Dan: And were back!  Now, over the break, besides the brawl between 
Joe Banno and Vic Garibaldi getting broken up, something else 
extraordinary happened!  Wait until you hear who will replace Juan
LaFon tonight at the broadcast booth!  Marv, he's a good friend of 
yours!

Marv: Yes...John Williams is a long-time friend!

Dan: His name is John Williams, better known around the world as THE 
KNICK MAN!

<"Go NY Go NY Go" starts pumping over the sound system.  The Knick Man 
comes out wearing a Knick Man Championship suit.  The crowd gives him 
a mixed reaction because we are in Phoenix and most people there are 
Suns fans.>

Dan: Welcome to Saturday Night Heat!

Knick Man:  The pleasure's all your's Danny Boy!  You should be honored to
have a wrestling World Champion such as myself in your presence!

Marv: Long time no see!

Knick Man:  Hey Marv!  My main man!

Dan: Up next we'll see Mr. Lover Man take on "The Ruler" Luis Valdez 
Jr.!  What are your thoughts on this match, Knick Man?

Knick Man:  Shabba Ranks is going to be here tonight?  Man I love the
AICW!

Dan: Well, lets go to Andy Burton!

Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest is scheduled for one 
fall!  Introducing first, led to the ring by Mr. Spectacular, from 
Newark, New Jersey, weighing 277 pounds, "THE RULER" LUIS VALDEZ JR.!

Dan: This man has an incredible story behind him!  He was raised from 
the ghetto and went on to attend Harvard University!  He's a little 
bit more than proud of his accomplishments!  You can relate to him in 
some way can you not, Knick Man?

Knick Man:  Yes I can!  I was also raised in the Ghetto and I attended
Georgetown University when I graduated High School at the age of 14!
God, I am great!  Don't you all wish you can be like me?

Marv: Quite the arrogant one isn't he?  He reminds me of Allan Iverson!

Dan: Who?  These fans are chanting "Loser Louie"!  That's not making 
him too happy!  He's ranting and raving in Spanish!  I don't think 
that anyone can understand him!  

Andy: And his opponent, from Miami Beach, Florida, weighing 245 pounds,
MR. LOVER MAN!!!

Dan: Look at the way he's teasing the crowd!  The women love this guy!

Marv: It's times like these that I wish I looked like that.

Knick Man:  (singing)  Mr Lover Man!  Shabba!  Mr Lover Man!  Shabba!

Mr. Lover Man: <To the crowd. Overheard through the camera.> TOUCH IT!

Dan: Mr. Lover Man seems very confident!

<DING DING DING>

Dan: This match is underway!  They lock up in the middle of the ring!
Both men great wrestlers!

Knick Man:  They might be great wrestlers!  But there's only one man
that's THE GREATEST WRESTLER, and that's THE KNICK MAN!

Dan: Valdez, the bigger of the two, pushes Mr. Lover Man back against 
the ropes.  James Roma calls for a clean break and he gets it..OH!  
Valdez with a thumb to the eyes and a choice gesture for James Roma!
Valdez now pulling Mr. Lover Man away from the ropes and he gives him 
fisherman suplex!  Nicely executed!  Valdez picking Mr. Lover Man off 
the mat and now he plants him with a body slam!  Valdez for the cover!
ONE.........TWO............NO!  Mr. Lover Man kicks out!

Marv: I most certainly thought he was finished!

Knick Man:  That's why we don't pay you to think Marv!

Dan: You're not going to put Mr. Lover Man away that easily!  Valdez 
is getting in James Roma's face!  He's complaining about a slow count!
Wait!  From behind, Mr. Lover Man with the inside cradle!  ONE.....TWO
....THR..NO!  Valdez kicks out and he's irate!  Valdez with a 
roundhouse right, but Mr. Lover Man ducks!  Mr. Lover Man grabs 
Valdez and BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!  Mr. Lover Man going to the top!  
MOONSAULT by Mr. Lover Man!  He covers Valdez!  ONE.....TWO...........
NO!  Valdez is still in this!  Mr. Lover Man not wasting any time in 
setting up Valdez for a PILEDRIVER!  Well executed!  Mr. Lover Man is 
going for it!  

Marv: Lover Man drop!  YES!

Knick Man:  You're really enjoying yourself aren't you Marv?

Dan: Nice reverse neckbreaker!  ONE........TWO........................
THREE!!!

Andy: The winner of this contest, at a time of 5 minutes and 1 second, 
MR. LOVER MAN!

