Dan: Welcome back once again AICW fans! Before we get to our final match, we'd like to talk to you about Apocalypse '97, our first ever pay-per-view! And to do that, AICW Commissioner Argie Otero's second-in-command, Mark McMahon will share his views on Sunday's event! Reba Kola is standing by with Mr. McMahon. Reba: Thanks Dan! I'm here with Mark McMahon. Now, Mark, as one of the "higher ups" of the AICW, you know a lot more about Apocalypse '97 than most of us. Tell us, what does the AICW have in store for.. Mark McMahon: Shut up you feminist pig! It's true that I know more about Apocalypse '97 than most people. But why the hell should I ruin the suspense now? Why should I say anything about it? That's what's wrong with wrestling today! There's no more surprises! I'm sick of having people spill the beans! Before you know it, everybody and their mother is eating up the rumors and spreading them around like an infectious disease! My job in the AICW is to make sure that nobody springs a leak! All I should be out here doing is telling people to call their local cable operator and say that they want to see Apocalypse '97 live in the comfort of their own living room! I haven't heard Dan Chan mention that once tonight! What ever happened to persuasion? All he's been doing is running his mouth about how pumped each wrestler is! You better learn how to build up the suspense Dan! Reba: Well, do you have any predictions for Apocalypse '97? Mark McMahon: Yeah! What do you want to know? Reba: Who do you think will win the AICW Tag Team Championship? Mark McMahon: The tag team tournament is stacked from top to bottom with second rate talent! These days, tag team wrestling isn't important, because everybody's out for themselves! It's just another example of the greed that gives this business a bad name! Reba: So, who do you think will win? Mark McMahon: I DON'T CARE! Reba: Ok. What about the King of the Hill Battle Royal for the AICW International Title? Mark McMahon: At least it's a normal type of match! Battle royals used to mean something and it's about time that wrestling has a battle royal of this magnitude to look forward to! My pick is Jay "The Hawk" Harjo! Reba: Really?! That's a strange pick! What does the AICW have in store for the World Title match? Mark McMahon: I thought I made myself clear that SUSPENSE is important! Don't you want people to buy the pay-per-view? If we tell them now, then they won't buy it! I'll be there in San Antonio to announce to the world what kind of match it is! All I have to say about it is this. They better have a few girneys waiting at ringside, because this match has career ending implications! It just disgusts me that someone has to get seriously hurt just to entertain those MARKS in the audience! They'll probably cheer and chant the names of the unlucky wrestlers who get sent to the emergency room because someone asked to see some blood! I've tried to warn Otero about these kinds of matches, but did she listen? NOOOOO! So when the censors come after the AICW, I won't be held responsible, I'll be laughing on the sidelines while Otero has to explain why she sanctioned a crippling! Reba: One more thing, when are you going to step into the ring? Mark McMahon: When I see fit! When things get out of hand! Right now, I feel like I can control and manipulate the AICW how I see fit! But should someone object to my philosophy, then I'll just have to set them back on the path of MY righteousness! I'm the only man who knows what is good for this business! I'm sick of these hardcore matches! It's not wrestling! It's slapstick comedy....but nobody's laughing! Reba: Well, there you have it! Back to you guys! Dan: Thank you, Reba! Mark McMahon keeping silent as to what kind of match will decide the AICW World Title! Juan: Like anybody's gonna pay to watch a bunch of grown men groping each other! OOOOOPS!!! I meant punching each other! Dan: Up next, we've got a match between two stables in which the losers will be forced to leave the AICW forever! Black Power takes on The Pit in an enclosed cage match! Now, its a four-on-four, but we only know three of the four members of Black Power who will be in the match! The cage is starting to descend on us, and this is not an ordinary cage. It encloses the entire ringside area! Let's go to Andy for the introductions of this match! Juan(imitating Dan): Let's go to Andy Burton...yada, yada, yada. Don't you have anything more original than that Dan? Andy: The following contest, scheduled for one fall is an enclosed Steel Cage, Stable vs Stable match, where the loser has to leave the