Dan: We're ready for the finals!! It'll be Gangstas and Prankstas taking on The Asian Assassination Squad!! What do you think about this match?! Argie: I think it'll be a classic battle! Strength vs strength, speed vs speed! I can't wait! Dima: BAH! Dan: Will the unorthodox style of Gangstas and Prankstas be able to break down the well-oiled machine of The Asian Assassination Squad? Or will the mental toughness of the AAS lead them to the gold? Let's go down to the ring! Andy: This tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the AICW NORTH AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first.... <"Kokoro" by Kitaro blasts over the sound system as the crowd comes to its feet.> Andy: Weighing in at a total combined weight of 550 pounds, The Gangsta and The Pranksta, GANGSTAS AND PRANKSTAS! Dan: These people look a little confused as they heard the music of The Asian Assassination Squad, and Gangstas and Prankstas have emerged from the curtain! The Gangsta is wearing a black tee shirt with playing cards on it, and what does that say on the back? Argie: Blackjack I believe. Dan: What is that on the Pranksta's shirt? Dima: You are blind! Those are fingers! Four of them! Argie: No, that's only three fingers! Three, Thri? Get it? Dan: OHHH!! Dima: The great Dima knew that! Andy: And their opponents.... <"Kokoro" by Kitaro blasts over the sound system.> Andy: Led to the ring by Nicky De Niro, at a total combined weight of 465 pounds, Blackjack Takahashi, Thripaq Nguyen, THE ASIAN ASSASSINATION SQUAD!!! Dan: These two are charged for this contest! The fans giving them a much different reaction than before, as they're actually receiving several catcalls! At first, they were the crowd favorite, but they've disgraced themselves after that stunt De Niro tried to pull earlier on! Argie: I will see to it that he suffers for that! Do you believe the nerve? Trying to nullify the finals!! Dima: It was a good a idea! Argie: It failed! Dan: De Niro certainly is very crafty, and not only that, Gangstas and Prankstas have nobody on the outside for them! The Asian Assassination Squad have Nicky De Niro, who has been known to physically involve himself in their matches! Argie: I have assigned referee Peter Kaplan to this match, and I know that he WILL keep order inside that ring! Dan: Thripaq Nguyen and The Pranksta starting things off! Nguyen gives him the "Thri-chop" and now The Pranksta gives it back to him!!! Thripaq is irate, and The Pranksta nails him with a blatant thumb to the eye! Gangstas and Prankstas are gonna have to throw The Asian Assassination Squad off their game if they want to win! They cannot go toe-to-toe with them! Nguyen backed up against the ropes and there's a right hand by The Pranksta! He whips Thripaq to the ropes. Spinning leg lariat by The Pranksta! Thripaq in trouble here in the early going! And De Niro complaining to referee Peter Kaplan! Argie: What does he have to complain about?! I don't see anything wrong! Dima: He must want to see a Russian wrestling match! Dan: Headlock takedown by The Pranksta! He's outwrestled and outsmarted Nguyen thus far! The Pranksta laughing as Thripaq tries to work his way out of the hold! Blackjack Takahashi has one leg through the ropes, and The Pranksta pointing that out to referee Peter Kaplan, who forces Blackjack back on the apron! Nguyen with a handful of hair, and Kaplan forces him to let go! Thripaq still trying to work his way out the hold! He's trapped in the center of the ring! He rolls The Pranksta over! ONE....The Pranksta pulls back up, and we're right back to the same hold again! Argie: What great ability shown by both men! Dima: Ability? They are like sleeping dogs! Dan: Nguyen trying to kick up out of it, but The Pranksta's got him good! Thripaq unable to get out of the hold! The Pranksta lets go, and he's right on top of Nguyen with an elbow drop! The Pranksta going to the outside! He's on the apron. Slingshot legdrop right across Thripaq's chest! A cover and, ONE......TWO......kickout by Nguyen! The Pranksta bringing Thripaq back to his feet, and there's