DC: OK fans, we're back! It's about time for us to go to the AICW Control Center where Dima Lerminskiy is standing by with some special announcements! Dima, take it away! Dima: Welcome, American capitalist pig fans! Let me show you first, new AICW Magazine! Hah! Looks like a rag to DIMA! Dima: Is available on newsstands everywhere now. You Americans take magazines for granted! In Mother Russia, there are no magazine stands! Dima had to wait on line for magazines, but you never know what you get! Let me show you the power of DIMA by ripping this AICW Magazine in two pieces! Dima: There, now you see that I am all powerful! Anyway, I have news for you! About Saturday Night Heat, coming live from Detroit, Michigan at the Palace of Auburn Hills on October 25th! Here are the matches you will see! Damion Sikes makes his "debut" against Barry, who was once known as "Bandetto"! Then, the Great Salami meets Havoc! Also, "Too Hot" Johnny Vaught debuts against Body Bag. The Perfectly Perfect Duo meeting The Rising Suns! "Outlaw" Scotty Wilson takes on "8 Ball" Vic Garibaldi! In a "No Holds Barred" match, the Crow takes on Mr. Y! And in the main event, a "Falls Count Anywhere" match, Legion meets St. Stephen! Don't miss it....or I will crush you! Dima: Now....let us go live via spy-satellite to Argie Otero in New York City who is standing by with the announcement of the Halloween card. Argie: Okie-dokie! Hello AICW fans, I'm sure you're all wondering what we have in store for you on Halloween, so without any other further ado, here we go! Our special Halloween card will be coming to you live from the RCA Dome in Indianapolis, Indiana on Halloween night! There are still some scattered tickets left, but they're going fast! We encourage all AICW fans to dress up for the occasion! Now, here are the matches we will see. Elvis will make his AICW debut against the formidable Loki. The team of Reign of Terror will take on Mr. Y and "Hot Stuff" Harry Huckleberry. The infamous Martin X willmeet The Spartan. Then, in one of the most anticipated tag matches ever, Nicky De Niro and Blackjack Takahashi will take on Johnny Payne and a partner of his choosing! Now, the AICW Television Title will be decided in a "Run the Gauntlet" match. Prior to the event, the 7 participants I am about to announce will draw numbers. The two wrestlers who draw numbers one and two will face off in a match. The winner will go on to face number three and so on. Now, here are the participants. I have selected the following men: Ice Cold, Johnny Blaze, Legion, St. Stephen, Lance Studd of the Perfectly Perfect Duo, "Swingin'" Chandler Stone, and either Greg Days or Jason Steele from Money and Power. There you have it fans! Don't miss this great card! And wrestlers, don't forget to roleplay for these matches. Good night and enjoy the rest of Monday Night War. DC: Whoa, what an announcement! JL: You gotta get some more excitement in your life Dan. Taking drugs won't hurt either. DC: Well, our next contest will pit Legion against the Shogun of Harlem. Any comments about that one? JL: I'm betting on the big black man. DC: Let's go to Andy Burton. AB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. First, making his way to the ring, accompanied by his manager, Eddie Arcadian, from Harlem, NY, weighing 280lbs, THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM! (Wu-Tang Clan plays throughout the loudspeaker) DC: Well, The Shogun taunting the Cleveland fans as he makes his way to ringside, hearing a chorus of boos. They don't like Mr. Nuff very much! JL: They don't like him enough if you ask me! This man is AWESOME! AB: And his opponent....from CLEVELAND OHIO.....(The fans stand up out of their seats and begin to go wild), weighing in at 260lbs, ladies and gentlemen, here is LEGION!!! (The crowd goes bananas as Legion makes his appearance. He looks around the stadium, pleasantly surprised at the amount of fans he has in Cleveland. He slaps a few hands and makes his way down to ringside) DC: Legion very loved here tonight! JL: Of course! This is Cleveland! They are all psychos here! DC: The Shogun not even waiting for Legion to get into the ring. As Legion climbed in, Shogun with a vicious savate kick, sending Legion over the top ropes. He climbs outside and catches Legion wiht a kick to the head, a kick to the midsection, followed by a LOW BLOW! Legion bends over in pain and the crowd did not like that one bit! They are showering Shogun with boos and Shogun lifting up his hands in the air with triumph! JL: He's laughing! This guy is sick! DC: Shogun rolling Legion under the ropes and climbs back in. He picks him up and executes a backbreaker. Shogun with the pin, 1.............................2...........................KICKOUT BY LEGION! JL: The black karate kid ready to do a number on Mr. Mentalcase tonight! DC: The Shogun picking up Legion off the mat. He sends him to the ropes....Legion ducks the clothesline..........comes back.....AND FLYING BODY PRESS sends the big man to the canvus. Ryan Gentle counts, 1....................................2........................KICKOUT! Legion now biting Shogun in the face, but Eddie Arcadian just pulled Legion to the outside of the ring! JL: Bad move dork! Now Legion's gonna get ya! Ha Ha Ha! DC: Legion now chasing Arcadian around the ring. Shogun recovering and climbing to the outside. He runs behind Legion and sends him crashing into the steel gate with a knee to the back. Referee Ryan Gentle counting and Shogun rolls inside the ring and back outside to start the count over. Ryan Gentle now climbing to the outside trying to get the men to come back inside the ring. The Shogun just ignores him and is now choking Legion against the steel gate. He