AICW Saturday Night Heat
Saturday March 7th, 1998
MGM Grand Arena - Orlando, Florida
 
(The camera opens up outside the MGM Grand in Orlando, Florida.  The
image fades into the all-new Heat logo as the Heat theme music begins 
to blast accompanying the opening montage.  Flames engulf the screen, 
and it dissolves into a shot high above the thousands of fans in the 
MGM Grand cheering loudly. Many of them are dressed in AICW merchandise.  
The camera slowly pans around the MGM grand and gets lower and lower 
until we can now get a close-up view of all the fans.  There are 
various signs being held up such as "STONEY SUCKS", "Don't Leave Byron", 
"Long Live The Knick Man" and "AICW NOW AND FOREVER"  The camera then 
shows the broadcasting booth where Dan "The Man" Chan and DJ Slam are 
sitting.  They are both dressed in black suits, and Slam is also 
wearing a pin of an "X" on his suit jacket.)
 
Dan "The Man" Chan:  Good evening everyone, and welcome to a sold-out
MGM Grand Arena! This is SATURDAY NIGHT HEAT!  We are LIVE from Orlando,
Florida! Joining me for guest commentary is the manager of Black Power, 
DJ SLAM!

DJ Slam:  Yo, what up?  It's 'bout time ARGIE let THE BLACK MAN do some
color up in this piece!
 
Dan:  We have some great matches in store for you this evening!  In the
main event, two of the AICW's top superstars, Gino "Knuckles" Valentini 
and Legion do battle.  That match is going to be critical for both men!
 
DJ Slam:  Just like the AICW, always having WHITE BOYS in the main 
event!  I don't know why those chumps are fighting!  We all know that 
ICE COLD is coming away with the International Title!

Dan:  We also have a tag team match between The Blue Collars and The
Nubian Warriors! There seems to be a little tension between your boys 
Slam!

DJ Slam:  Shut up!  There ain't no tension between The Nubian Warriors!
And all y'all fools are gonna find out when they destroy The Blue 
Collars tonight! Word up!

Dan:  And in singles competition, two of the AICW's top rookies go at
it when Rebel takes on Alex Raptor.

DJ Slam:  That Rebel punk don't want none of The Black Power!  I gotta
go with that dinosaur-looking Raptor, just because Rebel ain't nothing 
but a country REDNECK with no talent!

Dan:  We have the returns of Chandler Stone and Nicky De Niro, the
debut of The Knick Man, and a whole lot more!  Lots of non-stop action for 
you tonight..........
 
(Black Sabbath's "Children of the Grave" begins sounding throughout the
arena.)

Dan: Whoa, wait a minute! What's this?

(The Roadkillers cruise down the aisle on two Harley Davidson motorcycles.)

Dan: The Roadkillers are here! They're not scheduled to be here tonight!

DJ Slam:  Yo man, somebody need to teach those WHITE BOYS some manners!

(Storm grabs a ringside microphone and enters the ring, followed by Blade.
Blade rubs his fist threateningly as Storm speaks.)

Storm: Okay, see it's like this.  Me an' Blade, we been all over the
country, and we got ourselves somethin' of a rep.  Now two guys, Danny 
Moore and Steve Dunne or somethin', they call themselves the Pain 
Connection--they been talkin' trash about the Roadkillers, sayin' that 
we're rippin' them off. Well, it ain't like that.  We're the originators, 
we're the real deal, and we don't take kindly to that kinda talk.  Sure, 
we got a fight booked with yas guys on Monday.  But we ain't gotta wait 
till Monday.  (Blade slams his fist into his open palm.) Moore, Dunne...you 
think you're stone? Well, we're here. If yous guys're here, bring your 
asses out here and we'll show you what bein' stone is all about! You 
got till the end of the show.  Don't make us come lookin' for yas! 

Dan:  And The Roadkillers calling out The Pain......

(The Crowd roars in reaction, the camera zooming in in the stands where
Danny Moore is snacking away on a giant size bag of popcorn and a beer,
next to Christina O., who hands him a microphone)

Danny: Hey!! Yeah.......I'm Talking to YOU, My incestous Doppleganger!!
(pauses to take a swallow of beer) Just because You've been spreading
your legs from Sea to shining sea doesn't Mean I have to respect
you......I've seen Midnight Cowboy too, and Y'all are never gonna 
replace Jon Voight and Dustin Hoffman, let alone the pain connection. 
(glances around..the crowd is staring at him, as if unsure of what 
he's trying to say)

Danny: (continuing) So anyhow...I'm Right Here Pals........(Standing up)
And although I Can Take You BOTH Myself right now.......(getting to 
his feet, the crowd beginning to crackle with excitement in the background)
I'll wait till later......Ya See Mr. Storm...IF THAT IS YOUR REAL
NAME!! I don't fight When You tell Me........I don't fight when Argie 
Tells me........I don't fight when My Grandmother Tells Me! I fight When 
the Demonweb decides......and Tonight, After Legion Mops the Floor with 
Gino Valentini.............Well, the whole Demonweb will be in the 
building tonight..........And If you have Issues with the Pain 
Connection, You can take it up with us after the Main Event! See ya in 
the ring, Putzes!

(Tosses the microphone back to Christina O, the camera cutting back to
Blade and Storm by the entranceway)


Dan: The Roadkillers scheduled to face the Pain Connection this Monday
on War, but it looks like we're going to see it right here tonight!

DJ Slam: They just scared of the Nubian's das all!

Dan: What a way to start the show! Fans, we are TOTALLY LIVE, and as
you well know on live TV, ANYTHING can happen!

