(DING DING DING) Andy Burton: The next contest is this evening's MAIN EVENT! It is a tag team attraction, scheduled for one fall, and it is for the AICW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! ("Fight The Power" by Public Enemy plays throughout the arena) Andy: Introducing first the challengers, being accompanied by DJ Slam and representing the stable of Black Power, fron Lagos, Nigeria, at a total combined weight of 570 pounds, here are Nelson and Muffasa Bukola, THE NUBIAN WARRIORS! Dan: And here comes Slam and the Warriors! Samantha is still handcuffed to DJ Slam as these big Nigerians make their way to a chorus of boos! Dima: This Samantha is not a real woman! Russian women are real women! Dan: Nelson waving that Nigerian Flag wildly as the Nubian Warriors have reach the ring area. DJ Slam uncuffing Samantha and handcuffing her to the ring. He's giving th key to the ring attendant as the Warriors raise their fist in the air! Nubian Warriors: BLACK POWER! Dima: That is probably the only english words that they know! ("More Human Than Human" by White Zombie blasts loudly throughout the arena) Andy: And their opponents, from Palm Beach, Florida, weighing at a total combined weight of 525 pounds, they are the reigning AICW Tag Team Champions, here are Lance and Max Studd, THE PERFECTLY PERFECT DUO! Dan: And here comes Lance and Max! They are getting more crowd support as usual, but that's probably out of a dislike for Black Power as oppose to a like for the PPD! Dima: Anyone who would like these idiots is pathetic! Dan: Lance and Max rolling into the ring and they are on the offense as the bell rings! Lance and Max hammering away on Nelson and Muffasa Bukola! They set them up and DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE BY PPD! Lance and Max taking the big Muffasa and sending him over the top ropes! And the Perfectly Perfect Duo have come to fight! Dima: They may have come to fight, but we shall see if they will win! Dan: Remember, the winners of this match not only get the titles, but Samantha as well! Lance going to the ring apron as Max Studd picks Nelson Bukola up. He sends him to the ropes and runs to the other ropes. And here comes Max and RUNNING DROPKICK perfectly executed by Max Studd! Dima: Only DIMA can execute a manuever Perfectly! Dan: Yeah, sure you can Dima! Max setting Nelson up for the suplex, but Nelson with the block! Max tries to go for it again, but an eye rake by Nelson! Nelson grabbing Max and VERTICAL SUPLEX by Nelson! Nelson rolling over for the count...............one............ ............two.................Kickout by Max! Ramon De La Cerveza doing a good job getting to the position. Dima: HA! I saw Ramon before the event and he was completely drunk off of Vodka! Dan: No he wasn't! Stop lying Dima! Nelson and Max both on their feet now and Nelson slaps Max in the face! Max returns the favor with a punch of his own! And Max with another punch followed by another one! Max sends him to the corner and Lance grabs him! Here comes Max and he catches Nelson with a big splash to the corner! Nelson falling down to the mat and Max tagging in his brother Lance! Dima: He should have finished him! If it were Dima in the ring, I would have ended the match already! Dan: Lance applying a cross-face chicken wing on Nelson! He's got it on pretty tight. Ramon checking for the submission, but Nelson not submitting! Nelson pulling towards the ropes! Lance trying to apply more pressure but Nelson able to reach the ropes and Lance forced to release the manuever. Dima: The mighty Dima would never let go! If those puny American refs tried to force me, I WOULD CRUSH THEM! Dan: Lance releasting the move and now he sets the weary Nelson up and SNAP SUPLEX by Lance! Lance with the cover............one...............two.............. .......kickout by Nelson! Lance Studd going to the ropes and DJ SLAM GRABS HIS FOOT and Lance falling to the mat! However, Ramon didn't see it! Dima: I told you this Ramon De La Cerveza was drunk! Dan: He is not Dima! Lance crawling over to the corner as is Nelson. Lance making the tag to Max and Nelson making the tag to Muffasa! Max hammering away on the big man but his blows isn't even phasing him! Muffasa with a big punch to the face of Max. Muffasa grabs him by the arm and BIG CLOTHESLINE knocks Max to the mat! Muffasa picks him up and BODY SLAM to the mat! Dima: I can do that! Dan: Muffasa has Max against the ring apron and a chop to the chest of Max! Muffasa with another chop! And another one! Muffasa now choking him against the ropes! Ramon yelling at Muffasa but he's not listening! Ramon with the count.........one........two........three...... ....four.........Muffasa releases the choke! And he chokes him again......one.......two......three......four ........Muffasa releasing the choke again! And Max Studd falling to the mat and big Muffasa turning things around for The Nubian Warriors! Dima: When you are as strong as Muffasa Bukola or Dima Lerminskiy, you have that ability to turn a match around in a matter of seconds! Dan: Muffasa making the tag to Nelson and Nelson running over and now he's stomping on the chest of Max repeatively! Nelson setting him up into a chinlock submission! Max is in serious pain as Ramon checks for the submission! Lance comes in and he kicks Nelson in the back forcing Nelson to release the move! Ramon now arguing with Lance and Nelson throws Max out of the ring! And look at DJ Slam kicking Max repeatedly! Kicking a man while he's down! What a coward! Dima: It is not a lack of bravery! It is an intelligent manuever! Dan: Slam throwing Max back into the ring as Ramon turns back towards the action. And look at the look of worry on the face of Samantha as Nelson picks him up! Nelson placing Max on the top ropes! Nelson climbing up! He's setting him up for the Top Rope Frankensteiner! And Max with the punch to the face of Nelson! Nelson staggers and Max pushes Nelson off the top ropes! Max off the top and a FLYING LEGDROP by Max Studd! Dima: That was just luck! Dan: Max going for the cover..........one...........two ...............and Muffasa coming in and breaking the count! And here comes Lance and we have a four way brawl going on here! Wait a minute, DJ Slam just handed Nelson something shiny! Lance and Muffasa brawling while Max sets up Nelson and OH NO! Nelson just clocked Max with whatever that shiny thing was! And Nelson throws it back to Muffasa as he goes for the pin........ .........one.............two...............LANCE WITH THE SAVE! Max rolling out of the ring and Lance now hammering away on Nelson as Muffasa goes back to the apron! And the PPD pulling the ol switch on Ramon and he falls for it! Dima: Ramon De La Cervaza is STUPID! If the AICW would hire more RUSSIAN referees like this Paul Kaplan, they would have much better officiating! Dan: Lance picking him up and DRAGON SUPLEX by Lance! Lance with the cover...........one............two....... ............three! NO! Nelson able to kick out! Lance to the ropes and he DROPS THE BIG LEG on Nelson! Lance with another cover..........one............two.......... ............three! No! Nelson kicks out again! Nelson refusing to call it quits! Dima: He is just having too many long nights with Samantha and doesn't want to give it up! Dan: Dima, this is FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT! Lance picking Nelson up and BACKBREAKER by Lance! And here we go! Lance is climbing up to the top ropes! And DJ Slam is on the apron! Ramon arguing with Slam and Muffasa from behind and shoves Lance off the top ropes! Lance hitting the mat hard and he's hurt Dima! Dima: What a wimp! Dan: Ramon turning back around and Nelson tagging in Muffasa and Lance is in serious trouble now! Muffasa picking up Lance and a kick to the midsection by Muffasa! Muffasa to the ropes and a FOREARM TO THE BACK of Lance! Lance falling down to the mat and Muffasa, hooking the leg.............one............two.......... kickout by Lance! Dima: He should have pulled the tights! Dan: That's illegal Dima! Muffasa taking Lance and he sends him to the outside! The big man now climbing up to the top ropes! Lance pulling himself up on the bar! Here comes Muffasa and DOUBLE AX-HANDLE BY MUFFASA! Lance falling down to the floor as Muffasa stands over him like a huge monster! Dima: And this Lance Studd is one half of the tag team champions? Shows you how PATHETIC the AICW Tag Team Division is! Dan: Muffasa picking up Lance and HE DROPS HIM ON THAT STEEL GATE! Lance hitting his neck on that steel gate and he's in serious pain! Muffasa rolling Lance back into the ring and he tags in Nelson! Nelson coming in and now he's stomping repeatively on that injured neck! Do these men have any compassion at all? Dima: This is wrestling Dan, not Shakesphere! Dan: Nelson going up to the top ropes! He leaps off and nails Lance with a MOONSAULT from the top ropes! Nelson hooking the leg...........one.........two........ THREE! No! The referee saying that was two! Nelson arguing with the referee! And here comes Muffasa and HE JUST CLOTHESLINED THE REFEREE! Ramon is knocked out! Max coming in, and Muffasa grabbing him and CHOKE SLAM BY MUFFASA! Muffasa just kicking Max out off the ring! Muffasa now hoisting up Lance! Nelson climbing up to the top ropes! Here it goes!!!! THE MOTHER LAND!!!!!! If Ramon wakes up now we're going to have new tag team champions! Dima: Good! The PPD doesn't look perfect now, do they Dan? Dan: Samantha practically crying outside as Muffasa trying to wake the referee up! Wait a minute, two fans just jumped over the railing and they have chairs! OH MY GOODNESS, THOSE AREN'T JUST ANY OLE FANS! That's THE SPARTAN AND WOLVERINE FROM THE PIT! The Spartan and Wolverine in the ring now behind Nelson and Muffasa and BOO-YA!!!!!!!!!! The Spartan and Wolverine just rocked The Nubian Warriors and both of them are out like a light! The Spartan and Wolverine takes the chairs and BOO-YA!!!!!!!!!! They nail both members of The Nubian Warriors again! These guys aren't suppose to be here, but who's going to tell them that? Dima: I would kick them out, but Argie does not pay Dima enough to do that! Dan: The Spartan and Wolverine climbing outside and they are going after DJ Slam! But Slam running away to the back! Max coming to and he's crawling over to Nelson! Ramon starting to come to and Max throws his arm over Nelson. Ramon with the count........... ONE...................... TWO...................... THREE!!!!!!!!!! The Perfectly Perfect Duo retain the titles and win Samantha back! (DING DING DING) Andy: The winners of the match, at the time of 25 minutes and 45 seconds, AND STILL, the AICW World Tag Team Champions, THE PERFECTLY PERFECT DUO! Dan: And Max going to the outside as Lance begins to recover. He's getting the key from the ring attendant and now he's unlocking the handcuffs! And Samantha is free! The PPD saving the manager and Samantha and Max are hugging as Lance is coming to! Dima: How pathetic! Dan: The Perfectly Perfect Duo reuniting with their manager Sensuous Samantha, thanks to The Spartan and Wolverine! We're out of time ladies and gentlemen! For Dima Lerminskiy, this is Dan "The Man" Chan saying good-night everyone! ------- ©1998 American Internet Championship Wrestling. All rights reserved. What did you think of the show? Send all questions and comments to aicw@rocketmail.com