Andy: This contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, led to the ring by Frankie Sarracco, from San Diego, California, weighing 286 pounds, STEPHON T. DAVIS! Dan: STD not looking too happy after losing the belt. Just when the Township Rebellion thought that they were okay without Joe Banno, they're once again in disarray! Lord Awesome: The Township Rebellion is out there runnin' around like a headless chicken, but it's only a matter of time before they just keel over now. It's obvious they can't survive without their boss tellin' 'em what to do. Andy: And his opponent, led to the ring by Rita Fulchino, from Miami Beach, Florida, weighing 270 pounds, GINO "KNUCKLES" VALENTINI!!! Dan: Gino could've been fighting for some gold tonight, but STD no longer has a belt to defend. Lord Awesome: That's how things work here in this business. You sign for a match against the champion, but the possibility is always there that the guy may not be champion by the time you get him in the ring. Dan: Both men are very familiar with each other, and there's no love lost between them. How do you think this will effect this match? Lord Awesome: They're not gonna just tear into each other, they know each other too well. But the main goal of this match now that there's no belt on the line is just to hurt your opponent! And that's exactly what Knuckles and STD intend to do! Dan: STD with an eye gouge! Valentini backs up to the corner and Davis now letting loose a flurry of punches and forearms! STD with a short clothesline, and Gino goes down. Davis slaps on a quick STF, but Valentini is right near the ropes! Lord Awesome: STD's wasting no time trying to put Valentini away. Knuckles needs to slow down the pace of the match to work in his favor. Dan: Gino grabs the bottom rope and referee Ramon De La Cerveza orders Davis to break the hold! STD wasting no time in bringing Valentini to his feet, and there's a nice side headlock from Davis! Gino trying to feel his way out. He pushes STD off and into the ropes! Davis back and Valentini with a nice scoop powerslam! Gino with a quick cover! ONE.....TWO....NO! STD caught off-guard, and he rolls to the outside! Lord Awesome: Obviously, STD needs a breather after that offensive flurry by Knuckles! Smart wrestling by the former champ, but it may not be enough! Dan: Davis yelling at some of these fans at ringside, who are making fun of him! Frankie Sarracco over there as well to jaw at the fans! Valentini is on the apron, and now STD and Sarracco turn around! Gino with a flying shoulderblock off the apron on both men! What a move! Now Valentini getting back up on the apron! BOO-YAA!! Springboard back elbowsmash! Davis goes down hard again! Lord Awesome: Valentini's definitely back in the groove now! But it doesn't look like he's quite ready to follow up on it... Dan: Gino took a bad bump as well in that move. Valentini first to his feet! He's rolling back inside the ring, and now STD starting to get up as well. Frankie Sarracco is still down. Lord Awesome: Valentini needs to finish this quick and clean before Sarracco's back in the game! You know he'll try to pull something! Dan: Davis rolling in the ring as Gino goes to the ropes! STD up on his feet, Valentini goes for a jumping side kick! Davis moves, and Gino lands on top of the ropes, where it hurts most! Lord Awesome: I guess this means we won't be seeing any little Knuckles running around anytime soon! Dan: STD now with a headbutt! Valentini in obvious pain! Davis pulls him off the top rope. Look at Rita. She didn't like what she just saw! STD with a backbreaker! Well executed! He covers him! ONE.......TWO.........NO! Davis yelling at referee Ramon De La Cerveza to count faster! STD bringing Gino to his feet once again. Davis with a heart punch, followed up nicely by a sidewalk slam! There's another cover! ONE.........TWO..........NO!!! That was so close! STD picks up Valentini again and whips him to the ropes! Gino comes back and ducks under a reverse elbowsmash. Gino now off the ropes and he brings Davis down with a flying clothesline! Both men down! Lord Awesome: Gino's determined! He's got this match in the bag, if he can just have the presence of mind to make a cover! Dan: Referee Ramon De La Cerveza laying on the ten count! He's up to six, and now Valentini getting to his feet. He's