Stan Carter: What action we've seen thus far and now it comes down to
this. Eighteen superstars advanced, two were declared unfit for further
competition tonight, and now Sixteen competitors are left. 

Johnny Diamond: 15 men, 1 woman and a chance at a cool
million...actually, two chances at the million. 

Stan Carter: That's right, Johnny. If our finalists get elliminated from
the first ring, they enter the second ring. Take a look around this
arena and you can see the anticipation for our two main events. We're at
a capacity 93,184 seats filled...and not a single soul has left the
arena. 

Johnny Diamond: And I see the celebs are out in abundance. 

Stan Carter: If you take a look at ringside section 3, THE KNICK MAN has
joined the Make-A-Wish Foundation children. He's sitting in the center
of the second row of their section along with one lucky little boy who
gets to sit on his lap along with his arms stretched out across the
seats around him. It's nice to see him "hanging out" with those children
who had their wishes fulfilled by getting to see Wrestelbowl II up
close. 

Johnny Diamond: I hope The Knick Man at least took a shower first, after
that long match he was just in. 

Stan Carter: I'll tell you what, The Knick Man may be out of the
running for the Wrestlebowl prize, but he certainly LOOKS like a
Million dollars right now. Good for you, Knick Man. 

[The Knick Man notices the camera. He points it out to the children
around him and waves. Then, all the children in the section smile and
wave to the camera along with him.] 

Johnny Diamond: You know, they originally wanted me sitting in the
stands with the kids...but I turned it down. 

Stan Carter: Oh please. In row three of the second ringside section, the
number one women's wrestler of 1999 now retired, PIPER EVANS is here
enjoying the Wrestlebowl II action. What a shame she couldn't be a part
of this event, although I'm sure she's enjoying her retirement
immensely.

Johnny Diamond: What the heck is that rat she has in the seat next to
her? 

Stan Carter: That's not a rat, it's a Marmoset, although those are from
the rodent family. I will say though, this is the first of it's kind
I've ever seen who's fur is dyed pink. 

Johnny Diamond: Well, Marmoset there'd be days like this. 

Stan Carter: Ugh. I think that joke just dropped the quality of this
broadcast down a notch. 

[Piper Evans smiles and waves to the camera. She then picks up her
Marmoset, holds it up for the camera to see and waves it's paw.] 

Johnny Diamond: Now there's a couple of familiar faces...to the UEW fans
anyway.

Stan Carter: Row 2, seats 1 and 2 sits former UEWer KYLE KAMIKAZE and
his wife TIFFANY and they have a third member of the family, Kyle's 18
week old son in his arms. He's the reason Kyle and his then-manager
Tiffany left the sport in the first place, and they look proud as ever.

Johnny Diamond: YOU JACKHAMMER, YOU!!

[Kyle and Tiffany both wave to the camera. Kyle looks down at his son,
and points towards the camera, telling the baby to look at it.]

Stan Carter: I see Kyle is already trying to get him exposure in front
of the camera, could we be taking our first look at a future generation
superstar here at Wrestlebowl II? Meanwhile, who else is in attendance
here tonight? 

Johnny Diamond: Hey look, it's MIKE BILODEAU!! 

Stan Carter: Yes, even the once very controversial DWO president Mike
Bilodeau, along with his wife, SANDY FOX are in attendance in row 5 by
the aisleway. 

Johnny Diamond: Man, now those two were part of some REAL over the top
gimmicks in their time. Remember the Dysfunctional bi-sexual gimmick?
Talk about strange...

[Mike Bilodeau is seen reading over his program, scratching out names
with a pencil, while Sandy Fox covers her face as soon as she sees the
camera pointed their way.]

Stan Carter: Speaking of fedheads, right in the front row of the first
section, seats 2 and 3, we have a couple of legends conversing. Current
UWF President MIKE BEEBY and former UEW Legendary president JAY STEELE
seem to be in a heavy discussion. I wonder what that's about. 

Johnny Diamond: Put two fedheads together at an event, and what else
would they discuss? The booking, of course. Hey, with all the big-wigs
here, where's Chris Blue? I don't see him anywhere in attendance. 

Stan Carter: I doubt we'll see Chris Blue at THIS event, although I
can't be sure why.

Johnny Diamond: Hmm...maybe he just can't fit in the Pontiac Silverdome?

Stan Carter: JOHNNY!!

Johnny Diamond: Maybe if we opened the dome and lowered him down with a
blimp, we could get him in here but otherwise...

Stan Carter: JOHNNY, PLEASE!! Let's get to the ring before Johnny gets
us all fired. 

Johnny Diamond: Hmm...you're right, it may take quite a few blimps to
hold
him...and some DAMN strong cables...

