Dan: And we're back! Chandler Stone looking very good in his return match, although, I'm not too crazy about his attitude DJ Slam: Yo, The Stone is DA BOMB! Dan: Anyway, we have Brandon Yeager who is standing by on top of the MGM Grand sign with newcomer Devon Burke. Let's go to Brandon! (The camera opens on two figures sitting on top of the MGM Grand. The camera slowly pans in, taking in the bright lights of the city. Occasionally, the roar of the crowd can be faintly heard as "Saturday Night Heat" goes on below. The camera finally zooms in enough and we're able to make out the two figures. Devon Burke and Brandon Yeager. Burke is wearing a pair of black Nike pants, a gray AICW sweatshirt and a pair of Adidas sneakers. Yeager is wearing a pair of khakis, a blue AICW polo and penny loafers. Both look very comfortable sitting on top of the building.) DB: (smiling) Thanks for doin the q&a up here. BY: No sweat, I guess. Weird place to do an interview though. DB: Not really. It's calm and away from all the confusion, stuff like this relaxes me. BY: You've been wrestling how long? DB: Does fighting with me older brothers count? I've been wrestling in the pros for three months now. But, I made a big impact in my last fed. It's a shame it went broke I made a lot of friends, a couple of enemies too, but it was a good time. BY: (snidly)You arrived here with little fan fare is that upsetting, since you were big time in that second rate fed? DB: (grins) Second rate, huh? No, actually I like having things be low key. I don't have any expectations to live up to, 'cept my own. But, that's still a high standard to set. The fanfare will come with my success in the ring. BY: You openly challenged the entire fed, don't you think that might get you in trouble later on? DB: Think about it, Yeager. I'm a rook. How many big names pay any attention to what I said? BY: I guess that's true.. DB:(interupts) Of course it's true. The big guys'll go about there business and by the time they notice me it'll be too late. I'll be the number one contender and they'll have to go toe to toe with me... Element of suprise is a great weapon. BY: Yeah, with the amount of talent in this fed I doubt you'll sneak up on anyone. DB: I saw a Knick Man flash and he talked about the talent in this fed and its complacency. He made a lot of good points and I agree. There are a ton of talented wrestlers in this fed and more than a few are content to rest on their laurals and are afraid to go out and take what they want. Since I've joined I've seen three men that are willing to go the extra mile to get what they want... Kyle Bane, Byron Brady and Chandler Stone. Sure there are others but until I see it I won't believe the talk. BY: What's your ideal first match? DB:(smiles) A first match, I've said before I don't care who I wrestle. From the lowest guy on the ladder to the man himself, Kyle Bane there's talent through out the fed but I can wrestle with any of it. BY: Your a confident young man, but you've yet to prove yourself. Where does the confidence come from? DB: Knowing I'm a great technical wrestler and I have the heart and desire to go after what I want. It's simple if you got it, flaunt it. Hey we're outta time so get going Brandon I'll see ya later. BY: Thanks for the interview I guess. Back to you Dan! Dan: Devon Burke ready to make an impact on the AICW! DJ Slam: Yo, Ice Cold can son that fool anyday of the week! Dan: Let's go to our next match! Andy: This contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Middlesboro, Kentucky, weighing 220 pounds, REBEL! Dan: Here comes Rebel carrying the Confederate flag as a sign of his heritage. These people are one-hundred percent behind him! DJ Slam: That's because they all a bunch of HONKEYS and RACISTS!! Dan: OH STOP IT!! Look! He just shook hands with a black fan! Stop with that Southern stereotype! DJ Slam: Yo man, all those Southern Boys, they all out to see the demise of THE BLACK MAN! I ought to get my homies from the hood and we ought to come out here and REPRESENT! Andy: And his opponent, led to the ring by Mr. Mishima, from Isla Nublar in the South Pacific, weighing 225 pounds, ALEX RAPTOR!!! <"Juice/Know the Ledge" by Eric B. and Rakim plays throughout the venue.> Dan: Here comes Alex Raptor and what is he carrying? Is that a twelve pack of Fresca?! He's also got that M.F.E. pillowcase! This guy is too much! DJ Slam: Yo chill son! This cat is FUNNY! Dan: Alex Raptor has the microphone! What is this?! Alex Raptor: [motioning to Rebel] Hold on, hold on, Goober! Let me briefly address this situation here if I may. Now as much as I despise them, all these mutants are out here to see the blue chipper [points to himself], not you Ned Beatty. And the last time I checked, the 'Dukes of Hazzard' has not been in the Nielson books for about 15 years! You see, there's a reason Shaquille O'Neal left this swamp! I mean, look around you. Half of you are probably related. Dan: These fans don't need this! Alex Raptor: I don't know what Po-dunk little cowtown you come from 'Rebel', but from the looks of you, I am certain you can relate to all these imbeciles out here. Now I can't speak for you, but I CAN speak for all these