Dan: And we're back! We saw two impressive rookies make their AICW debut. Coming up, we have a special treat just for you! Let's take you now to Los Vegas, Nevada, with Cesar Colon and the tag team of MONEY AND POWER! [Scene: Cameras show the bright lights and sounds of LAS VEGAS. The camera pans to a BRAND NEW hotel and casino. It zooms in on the fluorecent sign, THE KNICK MAN'S WORLDS GREATEST HOTEL AND CASINO. Standing close to the entrance is AICW Commentator Cesar Colon wearing a nice suit with gold tie. Cesar checks his hair] Cesar: How's my hair? OH! We're on! Welcome folks to what may be something really big! Tonight it is rumored that Erin McCoys and Money & Power are at the GRAND OPENING of the KNICK MAN'S WORLDS GREATEST HOTEL AND CASINO. If so, I plan on getting a word with these AICW superstars on just when the heck we'll see them back in action! Come on and let's see if we can get in! [Cesar pushes his way into the jam packed Casino. He makes his way through various rows of poker and keno machines all with the Knick Man's likeness on them. He finally makes his way to the blackjack tables where low and behold, he spots Erotic Erin McCoys, Jason Steele and Greg Days all seated in front of the dealer. Erin is wearing a blue 40's style lace dress and small pearl earrings. Her hair is up in two buns on the top of her head. Jason Steele is wearing a pair of front cut khakis, a white polo shirt and a sand colored blazer. Greg Days is wearing a pair of nice dress pants, a white tshirt and a red sweater vest on top. All four, including the dealer are holding a hand full of cards. The camera picks up on the conversation] Jason Steele: But... Erin has 21... That's a win Dealer: Uhhhh...NO! Special Knick Man rules, 22 wins. Dealer wins and takes all. Greg Days : But, that's not fair nor legit. Dealer: What do you expect? I mean come on, this casino is bearing the Knick Man's name and likeness. Of course it ain't run correctly! Erotic Erin: [looking over the deck of cards] Hey... is that MARV Albert on this deck? Dealer: [grabbing deck] NO! You....are....seeing...things... Oh look at the time, time for my break. SEE YA! [The Dealer passes by Cesar who quickly takes the Dealer's chair. Jason, Greg and Erin all get a look of "Oh Lord" on their faces] Erotic Erin: Cesar, what do you want? Can't we enjoy a night out at this FINE establishment? Cesar: Erin! You have to answer some of our questions, when are you three coming back to the AICW? They are desperate for some good tag teams. By the way I LOVE that hair do! Jason Steele: Cesar, Money & Power come back when they want to. Not when everyone else wants us too. We are a high class team. We don't get told what to do by mere mortals such as yourself and everyone else in the AICW. We are enjoying the good life. Besides, what's there for us to come back to? Greg Days: Jay is right. Your grand tag team champions are too busy screwing every talk show host from NY to LA to worry about being proper champions. If they don't care? Why should we? I mean I see Sensuous Samantha whoreing herself off to Howard Stern and PPD sitting their like a bunch of morons. God knows she's the Kringles Can of the AICW locker room. Cesar: Huh? Jason Steele: [smirks] Everyone gets a pop. Money & Power don't want to be dirting themselves with that street corner trash. God knows Erin McCoys doesn't need to be around that flith. Cesar: Speaking of Erin McCoys, Erin you've been pretty quiet. What do you have to say about all this? Erotic Erin: Cesar, what is there to say? Myself and the boys have made a very comfortable living over the month. To be honest, the AICW can't afford us anymore. We are the big league here. We don't go around like common street walkers begging Howard Stern, Rosie O' Donnel and others to interview us so we can get over. We don't have to talk till we're blue in the face about how perfect we are. We simply go out and do it. I am very old school when it comes to training and what I expect from my men. PPD and Samantha have always been below us when it comes to class, talent, interview skills, apperance..etc, etc. The list can go on and on. We've proven that fact into the ground a number of times and I hate repeating myself. My Grandfather once told me that champions come and go but legends live on forever. Granted, we never won the tag titles but that doesn't make us any less of contenders, wrestlers or people. Some of the greatest men and women in this sport have never held titles and because you win 36 tag titles doesn't make you the best. There is ALWAYS someone better then you. ALWAYS Cesar: Miss McCoys, you and your tag team are a major asset the AICW. An asset Argie and the board of directors do NOT want to lose. Erin, you have a LARGE cult following of fans and other wrestlers. You were responsbile for adverticing the AICW to a couple of your friends. You have a lot of pull in this business and the AICW could use you. Also, your tag team is one of the most talented ever. Greg Days: [taking a sip of beer] Damn we're good. [clinks glasses with Jason Steele] Cesar: Now you have said that the AICW can't afford you anymore and Argie Ortero, being a smart woman reliazes that. Right now, I am here to offer you a new contract. Jason Steele: New Contract? Cesar: Yes, this was just relaized from Argie Ortero's Desk this morning. It's a two year contract for Money & Power with a sum of 6.3 million dollars a year [Jason Steele and Greg Days spit beer out of their mouths in shock. Erin McCoys mouth drops wide open] Jason Steele: 6.3.... Greg Days: Million dollars.... Erotic Erin: A year?!?! Cesar: That will make them the highest paid tag team in the AICW. But that's not it, we are also offering you a contract Miss McCoys. Erotic Erin: Me? Cesar: Yes. Argie was looking at the buy rates and TV