Dan: Next up, it seems Erin McCoys and Money & Power have asked for a little bit of camera time. DJ Slam: Yeah kid! That little HOOKER Erin's madd PO'ed KID! Anouncer 1: Is she ever? Now, I'm looking at my notes and no one is scheduled to interview them so I guess Erin is going to handle this on her own. ["Are You Gonna Go My Way?" By Lenny Kravitz BLASTS over the arena. Erin McCoys walks out first quickly with Money & Power trailing behind her. Erin is wearing a very conseravtive black business suit with black shoes and a pearl choker around her neck. Her hair is up in a french roll. Greg Days is wearing a pair of jeans and an AICW tshirt. Jason Steele is wearing a pair of jeans and a black turtle neck. Erin climbs into the ring first and grabs a microphone. She stands at the opposite corner of the ring and watches carefully as Money & Power enter] Dan: I'm having some bad feelings about this! Erin McCoys does not look happy Erin McCoys: You know... I didn't say anything in Atlanta simply because I have more coy then that. We were in our home town, you two were the boyhood heroes and I didn't want to make you lose face in front of your Mommy and Daddies or your girlfriends.Well you know what? We're not in Atlanta anymore. [pacing back and forth] You know what, it astounds me how sucky you two are! DJ Slam: Ha! She played them SON! Erin McCoys: The fact that you two LOST to two Baywatch rejects just makes it even more worse! Now, I thought to myself, maybe it was me. Maybe I didn't train you correctly, maybe I didn't give you everything I got. Then I reliazed, it wasn't me.. IT WAS YOU TWO! I invested in you. I invested my time, my money, everything I had cause I wanted to see you two succeed and what do you do? You fail. I don't accept failures. What? Did I embarass you two? Are you hurt? Well the truth hurts so you better get used to it cause I haven't even scratched the surface yet. Jason Steele: You know what Erin? I don't see you busting your ass in that ring. You can talk all you want but talking and doing are two different things. Until you get your midget self in that ring, I don't want to hear anything about it! Erin McCoys: Midget!?! Let me tell you something Jason, I could have hired two drunken fans to wrestle that match for you and they would have done a whole hell of alot better! Since this match was announced all you cared about was "doing your best", "Putting on a good match", "Entertaining People". You know what? Doing your best is just not good enough for me. Both of you are fired. You can take your asses on the next plane back to Atlanta for all I care but you are no longer working here. Greg Days: Wait just a minute Erin, before your ego gets any bigger let's remember who still has multi million dollar contracts for the AICW. We can get on just fine without you. Erin McCoys: [laughing] Let's remember who USED to have multi million dollar contracts before this morning at 9:00am. As of that time, your contracts were null and void. You gave me power of attorney remember. I have complete control of all your legal, finiacial and personal matters. Your lucky that out of the goodness of my heart that I send you home with enough money for the bus. Awww, close your mouths sweeties, this isn't a dream, it is VERY much real. It's very simple, me and Argie are business women. When our product isn't selling, we get rid of it. Your 15 minutes of fame have just ran out. Get the hell out of my ring. Dan: Jason and Greg are furious! Erin McCoys has embarassed them and took all there money! DJ Slam: Just like a WHITE woman! Dan: OH NO! Jason and Greg are cornering Erin McCoys! What are they going to do?! Erin McCoys: Hold it right there. As of right now, you have two choices. You can either One... Put your hands on me and I will make sure you spend the night in jail where you will be some bad men's boyfriends or two... you could walk out of this ring with just a little respect and maybe get a job somewhere else. I don't know how since you don't even know how to sign your names to contracts. Dan: Money & Power are actually leaving the ring! And in fact, they are leaving the AICW! Erin McCoys is ruthless. What in the world is going on with her? Erin McCoys: Everyone take a seat for a few minutes because it is my turn on the soap box and I am taking the kid gloves off. Since the AICW, I played it's games. I was the good girl. I was the business woman and company girl. I took the easy road and brought in Money & Power for tag title contention. Then I reliazed something, the tag team scene got too small for Erin McCoys. No one remember tags teams, why? Cause they aren't important. Everyone wants to be a World Champion. No one wants to be tag champions. Except maybe PPD but they've always been content on small potatoes. Erin McCoys on the other hand has been raised on the best. See it all comes down too, why would I settle for a hamburger when I've already tasted lobster? If it's one thing I am, it's a surivior. I heard one of the announcers call me ruthless and you are absolutely right. There are only two ways women are going to survive in this sport dominated by men. You either play the slut like Sam or you be the b!