Dan: And we're back! Let's go now to Reba Kola who is standing in the ring ready to interview ICE COLD! Take it away Reba! (Reba Kola is standing in the center of the ring. She is wearing the official "What Up Wit That" tee shirt and a black miniskirt.) Reba Kola: My guest this week is THE FINEST, THE SEXIEST, THE BEST-LOOKING man in the entire AICW! And he is the NEXT AICW World Champion! Houston would you please welcome, ICE COLD! ("We All In The Same Gang" is blasting throughout the loudspeaker as Ice Cold makes his way down the ring to loud applause from the crowd. He is also wearing the "What Up Wit That" tee shirt, and a pair of black wrestling trunks. He gets into the ring and rips off the shirt "Hulk Hogan" style to the delight of the crowd and to the delight of Reba.) Reba Kola: Hi Ice baby! How you doing? Ice Cold: I'm doing great Reba! I'm pumped up, and I'm ready for action. Reba Kola: Ice, first of all, I just want to say that you are looking good as always! But tell me about your feud against Martin X? You two faced off on the In Your Face world tour, but the match never got completed because Black Power jumped you like the cowards they are! Do you have any comments on those RACIST, SEXIST PIGS? Ice Cold: Yeah I do Reba! Martin X, I'm going to kick your sorry behind! You run around here preaching that hate filled message and you are a bad example to all of the young viewers that are watching! These youngsters don't need to be hearing about The Black Man this and The White Man that! They need EXAMPLES, they need ROLEMODELS! You are a poor EXAMPLE Martin X and you are most certainly not a ROLEMODEL! And IF you survive against The Pit tonight, I'm going to break whatever remains en route to that World Title! Reba Kola: You are just SO FINE! Let's talk about that World Title match? 8 men, and we have NO IDEA, what type of match it's going to be! How do you prepare for something like that? Ice Cold: Well, there's not a whole lot you can do! Basically, I'm just doing what I normally do when I get ready for a match. I hit the weight room, do a little wrestling against some ameataur wrestlers looking to make a break in the business, and stuff like that! The men that will be participating in this match is without a doubt, The AICW's finest! But NONE of them will deny me of that World Title! I'm going to do it for the fans, for my family, and for anybody who believes that they can reach their dreams! Because my dream is to become the AICW World Champion, and I will fufill my dream! Reba Kola: You just have to love this guy! Anyway..... Dan Chan: Reba's microphone has just shut off! We are experiencing technical problems, please...... (Public Enemy's "Fight The Power" begins to blast throughout the loudspeaker and the crowd begins to boo loudly.) Dan Chan: Oh No! We know who's music that is! And here comes Martin X! The crowd is booing extremely loud as he leads the members of Black Power down the ring! Juan: You know, they just pop up like cockroaches! Where's a big shoe when you need one? Dan Chan: Martin X has just entered the ring and he snatches the mic away from Reba Kola! Martin X: Reba, just do like you did last night, and don't let the door hit you you know where, WHITE GIRL! (Looks directly at Ice Cold) Chump! I'm sick and tired of hearing this self-righetous garbage about the fans and this and that, you little HONKY-LOVIN' SELLOUT! If you don't shut your big black mouth right now, we don't have to wait until Sunday! We can do this RIGHT NOW PUNK! Ice Cold: (Standing right into Martin X's face and not backing down) You want to fight me RIGHT NOW X? We can do this son! (Ice Cold shoves Martin X into the ropes. Martin X goes to attack him but The Nubian Warriors grab him.) Martin X: You lucky punk that I'm in a good mood because I'm about to kick some whitey trash out of wrestling tonight! I'll let you have your little moment in the sun! But you better believe that come this Sunday, it don't matter WHAT type of match the AICW tries to screw me over with! The fact of the matter is, I'm going to beat the crap out of each and every WHITE BOY in that ring! And then, I'm going to give a double beating to that "Golden Homo" slave-owning white prick, JOHNNY SMITH, and (points to Ice Cold) YOU SUCKA! Now what up with THIS! (Martin X does the "groin chop" and climbs out the ring with The Nubian Warriors. He makes his way to the back.) Ice Cold: You PUNK! That's right, keep on steppin', like the little coward that you are! You