AICW Monday Night War: November 10, 1997 The Summit in Houston, Texas

<The AICW camera shows the parking lot of the Summit.  Chris Bagwell is seen
getting out of his car and he's walking towards the arena.  All of a sudden
a black jeep pumping Public Enemy's "Fight the Power" screeches in front of
Chris Bagwell.  The bass is pumping and the ground is shaking.  Four men
jump out and attack him.  We can see that it is Black Power and one other
man wearing a mask.  Martin X slaps Chris Bagwell in the face and then the
Nubian Warriors begin pounding on Bagwell.  The masked man gives Bagwell an
Asian spike and drops him down to the concrete.  All four men start stomping
on him then get back into the jeep and drive away as the opening credits
roll.  When they finish, the camera scans the crowd.  Fireworks go
off in the background and the camera shows various signs in the crowd.  We
can see a "Bring back the Knick Man" sign, a "What up wit dat?" sign, a
"Black Power: Go Back to Africa" sign, and a "Mr. X FEARS Mr. Y" sign.  Andy
Burton steps in the ring to address the crowd.>

Andy: <In a fake Latino voice.> YO, YO, YO! Did y'all come here to see some
second-rate e-wrestling federation?  <Crowd says "NOOOO!"> Or did you come
here to see the A...<holds out the microphone as the fans shout
"...I...C...W!!!"> If not?  You know where you can go.  You can take a
little trip down here. <pauses.> Down HERE!  <Andy Burton does the "groin
chop"> OH!  <back to his normal self.> WELCOME everyone to AICW Monday Night WAAAAR!!! <the crowd cheers wildly>  Ladies and gentlemen, Dan "The Man" Chan and "Supersexy" Juan LaFon!!!

<Generic AICW music plays as Dan "The Man" Chan enters the arena.  He is
wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat.  Juan LaFon makes her way down the
aisle next.  From behind, AICW commissioner Argie Otero sneaks up behind
Juan and places a 10-Gallon hat on Juan's head and runs back to the dressing
room.  Juan turns around to see Argie laughing and she throws the hat off
her head and begins stomping on it.  She continues down the aisle, but we can already tell that her night is ruined.>

Dan: Ladies and gentlemen, I am Dan "The Man" Chan and joining me right now
is "Supersexy" Juan LaFon!  Juan, what a night of action we have tonight!
And where is your cowboy hat?!  We ARE in Houston, you know!

Juan:  EWWWWW!!!!  I can't believe Otero would stoop to that level! I feel
so used and abused and you're not helping Dan!

Dan: Tonight, we will witness an enclosed steel cage match between the
stables of The Pit and Black Power!  The losing stable will have to leave
the AICW FOREVER!

Juan:  You make it sound as if that's a bad thing!

Dan: Just before we came out here, one of the members of the Pit was
brutally attacked in the parking lot by Martin X, the Nubian Warriors, and a
masked man!  We don't know who that masked man was but he did execute the
Goldfinger, Johnny Smith's finishing move, on Chris Bagwell!  We will be
following up on this development.  Another question I'm sure is on
everyone's mind is whether or not Chris Bagwell will be able to participate tonight.

Juan: Not like anyone cares about that loser anyway!

Dan: In addition fans, we will see the Perfectly Perfect Duo take on Money
and Power!  This match has been a long time a-coming!

Juan:  Ho-Hum!  I am just shaking in my boots with anticipation....NOT!

Dan: Also, our first ever AICW Television Champion, "Swingin'" Chandler
Stone will make his first defense against Legion!  Johnny Payne will take on
Johnny Smith!  Loki meets Johnny Blaze!  All this and much more, but first,
Mr. X takes on the Crow!

Juan:  Oh no!  Not that mutant monstrosity again!  Last time, I almost
chewed my own ears off just so I didn't have to listen to him!  I don't
think I have to tell you how hard that was, Dan.

Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest is scheduled for one fall!
Introducing first, from Parts Unknown, weighing 325 pounds, THE CROW!

Dan: The Crow has been quite successful, but just this past Halloween he was
viciously attacked by a scarecrow! <flashback footage of the scarecrow
chokeslamming the Crow, then crucifix slamming him.>

Juan:  Do you know what positively ridiculous that sounds?

Dan: The Crow doesn't look that happy tonight.  He faces Mr. X here this
evening.