[The bell rings and the crowd cheers as Wrestlebowl referees, The UEWF's
John Mitchells, The NACW's Mikey Johnson, The UEW's Joe Bruise and the
NEW's Chris Riley make their way down the aisle and surround the two
rings. Brian Bell, in the center of ring #1, brings the microphone to
his mouth.] 

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Brian Bell: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time FOR THE TWO RING
BATTLE ROYALE!!! 

[The crowd lets out a roar of approval, showing their anticipation.]

Brian Bell: But first, allow me to introduce the special guest ring
announcer for the Main Event! Besides being the number one poster on
RSPWF, he is also one of the more popular men in many circles in
Professional Wrestling today, well known for his "Top 3 lists", please
welcome to Wrestlebowl II...

    The Man, They Call.....


	            J   U   V   Y   !!


["Poison" by Alice Cooper begins to play. Suddenly, Juvy walks out from
behind the curtain and a roar from the crowd overwhelms the Cooper song.
Juvy is wearing a very formal black tuxedo with a stylish black tie.
His brown hair is brushed  neatly and parted down the middle.
He begins to walk down the aisle slowly. He shakes hands with many fans
as we walks down. Even some cameramen want to shake Juvy's hand. He
circles the ring, shaking even more hands. Finally, he climbs up the
stairs and waits on the ring apron.]

Stan Carter: Juvy is the special guest ring announcer for Wrestlebowl
II!! Definitly a popular choice, as you can tell by the fans'
outstanding approval. 

Johnny Diamond: And why's that, because he does those top 3 lists? I can
do a top 3 list. Just watch.  The top 3...uhm....

Stan Carter: Thanks, Johnny. But somehow, I don't think Juvy is going to
feel threatened by you. 

Johnny Diamond: I'll get one, just hold on. The top 3...mmm...

[Juvy climbs into the ring, and gives a cordial circular wave to the 
numerous crowd.  He talks to Brian Bell for a few seconds, and Brian
Bell gladly steps to the side.  Juvy pulls out a microphone from inside
his jacket]

Stan Carter: Two legends in the sport exchanging words in front of this
93,000 plus crowd. I wonder what they discussed. 

Johnny Diamond: Who's picking up the tab at the hamburger joint
afterwards? 

Stan Carter: I doubt that. Fans, let's throw it down...to special guest
ring announcer Juvy, and get this big match underway!!

Juvy: Thank you. All of you, thanks. [Crowd continues to cheer].

Stan Carter: Juvy looks somewhat embarassed by this crowd's very
positive reaction for him. 

Juvy: Really, thanks. Alright. It's a pleasure to be a part of this
event as Wrestlebowl Two will go down in the history books as one of
the greatest nights of action in Pro-Wrestling history. There's only
one thing that can make this event any better.  And that, my friends...
IS A TOP THREE LIST!!!

Stan Carter: Alright! I knew we were going to get one of those. 

Johnny Diamond: Well, David Letterman he ain't, that's all I'LL say!

Juvy: Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, this, is now, the
top 3 matches, that could make WrestleBowl II THAT MUCH BETTER~! The 3rd
way, is to have the man they call "The Last Word", battle it out,
mono-e-mono, with Joe  Birmingham in a "Shave-down match". The
ending would prevail with "The Last Word" winning via DQ when every
"sane" RSPWFer comes down and just annihilates him. In spite of
victory, Birmingham takes it upon himself to shave his back. The ring
crew
will spend all night trying to sweep up the hairs. 

Johnny Diamond: Okay, I'll admit it, that WOULD be interesting.

Stan Carter: Ha ha!! Somehow, I don't see that getting booked for ANY
event, least of all, A Wrestlebowl event. 

Juvy: The next match-up that would make WrestleBowl THAT MUCH BETTER
would be a staring contest between The Mad Goat and Jason Russell.

Johnny Diamond: A staring contest??

Juvy: The victory would go to Mad Goat for the following reasons.
Number one, Mad Goat would send a parade of mexican midgets juggling
bowling pins and screaming nonsense into the microphone. Jason Russell,
biting his lip trying not to laugh, sends in a butcher and a Billy Goat.
Mad Goat, with tears welting in his eyes, watches the slaughter, but
never cracks a smile. Mad Goat returns the favor by sending in Samuel
L. Jackson into the middle of a Klan rally, and having SHAFT~! woop the
Klan to oblivion. Jason Russell cracks up, because when SLJ unhoods the
Grand-Imperial Dragon Master of Puppets, it turns out to be Justin
Timberlake from N'Sync, and Shaft blows a "mutha" in ''dat" "mutha"
"fudda".

Stan Carter: HA HA HA!!! No one can poke fun at his fellow professionals
AND get away with it like Juvy can.

