THE TOP TEN THINGS HEARD COMING FROM UND PLAYERS DURING PLAY DAY - DECEMBER 1998...

#10. U - G - L - Y, You ain't got no alibis - YOU UGLY! Yeah Yeah, YOU UGLY!

#9. M - A - M - A, How the hell d'jou get that way?! YO MAMA, Yeah Yeah, YO MAMA!

#8. Damn! That girl has got some STUFF!

#7. Hey Schneider?! Got your lights on?!

#6. Hey, what's that smell? Oh, it's Makoto... HE'S THE S#!+.

#5. Hey Schneider, why were you late for score keeping?!

#4. Which way is LEFT, again?

#3. Da B!+CH col' cocked me in the head with a SMOODA! A WHAT?! You know - dat thing you use to SMOOD outcha clothes!

#2. YEW CAHN DEWIT!

...AND THE NUMBER ONE THING HEARD COMING FROM UND PLAYERS DURING PLAY DAY...

#1. AHHH! VERRRRRY GOOOOOD GRASSHOPPA!