Dan: Ok fans welcome back! Let's not waste any time in going to the ring! Andy: This contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, led to the ring by Zulu, weighing in at 317 pounds, EBOLA ZAIRE!!! Dan: Look at the size of Ebola! Six foot seven inches tall! Well over 300 pounds! This guy is a monster! The fans are silent! They are in awe of this monster! Andy: And his opponent! From Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing 215 pounds, ROBERT "THE NATURAL" BUTLER! Dan: Robert Butler coming out to a nice ovation! He's greeting his fans here, but he's going into this match with an over one-hundred pound weight disadvantage! He's going to have to use his speed and agility to get the big man down, then he's gonna have to use wear down holds to beat him! Dima: He should, but he'll probably walk right into certain defeat! Dan: The bell has rung and Zaire is just staring down Butler! Butler looks determined though! Zaire reaches for Butler, but nobody home! Butler nails the big man with a dropkick, but it hardly phases Ebola! Butler with another, and Ebola backs up against the ropes! Butler to the other side and he clotheslines Zaire over the top!!! Ebola hits the outside hard! Butler now to the ropes again, he comes back with a baseball slide that stuns the big man! Butler now with a springboard plancha! Zaire catches him and throws him in the crowd! Butler hits the concrete hard! He's in the aisle between the seats, about six rows back! Ebola now steps back in the ring and he's waiting for Butler to get up! AICW's newest referee Peter Kaplan laying the count on Robert Butler! Kaplan is strictly by the book! Dima: He must be a Russian! That Thripaq Nguyen was a corrupt official! Hopefully this Kaplan will enforce the rules! Dan: Butler now climbing over the guardrail. He's getting in the ring, just around the eight count. He's hurt and now Zaire looking to take advantage. The big man charges and levels Butler with a running clothesline! He nearly decapitated him! Ebola to the ropes and he drops the leg across Butler's chest! Zaire covers him! ONE.....TWO......NO! Ebola pulled Robert up just before the three! Peter Kaplan not too happy with that! Wait a minute! That's Martin X and D.J. Slam! They're taking notes! They must be scouting Ebola Zaire! What an addition he would be! Zaire picks up Butler and whips him to the ropes. Butler back and BOO-YAA!! Zaire with a spinebuster! That was absolutely bone crushing! Zaire now picking up Butler and he hoists him up by the neck with both hands! Zaire now letting go of one hand and he chokeslams Butler to the mat! He almost drove him through it! ONE......TWO..........THREE!!! Andy: The winner of this contest, at a time of 4 minutes and 13 seconds, EBOLA ZAIRE!!! Dan: Ebola was just devastating tonight, but I think we should give young Robert Butler credit for giving it his all here tonight! Dima: He should have won! He decided to brawl, and that cost him! Dan: Ebola is gonna hurt some people along the way here in the AICW. You have to wonder what Black Power was doing out here! Up next we've got the match between "Hardcore" Henry Thunder and Blackjack Takahashi in what should be one hell of a match! Andy: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing 245 pounds, BLACKJACK TAKAHASHI! <"Kokoro" by Kitaro blasts over the sound system.> Dan: This tough guy is in for a tough match with another tough guy! Dima: This man does not show any real intimidation! Andy: And his opponent, from Phoenix, Arizona, weighing 277 pounds, "HARDCORE" HENRY THUNDER!!! Dan: Henry Thunder is in for what is probably his toughest challenge to date here in the AICW! There you see him taunting a group of fans, who don't seem to particularly care for either of these guys. Both men seem to be on a collision course with Johnny Payne, and now they're forced to meet each other. Dima: You know, neither of these men is really as tough as they say! Dan: Both men staring each other down in the middle of the ring. Thunder with an arrogant smirk on his face as Blackjack talks trash! Blackjack gives him a shove and Thunder retaliates with a slap in the face! Both men punching away at each other! We've got a brawl in the middle of the ring! Thunder now getting the better of Takahashi! Takahashi backed into the corner and now referee Ryan Gentle stepping in to break it up! Thunder is forced away and Takahashi is given a chance to recover! Both men set to lock up again, but Takahashi sneaks in a thumb to the eye! Blackjack with a armdrag takedown, followed by a stomp to the back of the head! Takahashi gaining control in this match now. Dima: See, these men are brawlers! That is all they know what to do! They are not versatile competitors. Back in Russia, they make wrestlers excel in all facets of competition! Dan: Takahashi with a nice belly-to-belly suplex! Takahashi now jawing at some of these fans! This guy needs to stop! Blackjack whips Thunder to the ropes, reversed by Thunder who catches Takahashi with a tilt-a-whirl slam! He caught Blackjack off-guard! Takahashi clutching his back and now Thunder trying to capitalize on this! Thunder with a crushing knee to the back! He's raising his hands in triumph now as he watches Blackjack writhe in pain! Thunder grabbing the legs now and he's trying to turn Takahashi over with a Boston crab! He gets him over and now Takahashi is really screaming in pain! Smart wrestling by Henry Thunder. Picking a body part and working it over is a great strategy! Dima: But it's a simple one! If he would devote more time to high impact moves, this match would be over already! Dan: He's wearing down Blackjack for the Hardcore Torture Rack! Blackjack not giving up and he's trying to reach for the