Johnny Diamond: Hey, I like N'Sync... 

Juvy: And the last way, WrestleBowl II could be better is..........wait,
I don't think WrestleBowl II CAN be better. Wrestlebowl II is just
awesome, period! We can't wait till WRESTLEBOWL III!!!!!!!! 

Stan Carter: Amen, Juvy. 

Johnny Diamond: Oh man, look at the doofy smile on Mark Rosendorf's face
down by the timekeeper's table. Now there's a guy who'll take a pat on
the back wherever he can get it...even from someone he's paying to be
here.

Stan Carter: Well he'll be paying someone a whole sum of money,
particularly one Million Dollars very soon. 18 competitors won their
matches, two were declared by our medics in the back "un-fit for further
competition". That leaves us 16 competitors each with TWO chances of
making it to the final match. 

Johnny Diamond: That's going to be a lot tougher, though, ESPECIALLY
considering what they've all gone through to get here, none of them
are at 100 percent. 

Stan Carter: But they are the best in the game, all able to rise to the
occasion.

Juvy: And now, lets bring out the combatants!!!!!

[But before he can, "(Flesh & Blood) Sacrafice" begins to play over the
speakers. A few boos are heard, along with some cheers as "Top Dog"
Rick Styles steps out from the curtain and looks across the crowd with
his hands on his hips. Styles is wearing black jeans and a referee's
shirt that has "Top Dog" printed across the back.]

Stan Carter: What's Rick Styles doing out here already? It's not
time for him yet, he referees the Last Man Standing match which comes up
immediately next. 

Johnny Diamond: Hey, that's Rick Styles, he can come out WHENEVER he
wants to...in fact, he's climbing up the steps to US. 

Stan Carter: Well, Stan Marsh and Bobby Nash are already up here on the
commentator's platform standing behind us as is Brian Bell. And now,
Rick Styles walks the wooden staircase which and joins us as well. 

Johnny Diamond: Pull up a seat, Ricky, grab a headset. Hey, would you
three get out of his way? Enlighten us with some words of wisdom based
on your experience, intelligence and ring savvy. 

Rick Styles: Is this thing on? 

Johnny Diamond: Wow, how profound. Thanks for joining us. 

Stan Carter: Folks, please your best to ignore my partner's terrible
and blatant attempts at kissing up. But what DOES bring you up here,
Rick? 

Rick Styles: As Juvy just said, this will come down to TWO finalists
who face oneanother in a match that I'M the assigned for. So, I
figured I'd get a first hand look at the the match. Plus, at the same
time, I know you could use the help. 

Johnny Diamond: We really appreciate that, Ricky. Thanks. 

Stan Carter: JOHNNY, WOULD YOU STOP IT? Let's go back to Juvy and bring
out our 16 finalists, all going after a shot at ONE MILLION DOLLARS!! 

Juvy: And now, here are the participants of the TWO RING BATTLE ROYALE!!

["Right Now" by Van Halen plays as the wrestlers begin to make their way
up the aisle one at a time. As one walks down the aisle, once he is
half-way, the other wrestler begins to make the long walk as well.]

Juvy: From the underground of America, standing 6'6", weighing 265 lbs,
here is finalist...

 	    " N I G H T S H A D E "   J E R E M Y   L O C K E ! ! 

Stan Carter: Jeremy Locke, along with his half-brother, Nick Demola,
survived the Scaffold Match to get here, and "survive" is the best word
I can use to describe it. 

Rick Styles: I really don't like his chances though, not with that very
obvious left limp. That's why I don't wrestle Scaffold matches, by the
way. 

Johnny Diamond: I didn't even notice that, good looking out there, Rick.

Stan Carter: Just when I thought you couldn't be any more annoying,
Johnny...

Juvy: From Rahway New Jersey, standing 6'3", weighing 249 pounds, here
is finalist...

			N I C K   D E M O L A ! ! ! 

Stan Carter: Give Nick Demola a huge credit, no matter what happens from
this point on, he is a winner in Wrestlebowl, confronting his fear of
heights and helping him and Locke win the Scaffold match. 

Rick Styles: Just like I knew he would. Nick's a buddy of mine and I
know better then anyone just how psyched he is about this event. That's
why Nick Demola is my pick to win the whole Wrestlebowl II event. 

Johnny Diamond: Then he's my pick too. 

Stan Carter: Oh brother. 

Juvy: From Glasgow, Scotland, standing 5'9", weighing 190 lbs, here is
finalist..."THE FLYING SCOTTSMAN"...

 		   N E I L   M C D O U G A L L ! ! !