can run now X, but you ain't going to be able to run in that match this Sunday! You think you're going to win Martin X? What up wit' that? You ain't winning jack, punk, because Ice Cold is going to be the winner! And you can take that to the bank foo'! (Ice Cold raises his hands in the air to the delight of the crowd as "We All In Same Gang" begins to play. He holds the ropes open for Reba Kola and then makes his way out of the ring.) Dan Chan: Ice Cold everyone! He looks PUMPED! Juan: That's what happens when you take a lot of steroids! Dan Chan: And now for the long-awaited tag team showdown, it's Money and Power taking on The Perfectly Perfect Duo! Let's go to Andy! (DING DING DING) Andy Burton: Our next contest is a tag-team match and it is scheduled for one fall. First..... ("Are You Gonna Go My Way" By Lenny Kravitz blasts over the loudspeakers) Andy Burton: Making their way to the ring.....Accompanied by their manager "Erotic" Erin McCoys, from Chicago, Illonois weighing at a total combined weight of 535lbs, here are Greg Days and Jason Steele, the team of MONEY AND POWER! Dan Chan: Money and Power making their way down the ring and they receive a mixed reaction from the crowd! They look very impressive and ready for action tonight! Juan: What!!! Open your eyes Dan! They SUCK!!! Andy Burton: And their opponents accompanied by their manager Sensuous Samantha, from Palm Beach, Florida, weighing at a total combined weight of 525lbs, here are Lance and Max Studd, THE PERFECTLY PERFECT DUO! Dan Chan: And the crowd is booing loudly as The Perfectly Perfect Duo make their way down the aisle. They look extremely confident Juan, don't they? Juan: I can't see crap Dan! I think their tremendous ego is blocking my line of vision! Dan Chan: Well, Money and Power not even waiting for PPD to get into the ring and we have a four way brawl going on! Greg is beating on Lance and Jason is beating on Max. They set PPD up, no reversal by PPD, and come back and BOO-YA! Double clothesline by PPD! Juan: Whatever! Dan: Lance and Max taking the big man, Greg and sending him over the top ropes! They are now double-teaming on Jason, and referee Ramon De La Cerveza trying to regain control of this matchup! Juan: How can he regain control if he never had any to begin with? I can smell his alcoholic breath from here! EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Check into rehab, Cerveza! Dan: Max finally gets into his corner and Greg is in this corner. Lance picking Jason up from the mat. He's setting him up and NICE SNAP SUPLEX by Lance. Lance going for the early win, ONE.............TWO.............JASON KICKS OUT! Lance grabs Jason and now he's punching on him. He sends him to the turnbuckle and raises his hands in the air. Lance runs towards Jason, but JASON MOVES, and Lance goes crashing into the turnbuckle! Juan: What a maroon! I can see that a public high school education worked well for him! Dan: Jason tagging in the big man, Greg, and Greg is now pounding on the cocky Lance Studd! A rake in the eyes and he has him in a headlock. Lance pushes the big man off and Greg goes to the ropes. He comes back and a BIG CLOTHESLINE WITH AUTHORITY by Greg! Greg picking up Lance and a big POWERSLAM! Goes for the pin, ONE.............TWO...........KICKOUT BY Lance! Greg, dragging Lance by the hair and tagging in Jason. Jason and Greg now double-teaming on Lance in the corner. Ramon admonishing Greg as Jason pulls Lance to the center of the ring. Jason setting him up, and DIAMOND CUTTER! Nice move by Jason and he goes for the pin, ONE.....................TWO.........................KICKOUT! Juan(yawns): Can I go home now? Dan: Jason picking Lance up and BODY SLAM! Now he's going to the ropes. He's climbing up! He's at the top. Jason off the top ropes and FLYING LEGDROP! Jason with the pin, ONE.....................TWO....................NO!!! Lance is in deep trouble now! Jason setting him up and TILT-A-WHIRL SUPLEX! And we know what's coming next! Juan: Yeah, and I'm just tingling all over from the excitement....NOT!!! Dan: Jason tagging in Greg and they are setting Lance up! HERE IT COMES! GOLDRUSH! THEY DID THE GOLDRUSH AND THIS MATCH IS OVER! But wait? Samantha is on the apron! Referee Ramon De La Cerveza is distracted trying to get Sam off the apron! He's arguing with Samantha and Greg is counting ONE.....TWO.....THREE! But Ramon is still talking to Samantha. Samantha finally gets off the apron and Ramon with the count....... ONE...................................TWO................................... .THRE...NO! Lance kicking out at the last second and I think Samantha just saved her boys from defeat! Juan: It seems like they have to be saved in every match they get---what LOSERS!!! Dan: Money and Power are livid and they are arguing with Ramon! Here comes Max! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE BY MAX sends Greg and Jason to the mat! Max and Lance now pounding on Jason! They send him to the ropes and DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! And here we go! Lance putting Jason on his shoulders. Max going off the top ropes and PERFECTLY PERFECT EXECUTION! What's this? The Nubian Warriors have jumped over the guardrail and they have hit the ring! Ramon with the count....ONE...................................TWO............ THREE! PPD may have won it, but I'm not sure because Nelson and Muffasa just nailed both Max and Jason at the same time! The Nubian Warriors now beating on Max and Jason! But look! Here comes THE SPARTAN AND WOLVERINE! They hit the ring and BOO-YA! Clobbers The Nubian Warriors from behind! We got a big brawl today folks! The Nubian Warriors are brawling with The Pit and Money and Power brawling with PPD! HERE COMES REIGN OF TERROR! But what's this? THE RISING SUNS JUST CLOBBERED THEM FROM BEHIND! This is getting out of control. Here comes Shamrocks and Shenigans! They immediately go after Money and Power! And The Blood Brotherz just jumped over the guard railing! They go to work on PPD! We got tag team mahem as everyone is fighting everyone! All these teams want one thing and that's THE AICW World Tag Team Championship! Finally security is coming down to the ring! What action! Andy: The referee declares this match a DOUBLE DISQUALIFICATION! Dan: Up next, we've got a match between two of the participants in the World Title match. Many people feel that they are the top two wrestlers here in the AICW! Tonight, Johnny Payne faces off against "Golden Boy" Johnny Smith! Juan: I hope they kill each other! The world would be better off without them. Dan: Let's go to Andy! Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, led to the ring by Alexandra Payne, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing 285 pounds, JOHNNY PAYNE! Dan: This crowd is split 50-50! Some are cheering, and others are booing! Johnny Payne, nonetheless, is appreciative as always of his fans! Juan: Yeah, what up wit that? Those two old ladies are always following him around like little puppy dogs! Dan: He faces a tough challenge tonight! Juan: I'm sure he faces a challenge every time he has to look at himself in the mirror! Andy: And his opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing 276 pounds, "GOLDEN BOY" JOHNNY SMITH!!! Dan: Johnny Smith on his way to the ring! He's getting the same kind of reception as Johnny Payne! He looks like he means business tonight! Both of these men are hungry for the vacant AICW World Title! Juan: Yeah, these two loserboys are among the pathetic list of people up for that worthless belt! Dan: Both men are ready to go as the bell rings. Collar and elbow tie up now. Referee for this match is Ryan Gentle. Johnny Payne pushing Smith back to the corner, Gentle calls for a clean break and he gets it. They lock up again, but this time Smith gains the edge by sneaking in a knee to the midsection. And Smith with a side Russian leg sweep to take down Payne! Smith with the upper hand, he's getting on top of Payne and he's punching away! Smith playing Payne's type of game! Payne now lifts up the knee right to Smith's groin! Smith rolls off of Payne and he is hurt! Juan: I'm sure he's feeling like less of a man than he already is at this moment! Dan: Ryan Gentle didn't see that low blow! Payne picks up Smith up to his feet and nails him with an inverted atomic drop! Smith bouncing around in pain! And Johnny Payne with a clothesline to take down Smith! Payne following up now. He picks up Smith by the hair and whips him to the ropes. Smith back and Payne with a vicious clothesline that almost took Smith's head off! Juan: Wouldn't that have been fun for the kiddies in the audience? Dan: Payne acknowledges this crowd that looks to be getting behind him! Payne waiting for Smith to get to his feet! Smith is up and Payne with an abdominal stretch! Good move by Payne! Juan: Yeah, sure, whatever! Dan: Gentle looks for the submission, but I don't think that Smith is ready to give this match up! Smith just inches