO!! NO!! NO!! So close! This is an excellent matchup! Now Valdez, furious sends him in for the ride, puts his head down and WHAM!!! A DDT by FOLEY!!! Cesar: And we all know what that means!!! It's time for Valdez to take a Dark Ride!!! But wait!!! Mr. Spectacular on the apron yelling at Foley, and he spits on him! Foley now grabs Spectacular and has his fist ready to swing!! Dan: Valdez back on his feet, now Valdez charges Foley....from behind!!! WHAM!!! OH NO!!!! Foley moved outta the way and Valdez nailed Mr. Spectacular. Valdez looking down at his manager....roll-up by Foley.... ONE.... TWO.... THREE!!! NO...NO...another close kickout. What an excellent match! Valdez now back on his feet....a boot to the midsection of Foley. Now he sets him up, an irish whip by Valdez...he goes for a clotheline and misses, but Foley underhhoks the right arm and swings up locking his legs arouns the left arm...what's this a crucifix by Foley!!! Cesar: NO!! Wait a minute, they fall forward!!! IT'S THE DARK RIDE!!! Foley has got the Dark Ride cinched in and Mr. Spectacular is out could!!! Dan: James Roma checking with Valdez....and.... ....yes...YES!!! YES!!! He's calling for the bell, Valdez has submitted!!!! What a clever way to slap on the Dark Ride by Daron Foley!!! Andy: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!! DARON FOLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!! Dan: That was a great win for Daron Foley! Fans, when we return, we'll see the Redneck Truckers take on The Pain Connection! Stay with us!