Dan: Fans, we're back! Up next we've got AICW Television Champion "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott's title defense against The Eccentric Offender! This is certain to be a great match! Dima: Great match?! I can feel myself getting drowsy already! Dan: Let's go to the ring! (DING DING DING) Andy: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the AICW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, the challenger, from New York, New York, weighing in at 350 pounds, THE ECCENTRIC OFFENDER! Dan: Mixed reaction for the big man as he makes his way down the aisle. The Offender is not exactly a fan favorite! But I know many people who would love to see him shut Troy Walcott up! Dima: This "Offender" will not win! He is a patethic American! Dan: The Eccentric Offender climbing into the ring. Look at the wierd expression on his face. This is one strange chap indeed! Andy: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by his manager,"Elegant" Johnny Edwards, from "Pretty City" Conneticut, weighing 247 pounds, he is the reigning AICW TELEVISION CHAMPION, "Pretty Boy" TROY WALCOTT! Dan: And the crowd on their feet booing loudly as the cocky TV Champion making his way down to the ring. You can feel the disdain the fans have for this man! Dima: You call THIS a man? HA! He is nothing but an AMERICAN "Yankee Doddle Dandy!" Dan: Pretty Boy Troy telling the fans that The Offender isn't a worthy enough contender to face him. The audacity of this guy! Dima: Russian Roulette would crush him like a bug! Dan: Referee Ramon De La Cerveza checking The Eccentric Offender as Pretty Boy continues to taunt the fans. He has a very cocky grin onhis face as he climbs into the ring and holds the TV title up in the air. Referee Ramon De La Cerveza now checking Troy Walcott and WAIT A MINUTE! That's CHRIS DEL RIO! Del Rio coming from behind and BOO-YA! He nails The Eccentric Offender with THE QUICKY! Chris leaving the ring and the bell has sounded! Pretty Boy with a big smile on his face as he walks over to the Offender and covers him. Ramon with the count............ ..........one ......two.........three! It's over just like that! (DING DING DING) Andy: The winner of the match, in the time of 8 seconds, and STILL the AICW Television Champion, "Pretty Boy" TROY WALCOTT! Dan: Troy with another victory, once again using questionable tactics! Dima: He's just like all Americans! He cannot win by himself! So he needs to get the help of another puny American! THE CAPITALIST DOG! Dan: I just cannot believe the lengths that this guy would go to just to win a match! Dima: In Russia, those who cheat are drawn-and-quartered and fed to the bears! Dan: We've got a great contest coming up next between two of the top contenders in the AICW International Title Division! Gino "Knuckles" Valentini taking on Mark McMahon! Dima: Two contenders for what should rightfully belong to Russian Roulette! Dan: Let's go to the ring! Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, led to the ring by Cyn, from Miami Beach, Florida, weighing 270 pounds, GINO "KNUCKLES" VALENTINI!!! Dan: Gino receiving a very mixed reaction from this crowd. Quite unusual for him. Most of the time these fans have been behind him! Dima: In Russia, they scribble hate messages about this man on the subway walls next to where it says "Dima is GOD"! Andy: And his opponent! Dan: Listen to these fans! They love Mark McMahon! Andy: Accompanied by the lovely Kelly Lynn, from Stamford, Connecticut, weighing 245 pounds, MARK MCMAHON! Dan: Mark McMahon coming down the aisle to a rousing ovation! Dima: That is nothing compared to the ovation I received at the 1980 Moscow Olympics! Dan: I never would've guessed! McMahon is ready for action! Gino anxious to start this contest! Dan: The bell has rung and McMahon and Valentini ready to lock up! OH MY! Gino with a rake of the eyes gains control! Valentini landing some massive blows to the back! Gino lining Mark up and BOO-YAA! Mafia kick right in his face! McMahon goes down and Valentini looking very good in the opening moments! Dima: This match would be over if Russian Roulette was