THE TOP SEVEN THINGS HEARD COMING FROM UND PLAYERS DURING THE TOURNAMENT AT PROVIDENCE COLLEGE - February 20, 1999...

#7. You can dewit! - You're going backwards!

#6. I said, "PENIS, NOT FETUS!"

#5. What was the number of that SMOODA?!

#4. We've got "40 kilometers per mile" to go!

#3. The undefeated POWER FUBAR ROTATION!

#2. Mako is a new U.S. citizen!

...AND THE NUMBER ONE THING HEARD COMING FROM UND PLAYERS DURING THE PROVIDENCE COLLEGE TOURNAMENT...

#1. STUPID CEILING!!!!!