Dan: Impressive win by Mr. Lover Man!  

Marv: But...he's not a champion!  We'll see how he does come playoff 
time!

Dan: ..uh...ok..

Knick Man:  He was alright!  But he's no Knick Man, that's for sure!

Dan: Mr. Lover Man is still celebrating at ringside and OH!  The lights 
just went out!

Marv: It must be a power failure!

Knick Man:  GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY POCKET MARV!

<"Township Rebellion" by Rage Against the Machine begins to blast 
through the speaker.>

Marv: What is this?  What is going on?

<Green lights turn on in the entrance way to the ring.>

Dan: Who is that?...Wait a second...thats the Godfather!

<The Godfather is standing in the entrance way dressed in a grey tux,
with a cigar in his mouth.>

Knick Man: What is that old man doing coming to the ring listening to
this music...So where are the other two losers that accompany the
Godfather everywhere he goes?

Dan: There is Frankie Sarracco and "Camel" Joe Banno!

<The crowd is quiet as Banno, dressed in a black suit with pin-stripes,
Sarracco, dressed in a white tux with a red hankerchiff in the front
pocket and the Godfather make their way to the ring.>

Marv: I really dont understand what is going on here.

Dan: Well, Banno, Sarracco, and the Godfather are now in the ring.
Maybe we can find out what this is all about.  OH NO!  Banno just 
grabbed the microphone from Andy Burton and threw him out of the ring!
Listen to this crowd, they are completely silent!  I don't think 
anybody knows what to think of all this.  We haven't seen anything like 
this from Banno and his crew.  

"Camel" Joe Banno: Alright, stop the music. 

<The music cuts off and the crowd gets a little noisy.>

"Camel" Joe Banno: Apocalypse '97...Vic Garibaldi...you are one lucky 
muther fuc...lets just say you're lucky I didnt get a hold of you 
earlier in the match.  I had to waste my time with De Niro.  Speaking 
of you Nicky, you better thank god you left the ring before I got my 
second wind...cause I would have kicked your ass.  <The crowd is half 
and half.  People are booing and people are cheering...there is 
tension in the crowd)  I am the people's champion.  Like I said 
before...I am the one you all come to see aren't I <Banno looks to the 
crowd with his arms at his side and points to himself with a giant 
grin on his face. The crowd has a split reaction once again.>  Kyle
Bane...the AICW champion.  Come on...the champion is a man whom from
what I see...considers himself the devil.  That is original man.  I am 
the true champion in the AICW.  I may not have a belt around my 
waist...but I am pound for pound the man here in the AICW.  <once 
again there is a mixed reaction from the crowd.>

Knick Man: Who does this guy think he is?

"Camel" Joe Banno: Now, for an announcement that will change the face
of the AICW, and the entire wrestling biz!

Marv: What is this crap?!  Do you have any idea what Banno is talking 
about?!

Dan: Haven't got a clue.  I just wish he would get this over with!

"Camel" Joe Banno: <Points to the ring entrance area as "Township 
Rebellion" by Rage Against the Machine begins to play throughout the 
arena once again.>  Here they are, the two men I have recruited to 
join me, Frankie and the Godfather...

Dan: Two men joining Banno?!  What's going on?!  What is this guy
trying to do?!

"Camel" Joe Banno: These two men are going to help me take over the 
AICW...here they are...Stephon T. Davis...and Mr. Loverman!

Dan: Stephon T. Davis!!!!...This is a surprise!

Marv: I cannot believe this.  

Dan: STD and who is that...Oh my god that's the man we just saw in 
action, Mr. Lover Man!  I heard rumors about Banno recruiting Mr. 
Loverman and I guess they were true!  Listen to this crowd...they don't 
know how to react!

<STD dressed in black jeans, a white t-shirt, and a black leather 
jacket with STD written in red on the back and Mr. Loverman wearing a 
red robe with Loverman written in black and a bunch of black hearts all 
over it, make their way to the ring.>

"Camel" Joe Banno: This is too much.  We are the "Township Rebellion"!  
And we are taking over the AICW.  <Banno begins to laugh as the crowd 
begins to boo.>

Marv: That's more like it, the crowd should be against Banno, he is a 
low life scumbag! 

"Camel" Joe Banno: Alright baby, come here Stephon...I know you have a 
lot on your mind...you now have center stage!