bringing STD to his feet as well, and OH NO! Davis with a headbutt to the groin! I don't think Ramon saw that! BOO-YAA! STD with a reverse neckbreaker! You know what comes next! That dreaded double-underhook piledriver! He sets him up for it! Wait! Rita Fulchino is on the apron! She's screaming at Davis! STD walking over to her and he grabs her by the hair! OH MY! Gino from behind and now he nails Davis! STD with a belly-to-belly suplex! Valentini holds on and both men go over the top rope! Ramon De La Cerveza laying on the count! Gino and Davis are going at it toe-to-toe! Lord Awesome: Shoulda known this would turn into a brawl! Dan: They better get back in the ring quick or..WAIT A MINUTE! Gino hits Davis with a low blow and he quickly crawls into the..... Dan: The bell has rung! Did Gino get in the ring in time, or was it a double countout? Let's get the official word. Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, referee Ramon De La Cerveza has ruled that Gino Valentini got into the ring before the 10 count. Therefore the winner of this match as a result of a countount, GINO KNUCKLES VALENTINI! Dan: Gino outsmarting Valentini by getting into the ring before the 10 count and STD looks pissed! Lord Awesome: STD didn't beat Gino, but he can take comfort in knowing that Knuckles didn't pin him...THIS time. Dan: Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to have tag team action coming up next, and we'll get to that momentarily, but first... Lord Awesome: (cutting him off) First I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I'm here in the AICW for the long run, and everybody wants to know, what's Lord Awesome gonna do? Is he here to wrestle as only he can? Is he here to lend his intelligence to the broadcast team? Or is he here to guide a star to superstardom? Now I think I'll just get right to the shameless plug. See, next Monday on America Online, I'll be taking YOUR questions! Yeah, that's right, you on the sofa with the beer gut and the tub of popcorn in your hands! All ya gotta do, is send in your questions to AICW@rocketmail.com with the subject line "Question for Lord Awesome." (the words appear on the bottom of the screen) Dan: Later on in the week, we'll give you additional details on that EXCLUSIVE AOL chat! But right now, let's take you to ringside for our next match! Andy: This tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 934 pounds, Loki and Mangler, the Thugs Express! Lord Awesome: Well, if it ain't Two Tons o' Fun... Dan: Calm down! We all know you had your problems with them the last time you were out here, but just let this one go! (Black Sabbath's "Children of the Grave" blasts through the sound system.) Andy: And their opponents, from Interstate 69, at a combined weight of 541 pounds, Blade and Storm--the Roadkillers!!! Dan: The Roadkillers making their debut here tonight on War! Lord Awesome: Ahhh, they're just a coupla street toughs in leather jackets. They could be so much more... Dan: These two wasting no time! They fling their jackets off, and they're in the ring, pounding away on Loki and Mangler! Now Blade, the bigger of the two, easily sending Mangler out of the ring with a devastating and STIFF clothesline! Storm takes Loki down with a running bulldog! Now Blade with a BIG legdrop to the back of Loki's head! Storm runs the ropes, and...SUICIDE TOPE ONTO MANGLER!!! BOO-YA!!! Blade brings Loki back to his feet, and he whips him into the ropes for a BIG boot! Now he's giving a signal, I guess he's going to finish him off! He's setting him up, what's he gonna do with that 468 pounder? OH MY GOD!!! HE'S GOT HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! Storm's going up top, and--BOO-YA!!! DEVASTATING FLYING NECKBREAKER!!! That's gotta be the Stormblade!!! It's over! 1...2...3!!! Andy: The winners of this contest, The Roadkillers!!! Lord Awesome: I must say, that was a very impressive win for these two! They came in there and they got the job done! Dan: Impressive indeed! I'd say these two men are going to go far in the AICW's tag team division! Folks, right after this commercial break we'll have the TV Championship match right here on War! Lord Awesome: A "Pretty Boy" against a "Convict." Should be interesting, to say the least. Dan: Don't touch that dial! We'll be back with more of War! Lord Awesome: And more of ME!