a sunset flip! ONE.....TWO.....Nguyen rolls out! The Pranksta makes the tag to the Gangsta. He holds Thripaq from behind! The Gangsta with a right hand to the midsection! What a mismatch this is!! Argie: You have a 350 pounder and a 220 pound crusierweight! Dan: The Gangsta setting up Nguyen, and he applies an abdominal stretch!! Thripaq is in big trouble, but De Niro not showing much concern. The big Gangsta outwrestling Nguyen! Who would've thunk it?! He releases the hold, and scoops up Thripaq by the side! Big backbreaker by The Gangsta! Thripaq's back must be like rubber! Gangstas and Prankstas doing a good job of isolating one body part! The Gangsta bringing Nguyen to his feet. Atomic drop!! Thripaq bouncing around like a pogo-stick! He leans up against the ropes, and The Gangsta with a choke on the ropes!! Nguyen in trouble, and referee Peter Kaplan laying down the count! He pushes The Gangsta off! He didn't like those tactics! The Gangsta going ba..OH MY! Thripaq with a thumb in the eye, slowing down the big man! There's a right hand by Nguyen and he makes the tag into Takahashi! Argie: Both teams exhibiting great teamwork! Dan: Blackjack coming in like a house of fire! He's pounding away with forearms to the back! The Gangsta down on one knee! Takahashi goes to the ropes, and BOO-YAA! Yakuza kick sends The Gangsta crashing to the mat! Blackjack immediately grabbing the legs of The Gangsta, and he's turning him over! Boston crab by Takahashi! The Gangsta is in pain! What a tough contest it's been thus far for both teams! Dima: They are showing that they are weak! Dan: Blackjack not easing up any, and referee Peter Kaplan looking for a submission! Takahashi screaming at The Gangsta, telling him to submit! He is brutal! Argie: Blackjack is definitely one of the toughest guns in the AICW today! Dan: The Gangsta isn't giving up, and Takahashi breaks the hold! There's a stomp to the back of the head, and Blackjack begins mounting the ropes! He's waiting patiently for The Gangsta to get back to his feet! He's like a hawk hovering above it's prey! The Gangsta finally getting up, and Takahashi nails The Gangsta with a flying shoulder tackle off the top! What a move! Blackjack makes the quick tag to Thripaq! Nguyen comes in and drops an elbow on the fallen Gangsta! And he gives him the "Thri-chop!" Argie: That's getting kind of offensive! Dan: Thripaq now slapping on a reverse chinlock on The Gangsta! He's got it cinched in, and referee Peter Kaplan checking to see if it's a chokehold or not, but it looks OK. He's got it on the big man! The Gangsta down, and he must be in pain! First he was on the receiving end of a brutal Boston crab, now he's suffering this reverse chinlock! Dima: He is a weak American! And all Americans fall to foreigners! Dan: Wait just a minute! The Gangsta is getting up on his feet! He's still got Nguyen on his back! Thripaq is surprised and he doesn't even know what to think! Look at the surprised face of Nicky De Niro! The Gangsta carrying Nguyen on his back! OH NO!! The Gangsta just ran backwards into a corner to get Thripaq off, but referee Peter Kaplan was in the way! He's out cold! Nobody is there to stop The Asian Assassination Squad now! Argie: They better not get out of line! Dan: Wait a minute! Did De Niro just hand something to Blackjack Takahashi?! Argie: Where?!! I wanna have him busted! Dan: I don't know, but it looks as if Takahashi is carrying a weapon! OH NO! He just stepped into the ring! The ref is still out! BOO-YAA! He just cracked The Gangsta in the head with something! I thick it was brass knuckles! The Gangsta is out flat! Argie: Did he do it? There's so much action in the ring! Dan: Referee Peter Kaplan getting back to his feet! He's turning around. Blackjack has The Gangsta covered! He's not the legal man though! Kaplan counts! ONE.......TWO........ NO! The Gangsta kicked out! This crowd can't believe it, and neither can I! I thought the match was over! Takahashi bringing the big man to his feet! He's setting him up for belly-to-belly suplex! I don't think he'll be able to get him! NO! He can't do it! The Gangsta reverses it, and both men down! Takahashi trying to reach for The Gangsta, who is slowly crawling over to his corner! The Pranksta has him arm outstretched, waiting for the tag!! He really wants to get back in on this match! The Gangsta only inches away, and Blackjack grabs his foot! The Gangsta still reaching, but Takahashi holding on!! YES! HE MAKES THE TAG!! Here comes The Pranksta! He nails Blackjack with a dropkick! He goes to the ropes. Ropeflip moonsault onto Takahashi! ONE....TWO..... NO! Blackjack kicks out! Kick to the head by The Pranksta, followed by a boot to the midsection! He sets him up for a vertical suplex, but Nicky De Niro jumps on the apron! He's complaining to referee Peter Kaplan! The Pranksta lets go, and he dropkicks Nicky De Niro off the apron! Plancha to the outside takes De Niro down! The Pranksta now getting back in the ring, OH NO! Takahashi catches The Pranksta with a brutal German suplex! The Pranksta made a BIG mistake by worrying about De Niro! Dima: That will most certainly cost him the contest! Dan: There's a body slam by Blackjack, and a tag out to Nguyen! Thripaq picks up The Pranksta! Devastating Liger bomb!! A cover! ONE....TWO..... THR..NO!! Almost had him! Nguyen brings him back to his feet. Reverse knife edge chop by Thripaq! BOO-YAA!! Quick DDT by Nguyen! Another cover by Thripaq! ONE.....TWO...... THREE!! NO! Only a two! Argie: HE HAD HIM! HE GOT HIM! Dan: It was only a two! Wait a minute! What is Takahashi up to?! He just jumped off the apron, and he's walking around the ring! Nguyen, meanwhile, setting up The Pranksta for a tombstone piledriver! Well executed! Blackjack just pulled The Gangsta off the apron, and they're brawling on the outside! Referee Peter Kaplan turns his attention away from the match! Thripaq with an Irish whip, reversed by The Pranksta, reversed again and OH NO! Nicky De Niro cracked that Japanese flag against the back of The Pranksta! Nguyen now setting up The Pranksta! Slingshot suplex!!! There's a cover! Referee Kaplan turns around! ONE.....TWO...... THREE!!! It's all over! Andy: The winners of the match, and first ever AICW NORTH AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE ASIAN ASSASSINATION SQUAD!!! Dan: Nicky De Niro nails The Gangsta with a chair from behind, and Thripaq just threw The Pranksta out of the ring! Takahashi hands the microphone to De Niro! They're getting in the ring with the belts! Nicky De Niro: Do I know how to pick them, or do I know how to pick them! You know, I gotta hand it to myself, I put together a pretty good team here! See, when Nicky De Niro sets out to accomplish a goal, I ALWAYS pick the right people for the job, and they ALWAYS get the job done! I am the genius of the AICW! If not for YOU, Argie Otero, my boys wouldn't of had to fight this match! Nobody in the long history of wrestling has EVER tried to win a tournament by nullifying the final match! I am an innovator and a genius, and Argie, you may have foiled my plans, but we got the last laugh!! Isn't that right Blackjack? Blackjack Takahashi: Argie, we have AICW North American Championship! We also gain....respect....and honor of ENTIRRREE country of Japan! We compete honestly, and our victory is honorable!! First we prove Japanese car better than American car, and now whole world know Japanese wrestler better than American wrestler! HA HA HA! Thripaq Nguyen: Yo, what up kid?! See, now that we've beaten those CHUMPS, The Pain Connection, and Gangstas and Prankstas, I'm gonna get ALLLL the girls! You get to go home to an empty bed, and me, well....I'm going home with someone..or ones!!! Nicky De Niro: Come to think of it, we may have won the belts, but the big winners of the night are the Perfectly Perfect Duo, who no longer have to worry about The Asian Assassination Squad taking those chintzy World Tag Team titles! You may have to live with the fact that you're a bunch of paper champions, but at least we've saved you a beating...temporarily! Let's go! Dan: We're ready for the finals!! It'll be Gangstas and Prankstas taking