Stan Carter: One of the smallest men in the Battle Royale but a winner
of one of the biggest matches, Neil McDougal is here due to winning the
Last Blood Weapons match!!

Johnny Diamond: He's definitly one tough son of a gun...for an irishman
anyway. 

Rick Styles: Admitadely, I don't know much about McDougal, but I was in
the back watching his performance earlier and I have to admit, he was
pretty impressive thus far in Wrestlebowl II. 

Juvy: From San Angelo, Texas, standing 6'6", weighing in at 228 lbs,
accompanied by "Crimson" Joe Reed, here is finalist...

		T H E   L A D Y   I N   R E D ! ! !

Stan Carter: Our one female participant in the Two Ring Battle Royale,
The Lady In Red, as she survived the Tables Match!! 

Johnny Diamond: Although technically, Erin McCoys was a winner also, but
those doctors are so picky about minor injuries, and they wouldn't let
her advance.

Stan Carter: Minor injuries? She broke 2 ribs and bruised one. 

Rick Styles: Check it out in the ring, Demola and Locke glare at
oneanother from opposite sides while Neil McDougall keeps an eye on BOTH
men while climbing in.

Juvy: At a combined weight of 452 lbs, here are finalists ANDREW "FLASH"
TUCKER and "MONEY DRIVEN" MIKE SEBASTIAN, they are...

		S T R I C T L Y   B U S I N E S S ! ! ! 

Stan Carter: Here come the UWF tag team champions, Andrew Tucker and
Mike Sebastian, confident as ever. And they should be as they are here
due to their victory over The Ghost Dancers, Too Damn Nasty and Steel
Cage in the ladder match! I notice your staring down at them as they
pass with a bit of disdain, Rick.

Rick Styles: It's no secret that I wouldn't throw a rope to either of
these guys if I saw them drowning...and I have to believe that the
feeling is mutual on their part. 

Johnny Diamond: Based on the comments Strictly Business has made AND
your altercation with Andrew Tucker during the Masters of the Ring
tourney, I'd say that's a pretty accurate belief. 

Stan Carter: Tucker and Sebastian greet their fans, slapping the hands
of those who reach out to them. 

Juvy: To be led to the ring by Ms. Lydia, from Detroit, Michigan,
standing 6'6" tall, weighing in at 305 lbs, here is finalist...

			W I L L I A M   C R A V E N ! ! ! 

Stan Carter: What a story it would be if William Craven were to win
Wrestlebowl. He's already been on the victorious side of War Games and
is now in the Battle Royale despite being a late edition, replacing Eddy
Jacks. 

Rick Styles: Who the hell let Eddy Jacks into Wrestlebowl to begin with
anyway?

Juvy: At a combined weight of 470 lbs, from Tombstone, Arizona, here are
finalists BRENT MAVERICK and DOC HOLLIDAY they are...

		T H E   O U T L A W S ! ! ! 

Stan Carter: Another strong team making their way to the ring, it was
the actions of Doc Holliday attacking Tragedy's wife, Comedy, that
helped their team advance past War Games. 

Johnny Diamond: Definitly a dirty deed by Doc Holliday, enough to
impress anyone, even you, Rick. 

Rick Styles: Well, I can't exactly call myself a fan of these guys, as
you know, we've had our run-ins in the past. 

Stan Carter: Although I think you've had run-ins with just about
everyone involved in this match. The Outlaws are half-way up the aisle
as William Craven steps through the ropes while Lydia takes her place at
ringside across from Joe Reed. 

Juvy: From Los Angeles, California, standing SEVEN FEET TALL, weighing
in at 345 lbs, here is finalist..."THE LAST AMERICAN BADASS" 

  		      A L E X    M A R T I N E Z ! ! ! 

Stan Carter: Listen to the crowd reaction to Alex Martinez, who was part
of the War Games team to be here. He's wearing one of his old "New
Alliance" t-shirt. 

Rick Styles: Those were definitly the good ol' days when Alex Martinez
and I were part of the New Alliance stable along with Kyle Kamikaze who
I saw in the crowd and The Suicidal Stallions. Of course, that was
before Alex and I had our differences over the UEW title and we began
our little feud. Now we really don't like each other. 

Johnny Diamond: That's okay, it looks like Martinez brought his own
ally...in that silver-colored aluminum baseball bat. 

Stan Carter: Are they really going to let him in the ring with that? 

Johnny Diamond: YOU go down there and tell him he can't use it. 

Juvy: From Paoli, Indiana, standing 6'8" tall, weighing 288 lbs, here is
finalist..."TOO COOL" 

		       C H R I S   H O P P E R ! ! !

Johnny Diamond: Look at this, Rick, another guy you've had problems
with. 

Stan Carter: Chris Hopper waves to his fans in attendance...