ratings when you appeared on AICW TV. It was INCREASINGLY higher then any other female or personailty in the AICW. We are offering to you, a 4 year contract for 5.5 million dollars a year which includes endorsement and also 500,000 a month for wardore. That is the highest priced contract EVER for a manager in this sport. The question is Erin, Jason, Greg, will you accept? [Erin, still in shock tries to clear her head] Erotic Erin: Where do I sign? [Cesar takes the two contract from his pocket. Erin, Jason and Greg all sign their name to the dotted line] Cesar: There you have it ladies and gentlemen, Money & Power are BACK in the AICW! All I can say is that I don't want to be around PPD and Sam when they find out about this! Back to you Dan and Dima! Dan: Money and Power becoming the highest paid tag team in AICW today, while Erin receiving the largest sum ever for a non-wrestler in wrestling HISTORY! Knick Man: That Argie makes me sick! She can give Erotic Erin all that money, but she can't give THE KNICK MAN, the big payday! Argie, if you ever hope to get me signed to a wrestling contract, you better come up with more money than the chump change you have been offering me! Dan: Coming up next, we have Reverend Sin taking on The Shogun of Harlem! Let's go to Andy! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Harlem, New York, weighing 280 pounds, THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM! Dan: And here comes Mr Nuff! Surprisingly, he's not accompanied by any of the members of Black Power. Knick Man: Well The Shogun has been on a huge losing streak as of late. Maybe he wants to take care of Reverend Sin by himself! Dan: The Shogun climbing into the ring and WOA! He almost took Andy's head off with one of those kicks, stoping 1 centimeter from Andy's head. Now he's taking the microphone from Andy Burton. Let's listen in! The Shogun of Harlem: (the crowd boos loudly) WOULD YOU IDIOTS SHUT UP AND LET ME SPEAK! The reason why I am out here tonight by myself, is because I want to show the AICW, and Black Power that I can take care of business in the ring by myself! Reverend Sin, bring your white self on out here so I can kick your behind! Cause I AM THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM AND I AM THE MASTER! Andy: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by his manager, Donavan from Parts Unknown, weighing 280 pounds, REVEREND SIN! Dan: Reverend Sin calmly and methodically making his way down the aisle. The Reverend gettting his first taste of televised AICW action tonight on Heat! Knick Man: He was very good off camera. Tonight, we find out if Reverend Sin can take the heat! Dan: Reverend Sin stepping into the ring, and The Shogun wasting no time, charging him and nailing him with a thrust kick to the head. Reverend Sin staggers back and The Shogun, unloading a fury of kicks. The Shogun stepping back and BOO-YA! He catches him with a powerful roundhouse kick to the head, knocking him down to the mat. Knick Man: The Shogun very aggressive in the beginning of this match. Let's see if he can keep it up. Dan: The Shogun now has Reverend sin against the ropes and he's chocking the life out of him. Ramon De La Cerveza laying the count on him and The Shogun releases the choke. Now the Shogun winds up and OH MY! He just slapped the Reverend like he was nothing! The Shogun winds up and kicks Rev....NO! Reverend Sin grabbing his foot and now he knees The Shogun of Harlem in the groin! Knick Man: SHO NUFF! Dan: The Shogun of Harlem bending over in pain and Reverend Sin grabs him and lifts him up and NICE SUPLEX by The Reverend. He hooks the leg...........one.. ...........two..........he gets only a two count. Reverend Sin getting back to his feet and now he lifts The Shogun up in the air again annnnnnnnd BOO-YA! Reverend sin executes a devestating backbreaker and The Shogun of Harlem is hurt! Knick Man: That's how this sport works. One mistake and the match can turn completely around. Dan: Reverend Sin in full control now. He sends him to the ropes and A HIP TOSS by Sin! He makes the cover...........one..........two..... .....NO! The Shogun kicking out again! Reverend Sin grabbing The Shogun and now he pulls him back to his feet. A headbutt to the head of The Shogun dazes the Kung Fu master. Reverend Sin lifts him up and NICE ATOMIC DROP! Now hecomes up behind him and BULLDOG BY REVEREND SIN! This guy is good! Knick Man: Sin literally dominating The Shogun of Harlem this evening! Dan: Reverend Sin with the cover............one...........two.......... AND HE PULLS HIM UP! I guess he isn't finished with him yet! The Reverend with the Irish whip to the corner. He rushes in and FLYING SPLASH into the corner! The Shogun is dazed, and now Sin hooks him and SUPLEX BY REVEREND SIN! The Shogun is in serious trouble! Reverend Sin picking him up again and now he whips him to the ropes! The Shogun coming back. Reverend Sin catches him, picks him up and BOO-YA! Drops them to the mat FACE FIRST! And he's signaling for that Crucification! Knick Man: Stick that man in a coffin, Dan! He's about to get CRUCIFIED! Dan: The Shogun barely looks conscious as Reverend Sin lifts him up in that cross like formation. Reverend Sin slowly turning him around to display him to the crowd. Reverend Sin lifting him up and OH MY! He POWERSLAMS HIM INTO THE MAT LIKE A RAGDOLL! Ramon with the count.... .one.....two.....three! This match is history! (DING DING DING) Andy: The winner of this match, in the time of 5 minutes and 10 seconds, REVEREND SIN! Dan: Reverend Sin destroying another opponent and he's continues his winning ways on Saturday Night Heat! Knick Man: This guy is pretty good! But everyone's been whipping on that Kung Fu Reject! Let him do that to The Saint, and then he'll have me impressed! Dan: We'll be right back!