Andy: And his opponent, from Parts Unknown, weighing 265 pounds, MR. X!!!

Dan: Mr. X on his way to face the Crow.  Mr. X is getting in the faces of
the fans as he makes his way to the ring.  Everyone seems to be getting  on
this guy's case.  He's looking eye-to-eye with a fan who is holding a  "Mr.
X FEARS Mr. Y" sign.  Mr. X tries to grab the sign, but the fan is  able to
pull it away, and he's mocking Mr. X!  Mr. X not too happy about that and
he's looking very frustrated!  He's waving his arms in..whoa!  The Crow
attacks Mr. X in the aisle!  The Crow pounding away!  He grabs Mr.  X and
throws him back into the ring!

Juan:  This auditorium smells like a sack of dirty laundry....MR. X!!! Put
your shoes back on!

Dan: The Crow now stepping back into the ring.  The Crow setting up Mr. X
and he nails him with a nice piledriver!  High impact move by the Crow.  Mr.
X is in trouble!  The Crow sends him to the ropes.  Mr. X back and into a
clothesline!  The Crow nailed him with a stiff one!  The Crow goes  for the
pin!  One........two.......Mr. X kicks out and
the Crow doing the  smart thing by not questioning James Roma's count.  The
Crow grabs Mr. X  by one leg and he drops the elbow right across the knee!
The Crow trying to weaken Mr. X's legs.

Juan:  He can easily do that by showing him a picture of Mr. Y...naked!

Dan: The Crow now twisting the ankle of Mr. X.  Very smart wrestling by  the
Crow.  He seems quite focused in this match even though someplace in the
back of his mind he has to be thinking about the scarecrow.

Juan: I don't think so Dan.  You know he ain't smart enough to have two
things on his mind at the same time!

Dan: Mr. X will not submit to this move so the Crow releases the hold.  The
Crow now slaps on a figure four leglock!  He's trying to get Mr. X to
submit!  Mr. X is screaming in pain!  He's struggling to get loose but to no
avail!

Juan: This is so pathetic!

Dan: Mr. X is pulling himself to the ropes!  Will he make it?!  Now he's
trying to roll the Crow over!  He's doing it!  Now the Crow screams in
pain!  Mr. X able to break the hold!  Both men are trying to get to  their
feet!  The Crow is up first as Mr. X is having
trouble getting back  to his feet due to the severe punishment he received
in that figure four!

Juan: Puh..lease!  He's SUPPOSED to be a wrestler, not a momma's boy!

Dan: The Crow tries to take Mr. X's head off, but X ducks and nails the Crow
with a low blow!  The fans are...wait just a minute!  That huge scarecrow is
making his way down to ringside!  Mr. X nails the Crow with a German Suplex!
Mr. X turns and notices the big, lumbering giant standing at  ringside, but
intelligently goes about his business.  Mr. X with a neckbreaker and an
elbow drop as the Crow is now taking his licks.  Mr. X sets up the Crow for
a DDT but the Crow with a backdrop and now Mr. X is down!  What action!

Juan: What boredom!  Someone shoot me already!

Dan: The Crow regaining his senses and he turns and now he sees the
scarecrow!  He's walking over to him!  Now he's standing by the ropes! These
two men are staring at each other!  Referee James Roma is trying to tell the
scarecrow to go back to wherever he came from!  Mr. X getting to his feet
and...what is he doing?!

Juan: Boring us to death?

Dan: Mr. X seems to be reaching into his tights for something!  He's putting
on brass knuckles!  He just clobbered the Crow from behind! I think he
knocked him out!  Roma hasn't got a clue!  Mr. X covers the Crow!
ONE.............TWO.....................THREE!  Mr. X has stolen a victory!
The Crow is not going to be happy with the Scarecrow when he wakes up!  The scarecrow is exiting through the crowd!  He may have been the reason that the Crow lost this match, Juan.

Juan: That plus the fact that the Crow SUCKS!!!

Andy: The winner of this match, at a time of 5 minutes and 7 seconds, MR.
X!!!

Dan: Well fans, our next contest is sure to be a great one!  Both Loki and
Johnny Blaze have no love lost between them and tonight they will get it on
in the middle of the ring.  Will that masked man that was seen with Loki get
involved, or will the Four Souls From Out of Hell be there to back up Johnny
Blaze?  This is gonna be one hell of a match!  Let's go to Andy!