idiots our here because they're hinged on my every word! Dan: This crowd gesticulating it's disapproval! Alex Raptor: Hey! If you all keep this $#!T up, I'm not going to talk anymore... Dan: The boos of this crowd are deafening! Alex Raptor: At any rate, when I'M done, you all may as well go home, because the best part of the show is over! Dan: Rebel charging Alex Raptor, but Raptor hiding behind the referee! Alex Raptor: Hey ref, he can't come in here with that chewing tobacco! I am not wrestling until I am 100% sure that I won't be slipping on any of that zool coming out of his mouth! Dan: What the hell is Alex Raptor talking about?!! This guy is in his own world! DJ Slam: (laughing) Yo man, this cat is OFF THE HOOK!!! Dan: Here comes Rebel again! OH NO! Raptor with a savate kick to the midsection, followed up by a chop to the throat! Raptor taking it to Rebel! Alex Raptor whips Rebel to the ropes! Dropkick by Alex Raptor! Rebel up, and another dropkick right to the kisser by Alex Raptor! Raptor slaps on a reverse chinlock! He's grinding his knee in the back of the tough southerner! DJ Slam: Tough? Yo man, Southern's ain't TOUGH! They a bunch of HOMOS! Dan: That looks very much like a chokehold! Referee Peter Kaplan moving into position, but Alex Raptor releasing the hold before Kaplan got a chance to look at it! DJ Slam: Tell me something Dan. Why is it that there ain't no BLACK referees up in this piece? BECAUSE THE AICW's RACIST! Dan: Raptor with another Irish whip! Spinning leg lariat by Raptor, but Rebel ducks! Raptor goes flying to the outside! Rebel on the attack! Rebel jumps over the top rope and nails Raptor with a missle dropkick on the outside! Both men down on the floor! DJ Slam: Yo, my man Westside would SON these two HERBS! Dan: Rebel getting to his feet first! He rolls Alex Raptor back into the ring, and follows him in! Rebel with an armbar and Raptor pulls himself over to the ropes! Rebel forced to break the hold! Raptor ready to lock up again, Rebel turns him around and puts him in an abdominal stretch! Raptor screaming in pain! Rebel releases the hold and plants Raptor with a DDT! Out of nowhere! DJ Slam: BOOOO! That was wack! Wait until Marty X put that chump in THE SOUNDS OF BLACKNESS! Dan: Rebel with a cover! ONE......TWO.....kickout by Raptor! Rebel peeling Alex Raptor off the canvas, and he sends him to the ropes! Sleeperhold by Rebel! OH NO! Raptor twists out of it, and nails Rebel with a side elbow to the midsection! Alex Raptor with a body slam! BOO-YAA! Raptor drops a knee to the forehead, and Rebel is in trouble once again! DJ Slam: That's because HERB WHITE BOYS can't wrestle! Dan: Both of these men are contenders for the AICW Television title! This match has very important implications! Raptor brings Rebel to his feet. There's a hard Irish whip to the corner! Raptor comes off the ropes, and plants Rebel from behind with a bulldog! There's a cover by Raptor! ONE.....TWO.... NO! Rebel kicks out! What a match this is!! DJ Slam: Yeah right! This match is WACK!!!!! Dan: Raptor up quickly to his feet, and he drops two quick elbows in succession! Alex Raptor is one of the fastest in our sport! He picks up Rebel for a Michinoku driver, Rebel blocks it! Rebel with a vertical suplex! Well executed! Rebel goes to the ropes as Alex Raptor gets to his feet! Rebel takes him down with a flying lariat! There's a cover! ONE....TWO... THR..NO! That was close! Rebel brings Raptor to his feet. He sets him up, BULLDOG!!! Rebel with a hard Irish whip to the corner, Alex Raptor leaps over the ropes and lands on the apron! He's up on the top rope with one leap, and he comes off the top with dropkick! That one sent Rebel all the way to the outside! Alex Raptor getting a running start! He propels himself off the ropes, CORKSCREW PLANCHA!!! What a move! DJ Slam: Yeah Raptor! KILL THAT RACIST WHITE BOY!!!!! Dan: Alex Raptor throws Rebel back in the ring! He sets him up! BOO-YAA! There's the Prehistoric Plex! ONE.....TWO..... THREE!!! Andy: The winner of this match at a time of 14 minutes and 35 seconds, ALEX RAPTOR!!! Dan: What a match that was! DJ Slam: Yeah kid! Alex Raptor REPRESENTED killing that southern white boy! And he thinks he can hang with Martin X? (laughs) YEAH RIGHT! Dan: Coming up next, a special announcement from the AICW Commisioner Argie Otero who is standing in the ring. Argie Otero: Okie-Doki! Alright, The American Internet Championship Wrestling has been currently negotioating deals to go International! Tonight, I am pleased to announce that we have struck a deal to bring the AICW OVERSEAS! The AICW will be doing a tour in Japan and on March 29th, we will be hosting our first ever INTERNATIONAL PAY PER VIEW (crowd cheers) from The Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan. Tickets go on sale this Monday. Also, we will be having a drawing and 300 AICW fans will be able to win an All-EXPENSE PAID trip to Japan to see the Pay Per View. This Monday on War, we will announce the name of this event as well as THE MAIN EVENT, so make sure you tune in for that one! Dan: WE'RE GOING OVERSEAS? DJ Slam: Yo man, those Japs be tryin play THE BLACK MAN too kid! I might have to bring my GAT! Dan: We'll be back!