THE LOSERVILLE INCOGNITO

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TEAM INFO
LOCATION: Loserville, Population: You
ARENA NAME: Loserville Arena
COACH: Jerk Meov
CAPTAIN: Ron Francis
ASSISTANT CAPTAINS: Peter Bondra, Vincent Damphousse
OWNER: Quentin "Asshole" Hopcraft
PHILOSOPHY: Can't win, don't try!! Trying is the first step to failure.
AFTER THOUGHT: We are not as gay as the rest of the league!!!!!!! Especially those Holas, what a retarded name!! What kind of team name are the Holas anyway?
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YEAR BY YEAR RECORD
Season GP W L T P GF GA Finish Playoffs
1998 80 35 34 11 81 265 269 6th in the Eastern Conference lost to Seinfelds 4-3 in round 1
1999 84 29 47 8 66 286 322 7th in the Eastern Conference didn't qualify
TEAM RECORDS
RECORD ## SEASON
Most Points 81 1998
Wins 35 1998
Losses 47 1999
Ties 11 1998
Goals For 286 1999
Goals Against 322 1999

PLAYER RECORDS
RECORD PLAYER ## SEASON
Most Goals P. Bondra 56 1999
Most Assists R. Francis 48 1998
Most Points P. Bondra 90 1990
Most PIM's B. Isbister 351 1999
Most Points/Rookie R. Francis 66 1998
Best GA Average C. Osgood 3.26 1998
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