Dan: We're back, and over the break, Danny got back in the ring and was immediately nailed with a back leg round kick! Nguyen with a side headlock on! Moore shoves him off into the ropes! Thripaq comes back and ducks under a clothesline! He hits the ropes again and there's a spinning leg lariat by Nguyen! Thripaq dominant in the early going! Argie: What impressive competition! Both these teams worthy of the belt! Dan: Nguyen whips Danny to the ropes! Frankensteiner into a cover! ONE....TWO.....NO! So close! Argie: I thought we had a winner there! Dan: Both men back to their feet! Moore misses a wild clothesline and spins around! Thripaq with a bulldog! ONE.....TWO.......TH..NO!! Only two! Nguyen bringing Danny back to his feet! He scoops him up for a bodyslam! Moore turns it into a small package! ONE.....TWO....reversed by Thripaq! ONE.....reversal by Moore!! ONE....TWO....Nguyen kicks out! Both men up! Danny with a clothesline!!! He goes to the ropes! Handspring into a legdrop right across Thripaq's throat! I've never seen such fast paced action! Argie: This crowd is in awe of these men's abilities! Dan: Moore on his feet, and he pulls Nguyen up. Crossface chicken wing!! He's biting him on the shoulder!!! Referee James Roma telling Danny to break the hold, and he does! Moore is brutal! He makes the tag to Steven Dunne! Dunne with an armdrag takedown! This should be a great technical battle! He lets Thripaq up, and nails him with a buzzsaw chop! Argie: I heard that echo through the entire Budokan Hall! Dan: He sets up Nguyen. Snap suplex!! There's a cover! ONE.....TWO....NO! Thripaq kicks out! Dunne again bringing him to his feet! He's setting him up for a belly-to-belly! OH NO! Thripaq just nailed him with a knee to the groin! Dunne keels over in pain, and Nguyen adds insult to injury by giving him a "Thri-chop!" Dima: This "Thri-chop" indicates what? Dan: I really can't say. Thripaq makes the tag to the fresh Blackjack Takahashi, and Blackjack with a vicious armdrag takedown!! He threw across half the ring! Dunne still in pain from that low blow, and Takahashi drops the leg across his chest! Non-chalant cover by Blackjack! ONE...NO! You've got to hook the leg if you wanna put Steven Dunne away! Argie: What tenacity on the part of Steven Dunne! Dan: Takahashi picking up Dunne! He's setting him up! Power bomb!! What a move! There's a quick tag to Nguyen! He brings Dunne to his feet, and takes him down with a drop toehold! Thripaq up quickly and to the ropes! Elbow drop! He held it straight above Dunne for a second before bringing it down on the back of his neck! Nguyen grabs the legs of Dunne! He's applying a scorpion deathlock! He got him over! Referee James Roma checking to see if he'll submit, OH NO! Danny Moore just came in and gave Thripaq an enzuigiri! Argie: I wish James would disqualify them! Dima: He is weak! You need a RUSSIAN referee! Dan: Nguyen is down and referee James Roma reprimanding Danny! Steven Dunne getting back to his feet. He whips Thripaq to the ropes. Spinebuster!! Dunne picks up Nguyen right away! Backbreaker! Absolutely devastating! But no cover by Dunne! He could put Thripaq away right now! Argie: Bad strategy on the part of Steven Dunne! This could very well cost him the match. Dan: Dunne whips Nguyen hard to the buckle! Dunne charging in with a clothesline, but Thripaq gets out of the way! He makes the quick tag to Blackjack! Hard right hand by Takahashi, and Dunne goes down! Now both men stomping away on Dunne! Danny Moore coming in to help, but referee James Roma cuts him off! The double team continues on the outside! Blackjack going up to the top turnbuckle! Nguyen holding down Dunne! Flying headbutt off the top by Takahashi!! Thripaq goes back to the corner as referee James Roma turns around! Blackjack with another non-chalant cover! ONE....TWO....NO! Dunne kicks out! Argie: This match is amazing, I am just on the edge of my seat! Only in the AICW! Dan: Takahashi complaining to Roma, and Dunne getting to his feet! Blackjack takes him back down with a hard clothesline! There's an Irish whip, and Takahashi slaps on a sleeperhold! Dunne is still fighting the hold! He refuses to go down! Argie: This is just an