ropes! He's about a foot and a half away! He's still reaching and now he grabs the rope and Henry Thunder is forced to break the hold! Blackjack rolls to the outside and he's really in a lot of pain! Thunder challenging him to get back in the ring, but Takahashi is halfway down the aisle! Ryan Gentle is counting away, and Henry Thunder runs out into the aisle after him! Thunder grabs him and he's pulling him back to the ring! Thunder wants to win this match cleanly! Thunder whips him to the steel post, but Takahashi reverses it and Thunder hits the steel hard! Takahashi rolls into the ring and lets the count continue! He's using this time to recover, but I think the damage may have been done already! Dima: This Takahashi is in poor physical condition! He should go to Russia and train there! We Russians would surely whip him into shape! Dan: Thunder now getting back into the ring and Takahashi tries to lift him for a body slam, but he can't do it! Takahashi's back gave out! Thunder now grabs a hold of Blackjack and he nails him with a reverse neckbreaker! Thunder picks him up and sends him to the ropes! Blackjack comes back and Thunder with a spinebuster!!! Takahashi isn't moving and I would have to think that his back is well softened up for the Hardcore Torture Rack by now. There's a cover! ONE.....TWO.....NO! Takahashi barely got the shoulder up! Give him credit for his resilience! Dima: He is almost finished though. If he was really that good, is only logical that he would not find himself in this predicament! Dan: Thunder picking up Takahashi and he's trying to DDT him! OH MY! Takahashi with a low blow! Ryan Gentle is warning Takahashi, but Thunder is down on the mat! Dima: That is smart wrestling! Dan: Takahashi picks him up and whips him into Ryan Gentle! I think Ryan got in the way! Ryan Gentle is out cold! Thunder is down as well! Takahashi goes to the outside and grabs a chair! He's bringing it in the ring! Dima: More smart wrestling by this Takahashi. Dan: Takahashi now slams the chair against Thunder's back! He picks up the stunned Thunder and opens the chair and places it on Henry's head! BOO-YAA! Blackjack with a yakuza kick into the chair and Thunder goes down! Blackjack throws that chair away and now he applies the STF!! This is it! Ryan Gentle slowly getting up! If Thunder doesn't find a way out, he won't last much longer! Gentle looking for the submission, but Thunder is not giving up! Only a handful of men have survived this move! Thunder reaching for the ropes! Dima: The weak man's way out! Dan: He got the rope! Blackjack won't let go! Gentle pulling him off! Takahashi not too happy about that and he's getting in Gentle's face! He should be paying attention to Henry Thunder, who is back on his feet! Blackjack turns around and is met with a running elbow smash! Takahashi is stunned! Thunder is going for the Hardcore Torture Rack! He's got him up! Takahashi is screaming in pain and I think he gave up! Ryan calls for the bell! Andy: The winner of this contest, at a time of 14 minutes and 34 seconds, "HARDCORE" HENRY THUNDER!!! Dan: What a victory that was for "Hardcore" Henry Thunder! I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more of that young man! Up next we'll see "Mr. Universe" Tommy Drummond take on "Hot Stuff" Harry Huckleberry. This should be interesting to say the least! Let's go to the ring! Andy: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Des Moines, Iowa, weighing 290 pounds, "HOT STUFF" HARRY HUCKLEBERRY! Dan: Huckleberry coming down the aisle! This guy is a mess! He's also got a microphone and a three-pound dumbbell! Harry Huckleberry: Tonight, I'm gonna be facing some toothpick who calls himself "Mr. Universe"! This guy has some nerve! If anybody deserves to be called "Mr. Universe," it's ME! I mean, just look at me! Look at how impressive I am! I have the body of a Greek god! If I were to stoop so low as to enter that so-called competition, I'd win hands down! (with some effort, begins doing bicep curls with the three-pound dumbbell) Just look at how I've sculpted this rock-hard physique to the model of sheer human perfection! "Mr. Universe," you think you're hot stuff? Well, everybody knows that I'm the hottest thing goin', bottom line! (throws down the dumbbell and wipes the sweat from his brow) In every sense of the word, I am just HOT STUFF, bay-beeee!!! Dan: That was quite a mouthful. Andy: And his opponent, from Corpus Christi, Texas, weighing 358 pounds, "MR. UNIVERSE" TOMMY DRUMMOND!!! Dan: Look at this powerhouse! Harry Huckleberry must be out of his mind! Dima: We Russians are the best powerlifters in the world! Dan: Drummond is ready to start this match, but Huckleberry delaying in the corner! Referee James Roma trying to get his attention! BOO-YAA!! Drummond got his attention! Drummond hammering away on Huckleberry! Drummond with a big roundhouse right and Huckleberry hits the mat hard! Kick to the head by Drummond, and now he picks Harry up and crushes him with backbreaker! Huckleberry rolls around the ring in pain like a beached whale! Dima: This man must lose weight if he wants to be successful. Dan: Drummond now picks up the big man and he plants him with a big bodyslam! Drummond peels the overweight cruiserweight up and whips him to the ropes. Huckleberry comes back and is met with a big boot! It looked like Huckleberry ran into a brick wall! Drummond picking up "Hot Stuff" and he stuffs him with the Universal Drop! What a powerbomb! ONE....TWO..........THREE!!! Andy: The winner of this match at a time of 2 minutes and 55 seconds, "MR. UNIVERSE" TOMMY DRUMMOND!!! Dan: Fans, we've got to take another break, but when we return, we'll hopefully hear from Johnny Payne! Don't go anywhere!