Juan:  Gag me with a smelly sock!  This is gonna be worse than visiting
granma at the old folks home!

Andy: This contest is scheduled for one fall!  Introducing first, from Parts
Unknown, weighing 467 pounds, LOKI!!!

Dan: This madman is making his way to the ring!  He's focused on destroying
Johnny Blaze!  Conspicuous by his absence is that masked man, the Mangler.
Andy: And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing 280 pounds, Johnny
Blaze!

Dan: Here comes Johnny Blaze and right behind him, the Four Souls From Out
of Hell!  All four men are charging Loki!  Loki doesn't know what to expect!
He's frozen in his tracks as all four men get in the ring and start
pounding on Loki!  Here comes the Mangler!  We've got a huge brawl!  Here
comes security!  They're trying to break this up!  The Reign of Terror are
double-teaming the Mangler, while Sikes and Blaze are stomping on Loki!  Referee Ryan Gentle and security finally able to regain some form of  control!  Gentle is whispering something to Andy Burton!

Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed by referee Ryan Gentle
that if the Reign of Terror, Damion Sikes, and the Mangler do not go back to
the locker room, they will be banned from participating at Apocalypse '97!!!

Dan: Whoa!

Juan: That's about the most intelligent thing I've heard coming from your
mouth, Dan!  Does that tell you something?

Dan: And look at those men run to the back!  They don't want to ruin their
chances for gold!  Johnny Blaze and Loki are going at it, but at least Ryan
Gentle has gotten control of this match!

Juan: That pipsqueak geek looks like an ant between those two giants!

Dan: Loki gaining the upper hand as he backs Blaze up against the ropes.
Loki sends him to the other side.  Blaze comes back and Loki grabs him by
the waist and turns him upside down!  He sets him up and executes a
devastating flapjack!  Loki right back on top of things as he picks up Blaze
and hooks him under the arms for a double underhook piledriver!  Loki
dominant in this match thus far!

Juan: EWWWWWW!!!  I think I just saw something move under his
armpit....oops, my mistake.  That was only a roll of flab gyrating under his
arm!

Dan: Loki now setting up Blaze once again.  This time, he nails him with a
brain buster!  Blaze is gripping the back of his head!  He's taken quite a
beating so far!  Loki now sneaking up behind Johnny Blaze and he slaps on a
cobra clutch!  I don't know how Blaze can stand this!  Wait a minute, Damion
Sikes is back at ringside!  How did he get there?!

Juan:  By walking maybe?

Dan: Sikes sneaking around the ring!  Sikes now pulls Loki by the leg and he
forces Loki to break the hold!  Blaze collapses and Loki is looking down  to
the outside to see what happened, but Sikes rolled under the ring!

Juan: Great move Einstein!  Hope you can actually find your way out from
there!

Dan: Loki still scanning the area outside the ring, but he scanned too long
as Johnny Blaze rolls him up from behind!  One.......two........Loki  kicks
out with authority!  Blaze goes to the ropes.  He comes back and gives Loki
a clothesline!  Loki just barely staggered!  Blaze goes to the ropes again,
he backs Loki against the ropes!  Blaze to the ropes yet again! He comes back and clotheslines Loki over the top rope!  Loki hits the concrete hard!

Juan: Sounds like a whole bunch of doughnuts going out the business end of a
fat cop!

Dan: Loki is down and Gentle is counting! One........two.......three.........four.....Loki trying to get up but he's
having some trouble.......five.......six............seven...........WHAT.....Sikes is
holding Loki by the legs!  Nine......TEN!  Loki has been counted out!

Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match as a result of a
countout, at a time of 5 minutes and 28 seconds, JOHNNY BLAZE!

Dan: Mangler is yelling at referee Ryan Gentle!  He's just run down to the
ring!  Now Loki is up and he's showing Gentle!  He's pulling Damion Sikes
from under the ring!  Ryan Gentle has seen what has happened, now he's
telling something to Andy Burton!

Andy:  Ladies and gentlemen, referee Ryan Gentle has reversed the decision,
therefore the winner of the match, as a result of a disqualification,
LOKI!!!

Dan: Blaze can't believe it!

Juan: UHHHHH!!  Amateurs!!  If you're gonna cheat, DON'T GET CAUGHT!!
Dan: Folks we've got to take a break!  We'll be back, stay with us!