Dan: And we're back! The Shogun of Harlem finally getting to his feet and WAIT A MINUTE! "Westside" Walavan just jumped over the guardrail and now he's hammering away on Shogun. Walavan picking him up and a knee to the gut of Shogun. Now he lifts him up and OH MY GOD! What a devistating POWER BOMB! The Shogun of Harlem is out! Here comes the members of Black Power! Black Power rushing the ring like a pack of wolves and now they are surrounding Westside. Knick Man: Oh boy! Looks like the rookie bit off a little bit more than he can chew! Dan: Black Power attacks him......WAIT A MINUTE! They are attacking The Shogun of Harlem! What the hell is going on here? Westside Walavan and the members of Black Power beating on the lifeless Shogun of Harlem. Walavan lifting him up AND ANOTHER POWERBOMB! Somebody get security in there! Walavan lifting him up again AND A THIRD POWERBOMB! This is absolutely disgusting! Knick Man: Another one bites the dust. I never really liked Westside Walavan, even back in another league we were both in. But by joining the likes of Martin X, he has totally lost my respect! Dan: Ice Cold picking up The Shogun and COOL AS ICE! Martin X slapping The Shogun of Harlem around now. Muffasa Bukola lifting him up AND HE THROWS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! The Shogun hitting his head on that steel guardrail! And now here comes DJ Slam with the microphone. The 6 men are raising their fist in the air..... All 6 men: BLACK POWER! Martin X: You see, that's what we do to LOSERS! Shogun, you are a DISGRACE to the Black Man! You wrestle like a WHITE BOY! I have never seen someone lose so many matches! And you don't lose because you are black. You lose because YOU SUCK! DJ Slam: Yeah, ain't nothing worse than a Black Man that fights like a white boy! Ice Cold: DAT FOOL IS PATHETIC! (Nelson Bukola rambles on about The Shogun of Harlem in his native tongue. Muffasa Bukola stands stone cold, his face showing no emotion whatsoever.) Martin X: Anyway, enough about that little WHITE BOY! Ladies and Gentlemen! It is my PLEASURE, to introduce to you, the BADDEST BLACK MAN ON THE WEST COAST TODAY! He is none other than WESTSIDE WALAVAN! (The crowd boos loudly as Westside Walavan takes the mic.) Westside Walavan: Shut up all you losers. You just jealous because a black man is moving on up huh? So just shut the hell up and listen to my man Martin X! Martin X: Yeah punks! (points to Walavan) THIS man, is gonna take us to the next level! He's STRONG, he's POWERFUL, and most importantly, HE'S BLACK! And when you're BLACK, you can't go wrong with THAT! Ice Cold: We's REPRESENTIN, for the 98 BABY! Cause it's all about THE BLACK MAN! Martin X: Saint, you want some of this chump? BRING IT, DON'T SING IT! I'm gonna beat your white behind black and make you repent to ME for your RACISM chump! Johnny Smith, if you ever want some again, you know the number! I had mercy on you last time! Next time, I won't be so nice! And KNICK MAN? Yeah, YOU! (Points to The Knick Man) You besta stay over there in that commentating booth before I have to school you too, you HONKY KISSING SELLOUT! Why don't you go wear some more of Marv's panties or something! Knick Man: Man, I ought to... Dan: Settle down Knick Man! You are only a commentator around here, not a wrestler! Besides, there's 6 of them! Knick Man: I can beat thoses chumps by myself! They're weak! DJ Slam: Yo Westside, before we gets up outta here, tell the AICW how we represent! Ice Cold: Yo Michael! WE PLAYED YOU CHUMP! We played you like a game of Nintendo! And as far as your steel cage challenge goes....... ..IT'S ON! AICW sign that sucka up, and I'll beat the crap outta Mr PRIMETIME! DJ Slam: Yo Westside, before we break on outta here, why don't you drop some knowledge for these CHUMPS HERE! Westside Walavan: Shut the hell up and listen all you fat @$$ white boys as I drop some knowledge in your small @$$ heads. I came to Black Power because they are the best. Who else is there? There's nobody. Ain't no one as dope and awesome as Black Power baby! And punks, just as my theme music says, when Black Power and me come together, we gonna be clubbin on all you pansy @$$ white boys. Those queer @$$ white boys are gonna feel the wrath of WESTSIDE WALAVAN when Black Power and me take over this fed mother f$%^#@* fed. BABY BABY! Martin X: Now that's what I'm talkin bout! (The 6 men raise their fist in the air with defiance) All 6 men: BLACK POWER! (The members of Black Power exit the arena to lots of boos and catcalls) Knick Man: These guys disgust me! Dan: Me too! Coming up, "Pretty Boy" Troy Walcott said that this Saturday Night, on Heat, he would beg The Perfectly Perfect Duo to join his stable! Knick Man: Troy must really want these boys bad! I would NEVER beg someone to join anything with me! Dan: Alright, let's go to Andy Burton! Andy: Ladies and Gentlemen, at this time I would like to introduce to you, led to the ring by their lovely manager, "Sensuous" Samantha ("More Human Than Human" by White Zombie begins to play) here are the AICW Heavyweight Tag Team Champions, Max Studd, Lance Studd....THE PERFECTLY...PERFECT...DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOO!!! (Lance, Max, and Sensous Samantha make their way down to ringside.) Announcer: And now, ladies and gentlemen, led to the ring by his bodyguard, Executive, and manager "Elegant" Johnny Edwards, and