<Banno hands the mic to STD as the crowd boos and begins to throw cups,
signs and anything alse they can get their hands on.>

Stephon T. Davis: Township Rebellion...how sweet it is.  "Camel" Joe
here has come to me with an offer I couldn't refuse.  A chance to take 
over the AICW.  A chance to inflict pain on everyone and everything and 
not have to do it all by myself.  There are a couple of things I have to 
get off my chest...STD...not a motor-oil as most of you have thought....
......How about a DISEASE.  I'm a virus that everyone here in the AICW 
will catch.
   
Dan: That is twisted man!  This is one fellow that is truly demented!

STD: I was robbed of the World title.  I took such a beating and held
my own the entire time.  It was two on one my entire time in the ladder
match.  It will never happen again.  The Township Rebellion is here, 
and we are going to do a lot of damage to anyone or anything that gets 
in our way!

<The crowd begins to chant "@$$hole....@$$hole" as STD hands the mic
back to Banno.>

Dan: This crowd seems to have a lot of hatred towards STD.

Marv: Wouldn't you?  The man has serious problems.  He is not all 
there!

"Camel" Joe Banno: Oh STD, you are the man...you are the man.  <Turns 
to Mr. Loverman, points to him and looks out to the crowd and speaks.>  
Ladies love him...men want to be him...he is the world's sexiest man 
and the greatest lover......not to mention one of the greatest 
wrestlers in the history of the sport....Mr. Loverman.

Mr. Loverman: Arizona...So many beautiful, tan ladies out here.   But
look at me.  I am sexy...I'm the one getting all the attention...ladies 
am I sexy or what.  <ML unbuttons his robe and slides it off his back 
as screams can be heard and flashes from cameras can be seen throughout 
the arena.>

Knick Man: This is sick...go to a break or something!

<ML is pointing toward his privates with a cocky grin on his face.>

ML: I am so happy that "Camel" Joe invited me here to the AICW.  Even
though it takes away most of the time I used to spend with my girl
friend...s.....its okay...I need to go out and beat some ass every once
in a while.  Township Rebellion, the most entertaining, the most
athletic...the most sexy organization in wrestling today.  I am now 
the main attraction here in the AICW...Township Rebellion is now the 
main attraction.   Look at me.....how could I possibly loose.  My first 
victim...ha...(The entire Township Rebellion begins to laugh.)  "The 
Ruler"....(begins to laugh)...hold on...sorry..."The Ruler" Luis Valdez.  
Now Nicky DeNiro...you little <beep>.  You have been sticking your 
little nose...or shall I say big ass nose in Banno's business.  No more, 
your time has come.  That reminds me...I think it was the last Saturday 
Night Heat..."Camel" Joe Banno challenged you to a loser leaves town 
match...we never heard...I don't think anyone heard your response.  
Personally, I think you're just a big <beep>.  <The crowd begins to 
laugh.>

Dan: That's too much.  Cut him off!

Knick Man: He does have a point, De Niro never accepted nor declined.

ML: Oh well Nicky, its too late...you messed with the wrong group of
guys.  It's over baby.  Well my time is up here.  Am I not the sexiest 
man all of you ladies have ever laid your eyes on.  I am <the guys in 
the crowd are booing while the ladies are going nuts.>  Aren't I lovely?

"Camel" Joe Banno: I told you all that I had a change of heart.  That 
I was sick of all the <beep> that has happened to me in such a short 
time here in the AICW.  Well, it had to come down to somethin...and 
here it is...<Banno drops the mic as "Township Rebellion" blasts through 
the arena as the five men exit the ring and head back to the dressing 
room as the crowd tosses everything they can get their hands on at the 
them.>

Dan: I still cant get over this threesome..."Camel" Joe Banno, Stephon 
T. Davis and Mr. Loverman...not to mention The Godfather and Frankie
Sarracco.  Township Rebellion is definitally going to do some damage
here in the AICW!

Marv: YES!

Dan: Banno following his crew into the curtain!  He's certainly got 
himself a great collection of...OH!  OH MY!  Vic Garibaldi was waiting 
in the shadows!  He snuffed Joe Banno just as he was about to walk 
into the dressing room!  He's choking him out with a rope!  None of 
the other members of the Township Rebellion realize it!  Vic stomping 
away!  Now Vic is gone into the crowd!  Banno is out...and the other 
members of the Township Rebellion just walked back out through the 
curtain to see their fallen leader!  We've got to take another 
commercial break!  We'll be back with "Hardcore" Henry Thunder against 
"Crazy" Clay Carter!  Stay with us!