AICW MONDAY NIGHT WAR; October 13, 1997; Fleet Center, Boston, MA

<The AICW cameras give a view of the sold-out Fleet Center.  The house
lights are still on and the crowd is getting restless. Without warning,
the lights go out and the crowd goes wild as "Thus Spake Zarathustra"
begins blaring over the sound system. The AICW logo appears on the video
screen with the words "We rule the e-wrestling world, and you
know it!"  The Monday Night War opening sequence rolls on t.v. and when
we come back fireworks aplenty explode throughout the arena.  Many of
the fans are holding up signs such as "Johnny Smith:  Next AICW World
Champion", "I love Swingin' Chandler Stone" "Black Power, Baby!" and
"What Up Wit' That" to name a few.  When the lights come back up and the
music stops playing, AICW Ring Announcer Andy Burton is standing in the
middle of the ring.  He has on a black suit with a bowtie.

Andy Burton:  ARE YOU READY BOSTON???

<The crowd responds with a resounding YEAHHHHHH!!!>

Andy Burton:  Welcome to AICW Monday Night War!!!  Now please give a
warm welcome for Dan "The Man" Chan and "Supersexy" Who-On LaFon!!!

<The crowd goes wild as Dan Chan and Juan LaFon make their way to the
ringside.  Someone starts a chant of "Juan, Juan" and the chant quickly
picks up.>

Juan LaFon:  My name is WHO-ON you morons!!!

Dan Chan:  See, they like you Juan!

Juan LaFon:  Shut up, Dan!

Dan Chan:  We have a great card for you tonight!!!  In our main event
Johnny Payne will be taking on the Crimemobster Nicky De Niro!  We got
Johnny Smith in action, Money and Power is in the house, and much much
more!  Let's get started!!!

<DING DING DING>

Andy Burton:  Our opening contest is scheduled for one fall.  About to
enter the ring from El Paso, weighing 250lbs, here is BANDETTO!!!

Dan Chan:  Well, Bandetto making his way down to ringside.  This is his
debut match in the AICW, and I hear he can wrestle!

Juan LaFon:  Yeah, well I think you need to get your hearing checked!

Andy Burton:  And his opponent, accompanied by his manager, Paul
"BloodBath" Robinson, from Detriot, Michigan, weighing 300lbs, THE
SPARTAN!!!

Dan Chan:  The Spartan also making his debut match and he does not like
The Golden Boy Johnny Smith!!!

Juan LaFon:  Who does?

Dan Chan:  The Spartan trying to pump the crowd up, but I don't think
this crowd can get any louder than it is already!  It's sold out here in
The Fleet Center!

Juan LaFon:  Of course, because they are here to see me!!!

Dan Chan:  I doubt that!  Anyway, The Spartan has entered the ring
and...

<DING DING DING>

Dan Chan:  The match has started.  Bandetto and The Spartan are now
staring each other down.  Bandetto is overmatched by at least 50
pounds!  Well Bandetto just gave The Spartan a chop, but The Spartan
just stands there!  Bandetto with another chop and The Spartan is
laughing at him.  Bandetto tries again, and The Spartan grabbing his
arm, and BOO-YA, a powerful short clothesline sends Bandetto to the
floor.

Juan LaFon:  What a moron!!!  How is he going to try and chop a big man
like that down to size?

Dan Chan:  The Spartan now stomping away on Bandetto.  He picks him up
and sends him to the ropes.  He tries for the clothesline, but Bandetto
ducks.  Bandetto comes back and catches the big man with a clothesline
of his own, sending the big man to the mat.

Juan LaFon:  This is why I don't like to watch rookies wrestle.  They
are so DUMB!!!

Dan Chan:  Bandetto now stomping away on The Spartan, returning the
favor.  Bandetto picking up the big man and body slams him to the mat.
Bandetto now drops an elbow on the big man and The Spartan is hurt.

Juan LaFon:  What a loser!!!