accompanied by fellow "Enterprise" members, "The Ultimate Male" Chris Del Rio, and "Ravishing" Ray Richards, here is the AICW Television Champion, and the self-proclaimed showstopper...."PRETTY BOY"....... TROOOOOOOOOOYYYYY WAAAAAAAALLLLLCCCCOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!!!! (The five men enter the ring. As Troy moves towards the announcer he snatches the microphone away, and the rest of "The Enterprise" stand in one corner of the ring. The PPD are in Troy's face) Walcott: Ladies and gentlemen, for an entire month now, you have seen me ask patiently, search non-ceasingly, and look high and low for the best tag team in the AICW! I have asked the PPD to join my elite stable, however, you guys have given me the run-around for the last month. Okay, so where does that leave us? Well, on national TV, on the last edition of The Daily Grind, you two said that you would consider joining my stable if I got out here on my knees and begged for the hottest tag team in the AICW. At first I said, BEG? THE SHOWSTOPPER BEG?, but then I said, I can beg for The PPD. So ladies and gentlemen. Like I promised, after I get down on my knees and beg, the best tag team in the world today shall be apart of the best stable in the world. So without further ado...(PBT drops to one knee, and the crowd begins to look on in disbelief)... Walcott: PPD, will you please...I CAN'T DO IT!!!! ("Elegant" Johnny Edwards pats him on the back and shows a sign of compassion. Lance and Max Studd strut around and look at each other in awe) Walcott: Okay, okay, okay!!! Ladies and gentlemen, I want to assure you, that the only reason that I am gonna get on my knees and beg, and this will never ever happen again, is because I want the best damn tag team in the world, I want champions in my stable...so without further ado (he drops down to both knees in front of The PPD and clasps his hands as if begging...) Walcott: Lance Studd.....Max Studd.....will you two please........ (he pauses for a long time and looks around) (he continues) ...will you two please GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!! (the crowd cannot believe what PBT just said, The PPD look confused and walk up on PBT. Max Studd grabs PBT by the shirt and the crowd screams "hit him!" "hit him!" Max: What the hell are you talking about PBT?!?!? (two men are coming out of the crowd dressed in street clothes... The PPD doesn't see them! They pick up and chairs and enter the ring...) Walcott: I promised that the best tag team in the world would join my stable, and here they are.... (...Instantly, one man NAILS MAX STUDD ACROSS THE BACK!!! Lance turns around WHAMM!!!!! The other guy nails him!! "Sensuous" Samantha is screaming!!!) Walcott: ME BEG FOR YOU!!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!! (PBT is yelling hysterically at the hurt PPD. The entire "Enterprise begins to stomp and batter the helpless PPD! Executive sets up Max for a powerbomb and drops him right in the center of the ring! One of the guys from the crowd is holding Lance Studd and the other one takes a wild swing at Studd with the chair and WHAMMM...he's busted open...he's bleeding.) Walcott: Ladies and gentlemen, PBT and The Enterprise wait for no one!!! (the onslaught continues, as officials come to the ring and try to break up the melee!.............) (.............after much commotion Lance and Max Studd are able to walk out of the ring, with help from Sensuous Samantha. Both men are bleeding pretty badly, and are busted wide open.) Lance: (he turns around and yells back at the ring) THIS AIN'T OVER!!!! (Lance tries to charge the ring, but officials hold him back and excort the PPD and Sensous Samantha back to the locker room.) Walcott: (The entire Enterprise is laughing) AHHHAHHH HAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHOOOOOO...Oh...I am so sorry that was too funny!!! Did you see the look on their faces...do you think I would actually beg those losers to join and elite alliance like this? Ray do you have something to say? Richards: Ah faghettabouit!!! (They all burts out into hysterical laughter again) Walcott: Layze, (trying to catch his breath) Ladies and Gentlemen...(pauses to laugh again) I am sorry, Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce you to the two newest members of "The Enterprise".... (in an extremely serious voice) Walcott:(the two men stand on either side of him)...to my left, the brains behing this whole entire "Enterprise" shindig... "BRILLIANT" BRIAN WALTERS!!!!! (Del Rio, Richards, Edwards, and Executive all apllaud as Walters takes a bow and raises his arms) and to my right...the man with all the muscles...."SMASHING" SCOTT HOWARDS!!!! (the crowd begins to boo loud as the rest of "The Enterprise" claps and shakes hands)..... Walcott: Ladies and Gentlemen...feast your eyes right here, and for those of you at home, listen up....you're looking at the next AICW World Heavyweight Tag Team champions.... "ENTREPENEURS INCORPORATED"!!!!!!! (Walcott raises their arms and pats them on the back as the entire "Enterprise" exit the ring to their theme music) Dan: What a cowardly act by The Enterprise and their new addition, Entrepeneurs Inc! Knick Man: Well if PPD were THAT stupid, to believe that Troy would beg, then they got what was coming. Dan: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are going to take a commercial break. We'll be right back.