Rick Styles: Yeah, all three of them. 

Stan Carter: ...after his impressive victory in the Ellimination Match.
And Rick, is there ANYONE in this match who you actually like and that
you HAVEN'T had problems with in the past? 

Rick Styles: I told you, Nick Demola. Although this next guy coming out
is also someone I can respect. 

Juvy: To be led towards the ring by the tag team of Fire and Ice, from
Quebec City, Canada, standing 6 feet tall, weighintg 236 lbs, here is
finalist..."MR. RATINGS" 

			W A R R E N   H A Y E S ! ! !

Stan Carter: Look at the cocky look on Warren Hayes' face, yeah he may
be here in the two ring Battle Royale, but during the Ellimination
match, HE DID THE LEAST!!

Rick Styles: But if you think about it, that's smart, he walks in with
the most energy against a whole bunch of exhausted opponents. 

Johnny Diamond: VERY good analysis, Mr. Styles, sir. 

Stan Carter: JOHNNY! Are you going to be like this the entire match? 

Johnny Diamond: Be like what? By the way, Rick, if your seat is
uncomfortable, I could get a pillow for you. 

Juvy: From Los Angeles, California, standing 6'2", weighing in at 225
lbs, here is finalist...

			W A R L O C K ! ! ! 

Stan Carter: Warren Hayes exchanges heated words with Chris Hopper from
the ring apron as Warlock steps through the curtain and begins to jog to
the ring. Warlock pulled off a big shocker when he won The Great
Hunt...disguised as another Predator. 

Johnny Diamond: And that surprised me big-time. This guy is as Loco as
they come, we're talking "insane in the membrane". Total nutcase.

Rick Styles: I'd say crazy like a FOX though, remember he also didn't
see much action in his win. People tend to underestimate Warlock due to
his flamboyant actions, and that's why he already has one Battle Royale
victory to his name, from last year's "March To The Millenium" event. 

Juvy: To be led towards the ring by his tag team partner, Donnie Blake,
from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 235 lbs, here is
finalist...CONTRACT KILLER

			C H R I S   C O R E Y ! ! !

Stan Carter: Chris Corey is here due to being declared the best
Lumberjack by Gabriel Whitecross. 

Johnny Diamond: Correction, he AND his partner were declared the best
lumberjacks. Chris Corey is here due to winning the coin toss. 

Rick Styles: Uh oh, the referees are having some trouble in that ring.
Martinez is trying to start this thing up already by going after William
Craven who's across the ring...and it's taking all four of the referees
to keep him back. 

Juvy: From Chicago, Illinois, standing 6'10", weighing 300 lbs, to be
led towards the ring by Candyfloss, here is finalist..."THE CANDYMAN" 

			D A M I A N    R O S E ! ! ! 

Stan Carter: Here comes the winner of our Lumberjack match, Damian Rose.
He is also the final victor in his long-time war with Trixxster. Now he
has the chance to make it a perfect night. 

Johnny Diamond: Isn't this another guy you don't get along with, Rick? 

Rick Styles: Aren't they all? Uh oh, things are getting rowdy in ring
one, although at this point, I'd say it's more of an intimidation ploy
by each of them in that ring then anything else. No one wants to get
tossed out by the refs at THIS point. 

Juvy: AND FINALLY...To be led towards the ring by Johnny Terror, from
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, standing 6'0", weighing 222 lbs, here is the
defending Wrestlebowl Champion...."SUDDEN DEATH" 

		      S H A N E    M A T T H E W S ! ! !

Stan Carter: Here comes the champion, Shane Matthews to the ring,
looking a bit less then 100 percent, but as hell. 

Johnny Diamond: And you can thank THAT man in the ring, Warren Hayes for
putting the hurting on Matthews. 

Rick Styles: Alright, I just gotta point something out here, Shane
Matthews has a bad wheel, and a huge match to go into, yet he's
scurrying down that long aisle like a bat out of hell. Why not SAVE your
energy as opposed to wasting it in getting to the ring? 

Stan Carter: It's because Matthews has one target in mind right now and
it's Warren Hayes!! MATTHEWS SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND GOES RIGHT
AFTER HAYES WITH RIGHT HANDS, BACKING HIM AGAINST THE ROPES!! Chris
Hopper and Jeremy Locke begin to exchange blows in the center of the
ring! Chris Corey attempts a kick to the gut of Damian Rose, but Rose
catches his foot...INZIGUIRI KICK BY CHRIS COREY TO THE HEAD OF "THE
CANDYMAN" DAMIAN ROSE!!

Johnny Diamond: Look at this, Brent Maverick went right after Mike
Sebastian while Andrew Tucker slugs it out with Doc Holliday! 

