Dan: Welcome back once again ladies and gentlemen! "Camel" Joe Banno and the Township Rebellion cannot be too happy about what just happened! I'm sure we'll be hearing more from them later! Marv: Certainly. Knick Man: I hope not! Dan: Up next we've got "Hardcore" Henry Thunder going up against "Crazy" Clay Carter. What's your analysis, Knick Man? Marv: I think that these two rookies will be the front runners for rookie of the year! Knick Man: I've seen this Henry Thunder guy, and he's got some talent! But the EGO! MY GOD! I have never seen a man so concieted in my life! Dan: Let's go to Andy Burton for the introduction! God, I'm glad that Juan LaFon isn't here to pester me! Andy: This next contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the mental institution, weighing 267 pounds, "CRAZY" CLAY CARTER! Dan: Where is this guy? He's not coming down the aisle? Knick Man: Who knows Dan! Maybe he got stuck in traffic! Marv: THERE! Dan: Yup, Marv spotted him! "Crazy" Clay Carter is entering the America West Arena through the crowd! Knick Man: I hope he didn't pay for a ticket! Andy: And his opponent, from Phoenix, Arizona, weighing 277 pounds, "HARDCORE" HENRY THUNDER!!! Dan: These fans are giving him a rousing ovation! That's a little strange for Mr. Thunder, but remember he's in front of the hometown crowd! Knick Man: You should see how the fans treat me in New York! They literally bow down and worship me! Dan: There's the bell! These two are going at it! Both men punching away! Thunder gaining an advantage now! He's pounding away on the back of Clay Carter! Thunder picking him up! He whips him into the ropes and follows it up with a nice clothesline! Good move by Henry Thunder! Marv: Impressive, thus far! Dan: Thunder now picking up Clay Carter! Vertical Suplex by Thunder! He's holding Carter up! He's letting the blood rush down to the head! Knick Man: He's gonna drop him THE HARD WAY! Dan: BOO-YAA!! Thunder brings him down! Great display of strength by Thunder! Thunder now picking up Clay Carter again, this time placing Carter on his shoulders! He's going for a running powerslam, but OH, Carter pushes off and sends Henry Thunder into the corner! Carter now picking up Thunder and he nails him with a powerslam of his own! Marv: YES! Knick Man: Calm down Marv! We aren't in the hotel room man! Dan: Carter now picking up Thunder once again and he plants him with a piledriver! He covers him! ONE......TWO........................... NO! Thunder kicks out, but Carter blaming Ryan Gentle for a slow count! Carter now going to the top! He's going to try and nail Henry Thunder with a flying headbutt! Clay Carter has a steel plate in his forehead! If he hits this, it's over! Knick Man: Why am I NOT surprised? Dan: NO!! Thunder rolls out of the way! Clay Carter is knocked out cold! He brings Carter to his feet and picks him up for the HARDCORE TORTURE RACK!! Gentle asking and.. Marv: YES! Dan: Carter gives it up! Andy: The winner of this match, at a time of 4 minutes and 22 seconds, "HARDCORE" HENRY THUNDER!!! Dan: Impressive win before the hometown fans for this young man, but he doesn't seem to care about that! Marv: That's strange. In all my years as a broadcaster, I have never, ever seen a hometown team reject its fans! Knick Man: Welcome to the world of WRESTLING, Marv! Dan: Well, our next contest is about to get started, lets go to Andy once again! Andy: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. First, making his way down to the ring, from New York City, weighing 265 pounds, here is "THE MASTER OF PAIN", MR. X! Dan: And Mr. X coming down the aisle! The fans are booing loudly but he's paying no attention! Marv: He would make a great clutch free-throw shooter! Knick Man: I guess you don't know Mr X, Marv! Andy: And his opponent, from Parts Unknown, weighing 280 pounds, here is, THE GREAT SALAMI!!! Dan: And here comes the Salami! The fans really like this guy! Wait a minute! Look behind the Great Salami! I..I think that's Joe Banno and Vic Garibaldi! They're brawling out of the locker room! Something must've went down earlier that we didn't see! OH NO! They've ripped the curtain down! Joe Banno is choking out Vic Garibaldi with a steel pole! This is crazy! Security again trying to break this up, but they're gonna brawl into the back! The Salami, meanwhile, is walking calmly to the ring and HERE COMES MR. X! X running towards Salami and BOO-YAA! A powerful clothesline sends our fine Salami friend to the mat! Marv: Nice. Knick Man: Mr X just made some Salami sandwiches right there! Dan: Referee Thripaq Nguyen counting and Mr. X rolling Salami into the ring. Mr. X stomping on the great one! X picking him up and nice German suplex! X goes for the pin! ONE.........TWO.....kickout by the Salami! Mr. X complaining about the slow count and the Salami with the rollup! ONE.......TWO.........THREE! NO!! Mr. X barely able to kickout of that one and he is furious! Both men to their feet and Mr. X with a poke to the eyes of Salami! He grabs his head and DDT! Nice move by Mr. X! Marv: This is a great one! Knick Man: You really need to get out more Marv! Dan: Mr. X picking up Salami and he sends him to the ropes! He puts his head down and Salami makes him pay for it with a superkick right to the kisser! Salami with an eye gouge! He picks up Mr. X and Salami chop! Marv: OH! Dan: And another! Marv: EE-GOD! Dan: And another! Marv: YES! Knick Man: Dan, get some cold water for this guy! QUICK! Dan: Salami now picking up Mr. X and a body slam! He hooks the leg! ONE...........TWO..............X kicks out! Salami getting up and he's going to the top ropes! Mr. X recovering as well! Salami off the ropes and flying missle drop kick! Great high risk move by the Salami! Salami with the pin again....ONE.........TWO.......NO! Salami picking Mr. X up and he sends him to the ropes! X comes back and Salami catches him the THE SALAMI! A powerful boot to the forehead and Salami with the pin......ONE................TWO.................THREE!!! The Salami wins! Andy: Your winner, at a time of 7 minutes and 43 seconds, THE GREAT SALAMI!!! Dan: Impressive win for Salami! Marv: YES! Knick Man: The Salami Man won? Mr X must really be pathetic! Dan: Wait just a minute, we're receiving word that something is going on back in the locker room! Marv: Dan, I've been in the sporting business for years and nothing EVER happens in the locker room. Dan: Let's take a look! Dan: OH MY! What is this? Banno and Garibaldi going at it! Banno now picking up a suitcase and he nails him with it! Vic falls to the floor! Banno stomping away! Vic now grabbing Banno's legs! Vic sweeps Joe off his feet! Vic now standing up and he slingshots Joe Banno into the wall!! What a brawl we've got going! Knick Man: This is cool! This is better then the matches we just seen tonight! Dan: Vic now grabbing a chair and he cracks Banno across the back with it! BOO-YAA!! Security has just arrived on the scene and they're trying to break these guys up yet again! It gets harder every time! They're now dragging Vic Garibaldi into a room! They've locked the door as we can hear Vic pounding away on the door! Now they're doing to same to Banno! Both men being put away! There are surveillance cameras in both rooms! There you see both men in a split screen! Both men destroying those rooms! Knick Man: I get the feeling that these two guys aren't the best of friends! Dan: We've got to take a break, but when we return, we'll have an interview with the AICW World Champion "The Demon" Kyle Bane! Stay with us!