epic battle! Dima: Russian Roulette against Kyle Bane would be an epic battle! Dan: Dunne still staggering around the ring! He's near his corner! He tags in Danny Moore! Moore hops on the top rope! He nails Blackjack with a missle dropkick!! Moore laying into Blackjack like a wild man! Boot to the midsection, tiger bomb!! Cover by Moore! ONE.....TWO....... NO! Takahashi kicks out! Moore up on his feet! Somersault splash! OH MY! He slaps on a mandible clawhold!! Blackjack in pain! He's squirming around to find the ropes!! OH COME ON! Nguyen came in and kicked Danny in the gut! He could've had him! Argie: This match is taking unprecendented twists! Dan: Moore setting up Takahashi for a German suplex! OH MY! Blackjack with a back kick, and Danny bends over in pain! He's right by the ropes! Blackjack taunting Steven Dunne, who tries to get at him! He's stopped by Roma! Wait a minute! Nicky De Niro is punching away at Moore! Kyle Bane rushing around to the other side of the ring! De Niro and Bane going toe to toe!!! Moore getting to his feet! He surprises Takahashi with a swinging neckbreaker!!! He's going up to the top! 450 degree splash!! Way off the mark!!! Blackjack moves! Quick tag to Thripaq! He sets him up! Takahashi with the Yakuza kick! Nguyen with the tiger suplex!! ONE.....TWO..... THREE!!! Andy: The winners of this contest, THE ASIAN ASSASSINATION SQUAD!!! Dan: Bane is irate! De Niro ran away, and he's pulling Blackjack and Thripaq with him! They're fleeing the scene as Kyle Bane has a steel chair in his hand!! OH MY GOD! He's laying out everybody! He just cracked James Roma over the head! OH NO! He just nailed Steven Dunne and Danny Moore!! Argie: This guy confuses me, Dan. Dima: Russian Roulette will set him straight! Dan: Kyle Bane, Christina O, and Mr. Y are heading back to the dressing room, and Dunne and Moore getting up. OH MY GOODNESS!! BOO-YAA!! Dunne nails Moore with a DDT!!! Dunne heading to the back! He's disgusted! Danny Moore is cowering in the corner of the ring, and I think he's crying!! What's wrong with this guy?!! Argie: I'll help him out later! Rest assured that Kyle Bane WILL be fined heavily for what he did to referee James Roma! Dan: Well, Roma's being helped to his feet! It looks like he's gonna be OK! Fans, up next we'll bring you the second of these semifinal contests, this next one pitting The Road Killers against Gangstas and Prankstas! Let's go to the ring! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The following contest is the second semi-final tag team match for the AICW North American Tag Team Titles. It is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit! Introducing first..... ("Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne plays loudly in the background) Andy Burton: From New York City, and Los Angeles, California, at a total combined weight of 550 pounds, The Gangsta, The Pranksta, the team of GANGSTAS AND PRANKSTAS!!! Dan: And here comes the fun loving Gangstas and Prankstas! They are both dressed in full leather biker getup as well as red masks with a withe star on the top! I guess they are making fun of their opposition tonight! Argie: (laughing) Now these guys are entertaining! And they bring in pretty good ratings! Dima: HA! When DIMA appears, the ratings SKYROCKET to the top! Dan: The Gangsta and The Pranksta climbing into the ring and OH BOY! They are playing patty-cake! These guys are too much!!! Andy: And their opponents....... (Black Sabbath's "Children of the Grave" starts up on the sound system.) Andy: Accompanied to the ring by their manager, Lord Awesome, from Interstate 69, at a total combined weight of 541 pounds, Blade...Storm....THE ROADKILLERS! Dan: Wow! Look at the intensity on the faces of The Roadkillers as they make their way down to the ring. Lord Awesome seems to have his boys ready tonight! Dima: Awesome? HA! Only DIMA is truly AWESOME! Argie: Dima....SHUT UP! Dan: The Roadkillers climbing up onto the apron and they look focused on capturing those AICW North American Tag Team Championships! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza will be calling the action for this match as The Pranksta and Storm get set to start this match up. The bell rings and the two lock up. Storm getting the advantage and backing the smaller Pranksta into the corner. An elbow to the face of Pranksta by Storm and he knees him in the chest. Storm throws another punch but The Pranksta ducks out of the way! The Pranksta pulling Storm down for the small package.....one......two......and Storm able to kick out! Dima: Both of these teams combined can never reach the superiority of a RUSSIAN tag team! Argie: So tell me why there aren't any russian tag teams in the AICW Dima? Dan: Both men now up and The Pranksta with a poke to the eye of Storm. AND HE PINCHES HIS NOSE!!! The Pranksta sending him to the ropes and Storm ducks the clothesline! Storm cominb back and RUNNING FOREARM SMASH knocks The Pranksta off his feet! Now Storm dragging Pranksta over to his corner and he tags in the big Blade! Blade coming in and he stomps away on the falling Pranksta. The big man picks him up and SCOOP SLAM! Blade with the cover........one..........two........and The Pranksta kicks out! Blade to his feet and he pulls the smaller Pranksta up with him. He sets him up and GUTWRENCH SUPLEX BY BLADE! Blade now to the ropes and FISTDROP ontop of the small guy! Blade with another cover..........one...........two.........three! NO! The Pranksta kicking out again! Blade tagging back out to Storm and The Roadkillers in control of this match! Dima: If it were a RUSSIAN TAG TEAM, this match would have long been over! Dan: Storm back into the ring and he picks The Pranksta up and slaps him in the face. He sets him up and RUNNING MAFIA KICK! And WAIT A MINUTE! Speaking of The Mafia, here comes Nicky De Niro and The Asian Assassination Squad! The AA Squad winnning the eariler match this evening against The Pain Connection and they will be taking on the winner of this match in the finals! Argie: I'm sure they are up to no good as usual! Dan: WAIT A MINUTE!!! THE ASIAN ASSASSINATORS HAVE ENTERED THE RING! They are beating on both The Pranskta and Storm! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza calling for the bell! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a DOUBLE DISQUALLIFICATION! Dan: Hold on! If this match is a double DQ, that means that both teams are eliminated, and... Dima: The Assassinators win the belts! Dan: That's not fair!!! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza going to the outside and getting the belts. He climbs back into the ring and he's presenting them with the belts! Andy Burton: By default, the winners of the tournament, and NEW NORTH AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE ASIAN ASSASSINATION SQUAD!!!! Dan: What a load down dirty trick by De Niro and company as the crowd booing the hometown tag team. The Japanesse fans here sure don't appreciate a dishonorable win like this one! Argie Otero: If they think that they are going to get away with this, they have another thing coming! Dan: And Argie Otero leaving her seat and she's headed to the ring. Otero climbing into the ring and now she's grabbing the mic.... Argie Otero: You think you're so slick don't you De Niro? You boys just can't play fair for the life of you! Put those titles down! Ramon, ring the bell! This match will continue until there is a winner! And Assassinators, if you interfere in this match again, I will disquallify you from the tournament! Dan: Argie dropping a bombshell as The Assassinators leaving the ring. Storm looking absolutely confused as The Gangsta charging him from behind and BOO-YA! BIG CLOTHESLINE! The Gangsta lifting him up and JACK-KNIFE POWER BOMB! The Gangsta with the cover.........one........two..........THREE! (DING DING IDNG) Andy Burton: The winners of the match......GANGSTAS AND PRANKSTAS! Dan: Gangstas and Prankstas taking advantage of the situation and getting the victory over The Roadkillers. Blade and Storm look pissed off and they charge the big Gangsta and lay him out with a double clothesline! The Roadkillers leaving the ring in disgust as Gangstas and Prankstas are going to the finals against The Asian Assassination Squad! Argie: De Niro thinking I'm going to let him get away with that! Ha! Dan: We'll be right back with more of Saturday Night Heat! Stay with us!