Dan Chan:  Bandetto now climbing the top ropes.  He goes all the way to
the top and goes for the flying leg drop, but NOOO!!!  The Spartan
lifting his leg up and catches Bandetto in a very painful area!!!

Juan LaFon:  Ha Ha Ha!!!  He'll be singing soprano now!

Dan Chan:  Bandetto writhing on the floor in pain and The Spartan now
going to work.  The Spartan to the ropes and drops the big leg! The
Spartan now picking him up and PILEDRIVER, BRUTAL!!!  The Spartan
hooking the leg, 1, 2, NOOO!  Bandetto kicking out.

Juan LaFon:  Slow count by referee Thripaq Nguyen!

Dan Chan:  I think so too!  The Spartan now picking up Bandetto and
SUPLEX!!!  Spartan now picking up Bandetto and sending him to the
ropes.  He runs towards him and BOO-YA!!!  Catches him with a powerful
crush, squashing him.  The Spartan now pumping up the crowd!

Juan LaFon:  Just cover him you idiot!

Dan Chan:  The Spartan going for the pin, 1, 2, KICKOUT by Bandetto.
Thripaq's counts are kinda slow today!  Well Bandetto is lying on the
mat.  The Spartan running to the ropes and executes THE MAT SPLASH!!!

Juan LaFon:  This match is over!

Dan Chan:  The Spartan with the pin, 1, 2, 3, it's over!!!

<DING DING DING>

Andy Burton:  The winner of the match, at the time of 4 minutes and 25
seconds, THE SPARTAN!!!

Dan Chan:  The Spartan with an impressive win tonight on War!!!

Juan LaFon:  That wasn't impressive.  His opponent was just pathetic!!!!

Dan Chan:  The Spartan getting his first victory tonight on War! Perhaps
we'll be seeing more of this young superstar!

Juan LaFon:  I hope not!

Dan Chan:  Now let's get to our next matchup, some tag team action!

<DING, DING, DING>

Andy Burton:  The following matchup is a tag-team matchup scheduled for
one fall.  First, making their way to the ring, from South Central, Los
Angeles, at a combined weight of 549lbs.  The team of The Rascal, and
"Outlaw" Scotty Wilson, THE BLOOD BROTHERZ!

Dan Chan:  The crowd is booing as The Blood Brotherz make their way to
the ring.

Andy Burton:  And their opponents, accompanied by Mr Fujisaki, from
Tokyo and Herioshima, Japan, at a total combined weight of 460lbs, the
team of Hediki Chono and Brandon Hirosaki, THE RISING SUNS!!!

Dan Chan:  Mr Fujisaki leads the way as the crowd applauds The Rising
Suns.

Juan LaFon:  Why?  These guys are losers!  They got wiped out last
Monday Night, and they will probably get wiped out again!

Dan Chan:  Give them a chance Juan, I think they are excellent
wrestlers.

Juan LaFon:  That's why we don't pay you to think, Dan!  I'm the color
commentator, so I'm the one that does the thinking.  You just call the
stinking match, Mr Play-By-Play man!

Dan Chan:  Fine!  Well, it looks like The Rascal and Hediki Chono are
going to start things off.  The Rascal living up to his name, by not
even waiting until the bell has sounded.  He charges at Hediki and
catches him with a vicious SAVATE KICK.

Juan LaFon:  Now that's smart wrestling!  Attacking the man from behind!

Dan Chan:  The Rascal now stomping away on the falling Hediki.  But
what's this?  Mr Fujisaki making his presence known by tripping Hediki
and referee Ryan Gentle now warning Fujisaki.

Juan LaFon:  Would you watch the stupid match, idiot!  He probably can't
even see out of those thick bi-focal glasses!

Dan Chan:  While Ryan talks with Mr Fujisaki, Hediki makes the tag and
now Hirosaki is beating away on The Rascal.  He picks him up and
executes a beautiful standing dropkick.  Ryan Gentles turns around just
in time to make the cover, 1...2...3!  No, The Outlaw
kicking out at the last moment.

