Dan: Alright, we're back and standing in the ring at this time is DIMA! He's wearing a pair of red Soviet wrestling trunks! He looks ridiculous! Andru Edwards: He looks like an idiot! This should be good! Dima "The Russian Powerhouse" Lerminskiy: Alright you pathetic AMERICANS! The time has come for you to see THE GREAT DIMA in action! Tonight, I will CRUSH this so called DEMON and make him feel the power of THE RUSSIAN POWERHOUSE! Then I will take the AICW World Title back home to MOTHER RUSSIA where it BELONGS! Dan: Strong words from Dima! Andru Edwards: Ha! He's gonna die tonight! Dan: And here comes Kyle Bane! "The Demon" making his way towards the ring with the AICW World Title across his shoulder! Kyle Bane climbing into the ring and Dima already mouthing off to the World Champ! Bane smiling that cruel and evil smile and I think that Dima has bitten off more than he can chew this time around! Andru Edwards: Dima is about to go on a trip straight to Hell. And Bane is the pilot! Dan: The two men standing in the middle of the ring and Dima mouthing off to Bane! (trying to control his laughter) The staredown between Bane and Dima! Bane has at least a foot over Dima in terms of height! And they go to lock up and Dima backs off! He's complaining about his shoes being untied! Dima messing around with his shoelace and now he's up and ready to go! Dima walking around the ring in circles, looking for the proper opportunity to lock up with Bane. Bane still smiling as they go to lock up again, and Dima backs off again! Andru Edwards: The Russian boy is scared Dan! Dan: Dima now fixing his trunks and complaining that they are too tight! I think he's just looking for every excuse in the book not to fight Bane! Dima looks like he is ready now, and now they get ready to lock up again and DIMA BACKS OUT AGAIN! Kyle Bane reaching over and grabbing Dima! The Demon has Dima in his grabs and here comes Russian Roulette! Russian Roulette climbing into the ring and Bane letting Dima goes as he runs and hides behind this huge Russian giant! Dima: I would completely destroy you right now Bane, but I feel sorry for you! So now you will fight RUSSIAN ROULETTE! Dan: I knew he would chicken out! Andru Edwards: But he's suppose to be "The Russian Powerhouse!" Dan: It looks like we're going to have Bane against Russian Roulette. The two big men lock up and Russian Roulette backing Bane against the ropes. Bane reaches the ropes and referee Ryan Gentle forcing them to break up. They are back to the center of the ring and they lock up again, and now Bane getting the advantage and pushing Russian Roulette to the ropes. Roulette against the ropes and Ryan forcing them to break the hold again! Now they are getting ready to lock up again and now OH MY!!! Russian Roulette just nailed Ryan Gentle with the Russian Roulette! And now he's just climbing out of the ring with Dima and making their way to the back! Bane looks a little confused and so do the rest of us! Andru Edwards: I guess he realized just how much Russians suck and now he wants no part of Kyle Bane! Dan: Well Bane taking the World Title and making his way to the back and coming up now, we will have the long awaited Television Title match between "Pretty Boy", Troy Walcott and Tuxedo Mask. Let's go to Troy Walcott who is standing by in the lockerroom with Reba Kola! Reba Kola: Thanks Dan, now I am here in the locker room with the AICW's current and longest reigning TV Champion "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott. Now Troy, you have a big match coming up against the undefeated Tuxedo Mask...what are your thoughts on the tonights title defense? Pretty Boy: My thoughts? Reba, listen up, and listen up good, I come to work everyday, and bust my a$$ for a living, and no one not A.K. Andrew, or Westside Walavan is gonna ruin my fun. Let em try, you know why, I gotta 7 foot tall, 300 plus pound bodyguard watching my back, and that's just what he's payed to do...pound and watch my back. As for Tuxedo Mask...kudos to you for earning a TV Title shot, and being undefeated, and I wish you the best of luck, cause your gonna need it. Reba Kola: If you are still feuding with Westside Walavan, why did you help him earlier tonight? Pretty Boy: (supposedly impersopnating a member of Black Power) Well, Black Power has finally gotten to me. You know what i'm sayin homeboyee! They been had told me that I had been actinin to white, but now I'm not man boyee. So Black Powwuh! I'ma tawk like dis so I could be cool and down with the G Thang so ya'll thugs could likedid me. Yeah Homeboyee!!! Reba Kola: You're silly (blushing). Now Troy, the question on everybody's mind. Is there turmoil in The Enterprise, what's been happening to you and "Ravishing" Ray Richards friendship? Pretty Boy: That's all been taken care of. That whole incodent on Monday Night War, Ray realized that he made a mistake, and now everything is perfect in the Enterprise...(getting to his feet) Reba, dear, parting is such sweet sorrow, but I have a match to attend to. I'm not trying to be rude so don't take it personal, it's F.B.P.O. (she blushes as he kisses her on the cheek, winks at the camera then leaves the locker room escorted by Executive) Reba Kola: (blushing and giggling) Back to you Dan... Dan: Let's go to the ring! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The following contest is our MAIN EVENT!!! It is scheduled for one fall and it is for the AICW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! (loud cheers from the crowd) Andy: Introducing first, the challenger, accompanied to the ring by Sailor Moon, from The Moon, weighing 230 pounds, TUXEDO MASK! Dan: And here comes the challenger Tuxedo Mask! Mask sure showed you earlier today Andru! Andru Edwards: Shut up! Dan: Mask entering the ring and he looks ready! Andy: And his opponent, accompained to the ring by The Executive, from "Pretty City" Connecticut, he is the leader of THE ENTERPRISE, weighing 247 pounds, the longest reigning and the current AICW TELEVISION CHAMPION, "Pretty Boy" TROY WALCOTT!!! Dan: Troy Walcott all confidence as he slowly makes his way down the aisle. Who is your pick Andru? Andru Edwards: Come on Dan! You got the longest reigning TV Champion taking on a cartoon character. Of course Troy Walcott is going to win! Dan: Tuxedo Mask undefeated thus far in AICW competition and he looks ready to go as Troy Walcott slowly walks up the steps. He's on the ring apron and now look at this! The Executive going to the other side and now he's trying to sneak up behind Tuxedo Mask! Troy Walcott climbing into the ring and Sailor Moon yells out a warning to Mask! Mask turns around and sees The Executive and Walcott from behind and BOO-YA! Clothesline by Troy Walcott and Troy up to his usual dirty tactics! Andru Edwards: I don't think it was a dirty tactic! It's not Troy's fault that Tuxedo Mask was too STUPID to fall for that! Dan: Walcott stomping away on the fallen Mask! He's kicking him in the ribs repeatedly! Walcott picking him up and now he's punching away on Mask!!! Walcott now sending him to the ropes and Mask ducks away from the grabs of Troy! Walcott from behind and SWINGING NECKBREAKER by Mask! I didn't know he knew that move! Mask with the cover.......one......two.....and Troy easily kicks out! Andru Edwards: Troy Walcott getting a little too overconfident and Mask made him pay for it! Even though Mask is not a good wrestler, you can't take him too lightly! His previous opponents did and that's why he is undefeated right now! Dan: Walcott picking Troy up and now he sends Walcott to the ropes. Troy coming back and Mask with the clothesline! And Mask with the quick cover........one.........two........kickout by Troy again! Mask on his feet and he takes Troy and sends him to......NO REVERSAL by Walcott! Mask coming back and SIDEWALK SLAM BY WALCOTT! And just like that, the Television Champion has regained control! Andru Edwards: Tuxedo Mask? What was the AICW thinking when they signed this goofball! Thank God you guys have some REAL talent in Andru Edwards! Dan: Walcott picking Mask up and BODY SLAMS him to the mat. Walcott holding Mask's left leg and OH MY! He just drove both of his knees into Mask's leg! Mask is going to be hurt after that one! Walcott picking him up and now he sends him to the ropes! Mask comes back and POWERSLAM BY TROY WALCOTT! Walcott with the cover..........one.........two........NO! Mask able to kick out of that one! Andru Edwards: He should have executed that powerslam with more authority! Break that idiot's back so that he can't kick out! Dan: Walcott slapping on a headlock on Tuxedo. Tuxedo trying to escape, but Walcott has that headlock on pretty tight. Walcott now taking Mask and BULLDOG BY TROY! Mask is down and now Troy blowing a kiss at Sailor Moon! And she just stuck her tounge out at him! Walcott picking Mask up and now he's taunting him! He takes his head and slams it into the turnbuckle! Mask falling down and Walcott raising his hands in the air as the crowd boos loudly! Andru Edwards: The TV Champ in complete control of this one! And to think, they actually gave this idiot a title shot! Walcott is destroying him! Dan: Walcott picking Mask up in the air and THE GQ! Mask hanging on the ropes and here comes Walcott and BOO-YA! Walcott nailing Mask with a stunner and Mask falls off the ropes to the outside. Referee Paul Kaplan counting Mask out and now Troy going to the outside! Walcott picking him up and ENZIGURI!!! And listen to the crowd booing him and he loves it! Troy Walcott: NOW THAT WAS PRETTY!!! Dan: Troy Walcott is in the groove right now! Andru Edwards: Judging by the complete lack of competition, he should be dominating this match! Dan: Walcott rolling him back inside the ring and he's setting him up and BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Troy Walcott in complete control of this one! Walcott now going to the outside. He's climbing up to the top ropes! Walcott off the top and MASK MOVES!!! Walcott missing the elbowdrop from off the top ropes and now Tuxedo Mask has a chance! Mask rolls over to Walcott and he makes the cover.......one........two.........NO! Troy Walcott able to kick out and that was a close one Andru! Andru Edwards: If Troy Walcott loses to Tuxedo Mask, he should never show his face around here again! Dan: Tuxedo Mask and Troy Walcott both on their feet. Walcott with the punch, but Mask blocks it! Now Mask with the elbow to the gut and Troy bending over in pain! Mask to the ropes and DIAMOND CUTTER BY MASK! Mask with the cover...........one...........two........... THREE!!! NO!!!! Walcott able to get that left shoulder up at the last minute! Mask now picking Troy up and BODY SLAMS him to the mat! Mask now climbing up to the top ropes! I think he's going to nail him with the moonsault!!! Walcott in the center of the ring! And here comes Mask and WALCOTT PUTS THE BOOT UP! Walcott putting his foot up and Tuxedo Mask goes crashing right into the foot of Troy! Andru Edwards: It's all over now! Dan: Tuxedo Mask is hurt and Troy Walcott getting to his feet. Walcott on his feet and he picks mask up and ATOMIC DROP!!! Now he's setting him up and THE PRETTYPLEX!!! Nobody gets out of that! Kaplan with the cover.......one.........two..........three!!!!! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: Here is your winner.....and STILL THE AICW TELEVISION CHAMPION, PRETTY BOY TROY WALCOTT!!! Dan: Troy Walcott getting another victory and he retains the AICW Television Championship! And wait a minute!!! Here comes Westside Walavan! Westside Walavan making his way to ringside and I think these two are going to go at it! We're out of time ladies and gentlemen! We'll see you Monday! OH MY..... (The camera fades out as we see officials trying to break apart Westside Walavan and "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott. Scene fades to black.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- ©1998 American Internet Championship Wrestling. What did you think of the show? Send comments to aicw@rocketmail.com