DC: Welcome back! Now tonight we have an exciting tag-team match coming up between The Perfectly Perfect Duo and The Rising Suns. PPD was successful in their last match, getting the win over Reign of Terror while The Rising Suns got the win over The Blood Brotherz. Who do you pick, Dima? DL: I pick DIMA! DC: What about you Juan? JL: Who cares? Where's the popcorn boy?? I'm hungry for God's sake!!! DC: Alright, let's just get to the action! AB: The following match is a tag-team matchup scheduled for one fall. First, making their way to the ring, accompanied by their manager, Sensuous Samantha, at a total combined weight of 525 pounds, Lance and Max Studd, THE PERFECTLY PERFECT DUO! DC: The Perfectly Perfect Duo making their way down the ring with the lovely Samantha. They have looked very impressive thus far! JL(passes a hand in front of Dan's face): If they were so impressive, you'd be looking at them instead of their manager, now wouldn't you Danny Boy? AB: And their opponents, from Tokyo and Herioshima Japan, being led to the ring by Mr Fujisaki, at a total combined weight of 460 pounds Hediki Chono and Brandon Heriosaki, THE RISING SUNS! DC: Well here comes The Rising Suns! Mr Fujisaki rambling away as usual. DL: I don't understand what he is saying! What, is he speaking AMERICAN? JL: I'm sure back in YOUR country, verbal skills were not a requirement. I'm also sure that the occassional grunt constituted your entire vocabulary but you are not in Russia anymore! Learn some English son!! DC: Well the match has started and Max Studd is going to get things going, matching up against Hediki Chono. They lock up and Max, the stronger of the two overpowers Hediki into the corner. Max with a knee to the stomach, Oh, and a slap to the face as an insult. Max raising his hands in the air in triumph and BOO-YA! Hediki just caught him with a knee to the back sending the Perfect one to the mat! DL: There is only one Perfect one and it is DIMA! (flexes for the camera) JL(sarcastically): Did you just have a workout DIMA? I think I just saw a little muscle....no, no, my mistake, I guess that was just a vein throbbing a little too hard! DC: Would you two stop it? Chono now picking up Max and sending him to the ropes. He ducks early and big mistake by the rookie. Max catches him with a powerful DDT! There's that experience showing by The Perfectly Perfect Duo! Max with the cover, 1...................................................................................................................................2..............................kickout by Chono! Max complaining to James Roma about the slow count and Hediki Chono with the rollup from behind, 1...................2...................3! THE RISING SUNS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JL: Those sneaky, lowdown SOB's!! (sobs) They're my heroes!! DL: I told you that this PPD is PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DC: The Rising Suns are celebrating in the ring, but wait a minute. Referee James Roma saying it was only a two, not a three. The match continues and The Perfectly Perfect Duo with a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE over the top ropes to the unsuspected Japanese superstars! JL: What is with that referree? You'd think with all that fancy education he could count up to three without having to consult a book about it! DL: Stupid Americans! DC: The Rising Suns are Japanesse Dima! They are now battling on the outside and referee James Roma is counting away. Lance and Max setting them up for the double irish whip, but The Rising Suns reverses it and Lance and Max goes crashing into each other! JL: Oh no! It's a Three Stooges movie all over again! Get me out of here! DC: Hediki now rolling Max in and goes to the corner and makes the tag to Brandon Brandon coming in and he immediately goes to work on the falling Max Studd. He picks him up and a beautiful INVERTED ATOMIC DROP. Brandon now picking him up again and BODY SLAM! And the crowd goes wild as PPD look very hurt! DL: They are hurt! Americans cannot take any pain! However, us Russians can dish it out and take it! DC: Brandon going for the pin, 1...................................................................2........................kickout by Max. Brandon picking up Max and sends him to the ropes. He comes charging after him and a powerful CLOTHESLINE sends Max to the outside. Brandon tagging in Hediki and Hediki going to the top ropes! Oh and Samantha (sarcastically) "accidently" shaking the ropes and Hediki goes flying to the concrete. Samantha now smiling and the crowd is booing loudly! JL: Wait-a-minute. What are those nimrods booing about? Isn't that one of the requirements in Managerial Skills 101? DC: Max tagging in Lance and Lance to the outside. He picks up Hediki and sends him crashing right into the steel gate! Lance now smiling at the crowd and flexing his muscles as the crowd continues to boo The Perfectly Perfect Duo! DL: The only Perfectly