DJ Slam:  Like my man O.D.B. BABY!  Wu Tang Killer bees, is on the 
SWARM!

Dan: One thing is for certain, this is certainly going to be a night 
to remember! Ladies and gentlemen, Andy Burton is in the ring, and 
we are just about ready to commence with our first matchup!

(DING DING DING)

Andy: Our opening contest is scheduled for one fall with a ten-minute
time limit! Introducing first, in the corner to my left: from Boca Raton,
Florida, weighing 232 pounds, here is "Gator" Gary Gutierrez! (modest 
cheers)

Dan: Gary Gutierrez is a very talented local boy, getting his big break
here tonight and the opportunity to wrestle on Heat!

DJ Slam:  Yeah, they got this ol Gator WHITE BOY up in here and they 
don't wanna give no BROTHERS any employment!  Just like the AICW!

Andy: And his opponent, from Washington, D.C., weighing in at 227
pounds--Chandler Stone!!!

(Loud jeers and chants of "Stoney Sucks!" begin in unison.)

Dan: Chandler Stone, a former AICW Television Champion, returning to
action here tonight after a bit of a layoff...and he is not very 
popular here in Miami!

DJ Slam: But what do these CUBAN REFUGEES know!  They're a bunch of
SUCKAS!

Dan: Chandler puts his hand out for Gutierrez to shake, and Gutierrez
may be well advised not to...Chandler with an arm wringer, and now a 
savate kick to the ribs! Chandler now jawing with ringside fans...he 
certainly seems to be taking exception to the, ah...chant going out 
against him!

DJ Slam:  He ought to SMOKE one of these FOOLS!  Word up!

Dan: Chandler covering his ears and telling the fans to shut up! Gary
Gutierrez takes the opportunity to attack "The Stone" from behind! Now
he's going for an Irish whip, but Chandler reverses it and hits 
Gutierrez in the face with a big boot! "The Stone" off the ropes, and 
a big legdrop! Now he spins his hand and cups it over his ear, and the 
fans are responding overwhelmingly in the negative!

DJ Slam: This white boy's pretty cool!  These HERBS don't know how to
respect him like he deserves to be respected!

Dan: Chandler brings Gutierrez back up to his feet, and takes him down
with a rocker dropper! Now Chandler rebounds off the ropes, and a 
very...shall we say, "embellished" elbow drop on Gary Gutierrez!

DJ Slam:  Yo, he wrecked his stuff baby!  Word life!

Dan: Chandler now slapping Gutierrez across the face! There's no call
for this!

DJ Slam: Yo, he's putting that sucka in his place! 

Dan: "The Stone" now back to taunting the fans! What a change we've
seen in this man since...wait a minute, what's this?

(Camera switches to a shot of the broadcast booth, where we see Lord
Awesome sitting down and putting on a headset.  Lord Awesome is wearing 
a pair of red leather pants and a red sequined vest along with his 
ever-present red mask. We can see that he has lost some muscle and 
isn't in the best shape of his career.)

DJ Slam:  Yo?  What dis WHITE BOY doing up in this piece?

Dan: Lord Awesome has joined us in the broadcast booth! What are you
doing here?

Lord Awesome: Just enjoying the action and scouting talent, nothing 
out of the ordinary.

Dan: Chandler Stone with a swinging DDT on Gary Gutierrez! Nicely 
done!

Lord Awesome: "The Stone" is a great wrestler, really nice high-impact
style, but I'm not too sure about his attitude.

Dan: Chandler has had a few less-than-complimentary things to say about
you, Lord Awesome!

Lord Awesome: I heard 'em, and I don't know where he comes up with this
stuff. "Old"? "Over-the-hill"? I ain't old.  Hell, just look at me.  
I'm in the best shape of my life right now.

DJ Slam:  Yeah!  Just like whity!  Fat, old, and SMELLING LIKE BOLONY!

Lord Awesome: You just keep your hole shut, you piece of street trash,
before I kick your ratty rear end and ship it back to the ghetto in 
a little brown paper bag.

Dan: Chandler Stone lifts Gutierrez's legs, and--oh! A diving headbutt
right to the groin!  Now he's posturing again! "The Stone" spending a 
lot of time showboating in this match, and just listen to this crowd!

Lord Awesome: They sure don't like the guy.  But with the proper
attitude adjustment, who knows how far "The Stone" can go?

Dan: Gutierrez struggling back to his feet, and Chandler standing in the
corner, possibly poised to execute...here it comes, the STONEYKICK! And
we all know what's coming next!

DJ Slam:  Yo, peep dis Dan!  It's DA BOMB!

Dan: The Stone running his mouth again as he picks Gutierrez up
and...STONE CUTTER! It's over! 1...2...3!

Andy: The winner of this contest: Chandler Stone!!!

Lord Awesome: Well, "The Stone" proved he's back and here to stay, and
apparently ready to take on some top-quality opponents here in the AICW.

DJ Slam:  Hell yeah!  If he was a black man, he would be the next World
Champion!

Dan: Ladies and gentlemen, we have so much more action for you here
tonight! Still to come, the return of another superstar we haven't seen 
in a while--Nicky De Niro! Also, let's not forget our main event as 
Gino "Knuckles" Valentini takes on Legion!

Lord Awesome: As much as I'd like to stick around here, I'd better be
going. I've got things to do...people to talk to...

Dan: Well, then thank you for joining us, if only for a brief while...

Lord Awesome: The pleasure was all yours.

Dan: Lord Awesome has left the broadcast position, but don't you go
anywhere, fans! We've got to take a commercial break, but when we return, 
Rebel vs Alex Raptor!

DJ Slam:  Yo! I like to give a shoutout to my man........