Dan: And we are back! What great action we have had thus far! Dima: It would be better if a RUSSIAN was fighting! Dan: Next up, we have some tag team action involving two young but very talented teams. Shamrocks and Sheningans going up against Gansta's and Prankstas. Let's go to Andy Burton! Andy Burton: The following contest, is a tag team match, and it is scheduled for one fall. First, making their way to the ring, from New York City and Los Angeles California respectively, at a total combined weight of 550 pounds, here are The Gansta and The Pranksta, the team of GANSTAS AND PRANKSTAS! Dan: And Ganstas and Prankstas making their way to the ring. This team is a young and inexperienced team. But they do have the natural talent that it takes to get ahead! Dan: Talent (laugh) That is almost as redelicous as that guy with the funny hair! Andy Burton: And their opponents, accompanied to the ring by Red, from Boston Massechustes, and Rochester New York, at a total combined weight of 517 pounds, Danny Boy, and "Irish" Jay Champy, SHAMROCKS AND SHENIGANS! Dan: And here comes the fighting Irish. They were not happy about that stunt Ganstas and Prankstas pulled in that Irish bar. And they hit the ring and we got a four way brawl here! The Gansta is brawling with Jay Champy and The Pranksta going at it with Danny Boy. Gansta and Pranksta taking advantage and they send Jay and Danny to the ropes. They come back and BOO-YA! Double dropkick by Jay and Danny Boy, sending The Gansta and The Pranksta to the mat. Jay picking up The Gansta and he sends him flying over the top ropes. And finally, referee Ramon De La Cervaza able to gain some order in this match. Dima: Only a RUSSIAN has the authority to control tag team action! Dan: We finally have order now as Danny Boy is punching away on The Pranksta. A left jab, followed by a right jab, and a right hook knocks Pranksta into the corner. And Danny Boy with a knee to the groin, and The Pranksta not in the pratical joke of a mood after that low blow! The Pranksta leaning back against the ropes. And here comes Danny Boy and BOO-YA! Beautiful side kick to the head knocks the practical joker to the mat. Dima: HA! You call that a kick? I could have done it better! Dan: Danny Boy with the pin..............one.....................two ...................and the Pranksta kicks out. Danny Boy pulls him up by the hair and brings him over to the corner. He tags in Jay Champy and now Champy going to work. Champy with a roundhouse punch, and he gouges the eyes of The Pranksta! The Pranksta covers his face. Champy setting him up and BEAUTIFUL FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Champy going for the pin..............one................two...................... NO! The Pranksta kicking out again! Champy getting up. He sets up and drops the elbow on The Pranksta. "Irish" Jay Champy now dancing for the crowd! That's not good. He should be concentrating on his opponent! Dima: An idiot like that? He does not know the meaning of the word! Dan: Champy picking Danny Boy up and BULLDOG! He's now climbing up to the top ropes. If the big man hits this, I think this match is history! Champy at the top. He leaps off and, NO! The Pranksta rolls out of the way! Both men are on the floor now and they are crawling toward their corner. Champy reaches first and he tags in Danny Boy! Danny Boy going to stop the tag but, TOO LATE! The Pranksta makes the tag and The Gansta is in the ring now! The Gansta with a punch, and another one, and another one. And EUROPEAN UPPERCUT sends Danny Boy to the mat. The Gansta picking him up and BODY SLAM! The Gansta hooks the leg,..............one................ .......two.....................NO! Danny Boy kicks out! Dima: If it were I going for the pin, I would have been victorious! Dan: The Gansta has Danny Boy up and he sends him to the ropes. He comes back and RUNNING FOREARM by the Gansta. The Gansta picking him off the mat. He lifts him up and JACK-KNIFE POWER BOMB! Referee Ramon with the count..............one...................two........... ..................THREE! It's over! Andy Burton: The winners of the match, in the time of 6 minutes and 20 seconds, Ganstas and Prankstas! Dan: Ganstas and Prankstas victorious tonight Dima! Dima: They were just lucky! I, on the other hand, would win solely by my SKILL! Dan: Yeah, sure you would Dima! Well that was a great contest! Coming up, we have a Television Title Match between the newly crowned champion, Elvis and the challenger Stephon T. Davis. Davis has guaranteed that he will walk outta here with the Television Title around his waist. Let's go to Andy Burton. Andy Burton: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the AICW Television Championship. First, making his way to the ring is the challenger, accompanied by his manager, Frankie Sarracco, from San Diego, California representing Township Rebellion, weighing 286 pounds, here is STEPHON T. DAVIS! Dan: STD making his way to the ring as the crowd boos loudly! They do not like him or Township Rebellion. However Davis is completely obvilious to the crowd as he seems focused on the match. Andy: And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by his manager, "Supersexy" Juan LaFon, from