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The only thing worse than being a goalie in the NHL is being a javelin catcher for a track and field team !!

The Goaltender's Psalm

The puck is my shepherd; I shall not ice. It maketh me save in unnatural positions; It leadeth me into leg splits; It restoreth my fans' faith; It leadeth me in the paths of odd-man rushes. Yea, though I skate in the valley of the shadow of the net, I will fear no sniper; For my stick is with me; My facemask and pads they comfort me; They annointeth my body with SportsCreme; My back-up tippeth over! Surely coaches and trainers shall follow me All the games of my life. And I shall dwell in the house of the Colorado Avalanche forever.