in the ring! Dan: Gino slaps on a bow-and-arrow submission hold! I don't think Mark is the type to give up, but this move will be very effective in wearing down McMahon! Valentini not getting the submission so he breaks the hold. Valentini kicking away at Mark's ribcage! McMahon grabs the ropes, but Gino refuses to let up! Referee Peter Kaplan yanking Valentini off as he warns him! Dima: This Peter Kaplan is weak! The mighty Dima would have put this Gino Valentini in a Russian nerve hold! Dan: I'd like to see the consequences of that! Mark using the ropes to pull himself up! Gino looking to apply a side suplex, but McMahon with an elbow to the midsection! Mark is fighting back! There's a knife-edge chop from McMahon, followed by a roundhouse right! Valentini is stunned and McMahon steps back and connects with a superkick! Gino goes down, and Mark is pumped up! Dima: HAH! Russian Roulette is pumped up! He has 28 inch biceps just like Dima!! Dan: What?! I can't believe what I'm hearing! Anyway, McMahon bringing Valentini to his feet! DDT from Mark! BOO-YAA! Listen to these fans! McMahon wasting no time in picking up Gino! Belly-to-belly suplex from Mark McMahon! There's a cover! ONE......TWO.......NO! That was so close! Dima: Russian Roulette will never be pinned! Dan: Mark picking up Valentini! Rocker dropper from McMahon! He's going to the top ropes! Gino slowly getting to his feet! Mark goes for a dropkick from the top, Valentini moves! I think McMahon hit his head pretty bad on the miss! Dima: The skulls of Americans are weak and soft! Dima is hard as a rock! Dan: Well nonetheless, Mark is in trouble! He's grabbing his neck! Gino standing on the second rope, waiting for McMahon to get up! He's slowly standing up! BOO-YAA! Valentini with a jumping reverse neckbreaker off the second rope! That was devastating! I'm sure that took a lot out of Mark! Dima: If Russian Roulette executed that move, this McMahon would never wrestle again! Dan: Gino whips Mark to the ropes! McMahon back and Valentini with a leg lariat! OH MY! Did you see Mark's neck bounce off the mat! There's no way he's getting up! ONE........TWO.............. NO! He's still in this one! I'm surprised he kicked out! Dima: Russian Roulette would have surely put him out! Dan: Gino is yelling in the face of referee Peter Kaplan! There's no reason to complain! Peter Kaplan's counts are always very consistent! Valentini bringing McMahon to his feet! He's placing him on the top turnbuckle! BOO-YAA! Gino with a belly-to-back superplex! There's no way McMahon is getting up now! ONE...........TWO...... THR..NO! What tenacity on the part of Mark McMahon! Dima: That is not tenacity! Russian Roulette is impervious to pain! Dan: Let's just concentrate on THIS match! Valentini now grabbing Mark's legs! He's applying a figure-four leglock! OH MY! McMahon with a small package! ONE.........TWO...... THREE! NO! It was only a two! Both men back to their feet quickly! Gino with a knee to the midsection! He grabs Mark around the waist! Backbreaker by Valentini! McMahon is down and now Gino is on the second rope! BOO-YAA! Legdrop from the second rope! There's a cover and a hook of the leg! ONE.......TWO..... NO! McMahon is still in this one! I can't believe he won't go down! Valentini picks Mark up and nails him with a corkscrew brainbuster! What a move! Dima: That is nothing compared to what the mighty Dima can do! Dan: Are you a super-hero or something? Gino whips McMahon to the ropes! OH MY! Scoop powerslam by Valentini! Great move! Gino signaling to this crowd that he wants the victory! He brings Mark to his feet! Death Valley Driver by Valentini! That should do it! ONE...........TWO...... THREE! It's over! Andy: The winner of this contest at a time of 13 minutes and 12 seconds, GINO "KNUCKLES" VALENTINI!!! Dan: Gino is on a hot-streak! He's heading for a title shot which could come very soon! But is he on a collision course with Vic Garibaldi? We'll have to wait and see! Fans we've got to take another break, but when we return, EMT takes on Mista Smith, the debut of "Pretty City", and the announcment of more matches! Stay with us!