(Cameras show backstage in the dressing room where Mr Y is puting on his "Y" costume. The room then goes completely black and we can hear the sounds of Mr Y screaming in pain as well as the blows being inflicted against his body. After a few minutes or so of this beating, the lights return and we see a battered, bruised and beatened Mr Y sprawled out on the floor knocked out unconscious. Lying next to him is a huge plate of steel with the words "U.S. Steel" embraded on it) Dan: Mr Y has been attacked in the lockerroom! I don't know who did this, but whoever did this must be sending a message to the Demonweb! Dima: It was RUSSIAN ROULETTE! The gun can go off at any time and Mr Y was just another victim! Argie: If it was Dima, YOU will be fined heavily! Dima: In that case, IT WAS DAN! Dan: IT WAS NOT! Anyway, next up, we have the debut of a new show that will be appearing regularly on Saturday Night Heat. Here is SENSUOUS SECRETS! Let's take a look at the video wall! [Cameras open up to a studio in New York City. It looks something like the set of the Today show. It has a large glass window in the back where millions of fans, all guys are standing outside waving to the camera. All of them are holding "I LOVE YOU SAM" signs and wearing Sensuous Samantha merchandise. You can see a few ladies throughout the audience with the "if looks could kill Sensuous Samantha would be dead" look. The cameras then zoom around and show none other than Sensuous Samantha sitting on a black leather sofa. She's wearing a short light pink dress with no sleeves. She also has on white stockings and a pair of pink buckles shoes. Her hair is tied back in a French twist on top of her head. She smiles and gives the camera a little wave as it zooms in on her.] Sensuous Samantha: Ladies and gents..welcome to paradise! Welcome to the brand new AICW interview segment, Sensuous Secrets. Since I am so damn popular the AICW decided to give ME [points to herself] my own show! I'm the host! Now, who's my first guest? Aaah..I've got someone good! I've known him for awhile now and I love him each more every single day! Please welcome, THE KNICK MAN! ["GO NY GO NY GO" plays loudly in the background as The Knick Man makes his way onto the stage. He waves towards the cheering fans as he makes his way out onto the set. He enters the set and smiles and shakes Samantha's hand as he sits down on the sofa next to Samantha.] Sensuous Samantha: Welcome to the best show that you'll ever be on, Knick Man. Let me tell you, you must be thrilled to be here with ME! The most PERFECT woman in the world! I'm even thrilled to be here with ME, but let's skip that. How does it feel to be sitting next to me? Tell me, Knick Man. I know you want to! Knick Man: Do you want me to say how perfect you are? Would that make you happy Sam? Sensuous Samantha: Sure it would! You know that would make the world happy! Knick Man: Well I'm not Samantha! No matter how beautiful you are Samantha, nobody's perfect! Not you, not me, and not anybody else in the AICW! You're a beautiful woman Samantha. It's a shame that your EGO messes up the picture! Sensuous Samantha: [stunned] EGO!? You're telling ME about having an ego? AS IF! I have no ego. I am a beautiful woman. In fact, I'm the most beautiful woman in the AICW. Not only that, but the world ... NO! THE UNIVERSE! [smiles] Now, before my show gets cancelled I'd like to ask you, Knick Man, what's up with you in the AICW, boy? Knick Man: What's up with me in the AICW? It's simple Samantha! You've known me for quite a while now. You known how I use to be. Using deception, trickery, and anything else I can think of to get ahead. But you know, one day, I just got tired of it all. Sitting on top of the world, but still feeling empty inside! And that is why I am like I am in the AICW today! I am here doing my job which is to entertain the fans! And I'm going to do whatever it takes to see to it that the fans are entertained! They are the ones that made me what I am today, and it's the least I can do for them! Sensuous Samantha: Speaking of FANS. [Sensuous Samantha stands up and looks out the window and waves at her MANY fans. She then sits back down and sighs.] Sensuous Samantha: It's not that easy being me, Knick Man. I'm very loved! Do you know how it feels to be that way? Knick Man: For a long time I didn't Samantha. But now...... [The Knick Man stands up