Dan: Next up, The Blue Collars vs The Nubian Warriors. Hey Slam, aren't you gonna get your boys? DJ Slam: They don't need me! They can take care of theirselves! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first........ ("Fight The Power" by Public Enemy plays loudly in the background) Andy: From Lagos, Nigeria, being accompaied to the ring by their manager, DJ Slam, they are representing the stable of BLACK POWER, at a total combined weight of 570 pounds, Nelson and Muffasa Bukola, THE NUBIAN WARRIORS! Dan: And loud boos and catcalls as The Nubian Warriors make their way to ringside. Hey DJ Slam, why aren't you leading The Nubian Warriors to the ring? DJ Slam: Cause they don't need me FOOL! These men were the FIRST AICW Tag Team Champions! They been up in this piece since the BEGINNING! They know what they DOING! Dan: I for one think there's tension with The Nubian......... DJ Slam: YO! I told you there ain't no tension PUNK! Now stop tryin start trouble chump! Dan: The Nubian Warriors in the ring now awaiting their opponents. Andy Burton: And their opponents, from Boston, Massechusets, accopanied to the ring by their managers, "Hot Shot" Stan Nyn, and Hateful Pauline, weighing at a total combined weight of 517 pounds, here are "Royal Oil" Danny Doyle and Jason Champion, THE BLUE COLLARS! Dan: Here comes The Blue Collars. They represent......well, EVERYBODY! DJ Slam: Those white boys don't represent ME kid! The Nubian Warriors are going to kill them! Dan: And in typical Nubian fashion, the Warriors not even giving the Blue Collars a chance to get into the ring. Nelson and Muffasa hammering away on Danny and Jason. Muffasa taking Jason and he sends him flying through the ropes to the outside of the ring. Now the double team by Nelson and Muffasa on Danny. They send him to the ropes and OH MY!!! Nelson and Muffasa sending Danny to the ropes, then catching him, tossing him in the air and sending him crashing into the mat with authority! And the crowd boos loudly as The Nubian Warriors are in complete control. DJ Slam: And you look surprised! I told you that The Nubian Warriors were taking over baby! You should have BRACED YOSELF FOOL! Dan: Muffasa stepping to the outside and Nelson with the cover............one..................two............Danny with the kickout! Nelson picking him up and bringing Danny to his feet. He sends him to the ropes and NICE CLOTHESLINE BY NELSON BUKOLA! DJ Slam: What you mean NICE CLOTHESLINE? That joint was DA BOMB BABY! Dan: Nelson now has Danny Doyle in a leg scissors submission manuever and he has it on pretty tight. Danny Doyle reaching for the ropes, but he can't quite grab them. Nelson applying that hold on tighter and Referee Ryan Gentle looking for the submission. And look at thi! nELSON IS GRABBING THE ROPES! Referee Ryan Gentle doesn't have a clue! Ryan lifts his head up and Nelson innocently relases the ropes. What a cheater! DJ Slam: Yo, it aint cheating unless you get caught SON! Dan: Whatever! Nelson Bukola still has Danny in that headscissor lock and now he's grabbing the ropes again! Danny struggling to get out of this hold but Nelson with the extra leverage from the ropes. Ryan Gentle looks up and he sees Nelson cheating! Ryan forcing Nelson to break the hold! DJ Slam: Yo, that ain't fair! He's just doing that cause he's black! Word! Dan: Nelson Bukola reluctantly releases the hold. Now he's going to the outside. He's climbing up to the top ropes. Nelson off the top annnnnnnnnd DANNY PUTS HIS FOOT UP! And Nelson goes crashing right into the foot of Danny! Nelson falls down to the mat and now both men are down. Nelson crawling over to his corner to make the tag as is Danny. Nelson getting over there and the tag in to Muffasa. Muffasa charging over and TOO LATE! Danny with the tag to Jay! Big Jay Champion in the ring and now he's hammering away on big Muffasa. A left and a right and a nother left and Jay has big Muffasa against the ropes. He's hammering him with those big strong blows! Jay with the gouge to the eye of Muffasa. Now he sets him up, dances and NAILS HIM WITH A BIG KICK TO THE CHEST! Muffasa holding his chest in pain and JAY NAILS HIM WITH A NECKBREAKER! Muffasa is down and The Blue Collars are rocking! DJ Slam: Yo man, they cheating! I'm gonna do something about this! Dan: DJ Slam is leaving the broadcasting booth and now he's going over and grabbing the Nubian Flag. Nelson illegally entering the ring and he nails Jay in the back with an ax-handle. Now Nelson slaps on a full nelson and brings him over to Slam. Slam taking the flag and JAY MOVES! Jay Champion moving out of the way and Nelson is