AICW SATURDAY NIGHT HEAT; October 11, 1997; Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, NY OPENING CREDITS ROLL Reba Kola: Mr. De Niro, what are you doing here at AICW Saturday Night Heat? Nicky De Niro: Takin' care of business. Now get the hell out of here! Reba Kola: But...you're not suppos.. Nicky De Niro: GET OUT OF HERE!!! GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE! Reba Kola: Dan...I don't think he wants to say anything else. He's walking into the dressing room now...I'm speechless! Back to you guys. Dan Chan (DC): Thank you Reba. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our very first Saturday Night Heat! We are live at Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale, Long Island. Joining me tonight are "Supersexy" Juan LaFon and Dima "The Russian Powerhouse" Lerminskiy. I am Dan "The Man" Chan! We've got a great card tonight don't we guys! Juan LaFon (JL): You know, this is the crappiest arena I've ever been in! First, I nearly break my neck when I arrive, because the janitor is too lazy to clean up the oil slick in the garage! Then, I get attacked in the bathroom by a SIX-INCH LONG cockroach! I come out here and this place REEKS of popcorn! And now, as if things couldn't get any worse, there must be a leak in the roof! I've got rainwater all over me! Look at this crap! What the hell! DC: Well, I'm sorry to hear that, Juan. At least that makeup lady didn't harass you. JL: I'M NOT FINISHED! LOOK! She applied too much eye-liner! DC : I can hardly notice. JL: SHUT UP...just shut up! DC: As I was saying...we've got a great card haven't we? Dima: Dan, are there any Russians wrestling tonight? DC: No Dima, I don't think so. Dima: Then tonight's show will be pathetic! DC: I beg to differ, we will see Martin X face off against "Bad Attitude" B.A. Barracus in our main event. What do we think about that one? JL: I don't care! I just want to get out of here! DC: OK. What about the Perfectly Perfect Duo against Reign of Terror! Dima: All four of them are puny Americans! DIMA doesn't care! DC: Geez...don't either of you care about tonight's card? Dima and JL: NO!!! DC: We'll see a great light heavyweight match between the Mexican sensation El Aguila Negro and the Japanese youngster Sunao Inami! And what about "The Extreme" JT Savage against "Camel" Joe Banno? JL: What about it? Dima: Puny wimps! DC: DAMMIT!!! DAMN IT TO HELL!!! I can't work under these conditions and with such NIMRODS as yourselves! Lets just get to our first match! Dima: I will crush you! Andy Burton: Ladies and gentlemen, our opening contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, led to the ring by Eddie Arcadian, weighing 280 pounds, from Harlem, New York, the SHOGUN OF HARLEM!!! Dima: Another puny Japanese wrestler! DC: The Shogun of Harlem is BLACK, Dima! He has a large afro! JL: Is this guy trying to get himself arrested? DC: He may be. He's throwing martial arts kicks at the members of our audience! And he's missing by centimeters! JL: He almost took that kid's head off! Dima: I would crush him! DC: I don't know Dima, the Shogun is a big guy! Dima: Not him you fool! The kid! DC: The Shogun is coming this way. He's in front of our booth. WHOA!!! Watch it! JL: Kick him! DC: Did you see that? He almost took MY head off! JL: I think he wants you to call his match well. DC: He's in the ring now, and doing some karate moves as well. He just threw a roundhouse kick over referee James Roma's head! Andy Burton: And his opponent...making his way down the aisle...weighing 280 pounds and hailing from Chicago, Illinois...Johnny Blaze! DC: Here comes Johnny Blaze! Great young superstar from Chicago. He has quite an attitude problem though. Dima: If he was Russian, he would be perfect! DC: He runs into the ring like a wild man and goes right after the Shogun! Blaze caught him off guard and is pounding away on the martial arts expert! The bell just rang! He's got the Shogun backed into the corner but the Shogun able to sneak in with a Becj Cbao! JL: A what?!! DC: A Becj Cbao is a little karate chop to a small nerve area around the neck. Only the most respected and well-trained martial artists know the move! Dima: I knew that! DC: Right. And now the Shogun of Harlem is choking Johnny Blaze against the ropes. Referee James Roma is counting...and the Shogun smart enough to break the hold. He moved in to go back to it, but Blaze able to