Juan LaFon:  If that idiot was paying attention, this match would be
over by now.

Dan Chan:  Brandon now upset.  He picks up The Rascal and body slams him
to the mat.  Hiroosaki now picking up The Rascal and putting an
ARMLOCK/HAMMERLOCK SUBMISSION on him!!!  Hirosaki doing the right thing
by wearing down the opponent.

Juan LaFon:  That opponent was worn down when he first step foot in the
ring.

Dan Chan:  The Rascal not giving up and Brandon releasing the hold. He
sends him to the ropes and charges, but THE RASCAL DUCKS!  Hirosaki goes
crashing into the ringpost and that gives The Rascal time to recover!

Juan LaFon:  What a moron!

Dan Chan:  Who?

Juan LaFon:  ALL 4 OF THEM!

Dan Chan:  Anyway, The Rascal now tagging in the big man, "Outlaw"
Scotty Wilson.  Brandon trying to make the tag, but Wilson catches him.
Wilson throwing a punch, and Hirosaki counters.  Wilson throws another
punch, and Hirosaki counters again.  Wilson, not wasting any more time
takes a cheap shot by kneeeing Hirosaki to the mid-section.

Juan LaFon:  That wasn't a cheap shot, that was smart wrestling!

Dan Chan:  The big man now catches Hirosaki with a massive HEAD-BUTT and
Brandon now starts to bleed.  Scoty Wilson sends Hirosaki to the ropes
and A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE sends Brandon down.  Wilson for the pin,
1...2...Fujisaki putting Brandon's foot on the ropes!

Juan LaFon:  Fujisaki, doing what managers do best, CHEAT!

Dan Chan:  The Outlaw is pissed now, and he goes outside and chases
Fujisaki around the ring.  Referee Ryan Gentle now counting and Chono
now climbing the ropes.  Fujisaki leading The Outlaw right towards
Chono.  Chono off the top ropes and catches The Outlaw with a
beautifully executed FLYING CROSS BODY PRESS!!!

Juan LaFon:  That idiot didn't even see it coming!  What a moron!

Dan Chan:  Referee Ryan Gentle now up to 5, and Chono now stomping
away.  Oh, what's this, The Rascal coming behind Chono and catches him
with an elbow to the back, knocking him to the floor.  The Rascal now
helping his partner into the ring, but that was dumb, because Hirosaki
can now go for the pin.  Hirosaki hooks the leg, 1...2...Wilson kicks
out!  Hirosaki now really frustrated!

Juan LaFon:  A typical rookie!

Dan Chan:  Hirosaki going for an elbowdrop, but Wilson moves out of the
way.  Wilson now getting up and tags in his partner, The Rascal. The
Rascal picks up Hirosaki and sends him to the ropes.  Brandon comes back
and The Rascal catches him with a SPINNING HEEL KICK!  And Brandon is
down!  The Rascal now climbing the top ropes.  He lifts his hands up in
the air and leaps off with a beautiful elbow drop. He goes for the win,
1...2...Chono with the save!!!  It's gotten out of hand here as all 4
participants are brawling in the ring.  Mr. Fujisaki now on the
turnbuckle with a chair as Ryan Gentle is
distracted.   Brandon now sending The Rascal to the ropes, The Rascal
gets wacked with the chair.  Hirosaki going for the pin as Gentle turns
around,  1...2...3!  THE RISING SUNS WIN!

<DING, DING, DING>

Andy Burton:  The winners of this match, at a time of 6 minutes and 50
seconds, THE RISING SUNS!!!

Dan Chan:  The Rising Suns celebarating in the ring now as The Blood
Brotherz are arguing on their way back to the locker room.  The Rising
Suns are victorious here tonight on Monday Night War!!

Juan LaFon:  Naw!!!  They were just lucky!!!

Dan Chan:  We'll be right back after this commercial break!!!