on The Asian Assassination Squad!! What do you think about this match?! Argie: I think it'll be a classic battle! Strength vs strength, speed vs speed! I can't wait! Dima: BAH! Dan: Will the unorthodox style of Gangstas and Prankstas be able to break down the well-oiled machine of The Asian Assassination Squad? Or will the mental toughness of the AAS lead them to the gold? Let's go down to the ring! Andy: This tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the AICW NORTH AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first.... <"Kokoro" by Kitaro blasts over the sound system as the crowd comes to its feet.> Andy: Weighing in at a total combined weight of 550 pounds, The Gangsta and The Pranksta, GANGSTAS AND PRANKSTAS! Dan: These people look a little confused as they heard the music of The Asian Assassination Squad, and Gangstas and Prankstas have emerged from the curtain! The Gangsta is wearing a black tee shirt with playing cards on it, and what does that say on the back? Argie: Blackjack I believe. Dan: What is that on the Pranksta's shirt? Dima: You are blind! Those are fingers! Four of them! Argie: No, that's only three fingers! Three, Thri? Get it? Dan: OHHH!! Dima: The great Dima knew that! Andy: And their opponents.... <"Kokoro" by Kitaro blasts over the sound system.> Andy: Led to the ring by Nicky De Niro, at a total combined weight of 465 pounds, Blackjack Takahashi, Thripaq Nguyen, THE ASIAN ASSASSINATION SQUAD!!! Dan: These two are charged for this contest! The fans giving them a much different reaction than before, as they're actually receiving several catcalls! At first, they were the crowd favorite, but they've disgraced themselves after that stunt De Niro tried to pull earlier on! Argie: I will see to it that he suffers for that! Do you believe the nerve? Trying to nullify the finals!! Dima: It was a good a idea! Argie: It failed! Dan: De Niro certainly is very crafty, and not only that, Gangstas and Prankstas have nobody on the outside for them! The Asian Assassination Squad have Nicky De Niro, who has been known to physically involve himself in their matches! Argie: I have assigned referee Peter Kaplan to this match, and I know that he WILL keep order inside that ring! Dan: Thripaq Nguyen and The Pranksta starting things off! Nguyen gives him the "Thri-chop" and now The Pranksta gives it back to him!!! Thripaq is irate, and The Prankstas nails him with a blatant thumb to the eye! Gangstas and Prankstas are gonna have to throw The Asian Assassination Squad off their game if they want to win! They cannot go toe-to-toe with them! Nguyen backed up against the ropes and there's a right hand by The Pranksta! He whips Thripaq to the ropes. Spinning leg lariat by The Pranksta! Thripaq in trouble here in the early going! And De Niro complaining to referee Peter Kaplan! Argie: What does he have to complain about?! I don't see anything wrong! Dima: He must want to see a Russian wrestling match! Dan: Headlock takedown by The Pranksta! He's outwrestled and outsmarted Nguyen thus far! The Pranksta laughing as Thripaq tries to work his way out of the hold! Blackjack Takahashi has one leg through the ropes, and The Pranksta pointing that out to referee Peter Kaplan, who forces Blackjack back on the apron! Nguyen with a handful of hair, and Kaplan forces him to let go! Thripaq still trying to work his way out the hold! He's trapped in the center of the ring! He rolls The Pranksta over! ONE....The Pranksta pulls back up, and we're right back to the same hold again! Argie: What great ability shown by both men! Dima: Ability? They are like sleeping dogs! Dan: Nguyen trying to kick up out of it, but The Pranksta's got him good! Thripaq unable to get out of the hold! The Pranksta lets go, and he's right on top of Nguyen with an elbow drop! The Pranksta going to the outside! He's on the apron. Slingshot legdrop right across Thripaq's chest! A cover and, ONE......TWO......kickout by Nguyen! The Pranksta bringing Thripaq back to his feet, and there's a sunset flip! ONE.....TWO.....Nguyen rolls out! The Pranksta makes the