out like a light! Referee Ryan Gentle letting it go and now Champion with the cover.......I don't think there was a tag......one........two......three! The Blue Collars win!!!! Andy Burton: Here is your winner, in the time of 7 minutes and 18 seconds, THE BLUE COLLARS! Dan: The Blue Collars victorious, although I don't think Nelson was the illegal man. And DJ Slam is furious! DJ Slam: Yo man, that was WACK! Nelson wasn't even the legal man! That ref is RACIST! Word up! He's RACIST! Dan: The Nubian Warriors making their way to the back without DJ Slam. DJ Slam: Yo, SHUT UP DAN! Dan: Coming up, our MAIN EVENT for the evening! Gino Valentini and Legion have no love lost for each other and now they are going to settle their differences TONIGHT in the ring! DJ Slam: I personally could care less! They both UGLY WHITE BOYS! Dan: Let's go to Andy! Andy: The following matchup is our MAIN EVENT FOR THE EVENING....... (Loud cheers from the crowd) Andy: It is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Miami Beach, Florida, weighing 270 pounds, here is GINO "Knuckles" VALENTINI! Dan: Well, Andy is announcing Gino and I don't see him. He didn't arrive in the limo with the rest of The Firm and he hasn't been seen all nig.....WAIT A MINUTE! There's a distrubance in the crowd! Look!!! It's Gino Valentini coming through the crowd! DJ Slam: Nobody cares about that white boy anyway! I hope he falls down the stairs! Word up! Dan: Valentini dressed in street clothes carrying luggage. I guess he's not Firm anymore! DJ Slam: And they pay you for this? God, the AICW is STUPID! Dan: Valentini in the ring and now it will be very interesting to see how Gino will perform without The Firm watching his back. DJ Slam: He will fail just like any other WHITE BOY! Andy: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by the members of THE DEMONWEB, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 260 pounds, LEGION! Dan: The entire Demonweb making their way to the ring. I do not think this is fair. They are going to do a number on Gino Valentini! DJ Slam: Argie's gonna let those punks do whatever they want! Why? Becuase they WHITE, that's why! Dan: The Demonweb arriving to the ring and look at this! Here comes Argie Otero to take care of business! Finally, she will put Bane and his goons in check. Argie grabbing the microphone. Argie: Alright Bane, I had it up to HERE (raises her hands in front of her head) with your nonsense! You and your rulebreaking thugs are going to go back to the dressing room, and you're going to do it NOW! None of you are managers and therefore DO NOT, have the right to be here. Now GO! Kyle: I don't think so Ms Otero. Or can I call you Argie? (Nodding quickly) Thanks Argie. You're a peach. (Pulling a sheaf of folded papers from one pocket of his jacket and handing them to Christina O. who walks foreward and passes them to the comissoner.) You see that? That's a signed affadavit from My legal counsul, the hon. John Stead. It recognizes the entire Demonweb, let me say that AGAIN in case you didn't get it argie...the ENTIRE DEMONWEB as Legion's Managerial unit....and recognizes that in past matches involving Valentini, Interference has in fact been a factor. Argie: Well Valentini is no longer with The Firm. Therefore this does not hold up! Kyle: (Holding up his hand) Please, Argie, Please. Furthermore, It recognizes that without his managerial UNIT in his corner at Ringside, Without Restrictions, You are placing LEGION here in unnecessary risk for your own profit...MAIN EVENT RATINGS PERHAPS, ARGIE? Argie: Excuse me? Kyle: And as such, willfully endangering Mr. Stead's client. Therefore, Unless Legion gives his express permission for the rest of his MANAGERIAL UNIT to be escorted from ringside, you can't touch us without being slapped with a hefty lawsuit for endangering Legion's livelihood. And i don't think Legion is going to give you that consent. What say you, Leg? Legion: Hell no I ain't giving my consent! My master and The Demonweb are my managers! They will be at ringside or else I'm not fighting! Kyle: So what's it going to be, ARGIE? Are you going to let us stay, or take a bath and hear from My-our Lawyer Mr. Stead in the morning? Argie: I guess you leave me with no choice! But I'm warning you Bane, I will FINE you if you interfear in this matchup! You here me? Kyle: Good. A pleasure, as always doing business with you, Argie... (Chuckling, He does a large, formal bow) Dan: This Kyle Bane is unbelieveable! DJ Slam: See? That white boy gets to do whatever he wants! It's not fair! And that's my WORD! Dan: We'll be right back with THE MAIN EVENT!