away from the ropes! Payne lets him go! Smith staggers backwards and into a Payne neckbreaker! Payne with the cover! ONE...............................TWO.................Smith kicks out! That's not enough to finish off Johnny Smith! Juan: Yep, I know from personal experience that you need to get some pepper spray and stick it right in his face! Dan: Payne now rolling Smith onto his stomach! What is he doing? He's grabbing Smith's arms and he's got Smith in a camel clutch! Payne now playing Johnny Smith's game! He's actually wrestling! Juan: Will wonders never cease? Dan: Smith still not giving it up as Payne continues to pull back on his chin! Payne releases the hold out of frustration. I think he realizes he has to do more than this to finish off Smith! Payne picking up Smith. He's setting him up for a suplex! He goes for it, but Smith blocks it! Smith now reversing the move! Smith nails Payne with a vertical suplex and both men are down! Juan: I guess they like eating canvas. Dan: Both men coming to, Payne is the first to roll over. Smith leaning up and now he looks to be the first to get to his feet! Payne is still down on one knee, Smith is just on his feet! Payne stands up and as he does, Smith nails him with a bulldog! Smith with the cover! ONE...... Payne kicks out! He kicked out on one! Smith frustrated and he puts a trapezius nerve hold on Payne! Payne looks paralyzed by this! Payne is ineffective when he's down! Smith is in control of this match! Payne will not give up though! He's trying to get to his feet! Payne up to one knee! Smith can't believe it and these fans are going wild! Payne to his feet, he gives Smith an elbow to the midsection, but Smith follows that with a hard forearm to the back of Payne! Smith now with a sidewalk slam on Payne and he's fired up once again! Juan: How can you tell? The man has only one facial expression and that's dull! Dan: Smith picks up Payne! He puts his hand around his throat! He picks him up and gives him a chokeslam! Payne is down and Smith with the cover! ONE..TWO....THR..NO! Payne kicks out! Payne is still in it! Smith picking up Payne now. Smith is setting him up for a fallaway slam! There it is, but Payne didn't go all the way over! Payne held onto Smith and came crashing down on top of Smith! ONE....TWO....Smith kicks out! Payne is still a bit dazed, but he may be catching his second wind! Juan: It smells like someone passed their wind! Don't they ever clean these places? Dan: Both men to their feet. Smith with a roundhouse right, blocked by Payne! Payne with a roundhouse right! And a kick to the midsection followed by a single arm DDT! Payne is on fire! Payne now going up to the top rope! Payne climbing up! What! D.J. Slam is out here! He's up on the apron arguing with Ryan Gentle! From behind, Martin X shoves Payne off the ropes! Is there an alliance between Black Power and Johnny Smith?!! Juan: You mean Black Power can actually make friends? Dan: D.J. Slam jumps down! Smith still out of it! Payne getting to his feet and he's yelling in the face of Ryan Gentle! Payne is irate! He's going outside! He's looking under the ring! What is he looking for?! Payne now, pulls a step-ladder from under the ring! Juan: This is getting way too stupid! What is this, a cartoon? Dan: He's getting back inside! Smith is starting to get to his feet! Gentle in Payne's face! He's telling him to put the step-ladder away! Payne just shoved Gentle to the mat! Payne winds up and cracks Smith across the back with the step-ladder! Gentle calls for the bell and Johnny Smith will win this match by disqualification! Juan: Another DQ? Can nobody get an honest to goodness pin anymore? Andy: At a time of 13 minutes and 56 seconds, the referee awards this bout as a result of a disqualification, to "GOLDEN BOY" JOHNNY SMITH!!! Dan: Payne still pounding away on Johnny Smith! I've never seen him this angry! Now he stops and just walks out of the arena! That is one man who you do not want to mess with! I'm also sure that Johnny Smith not happy with the outcome of this match! I'm sure that he wanted a clean win! Martin X and D.J. Slam are gone, but what alliance, if any, exists between Black Power and Johnny Smith! Juan: This sounds like a soap opera to me and I hate soap operas! Dan: Is Johnny Smith the man that we saw at the beginning of our program who attacked Chris Bagwell? We'll find out later on tonight in the steel cage match between Black Power and the Pit! We've got to take a break, stay with us!