Rick Styles: There's my man, Nick Demola with some help, he double
axehandles Tucker to the back of the head, but now, not surprisingly, he
finds himself getting doubleteamed by both members of Strictly Business
who are playing ping-pong on Demola's head with right hands. I guess
so much for their fight with the Outlaws. 

Stan Carter: They're fighting by the ropes...but keep an eye on the
Outlaws, Holliday and Maverick both charge...MAVERICK WITH A CLOTHESLINE
ON SEBASTIAN AS HOLLIDAY HITS A HIGHCROSS BODY PRESS ON TUCKER!! ALL
FOUR MEN GO OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!!

Rick Styles: All four men are elliminated and it looks like The Outlaws
did that on purpose. 

Juvy: Ladies and Gentlemen, Both Strictly Business and The Outlaws HAVE
BEEN ELLIMINATED FROM RING #1!! 

Johnny Diamond: In the ring, Neil McDougall is firing chops at The Lady
In Red in the corner and Warlock staggers the much larger William Craven
with two thumbs in the eyes. 

Rick Styles: Meanwhile, Alex Martinez stands with his bat over his
shoulder in the opposite corner, just waiting to see who will be the
first to challenge him. 

Stan Carter: On the floor, Strictly Business and The Outlaws are still
brawling. Referees Joe Bruise and Mikey Johnson are trying to split them
up. SEBASTIAN SLAMS MAVERICK'S HEAD INTO THE TIMEKEEPER'S TABLE!! Here
comes Holliday now with a running flying forearm to Sebastian...TUCKER
FOLLOWS IT UP WITH RUNNING SPLASH OFF OF THE TABlE!! 

Johnny Diamond: Finally, Maverick grabs Holliday by the arm and pulls
him away as the two referees get between both teams. 

Stan Carter: On the other side of the ring, Shane Matthews wraps his
arms around Warren Hayes' waist AND RUNS HIM THROUGH THE TOP AND MIDDLE
ROPES!! Both men are now on the floor, but they're still a part of the
battle in ring 1, as referee John Mitchells is trying to tell them. 

Rick Styles: We have a challenge going on in ring 2, The Outlaws just
rolled into the second ring...AND THEY'RE WAVING ON STRICTLY BUSINESS!!

Johnny Diamond: Whoa, this is the fight many fans wrote in saying they
were hoping to see it as part of Wrestlebowl II...AND HERE COMES
STRICTLY BUSINESS!!

Stan Carter: Sebastian and Tucker each slide under the bottom rope as
The Outlaws charge! Sebastian and Tucker duck clotheslines...TUCKER WITH
A SPINNING HEEL KICK ON BRENT MAVERICK AS SEBASTIAN NAILS HOLLIDAY WITH
A FORWARD JAWBREAKER!!

Johnny Diamond: In ring 1, Look who's finally going after Alex Martinez,
IT'S WARLOCK, DUCKING A SWING OF THE BAT AND HITTING AN UPPERCUT TO THE
JAW OF ALEX MARTINEZ!! Now he's...

Rick Styles: ...trying to follow it up with a bodyslam? What the hell's
he thinking?

Stan Carter: Martinez doesn't budge....but "The Last American Badass"
wraps his arms around Warlock's waist...lifts him up for a powerbomb AND
DROPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!!!

Juvy: Ladies and Gentlemen, Warlock HAS BEEN ELLIMINATED FROM RING 1!!

Stan Carter: In ring 2, while Mike Sebastian rams his shoulder into the
gut of Brent Maverick against the tunbuckles, Andrew Tucker throws
Holliday into the ropes and ducks down, DOC HOLLIDAY WITH A SPINNING
NECKBREAKER!! This brings out Sebastian, who grabs Holliday from behind
AND HITS A TEXTBOOK TRIANGLE SUPLEX!!

Johnny Diamond: Now we're seeing classic doubleteam manuevers of
Strictly Business as Tucker gets back up, Sebastian sets Holliday up in
the corner, gets on all fours in front of him in Launchpad
posistion....Tucker dashes towards him...leaps off Sebastian's back AND
HITS HOLLIDAY IN THE FACE WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK IN MID-AIR!!

Stan Carter: Maverick, who took the time to rest, sneaks up behind
Sebastian, catches him before he can react AND HITS A NORTHERN LIGHTS
SUPLEX!! 

Rick Styles: Heh, anyone notice Warlock has entered ring 2, and
immediately took a seat in the corner and is now just watching the two
tag teams going at it? 

Stan Carter: On the floor, It has been all Shane Matthews hammering
Warren Hayes, until Hayes caught him with a thumb to the throat. Now,
Hayes hooks Matthews' neck, Hayes lifts Matthews up...

