DC: Well, we're back...and, folks at home, consider yourself fortunate, because during the entire commercial break, we were subjected to still MORE of this incessant...this whole... Mr. Y: ...and then there's this other guy... JL: AAAAHHHHHHH!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOOOOOOORE!!! DC: Ladies and gentlemen, Juan LaFon echoing the sentiments of many of us here...and she has just gotten up and left! Mr. Y: Yeah, Money and Power! Those Power and Money guys, they suck! I'll beat them both single-handedly! Greg Steele and Jason Days! Jason Days? The rest of his days will be miserable, when I get done kicking his butt! He will bow down to his MASTER! Yeah, he will! And then there's Greg Steele! I'll "steele" his dignity when I kick his BUTT! Yeah, I'll kick his butt! DC: And here come Money and Power, with Erotic Erin leading them! Mr. Y: You know, I've HAD IT! I SHALL DRIVE WITHOUT A LICENSE, WITHOUT CLOTHING, WITHOUT DIRECTION, AND IF I MAKE IT TO LOUISIANA, FINE, AND IF I'M RUNNING LATE, IF I'M RUNNING A NUMBERS GAME, IT DOESN'T MATTER, I SHALL KEEP ON RUNNING, BECAUSE A BODY IN MOTION TENDS TO STAY EMOTIONAL, AND IT'S BETTER TO FEEL! PAIN IS BETTER THAN EMPTINESS, EMPTINESS IS BETTER THAN NOTHING, AND NOTHING IS BETTER THAN THIS! DC: And here comes Money and Power! They catch Mr. Y in the GOLD RUSH! This is the move often referred to as the "Total Elimination!" Mr. Y rolling out of the ring, and now the crowd going wild! The noise is deafening! Mr. Y is outta here! And FINALLY we can get on with our show! Dima: The ratings just shot through the roof, because DIMA is here! DC: Why me? The Reign of Terror are in the ring and we have a four way brawl! The bell rings and all four men are punching away at each other! Jason Steele throws Armageddon over the top rope and to the floor! Jason now leaps over the top and connects with a PLANCHA!! Armageddon is out on the floor! Meanwhile, in the ring, Greg Days has gotten the better of Abomination! He gives him a kick to the midsection and locks him in for a POWER BOMB!! These guys are AWESOME! Dima: You wish. A Russian team would be better any day of the week. DC: Jason Steele is back to the corner now, but Armageddon is just now getting to his feet. Greg Days picks up Abomination and slaps on the DDT! Abomination is getting destroyed! Days is not letting up. He picks up Abomination and slams him hard to the mat! Days now tags in Steele. Armageddon is back on the apron now. Steele comes in and sends Abomination back down to the mat with a dropkick! Steele lets Abomination get back to his corner to tag in Armageddon. Armageddon comes in and Steele nails him with an elbow smash to the forehead! He whips Armageddon to the other corner and Days was waiting and he planted a big boot to the face of Armageddon! Armageddon slowly gets to his feet but Steele picks him up and executes a nice bodyslam. Steele wastes no time in picking up Armageddon and he hooks him in for a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! Dima: Pathetic. DC: Steele now tags in Days. They pick up Armageddon and nail him with the GOLD RUSH!!! Steele prevents Abomination from coming in to the ring while Days covers him! ONE......TWO...........THREE!!! AB: Your winners at a time of 3 minutes and 19 seconds, MONEY AND POWER!!! DC: These guys most certainly are one of the favorites to win the tag titles here in the AICW!!! Dima: They are lucky that a RUSSIAN team is not here in the AICW!!! DC: Lets go to the AICW control center, where our colleague Reba Kola is standing by with the news! Take it away, Reba! Reba: OH! Are we on? Cameraman: Yes. Reba: Oh, goodie! Thank you Dan! I'm Reba Kola and I'm here to tell you fans that the AICW will be live at the Pittsburgh Civic Arena in Pittsburgh this Friday the 17th!!!! Isn't that cool! You can see the AICW LIVE in your hometown! That's just, like, so cool! I remember when I was a kid and my daddy would take me to see wrestling live! That was just so cool! I mean, like, the excitement and the action.. Cameraman: Just tell them the matches! Reba: Oh yeah, the matches. Well you'll see Ice Cold against Johnny Blaze, The Egyptian Magician versus "Swingin'" Chandler Stone in a rematch! Also, you'll see El Aguila Negro against Scorpio in what should be a very cool match! St. Stephen faces off against The Great Salami while The Nubian Warriors face the new-comers, Shamrocks and Shenanigans! "Hot Stuff" Harry Huckleberry meets Jay "The Hawk" Harjo! And that Blackjack Takahashi will be up against the Rancid Kid! And in the main event, Johnny Payne faces Nicky De Niro!!! It should be great! It should be cool! It should be action packed! I'm so EXCITED!!! I'm like so...I can't even describe it! Cameraman: What about the next Monday Night War card? Reba: Oh yeah, Monday Night War. Next week on the the 20th, we'll see the debut of Hi-Lo! Blackjack Takahashi meets "Swingin'" Chandler Stone, Mr. Y will be in action, The Shogun of Harlem faces Legion, and in the main event, "Golden Boy" Johnny Smith meets "Camel" Joe Banno! It should be... Cameraman: That's all we have time for Ms. Kola. We have to go back to Dan. Reba: Oh! Bye! DC: Ladies and gentlemen we're back! Let's go to Andy Burton for the introduction of our next