sends him towards the steel steps,......No REVERSAL BY LEGION, sends The Shogun of Harlem crashing right into the STEEL STEPS! JL: Ouch! That hurts! DC: Shogun clutching his knee and Legion kicks the big man in his knee. Shogun falls to the floor. Legion picking him up and rolling him inside of the ring. Legion inside now, and executes a single-leg takedown and he's working on that hurt knee. But he's too close to the ropes and Eddie Arcadian grabbing Sho's arms and Shogun reaches the ropes. Ryan Gentle didn't see it and is now telling Legion to let go of Shogun. JL: THIS GUY IS BLIND AS A BAT! Aren't the referees required to pass a VISION test to get this job? DC: Legion now picking Shogun up and nice inverted atomic drop! He goes for the pin, 1.......................................................................................2.......................................................................................3! No! Shogun kicks out at the last second! Legion sends him to the ropes and catches him with a beautiful dropkick! He goes for the pin again, 1...............................2......................kickout! Legion now grabbing the legs and he drops the elbow on Sho's knees! I bet that hurt! JL: Shogun screaming in pain and he sure ain't saying "Sho Nuff!" DC: Legion now sets him up and FIGURE-FOUR LEG LOCK! Shogun is already hurt from injuring his knee and this has gotta hurt. Oh No! Look who's standing in the back! JL: St. Stephen! Hallelujah! DC: Legion applying more pressure and The Shogun screaming in pain! Uh Oh! Legion just spoted St. Stephen! Legion going to the outside, but Arcadian with a chair! Boo-Ya! Right across the back of Legion! Referee Ryan Gentle counting out Legion, 1....2.....3....The Shogun is up.....4.....The Shogun going to the outside. He picks Legion up and OH MY GOD! The Shogun of Harlem just dropped Legion on the steel railing and Legion's neck hit the gate! Legion is clutching his neck and gasping for air, and St Stephen is laughing at this! St Stephen going back to the lockeroom and I think that was a setup! JL: Duh! Isn't that obvious you MORON! DC: Shogun rolling Legion back inside the ring and climbs inside. He has him up against the ropes and is choking him! Legion gasping for air and referee Ryan Gentle counting, 1..........2..........3........4....Shogun lets go. And he chokes him again! 1.......2........3........4....Shogun lets go again! Shogun kicks Legion in the groin and Legion falls down! Shogun now taunting him! Shogun: WHO'S THE MASTER, BOY! DC: Shogun setting him up, NO! Legion with an inside cradle! 1.....................2....................Shogun kicks out! The Shogun of Harlem is pissed. He kicks Legion in the stomach and begins to stomp on the back of his head. The Shogun now lifting his hands up in the air and taunting the crowd! Shogun: I AM THE MASTER! DC: The crowd booing loudly and Shogun is loving it! The Shogun picking Legion up and DDT! He puts his foot on Legion's chest for the pin, 1.....................2......................kickout! A very arrogant pin by Shogun might have cost him the match! Shogun now picking up Legion and we know what's coming next! JL: Bach Simba? DC: The Shogun now smiling and symbolizing for that deadly karate chop, BECJ CBAO! The Shogun doing all types of karate kicks and chops in the air and the crowd is booing. There it is! A deadly poke to the neck and Legion is in agony! I think The Shogun is ready to end this! The Shogun setting Legion up and DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER! Legion is hurt and we all know what time it is! JL: Sure ya Right! DC: The Shogun picking Legion up and leaning him against the turnbuckle. Legion is leaning against the ropes and The Shogun knows he's won this match. He taunting the crowd some more! Eddie Arcadian grabbing the mic and throwing it to The Shogun! Shogun: Look at your hero now JIVE FOOL TURKEYS! He's nothing just like your stupid Cleveland Indians are nothing! Because I am The Shogun of Harlem and I am the Master! And now, it's time for SHO NUFF! DC: The Shogun throwing the mic down and getting ready for Sho Nuff! JL: Well do the move already! DC: The Shogun charging at Legion, BUT LEGION MOVES! The Shogun hits the mat hard and Legion is now smiling! JL: The adrenaline rushing like that old bald guy use to do! DC: Legion now hitting Shogun with a series of punches. A left, a right, and a left again. Legion sending Shogun to the ropes and SPINNING HEADSCISSORS! Legion climbing to the second turnbuckle. He jumps off and catches Shogun with a beautiful elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle! He hooks the leg, 1....................2.......... Shogun barely kicking out. Legion picking up Shogun off the mat. He catches him with a kick to the head. He picks him up and bodyslams him to the mat, and Cleveland is going wild! JL: Idiots! DC: Legion now has Shogun in a FULL NELSON! Shogun now screaming in pain and Eddie Arcadian is on the turnbuckle. Ryan Gentle admonshing Arcadian and Legion runs after him and catches him with a FLYING BODY PRESS over the top ropes! The crowd is loving it! Legion climbing back into the ring where the weary Shogun is trying to recover. THERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Legion just slapped The Nightmare on The Shogun of Harlem and Shogun is falling asleep! Ryan Gentle checking him, and HE'S CALLING FOR THE BELL! This match is over! AB: Cleveland, here is your winner.......LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGION! DC: Legion with a very impressive win over The Shogun of Harlem tonight. JL: Only because he had all these morons in Cleveland behind him! DC: We'll be right back with our MAIN EVENT! Stay with us!