Johnny Diamond: ...AND DROPS HIM ON THE CEMENT WITH A FACESLAM SUPLEX!! 

Stan Carter: The action has gotten heavy in ring 1 as William Craven
chokes out Nick Demola in the corner but Demola is saved by....JEREMY
LOCKE?? 

Rick Styles: How's that for a turn of events? Demola and Locke are
working together, firing boots to the gut of Craven. NOW THEY'RE BEING
JOINED BY DAMIAN ROSE!! Three kicks to the gut of Craven all at once. 

Stan Carter: Alex Martinez has tossed that Baseball bat and now he's
firing forearms to the head of Chris Corey. The Lady In Red leans
against the corner, waiting for an opening. Neil McDougall sends Hopper
into the ropes, but Hopper reverses it...HOPPER CATCHES MCDOUGALL WITH A
SPINEBUSTER!! Hopper's right back on his feet, raising his arms in the
air!!

Johnny Diamond: And that's the opening The Lady In Red was waiting
for...HUGE KICK TO THE GROIN OF FROM BEHIND BY THE LADY IN RED!!
"Crimson" Joe Reed celebrates at ringside!!

Stan Carter: Warren Hayes has finally re-entered the ring after seeing
that move AND HE BULLDOGS THE STAGGERED CHRIS HOPPER!! Meanwhile, The
Lady In Red picks up Neil McDougall...POWERBOMB IN THE CENTER OF THE
RING BY THE LADY IN RED!!!

Rick Styles: That shouldn't surprise anyone, seeing as how even though
McDougall's a guy, he STILL gives up about 30 pounds to The Lady In Red. 

Stan Carter: Across in ring 2, Holliday picks Andrew Tucker up AND
SPIKES HIM WITH THE ARIZONA SODBUSTER!! Across the ring, we have
Maverick throwing Sebastian into the ropes! Maverick catches Sebastian
with the tilt-a-whirlbackbreaker...BUT SEBASTIAN TURNS IT INTO A FLYING
HEADSCISSORS!! 

Rick Styles: Warlock seemed to like that, he's applauding the move. 

Stan Carter: Now it's Holliday and Sebastian exchanging blows in the
center of the ring! Sebastian backs Holliday up against the ropes and
irish whips him to the other side! Holliday ducks a
clothesline...rebounds off, stands his ground as Sebastian
charges...HOLLIDAY WITH A BACK BODYDROP INTO BRENT MAVERICK WHO CATCHES
SEBASTIAN AND HITS A PILEDRIVER!! 

Johnny Diamond: Check it out back in ring 1, while The Candyman backs
away, Locke and Demola have William Craven set up for a double
suplex...I don't think they can do it though...Demola and Locke LIFT HIM
UP AND HIT THE DOUBLE SUPLEX!!! 

Rick Styles: What a feat of strength...but William Craven pops right
back up to his feet AND HITS A MAFIA KICK TO THE CHEST OF JEREMY LOCKE,
WHICH SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!! 

Juvy: Ladies and Gentlemen, "Nightshade" Jeremy Locke HAS BEEN
ELLIMINATED FROM RING 1!!

Stan Carter: Across the ring, Alex Martinez throws Chris Corey off the
ropes, but The Contract Killer manages to duck Martinez's big
boot...COREY WITH A DROPKICK TO THE EXPOSED KNEE OF ALEX MARTINEZ!! 

Rick Styles: That was smart thinking, he hit the left knee just before
Martinez could get his right leg back onto the ground. 

Stan Carter: Corey, realizing he has the big man staggered, runs to the
ropes...HAYES LUNGES AND GRABS THE TOP ROPE, YANKING IT DOWN!! CHRIS
COREY FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!!

Juvy: Ladies and Gentlemen, Chris Corey HAS BEEN ELLIMINATED FROM RING
1!!!

Johnny Diamond: And there's his partner, Donnie Blake, up on the apron
and right in Hayes' face. 

Stan Carter: Referee Chris Riley is there immediately warning Blake to
get off the apron, as well as to tell him to get to ring 2 where Brent
Maverick launches Andrew Tucker into the ropes WITH A HUGE BELLY TO
BELLY RELEASE SUPLEX!! 

Rick Styles: Meanwhile, Jeremy Locke wants to get into the ring, but
Warlock is standing by the ropes, motioning him to "come and get in"
while blocking his way.

Stan Carter: In ring 1, it's Neil McDougall, Damian Rose and The Lady In
Red all exchanging blows back and forth in the center of the
ring...WARREN HAYES HITS LADY IN RED WITH A CLOTHESLINE FROM BEHIND!!
Meanwhile, Nick Demola steps out of the way as Alex Martinez walks
across the ring and stands face to face with William Craven!! From
behind, Chris Hopper runs Nick Demola towards the ropes and attempts to
get him over, but Demola has his arms wrapped around the top rope. 

