THE TOP FIVE THINGS HEARD COMING FROM UND PLAYERS AT THE NDSU TOURNAMENT - January 16, 1999

#5. GO MAK 6!

#4. Hey John! How's your wet lap?

#3. I see the problem... You have ZACHARY DISEASE!

#2. YouU CaNn DoD ISIOUX!T! What the hell was that? I don't know, I think I was lost on that one...

...AND THE NUMBER ONE THING HEARD COMING FROM UND PLAYERS DURING THE NDSU TOURNAMENT...

#1. Well, what the hell did you expect? It's a freakin' GEO METRO!