and begins to wave his hands up and down as the crowd becomes deafening chanting "Knick Man" continuously]...I do! The fans in the AICW love me because they know that unlike most wrestlers in the business today, I give a damn about them! They know that night in and night out I am willing to step into the ring at any time, to put my body on the line, for their entertainment! They don't love me just because I win! They love me because I have the heart of a champion! Sensuous Samantha: They love me because I'm Sensuous Samantha! Knick Man..you have this thing going with Black Power? I HATE THOSE MEAN MEN! What do you have to say about them? Knick Man: You actually call those guys men? I don't. You see, a man is about responsibility and about making decisions for yourself. The members of Black Power aren't responsible and they damn sure don't make decisions for themselves, except for Martin X of course! Basically, they are all X's lapdogs who do his dirty work, while he lays back in the background and orders them around. How often do you see Martin X in the ring? Not much! That's because Martin X is nothing but a yellow-bellied COWARD! He knows that if he stepped into the ring with The Knick Man, that I would put him in the TRASH where he belongs! It makes me sick to my stomach to see these ghetto trash running around like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off screaming "Black Power", "Black Power" like a bunch of banshees! You wanna see Black Power Samantha? A REAL Black Man with dignity and respect is BLACK POWER! The Knick Man is Black Power! Martin X? [laughs] He's just another "boy" from the hood! Sensuous Samantha: Well, Knick Man, you're nothing but a surprise to me! This new attitude is awesome! What else would to like to say Knick Man? Don't you think I'm beautiful today? [smiles] Show me some of that Knick Man charm! Knick Man: Samantha, you are indeed a beautiful woman. But why do you need a man to remind you of this? You should be confident in yourself, yet not overly confident to the point where you think you are "queen of the universe" I know I'm a great athlete. But you don't see me walking around talking about how I'm "The Greatest Basketball Player, The Greatest Wrestler and The Greatest Man on the face of the earth!" [laughs] Well, at least not anymore anyways! Sensuous Samantha: Because I need people to remind me! I love being reminded how great I am. What else can I say? I AM the queen of the universe! What title do you look to go after, Knick Man? Knick Man: Titles isn't really all that important to me right about now. I mean, sure I would love to strap some gold around my waist. But it doesn't mean that just because I don't have a belt, that makes me less of a man! My main thing right about now is to prove myself to all the great athletes of the AICW, that I am a great athlete and that I do have the ability to hang with the big boys! Eventually, as I continue to take on the AICW's best, and to not shy away from the competition, the titles will come. I might not win every single match that I wrestle in. But you better believe that nobody will be able to accuse me of not giving it my all. Sensuous Samantha: Well, Knick Man, as always it has been a pleasure having you here on my first ever show! Is there anything else that you would like to say? Knick Man: There are lots of guys around here who have big egos! But one by one, you will all have to step into the ring with The Knick Man. And when you do, you better believe that it will be a "humbling experience." Sensuous Samantha: Ladies and gentleman, the Knick Man! The pleasure was ALL yours! Tune in next week, ladies and gentleman for Sensuous Secrets. Knick Man: Thanks for having me Samantha! (The Knick Man takes Samantha's hand and kisses it. He then raises his hands in the air as the crowd cheers loudly and makes his way to the back.) Sensuous Samantha: Well, all your dreams can either come true. Or turn into your worst nightmare. [Fade to black.] Dan: The Knick Man, a true "people's" wrestler! Argie: He's a role model for a great wrestler! Many of the wrestlers in the AICW should take notice! Dima: Ha! I will bounce this Knick Man and dunk him like this Michael Jordan! Dan: We'll be back with the finals of the AICW North American Tag Team Tournament! Plus the MAIN EVENT! Argie: Don't forget about my announcement! Dima: Or I will crush you!