Johnny Diamond: Across to the other ring, Brent Maverick shoves Andrew
Tucker to the ropes and tries to dump him over. He'd better watch his
back, because here comes Doc Holliday.

Stan Carter: Chris Corey slides into the ring...AND CUTS DOC HOLLIDAY
OFF WITH A SUPERKICK!! Meanwhile, Jeremy Locke reaches under the bottom
rope, grabs Warlock's leg and pulls him out of the ring. That allows him
to slide in. Warlock slides in as well but is caught by Jeremy Locke
with an elbow drop. 

Rick Styles: What the hell is Shane Matthews doing over in the first
ring?

Stan Carter: As Damian Rose blocks a blow from McDougall and hits the
smaller man with a short-arm lariat clothesline, Shane Matthews is
pearched high up no the top rope!!

Rick Styles: That's a DANGEROUS place to be in a battle royale. 

Stan Carter: SHANE MATTHEWS FLIES ACROSS HALF THE RING AND CONNECTS WITH
A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF DAMIAN ROSE!!! Rose is propelled forward AND
OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!! 

Juvy: Ladies and Gentlemen, "The Candyman" Damian Rose HAS BEEN
ELLIMINATED FROM RING 1!!

Johnny Diamond: And now it's the big guys going at it, Alex Martinez
with a right hand!! William Craven rebounds with one of his own!! CRAVEN
WITH A KICK TO THE RIBS OF MARTINEZ!! Martinez fires back with double
rake to the eyes. 

Stan Carter: Across the way, Brent Maverick has Andrew Tucker over the
top rope! The only thing saving Tucker is his arms and legs which are
wrapped across the middle and bottom ropes!! Maverick is hunched over,
trying to shove him out!! 

Johnny Diamond: But Holliday is tied up with Chris Corey who punches
away on him in the corner...and here comes Mike Sebastian!!

Stan Carter: Sebastian lifts up Brent Maverick's legs...AND TURNS HIM
OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!! Brent Maverick is the first man
elliminated from the Two Ring Battle Royale!! And now, Sebastian steps
away as Tucker rolls himself under the bottom rope! 

Juvy: Ladies and Gentlemen, Brent Maverick HAS BEEN ELLIMINATED FROM THE
BATTLE ROYALE!! 

Rick Styles: And here comes some size into ring 2, "The Candyman" Damian
Rose, who joins Jeremy Locke in the kicking away at Warlock. 

Stan Carter: As Craven battles Martinez and Demola rakes Hopper in the
eyes, breaking his throw-out attempt, Matthews and McDougall are
exchanging blows. McDougall blocks a right hand and fires one of his
own. Now a reverse knifedge chop by McDougall!! McDOUGALL WITH A
SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE OFF THE ROPES...AND HE HOOKS MATTHEWS INTO THE
ST. ANDREWS CROSS!!

Johnny Diamond: That's his version of the Texas Cloverleaf!! Matthews is
struggling to escape, but I don't know what good a submission move is.

Rick Styles: It softens up the opponent, making him an easy ellimination
later.

Stan Carter: In ring 2, Damian Rose has just turned on Jeremy Locke with
a kick to the gut..WARLOCK FROM HIS KNEES HITS BOTH MEN WITH LOW
BLOWS!!! Across the ring, Chris Corey has Holliday in the corner, but
Doc Holliday seems enthralled with his tights, he's reaching in there
for something.

Johnny Diamond: Is NOW the time for that? 

Stan Carter: Oh please, Johnny. Chris Corey backs off half-way across
the ring. COREY CHARGES WITH A SPLASH...DOC HOLLIDAY THROWS SALT IN HIS
EYES JUST BEFORE COREY CONNECTS!! Holliday with a right hand knocks
Corey's partner, Donnie Blake off the apron! Holliday grabs Corey by the
back of the head AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!! 

Juvy: Ladies and Gentlemen, CHRIS COREY HAS BEEN ELLIMINATED FROM THE
BATTLE ROYALE!!

Johnny Diamond: Look out, Damian Rose is caught by Mike Sebastian with a
running dropkick, staggering him into th ropes AND NOW CHRIS TUCKER HITS
HIM WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!! Over the top he goes!! 

Rick Styles: DAMIAN ROSE IS OUT OF THERE!! 

Juvy: Ladies and Gentlemen, "The Candyman" Damian Rose HAS BEEN
ELLIMINATED FROM THE BATTLE ROYALE!! 

Rick Styles: So, that leaves us with 8 men in the first ring and 5 men
in the second!!



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