$%#. I refuse to whore myself off to anyone. As of right now, Erin McCoys is a free agent or a trouble maker, you decide. See right now, the AICW does not have that ONE manager that can honestly say OWNS the federation. Well that means the AICW is at it's weakest and it's time I move in for the kill. I'm tired of playing games. Sam, you can keep telling yourself that you beat me and I will just smile and nod while I manage the World Champion and you are stuck with dumb and dumber. Sorry Sam, my name itself is too much for you. It always has been and it always will be. Too bad you aren't best friends with Argie and can't complain to her about how evil and mean Erin McCoys is being. As of right now, I don't give a damn. It's time I start doing what's good for me. AICW, you aren't going to know what hit you. Dan: Erin dropping a bombshell! Money and Power are outta here! She's now looking for a singles competitor! DJ Slam: Yo, nobody cares about some white broad! They all wanna hear about how BLACK POWER KILLED THE KNICK MAN! Dan: You're sick! Coming up next, a man that's not exactly well himself, Nicky De Niro! DJ Slam: Yo man! There's too many ITALIANS in this fed! Black Power's gonna have to do something about that! Andy: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! In the corner to my left, from New York City, weighing 215 pounds, Bobby Milk! And his opponent... <"God Moving Over the Face of the Waters" by Moby plays through the arena> Andy: From New York City, weighing 238 pounds, NICKY DE NIRO!!! Dan: Nicky De Niro has returned! DJ Slam: The dirty ITALIAN bum! Dan: And here comes Blackjack Takahashi leading the way for his old partner! Here comes De Niro, and the fans aren't too happy to see him! DJ Slam: Hell yeah they ain't happy! He smells like left over pizza! I can't stand wanna bee mafia chumps like De Niro! Dan: Wait a minute, De Niro and Takahashi are looking towards the curtain! THAT'S THRIPAQ NGUYEN!!!! Thripaq Nguyen, perhaps the most corrupt official in the HISTORY of our sport is walking down the aisle with Nicky De Niro!!! DJ Slam: Yo, Thripaq was alright kid! Black Power never had any beef with him! Dan: De Niro steps up on the apron and raises his arms in the air as these fans voice their disapproval! Wait a minute! Here comes AICW Commissioner Argie Otero! She looks upset about something. Argie has the mic and she's confronting Nicky De Niro! Argie Otero: De Niro....I don't mind him being out here. (points to Blackjack Takahashi) But, HIM...(points at Thripaq Nguyen)...I have a problem with! He is not supposed to be out here! His contract was terminated and his lisence was revoked! Thripaq Nguyen has no business being out here! Nicky De Niro: You got a problem with Thripaq?! Argie Otero: Yes I do! This wasn't part of the deal! Nicky De Niro: (grabbing the mic violently) I told you to KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! Remember our little talk?!! Thripaq Nguyen is not here to officiate, and he's not here to manage! Thripaq Nguyen is here to WRESTLE! For the past two months, he has been training with Blackjack Takahashi in Japan! (Thripaq makes kung-fu motions in the background while making faces at Argie.) These two men are a tag team now! There's nothing you can do about it! I'm running the show now! Argie Otero: I don't like this one bit. Nicky De Niro: You will LEARN to like it! Dan: OH YEAH!! Bobby Milk just blindsided Nicky De Niro! Dan: Good for him! Milk punching away on De Niro in the corner! OH NO! De Niro ignores the blows and he throws Milk in the corner! De Niro kicking away at Bobby Milk's midsection! De Niro unrelenting! DJ Slam: He's wack! Wait until Martin X schools this chump! Dan: De Niro stomping Milk into the ground! Young Bobby Milk is down in the corner as Argie Otero walking slowly back to the dressing room. Takahashi and Nguyen remaining at ringside, so I guess Argie is gonna let them stay! DJ Slam: Yo kid, I think De Niro and Argie got something going on man! She SOLD OUT! Dan: De Niro sends Milk into the ropes with an Irish whip, Milk comes back, and a nasty spinebuster by De Niro! You have to wonder what this "deal" is between De Niro and Argie Otero! DJ Slam: She lets De Niro do whatever he wants, and he gives her the good loving all night long baby! Dan: De Niro now bringing Milk to his feet, Milk still groggy! De Niro goes to the ropes, he clips Milk's knee from behind! There was no need for that move! DJ Slam: Why not? The boy's name is MILK! I hate MILK, unless it's CHOCOLATE MILK! Dan: Nicky De Niro slaps on a figure four leglock, and Milk is in agony! Milk is going nowhere! Wait! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza just called for the bell! Milk submitted! Andy: The winner of this match, at a time of 2 minutes and 34 seconds, NICKY DE NIRO!!! Dan: De Niro is yelling in Bobby Milk's face! Takahashi and Nguyen now entering the ring! De Niro bringing Bobby Milk to his feet, and OH! De Niro shoves Ramon De La Cerveza out of the ring! De Niro holding up Milk! Takahashi going up to the top rope! Flying shoulder tackle off the top by Blackjack Takahashi! De Niro again picking up Milk! Thripaq lining up, OH NO! A quick pair of roundhouse kicks to the side of the head, De Niro still holding up Bobby Milk! Nguyen setting up for a crane kick?! What is this, The Karate Kid?!! DJ Slam: Now THAT was a racist movie! Remember that BLACK GUY that got whipped in the tournament? No? That's why you don't remember him! They don't want you to remember THE BLACK MAN! Dan: OH NO!!! Nguyen crane kicked Bobby Milk right in the groin! Milk is in pain! De Niro whips the near lifeless Milk to the ropes! Milk comes back! TAXI DRIVER!!! DJ Slam: Bye Bye Milk dud! Dan: This is a slaughter! De Niro and his crew are leaving the ring! What a force these three will be! Right now, we're gonna take you back to the locker room where Cesar Colon is standing by with Eddie Turner! Cesar: I'm here with Eddie Turner. Mr. Turner, over the past couple of weeks, you've been talking about your potential business prospects. Now this has been causing a big stir among many of the superstars in the AICW. What do you have to say about this? Eddie Turner: Cesar, OF COURSE it's causing a big stir among the superstars! Everybody wants to jump aboard the train! I've been watching the action today, I was at the World Tour on Thursday, and on Monday I hope to make my decision on who will be the FIRST to join my new business venture, EDDIE TURNER PRESENTS!!! Cesar: Well there you have it! Eddie Turner will reveal his first prospect on Monday! Back to you Dan! Dan: Eddie Turner with a big surprise for us this Monday Night! I also understand that Takahashi and Thripaq will make their tag team debut this Monday also! We'll be right back with more of MONDAY NIGHT WAR! DJ Slam: Protect ya neck!