Dan: And we're back! Andru Edwards: Oh joy. Dan: Next up, we will see a tag team contest featuring The Redneck Truckers taking on The Pain Connection. Now The Redneck Truckers pulled off a big shock, defeating The Roadkillers on Friday. Can they do the same to The Pain Connection? Andru Edwards: A couple of rednecks against Kyle Bane's lackys! I say I gotta go with the lackys! Dan: Let's go to the ring! Andy: This tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! ("Shades of Grey" by Biohazard blares over the sound system.) Andy: Introducing first--to be accompanied to the ring by their manager, Christina O--representing the Demonweb, at a combined weight of 490 pounds, "The Masochist" Danny Moore and "Sadistic" Steven Dunne--The Pain Connection!!! Dan: The Painkillers are not happy over their attack last week at the hands of the Road Connectio...I'm sorry, the Roadpill...I mean, the Rain Conn...the Rainpi...Cain Pon... Andru Edwards: Feeling a little tongue-tied, Dan? Why not just button your lip and let me call the match! Let the voice of experience speak, and let the Franchise bring some true wrestling expertise to this broadcast! (Christina O comes down the aisle in a silk one-piece dress and heels flanked by Danny Moore and Steve Dunne.) Dan: Moore and Dunne are both stone-faced this week, still visibly upset over that attack orchestrated by Lord Awesome on Monday Night War! But Christina O seems to have a faint trace of a smile on her face... Andru Edwards: I know that look all too well. When a woman has that look on her face, it means she's up to no good... Dan: Wait a minute, the Pain Connection just stopped in the middle of the aisle and turned to look at the dressing room. What's... (Kyle Bane emerges from the dressing room and stands next to the entranceway, arms folded.) Dan: That's Kyle Bane! What's he doing out here? Andru Edwards: The Demonweb are like a pack of wild hyenas, where you see one the rest can't be far behind. Andy: And their opponents, accompanied to the ring by "Ma," at a total combined weight of 598 pounds, from Evergreen, Alabama, here are the Redneck Truckers! Dan: The Redneck Truckers making their television debut here tonight on Heat! Andru Edwards: Who let these guys in here? They're just a couple of white-trash hicks whose wrestling knowledge comes from trading headlocks with the family basset hound! Dan: Well, the Truckers seem to have something of a following here tonight in Louisiana... Andru Edwards: That doesn't surprise me. Take a look at some of these people, they're inbred hicks just like these Redneck suckers! Dan: The Truckers notice Kyle Bane, but Bane just stands there quietly...he's not looking for a fight with them... Andru Edwards: Nevertheless, you can never trust a "Demon." If he's out here, he must be up to something! Dan: The Truckers entering the ring now as Bane makes his way towards ringside! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza is ordering Bane back to the dressing room, but Bane is pulling a document of some sort out of his jacket. He handed it to the official, and...I guess he's going to be allowed to stay! Andru Edwards: It's probably another one of those affidavits he always keeps handy. The Pain Connection are probably worried about Lord Awesome and the Roadkillers showing up again. Dan: I don't think they'll have much to worry about, being as I don't believe any of those men are in the building here tonight... Andru Edwards: That never stopped anyone from making a little "hit-and-run" before! Dan: Here we have Steve Dunne and, I believe that's Redneck Trucker #1 in there right now...whoa! Trucker #1 just spit tobacco into Steve Dunne's face! Now he's nailing him with forearm shots to the side of the head! An Irish whip sends him in, but a duck under a clothesline attempt. Off the opposite side, and he ducks under another clothesline attempt, and now he grabs the big trucker's arm and drops him with an armbar! Nicely done, he recovered quickly from that tobacco in the face... Andru Edwards: Now you see, he should never have been put in that position to begin with. You'll never see "The Franchise" caught off-guard like that. Dan: Dunne drops a knee onto the elbow of Redneck Trucker #1, and now again drives that knee right into the joint! Steve Dunne drags the Trucker to his feet, and now a tag to Danny Moore, who kicks the arm out! And now he twists that left arm and scissors it with his legs! Another tag to Steve Dunne, who stomps on the elbow! Smart strategy by the Pain Connection, as they're working on the arm early and trying to disable one of the main weapons in the Truckers' arsenal--that Shotgun Lariat! Andru Edwards: Taking an early advantage is one thing, but it doesn't guarantee you a victory. They've demonstrated good strategy so far, but the trick is they've got to maintain that advantage. Dan: Steve Dunne now with an armdrag takedown on the big man! He drops an elbow across the tricep of Redneck Trucker #1! Now he's leaning in with an armbar, really working on that arm and trying to hyperextend the bicep! Andru Edwards: Have you ever had a hyperextended bicep, Dan? Dan: Fortunately, no, I haven't... Andru Edwards: It's not pretty. Dan: I would imagine it's not...Dunne pulls Trucker #1 up and wraps the arm around the top rope! Now he's yanking back on it, and Trucker #1 is hurting! Tag out to Danny Moore, who twists the arm and now delivers a series of kicks to the big man! Now an Irish whip, and Moore comes at the Trucker with a flying bodypress! One...only a one-count on that one! The big Trucker on his feet, and Moore with another whip in and a crescent kick takes him down, but he's too close to his corner and Trucker makes a tag to his brother! Andru Edwards: Bad miscalculation by Danny Moore. You've always gotta be aware of where you are in that ring, and in tag team action it's especially important to cut the ring in half... Dan: Trucker #2 comes at Moore with a knee to the midsection, and now he lifts him up--gutbuster by the bigger man! Moore is down, and now he drops a knee--but nobody home! Moore makes a quick tag out to Dunne, and here comes the Sadistic One! Dunne a little closer to the Truckers in size than is Moore, but nevertheless, he's trying to avoid a head-on collision with the big men... Andru Edwards: Of course he is. You don't wanna go toe-to-toe with any Southern boys. Once they get a little moonshine in 'em, they're nasty! Dan: Trucker #2 comes at Steve Dunne, but Dunne delivers a headbutt to the face! And another! Now a buzzsaw chop across that massive chest! Audience: WOOOO!!! Dan: And another! Audience: WOOOO!!! Dan: And another! Audience: WOOOO!!! Dan: The Trucker's chest turning bright red where those chops landed! Now Dunne twists the arm and delivers a boot to the midsection. Now a devastating DDT takes him down! A tag out to Danny Moore, who bounds off the ropes...Moore handsprings and delivers a legdrop across the Trucker's throat! What a maneuver! The big man up on his feet, and Moore whips him off the ropes...on the rebound, Moore with a mandible claw!! Trucker #1 tries to come in and make the save, but Dunne steps in and sends him out of the ring with a running clothesline! The referee losing control of this match rapidly now as Ma steps up on the apron and De La Cerveza tries to ward her off! Dunne delivers a shot to the groin of Trucker #2 as Danny Moore takes him down with a DDT! Now Moore up on the ropes, and a split-legged moonsault! De La Cerveza comes in and makes the count! 1...2...3! It's over! Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners: The Pain Connection!!! Dan: The Pain Connection rebounding from the Pearl Harboring on Monday as the Truckers hit a roadblock! Andru Edwards: The Truckers made a lot of rookie mistakes here, and they paid for it. They've got a long way to go before they can run with the big boys. Dan: Kyle Bane now entering the ring, and he's got a big grin on his face as he hoists Christina O up onto his shoulders! Moore and Dunne are up on the turnbuckles making gestures indicating that they want the gold! Andru Edwards: Well, they can make those belt motions all they want, it's gonna take more than one victory over a couple of rookies to propel them to the titles! Dan: We'll be right back!