THE TOP THIRTY TWO THINGS HEARD COMING FROM UND PLAYERS DURING THE CONFERENCE TOURNAMENT - MARCH 20 and 21, 1999...

#32. Would you like an apricot?

#31. Geez John! Your ankle looks REALLY swollen! heh heh

#30. ...hmph... hmfpf... WHAT ARE TRYING TO SAY ALLAN?! ...hmmmphffmpdmt!... @uck!

#29. RED! WHITE! blue!

#28. Schneider, you can't even dig a hole! :)

#27. (at the bar) WHO'S HE?! HE SUCKS $#!+ !

#26. $4.75?!

#25. Hey Allan, why don't you say something?!

#24. He's got FISCH eyes!

#23. So Ben, how was your "CONFIDENTIAL" breakfast?

#22. Hey Scott, why don't you set those?... Oh yeah, I forgot.

#21. Hey Rutger, BUST A MOVE!

#20. Hey Winks, let me sing you a song! :)

#19. Flying Squirrel!

#18. Dave, how's that stiff neck? Oh, wait 'til I pick my jaw off the floor.!

#17. I know what we need to do... JUMP HIGHER!

#16. A plunger? So you've played this game before Jeff?

#15. BLOWER'S CRAMP - YA GET IT?! :)

#14. _U_K! DO YOU HAVE A KEY TO THE ROOM?! yep. All right then.

#13. U-N-D GIPPER! :)

#12. Allan, you can share the bed with me - I won't bite... HARD!

#11. Is this the Frito Lay party?

#10. BINGO!

#9. Don't you know the only thing that matters is SLAYER?!

#8. Where do you come up with that stuff Dave? Well, you know I've got a vast reservoir of $#!+.

#7. I'd like to box the munchkin!

#6. Let me put on my glasses to find out who I woke up next to this time... Oh damn, it's Scotty... AGAIN!

#5. Jose is in a bad mood!... SWEET - Let me go talk to him!

#4. Winks, why don't you go downstairs and get your own ice!

#3. Where is the commode in this dungeon? I need to take a squirt. Right down the hall past the chicks working off the cellulite! Oops.

#2. Dave... let's hear it!

...AND THE NUMBER ONE THING HEARD COMING FROM UND PLAYERS DURING THE CONFERENCE TOURNAMENT...

#1. WHAT TIME IS IT?! GAME TIME!