AICW FOREVER! Introducing first......... (Public Enemy's "Fight The Power" blasts throughout the loudspeaker) Andy: Accompanied by DJ Slam, from New York City at a total combined weight of 1080lbs. Here are, Martin X, The Nubian Warriors, and Mr. Mystery, the team of BLACK POWER! Dan: And the crowd is booing lustfully at the members of Black Power! Martin X leads the way, cocky as usual, spouting his racist doctrine. DJ Slam and The Nubian Warriors are behind him. And bringing up the rear is that Mystery Man. Do you think it's Johnny Smith, Juan? Juan: No I don't care! And what do you mean "lustfully"? Have you been having enough sex lately Dan? Dan: The 5 men have just entered the cage. They are raising their fists in the air. All 5 Men: BLACK POWER! Dan: DJ Slam has just exited the cage and Andy ready to introduce the next team. Andy: And their opponents, accompanied by their manager Paul "Bloodbath" Robinson, from The Pits of Hell, Detroit, Michigan, Tallahassee, Florida, and El Paso, Texas, at a total combined weight of 1100lbs, Dr. Death, The Spartan, Wolverine, and "The Hired Gun" Chris Bagwell, here are THE PIT! Dan: Loud applause from the audience as the pit come running down the aisle. All except for Chris Bagwell. He's really hurt from that beating that he took earlier on! Juan: What a wuss! He can't even take a few punches without severe internal damage! Dan: The Pit hit the cage and Black Power waiting for them! We got a mega brawl right now! Martin X and The masked man working on Dr. Death, while The Nubian Warriors do battle with Wolverine and The Spartan. Referee James Roma awaiting Chris Bagwell, and Chris finally makes it to the cage. The ref locks the cage up and here we go! OH MY GOD! Martin X just rammed Dr Death's head into the cage and he's busted right open! On the other side of the ring, Chris Bagwell and The Spartan working on Nelson Bukola. The mystery man is punishing Wolverine with a series of punches to the face. What action! Juan: I could get to this level of excitement staring at monkeys in a cage! Ho-Hum! Dan: Martin X in the corner now working on Dr Death. A series of punches to the face and Death is down. Martin X now stomping him, but here comes The Spartan with a powerful clothesline to the back of X, knocking him down to the mat. Oh MY! Look at this display of power by Muffasa Bukola! He just lifted up Bagwell and tossed him into the steel bars! Bagwell is already hurt and I know he's in pain. The Spartan and Wolverine now double teaming Martin X! The Spatan picks him up and BODY SLAM! He goes for the pin...... One.......................Two........................ The Mystery Man breaks the pin! The Mystery Man and Wolverine now getting it on, trading blow for blow. Meanwhile, Nelson has recovered and him and his brother, Muffasa are doing a number on Bagwell! They are stomping on him continuously, and continuously, without showing him any mercy whatsoever! These guys are sick! Juan: They're just enjoying their work! Nothing wrong with that! Dan: The Spartan finally saving him, by clobbering Nelson in the back! But Muffasa catches The Spartan with a viscious clothesline sending the big man to the mat. Meanwhile Dr Death and Martin X have recovered and they are brawling back and forth. Death, with a vicious kick to the head to Martin X, dropping X to the mat. Dr Death now picking him up and POWERBOMB! Great move, and he goes for the pin...........ONE.................................. TWO..................................THRE..NO, The Mystery Man breaks the count! Dan: The Mystery Man picking Wolverine up by the hair. He sets him up and BOO-YA! a POWERFUL THRUST KICK TO THE HEAD, knocking Wolverine down to the mat. The Mystery Man with the cover.......ONE............................... TWO....................................THE...NO, Wolverine kicks out! Juan: Somebody get pinned already! I need to get home and get my 9 hours of beauty sleep! Dan: Meanwhile Chris Bagwell is in serious trouble! The Nubian Warriors looking to put him away! Muffasa holding him up. Nelson runs to the ropes and FLYING NUBIAN SMASHER! You know what that means! It's time for THE MOTHER LAND! Muffasa holding him up. Nelson going to the top. Here it comes and BOO-YA! They caught him with THE MOTHER LAND! They go for the pin, but The Spartan breaking the count! The Nubian Warriors are now brawling with The Spartan and Dr. Death. Meanwhile, Martin X has recovered and he is beating on Wolverine. And The Mystery Man now going over to the falling Bagwell. He puts his foot on his chest and James