capitalize with a thumb to the eyes. He's got the Shogun in his grip and drills him into the mat with a crushing choke slam! Dima: Only the most respected and well-trained Russians know that move! DC: Shut up Dima! Enough already! Russia this and Russia that! I'm sick of it! Dima: You Americans have no tolerance! DC: Johnny Blaze drops the elbow on the Shogun and goes for the pin. One......two...and a kick out by the Shogun! Blaze is complaining about the count...and he pays for it! The Shogun rolling up Blaze from behind! One....two.....and Blaze kicks out! Wait just a minute...Loki has come down to ringside and he shoves the timekeeper out of his seat and sits down! He's watching this match! The Shogun now placing a head scissors submission on Johnny Blaze! Blaze tries to kick out, but the Shogun won't let go. JL: Hey Dima, I bet you'd make him submit already right? Dima: Of course! DC: I can't believe I'm sandwiched between you two morons! The Shogun lets go on his own. He's grabbing Blaze by the waist and executes a dragon suplex! Blaze may have sustained some neck damage! The Shogun whips Blaze into the ropes...Blaze comes back and the Shogun catches him with a nice spinning leg lariat! Shogun for the pin! One.....two.....he pulls Blaze up off the mat! JL: Oh God...at this rate we'll be here all night long. DC: The Shogun sets up Johnny Blaze. He executes a nice double underhook piledriver! He may be going for a win here! JL: Noooooo.....you don't say. Uh...gee..he wants to lose. What are you thinking Dan? What other moronic thoughts wander through your thick skull? This is the second time you've made a fool out of yourself! DC: I'm not talking to you anymore! The Shogun places the groggy Blaze in the corner. He runs towards him....and connects with Sho 'Nuff! What a brutal kick to the face! Blaze falls flat on the canvas! The Shogun rolls him over and goes for the pin! One..... two......THREE!!! This match is over! Andy Burton: Here is your winner...at a time of 6 minutes and 7 seconds, THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM!!! Dima: Zzzzzzzzz..... Zzzzzzzz.... DC: Dima? Dima, WAKE UP!!! Dima: HUH?!! What? What is it? DC: You fell asleep! Dima: No I didn't! Us Russians can stay awa.. DC: Stop it with the Russians can do stuff! JL: I cannot believe that you two can bicker this much. DC: Everybody just be quiet! Loki is getting into the ring! He has that chair with him! He's sneaking up behind Johnny Blaze! He plasters him with a shot to the back of the head! The crowd just went nuts! He's picking up Blaze, and he gives him the Loki Drop right on the chair! Loki is taunting the lifeless Blaze, adding insult to injury! He's leaving the ring now and look at the smile on his face, he's sick! JL: I thought it was funny too! DC: Lets go to Andy Burton for the introductions of our next match. Andy Burton: Ladies and gentlemen...this next contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first...led to the ring by Paradise, weighing 246 pounds, from Detroit, Michigan, "THE EXTREME" JT SAVAGE!!! DC: JT Savage is on his way to the ring! He's yelling at the fans and making obscene gestures towards them. JL: Who is that wench Paradise? I have no respect for any wrestler who has to hide behind a dress! Andy Burton: And his opponent, let to the by the Godfather and Frankie Sarracco, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing 278 pounds, "CAMEL" JOE BANNO! DC: Joe Banno, the tough Italian hood from Chicago! There's another tough Italian here in the AICW, namely Nicky De Niro! Who coincidentally is here tonight! Dima: Italians are inferior to all Russians! For example, Italian food is disgusting! Russian food is the best in the world! DC: I personally like Japanese food. JL: You're both a bunch of idiots! French food rules! DC: Shut up! EVERYONE SHUT UP! Banno is jawing at some of the fans at ringside here. He's stepping in the ring now. Ladies and gentlemen, there's a disturbance somewhere in the crowd. The fans are looking all over the place! I don't know what's going on! JL: You never know! It's probably just two drunk slobs in a fight. DC: LOOK, in the upper deck! Nicky De Niro: Hey, Banno! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you! And your two little friends as well. Look everyone, its the Three Stooges! You can whine and complain all you want about me Banno, but there's only ONE real Italian in the AICW! And that is ME, Nicky De Niro!!! You come out here and have the nerve to insult me? YOU GOT NOTHIN'!!! You're not an Italian! Hey everyone, you know what Joe Banno is? Mexican. Just a greasy, enchilada eatin' Mexican! You're not a gangster! You're a drug pusher! You and your friends down there! The Three Stooges? I don't think so. Its more like the THREE AMIGOS!!! DC: De Niro is laughing and doing the dance from that movie! He's mocking Joe Banno! Banno is outraged! He's forgotten about JT Savage! The bell rings and Savage is all over Banno! He gives the Godfather a kick to the midsection and the Godfather goes through the middle ropes and out to the floor. Now he clotheslines Frankie Sarracco over the ropes. Here comes Banno and he runs into a dropkick that sends him over the top as well. Savage is celebrating in the ring! The whole Banno entourage is on the outside and SAVAGE COMES SAILING OVER THE TOP WITH A SPLASH ON ALL THREE MEN!!! JL: They really do look like the Three Stooges! DC: Sarracco and the Godfather manage to crawl away from the wreakage, but Joe Banno is still on the floor. Savage is back on the apron and he comes off onto Banno with a senton splash! This guy is crazy! Dima: He is nothing but a stupid American! DC: He's climbing the ropes again. He may be going for another high risk move! This time he's going all the way to the top....but from behind Frankie Sarracco clips Savage's knee and JT plummets all the way to the floor! The Godfather is helping Joe Banno up. And Banno stomps away at JT Savage. Banno now picks up Savage and rolls him back into the ring. Banno whips Savage into the ropes and nails him with a lariat. Banno picking up Savage now and he sets him up and drives him to the mat with a powerbomb! Dima: Only DIMA could execute a true powerbomb! DC: Banno goes for the pinfall. One.....Tw...Savage kicks out! Banno is going to the top rope! He's going up high! He drops the elbow, but Savage rolls out of the way just in time! Savage is up! He grabs Banno by the waist! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!! Savage has a second wind! JL: No, Banno just screwed up! DC: Well Savage picks up Joe Banno and plants a dropkick right in the kisser! That sends Banno to the outside...and UH-OH....here comes Nicky De Niro! De Niro is on his way to ringside! Banno is on the floor! And now Paradise is up on the apron to distract referee Ryan Gentle! De Niro is walking up to Frankie Sarracco. Sarracco with a roundhouse right, but De Niro blocks it and gives Sarracco a kick to the groin! De Niro now executes a stunner on Sarracco! The Godfather has jumped on De Niro's back, but De Niro shakes him off! He gives the Godfather a headbutt, and the Godfather goes down! Banno is coming up behind De Niro! De Niro turns around and is met by a clothesline! Banno turns his sights back to his match. Dima: Stupid Americans have no focus! You are like a broken camera! DC: Banno back in the ring! Savage climbs the ropes! He's measuring Banno...but Banno catches him before he can leap off! Banno throws Savage all the way to the arena floor!!! Savage is out cold! Referee Ryan Gentle is trying to see if Savage is alright, but he's turned his back on the ring. De Niro is back up and he's sneaking up on Banno! De Niro grabs Banno by the waist! De Niro nails Banno with a GERMAN SUPLEX!! De Niro picks up Banno and whips him into the ropes...Banno comes back and De Niro plants Banno into the mat with a TAXI DRIVER!!! De Niro is gone! He's back to the dressing room! JL: This is funny! DC: Banno is out cold in the middle of the ring. Referee Ryan Gentle is trying to help JT Savage back into the ring. Thripaq Nguyen is out to help as well. Referee Nguyen is helping Savage back into the ring! Savage crawls up to the lifeless Banno and drapes his arm over him! Gentle counts....one.................... ..........................two.......................... ....................................................... .................THREE!!! De Niro has cost Banno this match! Andy Burton: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner at a time of 16 minutes and 18 seconds, "THE EXTREME" JT SAVAGE!!! DC: Ladies and gentlemen...we've got to take a break. Stay with us...when we return, Mr. Y meets the Crow and El Aguila Negro faces Sunao Inami! JL: Unfortunately...we'll be back. DC: Stay with us! Dima: Or I will crush you!