Perfect Duo is a RUSSIAN TAG TEAM! DC: Lance picking up Hediki and rolling him into the inside. Hediki is hurt and PPD is going to capitialize on it! Lance picking him up and PILEDRIVER! He hooks the leg, 1.............................2.........................................3! No!!!! Chono kicking out at the last second. Lance now picking him up and CROSS FACE CHICKEN-WING!!!! Hediki now screaming in pain from this agonizing manuever! JL: Keep it down Cry Baby!! There are people trying to rest in here! DC: Oh Boy! The crowd is rising and looking towards the back and Money and Power are making their way towards the ring! I guess they are coming to do a little "scouting" for this tag-team tournment coming up! Lance now releasing the chicken-wing and Hediki falls to the floor. Lance spots Money and Power and begins to smile. He's now flexing for them! Money and Power do NOT look impressed! DL: Dima is not impressed! JL: Dima is not impressive! But let's not get into that now. It might drag into a two discussion. DC: Lance setting him up again and catches him with an awesome SHOULDERBREAKER. He picks him up again and sends him to the ropes, NO, reversal by Hediki. Uh Oh! Greg Days just grabbed Lance's foot and Lance falls on his face! And Max is pissed off while Money and Power are laughing! JL: Laughing??? They're rolling around on the ground like a bunch of hyenas! DC: Lance getting up, but so is Hediki. Lance with a punch to the face and Hediki with a punch of his own. Lance with another punch and Hediki returns the favor. Hediki counters with another punch and another one and another one and Lance drops to the mat! Hediki with the pin, 1.......................2...................kickout by Lance! And this is shaping up to be a very good matchup! DL: This match SUCKS! There aren't any RUSSIANS in the ring! DC: WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT RUSSIANS? Hediki picking up Lance and sends him to the ropes. He catches him with a clothesline and quickly tags in Brandon. Brandon now heading towards Lance, but too late! Lance tags in Max! Max now mounting some offense with a punch to Brandon. He grabs the Japanesse star and a DDT to the mat. Max with the pin, 1.......................2...........................kickout by Brandon. And there's a disturbance in the crowd. Oh NO! It's THE NUBIAN WARRIORS! JL: Is there something here I'm missing? It seems like everybody and their mother's turning out for this match! This fight isn't THAT impressive! DL: They are not warriors, they are BEGINNERS! DC: The Nubian Warriors dressed in their traditional African garments are climbing over the railing and we have some trouble now! Money and Power are down here, as is The Perfectly Perfect Duo and The Rising Suns, 4 teams who will be getting a chance at the tag titles! Max now looking at The Nubian Warriors and he's complaining to the ref. The Nubian Warriors now looking at Sensuous Sam and they are smiling to theirselves. Samantha is in trouble now! The Nubian Warriors walking over towards her and Sam is backing away. She continues to back away and Uh Oh! Sam just backed right into Money and Power! JL: I have a good plastic surgeon I can refer her to. After this little... "ordeal"...is over, I'm sure she'll be in desperate need of one. DC: Sam now trapped right between Money and Power and The Nubian Warriors! The Perfectly Perfect Duo going to the outside, as is The Rising Suns. PPD and The Rising Suns from behind and BOO-YA! The Perfectly Perfect Duo just nailed Money and Power and The Rising Suns just nailed The Nubian Warriors! JL: OHHHHH!!! That was great. Even with my high intelligence, I couldn't have predicted that those country winos could be SOOOO devious!! DC: And we got a big 4 way brawl going on here! Lance and Max are hammering away on Greg and Jason while Hediki and Brandon are going at it with Nelson and Muffasa. LOOK AT THE POWER OF MUFFASA! He just picked up Brandon and threw him right over the steel gate into the crowd! The bell is ringing and this match is going to be thrown out! DL: THAT was nothing! I could have picked him up with my little pinky! DC: The Nubian Warriors double teaming on Hediki and Greg and Jason duking it out with Lance and Max! Where is security? DL: They are AFRAID! You need more Russians on the security staff! DC: And Jason just sent Lance flying into the steel steps! BRUTAL! Finally here comes security! They are seperating these wrestlers from continuing to go at it! The Tag Team scene is heating up in the AICW! Let's get the official results! AB: The referee has ruled this match a DOUBLE COUNTOUT! DC: Double countout between these two teams! But I'm sure these two teams will go at it again! The tag team tournament hasn't even started yet! These teams are hungry! Dima: Who cares! Dan: Ladies and gentlemen, when we return, LEGION meets ST. STEPHEN IN A FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH! 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