counts..... ONE...................................TWO................................... .THREE........NO! Chris getting that shoulder up at the last second! What a warrior, what a fighter, what determination! Juan: What stupidity! What does he want? A few more broken ribs to add to his collection? Dan: The Mystery Man now picking up Bagwell and DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER! Wait a minute! Outside of the ring, DJ Slam just stole the key to the cage! He's running to the back and Paul "Bloodbath" Robinson is running after him! What is he up to? Anyway, The Spartan and Dr Death getting the upperhand on The Nubian Warriors. They send Nelson to the ropes and DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! But here comes The Mystery Man from behind and BOO-YA! He just caught Dr Death with the most powerful superkick I've ever seen and Dr Death is out! The Spartan and The Mystery Man battling now, and OH NO! OH NO! DJ Slam has returned and he has with him a baseball bat! He's walking over to the cage and opening the lock! He's got it open and Martin X is waiting for him! But, Wolverine sees him and he nails X from behind! Wolverine grabs the baseball bat and he has it! Martin X getting up, and BOO-YA! Wolverine nails him with the bat! Here comes The Nubian Warriors and BOO-YA! Catches them too! The mystery man is coming now! Wolverine swings, but THE MYSTERY MAN DUCKS! The mystery man with a KICK TO THE HEAD, and a LOW BLOW! Wolverine bends over in pain and drops the bat. The Mystery Man gets the bat and BAM! Knocks Wolverine right across the skull and Wolverine and Dr Death are out like a light! Here comes The Spartan and BAM! He gets nailed too! Everyone is knocked out except for this Mystery Man! He raises his fist in the air, and oh no! Mystery Man: BLACK POWER! Juan: I'm surrounded by weirdos everywhere! Dan: And what's this! Chris Bagwell is getting up! He's grabbing the ropes! But he's at the mercy of this Mystery Man! The Mystery Man swings the bat, but Bagwell Dives into him and knocks him down to the mat! Look at Bagwell go as the crowd is cheering loudly! Bagwell picks him up and BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! How can he do that? Bagwell with the pin........ ONE...................................TWO................................... ..THREE! NO, The Mystery Man kicks out at the last second! Meanwhile Slam has a bucket of water and he just threw it on Martin X's face! Roma telling him to get out of the ring, but Slam just slid X something and I don't think James saw it! X getting up now and he grabs the item off the mat. IT'S A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKLES! Juan: OOOOOOHHHHH! How original! First a bat and now a pair of brass knuckles! These guys are a couple of rocket scientists! Dan: DJ Slam finally getting out of the cage and James going to lock the door. Bagwell setting up The Mystery Man but OH NO! X just whacked Bagwell with the Brass Knuckles! Martin X now setting him up and THE SOUNDS OF BLACKNESS! He's got in locked in! Everyone else is knocked out on the mat and there's nobody to save Bagwell! Referee James Roma checking Bagwell and HE SUBMITS! HE SUBMITS! IT'S ALL OVER! (ding ding ding) Andy: The winner of this match, as a result of a submission, BLACK POWER! Dan: The crowd is booing, and Martin X still has the Sounds of Blackness on Bagwell! He's not letting go! Roma trying to break it up, but X determined to add injury to insult by paralyzing this youngster! Bagwell screaming out in pain and he's fading fast! X just laughing! This is despictable! Meanwhile Slam is now pouring water on the rest of Black Power! The Mystery Man is up and The Spartan is coming to. The Mystery Man grabs The Spartan and throws him out the cage. He now grabs Wolverine and throws him out as well as Dr Death! The Nubian Warriors trying to come to! Roma admonishing Black Power, but THE MYSTERY MAN JUST NAILED ROMA! DJ Slam now locking the cage and Chris Bagwell has passed out from the pain! X still has the hold on and Slam with the mic! DJ Slam: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up now AICW? Those WHITE BOYS are OUTTA HERE! And now I would like to introduce to you, MR MYSTERY and the newest member of Black Power! Here is..... Dan: The mystery man is taking off the mask and it's, it's it's THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM! I'm not surprised! He's perfect for these sickos! Well we're outta time! We need to get some security in there! Juan: What for? Those guys might as well be dead! How humiliating to lose like that! Dan: See you this Sunday at Apocalypse '97!