tag to the Gangsta. He holds Thripaq from behind! The Gangsta with a right hand to the midsection! What a mismatch this is!! Argie: You have a 350 pounder and a 220 pound crusierweight! Dan: The Gangsta setting up Nguyen, and he applies an abdominal stretch!! Thripaq is in big trouble, but De Niro not showing much concern. The big Gangsta outwrestling Nguyen! Who would've thunk it?! He releases the hold, and scoops up Thripaq by the side! Big backbreaker by The Gangsta! Thripaq's back must be like rubber! Gangstas and Prankstas doing a good job of isolating one body part! The Gangsta bringing Nguyen to his feet. Atomic drop!! Thripaq bouncing around like a pogo-stick! He leans up against the ropes, and The Gangsta with a choke on the ropes!! Nguyen in trouble, and referee Peter Kaplan laying down the count! He pushes The Gangsta off! He didn't like those tactics! The Gangsta going ba..OH MY! Thripaq with a thumb in the eye, slowing down the big man! There's a right hand by Nguyen and he makes the tag into Takahashi! Argie: Both teams exhibiting great teamwork! Dan: Blackjack coming in like a house of fire! He's pounding away with forearms to the back! The Gangsta down on one knee! Takahashi goes to the ropes, and BOO-YAA! Yakuza kick sends The Gangsta crashing to the mat! Blackjack immediately grabbing the legs of The Gangsta, and he's turning him over! Boston crab by Takahashi! The Gangsta is in pain! What a tough contest it's been thus far for both teams! Dima: They are showing that they are weak! Dan: Blackjack not easing up any, and referee Peter Kaplan looking for a submission! Takahashi screaming at The Gangsta, telling him to submit! He is brutal! Argie: Blackjack is definitely one of the toughest guns in the AICW today! Dan: The Gangsta isn't giving up, and Takahashi breaks the hold! There's a stomp to the back of the head, and Blackjack begins mounting the ropes! He's waiting patiently for The Gangsta to get back to his feet! He's like a hawk hovering above it's prey! The Gangsta finally getting up, and Takahashi nails The Gangsta with a flying shoulder tackle off the top! What a move! Blackjack makes the quick tag to Thripaq! Nguyen comes in and drops an elbow on the fallen Gangsta! And he gives him the "Thri-chop!" Argie: That's getting kind of offensive! Dan: Thripaq now slapping on a reverse chinlock on The Gangsta! He's got it cinched in, and referee Peter Kaplan checking to see if it's a chokehold or not, but it looks OK. He's got it on the big man! The Gangsta down, and he must be in pain! First he was on the receiving end of a brutal Boston crab, now he's suffering this reverse chinlock! Dima: He is a weak American! And all Americans fall to foreigners! Dan: Wait just a minute! The Gangsta is getting up on his feet! He's still got Nguyen on his back! Thripaq is surprised and he doesn't even know what to think! Look at the surprised face of Nicky De Niro! The Gangsta carrying Nguyen on his back! OH NO!! The Gangsta just ran backwards into a corner to get Thripaq off, but referee Peter Kaplan was in the way! He's out cold! Nobody is there to stop The Asian Assassination Squad now! Argie: They better not get out of line! Dan: Wait a minute! Did De Niro just hand something to Blackjack Takahashi?! Argie: Where?!! I wanna have him busted! Dan: I don't know, but it looks as if Takahashi is carrying a weapon! OH NO! He just stepped into the ring! The ref is still out! BOO-YAA! He just cracked The Gangsta in the head with something! I thick it was brass knuckles! The Gangsta is out flat! Argie: Did he do it? There's so much action in the ring! Dan: Referee Peter Kaplan getting back to his feet! He's turning around. Blackjack has The Gangsta covered! He's not the legal man though! Kaplan counts! ONE.......TWO........ NO! The Gangsta kicked out! This crowd can't believe it, and neither can I! I thought the match was over! Takahashi bringing the big man to his feet! He's setting him up for belly-to-belly suplex! I don't think he'll be able to get him! NO! He can't do it! The Gangsta reverses it, and both men down! Takahashi trying to reach for The Gangsta, who is slowly crawling over to his corner! The Pranksta has him arm outstretched, waiting for the tag!! He really wants to get back in on this match! The Gangsta only inches away, and Blackjack grabs his foot! The Gangsta still reaching, but Takahashi holding on!! YES! HE MAKES THE TAG!! Here comes The Pranksta! He nails Blackjack with a dropkick! He goes to the ropes. Ropeflip moonsault onto Takahashi! ONE....TWO..... NO! Blackjack kicks out! Kick to the head by The Pranksta, followed by a boot to the midsection! He sets him up for a vertical suplex, but Nicky De Niro jumps on the apron! He's complaining to referee Peter Kaplan! The Pranksta lets go, and he dropkicks Nicky De Niro off the apron! Plancha to the outside takes De Niro down! The Pranksta now getting back in the ring, OH NO! Takahashi catches The Pranksta with a brutal German suplex! The Pranksta made a BIG mistake by worrying about De Niro! Dima: That will most certainly cost him the contest! Dan: There's a body slam by Blackjack, and a tag out to Nguyen! Thripaq picks up The Pranksta! Devastating Liger bomb!! A cover! ONE....TWO..... THR..NO!! Almost had him! Nguyen brings him back to his feet. Reverse knife edge chop by Thripaq! BOO-YAA!! Quick DDT by Nguyen! Another cover by Thripaq! ONE.....TWO...... THREE!! NO! Only a two! Argie: HE HAD HIM! HE GOT HIM! Dan: It was only a two! Wait a minute! What is Takahashi up to?! He just jumped off the apron, and he's walking around the ring! Nguyen, meanwhile, setting up The Pranksta for a tombstone piledriver! Well executed! Blackjack just pulled The Gangsta off the apron, and they're brawling on the outside! Referee Peter Kaplan turns his attention away from the match! Thripaq with an Irish whip, reversed by The Pranksta, reversed again and OH NO! Nicky De Niro cracked that Japanese flag against the back of The Pranksta! Nguyen now setting up The Pranksta! Slingshot suplex!!! There's a cover! Referee Kaplan turns around! ONE.....TWO...... THREE!!! It's all over! Andy: The winners of the match, and first ever AICW NORTH AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE ASIAN ASSASSINATION SQUAD!!! Dan: Nicky De Niro nails The Gangsta with a chair from behind, and Thripaq just threw The Pranksta out of the ring! Takahashi hands the microphone to De Niro! They're getting in the ring with the belts! Nicky De Niro: Do I know how to pick them, or do I know how to pick them! You know, I gotta hand it to myself, I put together a pretty good team here! See, when Nick De Niro sets out to accomplish a goal, I ALWAYS pick the right people for the job, and they ALWAYS get the job done! I am the genius of the AICW! If not for YOU, Argie Otero, my boys wouldn't of had to fight this match! Nobody in the long history of wrestling has EVER tried to win a tournament by nullifying the final match! I am an innovator and a genius, and Argie, you may have foiled my plans, but we got the last laugh!! Isn't that right Blackjack? Blackjack Takahashi: Argie, we have AICW North American Championship! We also gain....respect....and honor of ENTIRRREE country of Japan! We compete honestly, and our victory is honorable!! First we prove Japanese car better than American car, and now whole world know Japanese wrestler better than American wrestler! HA HA HA! Thripaq Nguyen: Yo, what up kid?! See, now that we've beaten those CHUMPS, The Pain Connection, and Gangstas and Prankstas, I'm gonna get ALLLL the girls! You get to go home to an empty bed, and me, well....I'm going home with someone..or ones!!! Nicky De Niro: Come to think of it, we may have won the belts, but the big winners of the night are the Perfectly Perfect Duo, who no longer have to worry about The Asian Assassination Squad taking those chintzy World Tag Team titles! You may have to live with the fact that you're a bunch of paper champions, but at least we've saved you a beating...temporarily! Let's go! Argie: The nerve of those three! I'll fix them! Dan: The Asian Assassination Squad the new North American Tag Team Champions. We'll be right back!