Tupalo, Mississippi, weighing 350 pounds, he is the AICW Television Champion, ELVIS! Dan: And here comes the King! He's dancing his way down the aisle as Juan leads the way, yelling at the fans of course! Dima: And this is the King? Ha! Dan: Elvis climbing to the ring and Stephon T. Davis not even waiting for the bell to ring! He's hammering away on the big man! An Eye Gough by Davis to the Television Champion. Davis sends him to the ropes, and BIG CLOTHESLINE by Davis sends Elvis to the mat! Davis now picking him up and he slaps on an armbar. Elvis trying to get out, but Davis applying more pressure. AND ELVIS JUST BIT DAVIS IN THE FACE! Referee Ryan Gentle now warning Elvis for those "questionable" tactics and Juan is loving it! Dima: That was completely disgusting! Dan: Elvis now with a butt to the midsection, knocking Davis to the mat. He picks him up and irish whip now to the ropes. Elvis comes charging, but DAVIS MOVES, and Elvis hits the turnbuckle HARD! Davis now grabbing the weary champion. He lifts him up and SUPLEX! Nice move by Davis as he goes for the pin,..................one............ two.................kickout by Elvis! Davis picking Elvis up and BODY SLAM! And Davis now laughing at the TV champ as the crowd boos loudly! Dima: Anyone, managed by that wench, Juan, should be laughed at! Dan: Stephon T. Davis now going upstairs. He's on the top ropes. Davis measures up for the flying elbowdrop and NO! Elvis rolls out of the way, and Davis hits the mat hard. Both men are down on the mat now and Elvis is getting to his feet! Elvis picking up Davis and SIDEWALK SLAM! Gentle counts,............................one......... ....................two.............................KICKOUT! The king now moving and grooving! He picks Davis up and POWER BOMB! And Elvis is dancing and having a good ol' time! Dima: And this man is the TV champion? Pathetic! Dan: Elvis pulling Davis up by the hair and a headbutt. Elvis runs to the ropes. He comes bakc and RUNNING FOREARM knocks Davis to the mat! Davis looks likes he's in trouble! Elvis to the ropes and RUNNING SPLASH! That's the move he put Chandler away with! Here's the count................ one............................ two.............................. THREE! NO! Stephon T Davis getting that right shoulder up and Juan LaFon is livid! Dima: He will never win! Why? Because he's an American! Dan: Elvis now picking Davis up. He's setting him up and SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Elvis hooks the leg............one.................two.. .............three! No! Stephon T. Davis once again able to kick out! Elvis can't believe it! He just can't put Davis away! Elvis now going to the outside. He's climbing up. He's going up! He's going all the way to the top ropes! I think he's gonna do a big splash from the top! Elvis leaps off and OH NO! Davis lifting that big leg up and Elvis hits the bottom of Davis' foot hard. And Elvis is bleeding! Davis smiling evilly! I think he had something on the sole of his shoe! Dima: He must be RUSSIAN! Dan: Both men now down on the mat as Ryan Gentle begins to count. One...........Two..............Three............Four............... Five..........Davis starting to stir...........Six........Davis getting to his feet while Elvis is still down...........seven......... eight...........Davis is up! Davis walking over to Elvis. He picks him up and he tosses him through the top ropes! Davis now climbing up. Davis at the top and MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP ROPES and he catchs the champion on the outside! What a move by Stephon T. Davis! We might see a new TV champion tonight! Dima: Anyone would be better than that PATHETIC American King! Dan: Davis now grabbing Elvis and he's setting the bing man up and BOO-YA! A powerbomb right into the steel steps and the TV champion is screaming in agony! Frankie Sarracco yelling at Davis telling him to finish Elvis off, while Ryan Gentle is up to five. Davis removing the protection mat off the floor. Gentle up to six. Davis picking up Elivs and OH MY GOD! Davis just piledrivered Elvis onto the hard concrete and Elvis is busted wide open! Dima: What a whimp! In Russia, our heads are so hard, nothing can make us bleed! Dan: Oh stop it! Davis now rolling the battered Television Champion into the ring. He has a cruel, evil smile on his face! Davis now picking up Elvis and REVERSE NECKBREAKER! I think he's gonna finish him off! Davis setting him up and THE PEDIGREE! It's all over! Ryan Gentle with the count............ One................................. Two.................................. Three! No! Juan Lafon just entered the ring and cracked Davis across the back with Elvis' giutar! Ryan Gentle signling for the bell! This match is over! Andy Burton: The winner of the match, as a result of a disqualification, STEPHON T. DAVIS! Dan: And Davis is livid! He's chasing Juan around the ring, but Juan is too quick for him. She rolls out of the ring and makes her way to the back as Davis and Frankie Sarracco run after her! Davis should be TV champion! Dima: If he were a RUSSIAN, he would have won the match! Dan: What a Saturday Night Heat this has turned out to be. We'll be right back. Stay with us! Dima: Or I will crush you!