match! AB: This match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Parts Unknown, weighing 220 pounds, SCORPIO! DC: We've heard that this Scorpio has no regard for his body! Dima: Who told you that? DC: Someone you don't know! AB: And his opponent, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing 260 pounds, LEGION!!! DC: Here comes Legion! He's one of the best in the AICW and definitely should be in title contention! He's got business with Scorpio here tonight and then Saint Stephen with whom he had an INCREDIBLE match last week! This one should be a doozy as well! Dima: What is this...doozy? DC: Nothing. The two men lock up and Legion slaps on a side headlock. Legion an excellent technical wrestler. Scorpio shoves Legion off and into the ropes, Legion comes back and floors Scorpio with a shoulderblock. Scorpio back up and Legion into the ropes again, Legion comes back and Scorpio with a hiptoss. Scorpio quick to slap on a chinlock. Legion is up and he gives him an elbow to the midsection. Legion grabs Scorpio by the arm and gives him an armdrag takedown. Scorpio comes back but is met by an elbow. Legion grabs Scorpio and places him on the top turnbuckle. He locks him in for a superplex, well executed! Dima: When will we see a Russian wrestler? DC: Maybe never. Legion is certainly impressive. Legion picks him up off the mat and executes a bodyslam. Wait a minute, Saint Stephen is coming down to ringside. Legion and Saint Stephen lock eyes! Legion is trying to ignore him! Legion is now slapping Scorpio in the Nightmare! Scorpio is passing out. Ryan Gentle calls for the bell! AB: The winner of this match, LEGION!!! DC: Saint Stephen is standing outside the ring, he's motioning for Legion to go after him! Here comes Legion! He leaps over the top and on to Saint Stephen with a FLYING BODY PRESS!!! These two are crazy! They're punching away at each other! Rolling around on the ground! Security is coming to separate these two but they're fighting all the way to the dressing room! These two will have their day, and when they do, it'll be a falls count anywhere match! Dima: So what! No Russians, no brutality! DC: Well, our main event should be excellent! Johnny Payne against Nicky De Niro! Both men have other fueds to worry about. Payne with Blackjack Takahashi and De Niro with Joe Banno! These two men should have an incredible match! Keep in mind that Thripaq Nguyen will be the referee for this match. He's known to be quite lenient, so I wouldn't be surprised to see someone try to interfere in this match. Let's go to Andy Burton. AB: This is the main event of the evening and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first... <"God Moving Over the Face of the Waters" by Moby plays over the sound system.> AB: From New York City, weighing 238 pounds, NICKY DE NIRO! DC: Here comes Nicky De Niro! This is the first time we're seeing him in action! He's giving mean looks to the fans even though some are cheering for him. Wait...Juan LaFon is coming back for this match! JL: Is that Mr. Y guy finished? DC: Thank God! AB: And his opponent, led to the ring by Alexandra Payne, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing 285 pounds, JOHNNY PAYNE!!! DC: Listen to these fans! This crowd is erupting for Johnny Payne! And he's loving it! JL: So what did I miss? DC: Its all on tape somewhere Juan. This crowd is pumped for this match! De Niro and Payne are staring each other down in the ring! There's the bell, but both men are still in their corners! Here we go! JL: We're not going anywhere! DC: They lock up! Payne pushes De Niro back to the corner. Nguyen calls for a break and they do, but De Niro sneaks in a thumb to the eye! De Niro with a kick to the midsection followed by a roundhouse right! De Niro unleashing a flurry of fists now all over Johnny Payne! The crowd is going WILD! JL: I think they want these guys to kill each other! DC: De Niro's got the edge right now! He's stomping on Johnny Payne in the corner! Payne rolls out of the ring to safety, but he's down on one knee and a little shook up! De Niro is brutal! De Niro goes to the ropes and leaps over the top with a plancha! Both men down on the floor but De Niro on top and punching away at Johnny Payne! HERE COMES ALEXANDRA!!! She grabs De Niro by the hair and is trying to pull him off of Johnny! De Niro getting off, but he turns around and backhands Alexandra!!!! She just went sprawling all over the floor! Nguyen is on the outside of the ring barely trying to restore order! He should be inside counting! De Niro is climbing onto the apron and it looks like he may be looking to do more damage to the fallen Alexandra! Oh-no! He leaps off...PAYNE GRABS DE NIRO'S FEET and De Niro lands face first on the concrete!! Payne now putting the boots to De Niro! He's like a rabid animal!! JL: Yeah, frothin' at the mouth! DC: Payne is stomping away! But he should be watching his back! Blackjack Takahashi has come through the crowd! He's got a chair! He brings it down across Payne's back! Nguyen doesn't care!!!! Takahashi is stomping away! De Niro is getting to his feet! Both De Niro and Takahashi are pounding away on Johnny Payne! They just gave each other a high-five! They must be in cahoots! We have to take a break! Stay with us!