Dan: Ok fans, we're back! Dima, what do you think of the announcement by Argie Otero? Dima: Why should I care? They don't broadcast this show in Russia! Dan: Well, I'm sorry to hear that. But anyways, it's time for our big main event between Loki and Kyle Bane! Let's go to Andy Burton! Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our MAIN EVENT, which is for the AICW World Title!!! Introducing first, from Parts Unknown, weighing 467 pounds, LOKI!!! Dan: Loki is coming to the ring and he's being accompanied by Mangler! He's not supposed to be out here! Dima: Stupid Americans! Always in the wrong place at the wrong time! Dan: They're coming up around the ringside area now and they're jawing at a couple of Kyle Bane fans? These guys are sick! They're like mutants! One of 'em's got a sign that says "Kyle Bane=The Man"! This is crazy! Dima: You Americans should be put in an insane asylum! Dan: Finally The Thugs Express get in the ring, but they still seem intent on yelling at these fans! Andy: And his opponent, from Staten Island, New York, weighing 325 pounds, the AICW WORLD CHAMPION, "THE DEMON" KYLE BANE! <"Breathe" by Prodigy blasts over the sound system.> Dan: And here comes....MR. Y?!! Mr. Y is coming down the aisle! And he's carrying the world title! He turns to the entrance and here comes Kyle Bane! Whoa boy! Bane looks like something out of an S+M nightmare! He's got motorcycle boots, knee length leather skirt, Studded metal belt with multiple chains stretching up to a studded metal choke-collar, and a leather S+M hood. Many of the cuts he's inflicted on himself in that last interview are still visible, only semi-healed. He's halfway down the aisle now as he raises his arms above his head and roars at the ceiling! Now he's giving the thumbs up sign to those fans of his at ringside! This guy confuses me more and more each day! Dima: Because you pay no attention to logic! Dan: Referee James Roma is the ref for this match and OH NO! Mr. Y and Legion have just charged Loki and Mangler and we've got a brawl breaking out! James Roma is trying to break it up and now Kyle Bane is ripping one of the turnbuckle pads off! This guy is a criminal! He's laughing at his actions! He's masterminded this whole thing! Dima: He's a stupid American! Dan: James Roma now breaking up the skirmish and now he's telling Andy Burton something! Andy: I have just been informed by referee James Roma that if Mangler, Mr. Y, and Legion do not return to the locker room, they will be SUSPENDED!!! Dan: Whoa! And look at Mr. Y take off to the back! Legion now reluctantly leaving, but Mangler is still lingering at ringside! Kyle Bane is looking towards his fans and he's smiling at them! Well, it looks like we can finally get this match started and there's the bell! Dan: Kyle Bane snaps out of it upon hearing the bell, and he's tearing into Loki! Bane is like a man possessed! I don't think that Loki was expecting this! Loki is backed against the ropes and now he catches a kick from Kyle Bane and Loki falls through the middle rope to the outside! Bane back off and lets Loki recollect himself! Bane must be careful not to use up all of his energy too fast! Loki is not one to go down lightly in a brawl! Loki re-entering the ring now, and he gives Bane a thumb in the eye! Loki now with a clothesline that takes Bane off of his feet! Loki stomping away at Bane! Dima: He's a pathetic wrestler! Dan: Loki picking up Bane and he executes a nice sidewalk slam! Loki in control of this match! Loki now throws the world champ over the top rope and to the floor! Loki now stepping through the ropes and he crushes Bane with an elbow from the apron! Bane is down! Loki now picking up Bane and he whips him into the steel steps! Bane crashes into them, but he gets right back up and slams his own head into the ringpost, busting himself open! This man is sick! Loki charges at Bane, but Bane catches him and uses the momentum to carry Loki onto the steel steps with a belly-to-belly suplex! What a move! Those Bane fans continue to root for the champ! Dima: This Bane fellow is nothing special! Dan: Bane now grabbing a chair and he smacks it across Loki's back THREE TIMES IN SUCCESSION!! What a nutcase! Wait a minute, Mangler has returned to ringside, and he gives Bane a forearm to the back of the head! James Roma has yet to lay a ten count on these guys, what is the matter with him! Dima: He is a stupid American! Dan: Mangler going to the other side of the ring, but now Mr. Y and Legion returning to ringside! Loki back to his feet and he's ramming the edge of that chair into Bane's back! Loki rolling back into the ring now, and he's waiting for Bane to come back in! Bane now getting back to his feet, and he's rolling back in the ring! He approaches Loki but drops to one knee and nails Loki with a deliberate low blow! Is this the kind of champion we deserve to have? Dima: He is a dumb American! Dan: Bane now with a swinging neckbreaker, well executed! Bane with a cover, ONE........TWO...............THREE!! No, Loki kicked out! Bane now picks up Loki and he whips him to the corner! Loki reverses it and BANE RUNS INTO JAMES ROMA!!! Roma is out cold! Dima: All hell will break loose for sure! Dan: Bane is down on one knee, and now Mangler is entering the ring! Legion coming in too, and now those two men are going at it! Loki kicks Bane in the head and Bane goes down! Loki in control! Loki now picks up Bane and HEART PUNCH! Bane is stunned! Loki now executes the LOKI DROP!!! He covers him, ONE........TWO......... THREE!!! Too bad that won't count, Loki can't count the three himself! Roma now slowly coming to, and he crawls over for the count! ONE.... TWO...... THR..NO!!! Bane kicks out! Loki is irate! Dima: You Americans have bad tempers! Dan: Loki yelling in Roma's face! Bane now from behind with a forearm! Bane now grabs Loki around the neck and CHOKESLAM!!! Bane looks to be going for the win! Wait a minute, what is this?!! Mr. Y is going up to the top ropes! He's got that letter Z! He leaps off and nails Loki with the Z!!! What is he thinking? Bane can't believe what he just saw! Mr. Y's got his hands raised! He's raising Bane's hand, but Bane just staring at Mr. Y! Roma calls for the bell! Andy: The winner of this contest, as a result of a disqualification, LOKI!!! Dan: Too bad Loki doesn't win the belt! Loki is up and he's going at it with Mr. Y! Bane is still standing in the middle of the ring! Legion and Mangler are brawling on the outside of the ring! What a chaotic match! Dima: Democracy is all about chaos! Dan: Wait a minute! Johnny Smith is running down to ringside! He nails Kyle Bane from behind! Here comes Nicky De Niro! De Niro attacking Smith! Those fans just jumped over the railing and now they're helping Bane up! De Niro stomping away at Johnny Smith! The fans are looking in the crowd!! It's JOHNNY PAYNE!!! Payne running out of the crowd! He's got a chair! De Niro also has a chair! Payne sneaking up on De Niro, but De Niro turns and now Payne and De Niro are having a chair fight! WHOA!! That was a massive shot and both men dropped the chairs! Now they're tearing into each other! Those Bane fans are now stomping away on Johnny Smith! We've got a full-scale brawl out here! Dima: This is nothing! Dan: Bane is on the outside, and he's got a chair! He's running in the ring and he's cleaning house! This is insane! He's smacking everybody! There's a shot on Johnny Payne! There's one for Mangler! Now Bane smacks himself in the head! Bane calling his fans away from Smith, and now Bane tearing into Smith! Fans, we've got to go! Remember, order Seasons' Beatings: Violent Night live on pay-per-view! Dima: Or I WILL CRUSH YOU! Dan: Good night!