Sarah watched the last episode of Sailor Moon on TV. Then, it was back to work under her apprenticeship with The Undertaker. She got up and got his uniform from the cleaners. He was at an autograph session at the local mall with Paul.

Meanwhile...

"Now, how do I know your the REAL thing Mr... " Mr. McMahon said.

"Zulos... I am a nightmare mage..." the man replied.

McMahon wanted Undertaker and Kane out of the way so his corperation would flourish without their interferrence. But they needed someone with supernatural powers...

"Alright, Mr. Zulos... I want you to be The Undertaker and Kane's worst nightmare... I don't care WHAT it takes." McMahon said.

"As you wish... it is my pleasure, after he sealed me away for all those years!" Zulos said before teleporting away.

Back at the Mall...

Storm, Christine, Megan, and Elentari were lined up to get autographs from their favorite superstar, The Undertaker... and Kane was going to be there in less than five minutes, or so the scheduale said.

"Omigosh, omigosh, omigosh, omigosh..." Storm said, almost hyperventilating.

"Now take it easy, Storm! I know this is a big day for you!" Megan tried to resassure her "Once we get this portfolio of fandom to Kane and The Undertaker, you can go home happy instead of fainting."

"Omigosh, omigosh, omigosh..." Storm kept repeating.

"You're hopeless, sometimes..." Elentari said, half laughing.

"I'm waiting to see The Undertaker myself." Christine said.

With the girls chatting on as they got closer to the line (with Storm hyperventalating all the way), Sarah, with her backstage pass, arrived at The Undertaker's side.

"Uniform's all clean, sir. After last night's match, you can hardly see the blood." she said.

"Excellent, Sarah. Now have a break, please. You work too hard for my sake," Taker replied.

"I suppose so, but you know, I take pleasure in what I do." Sarah said.

"Heh, I BET for ten bucks an hour!" Paul snapped.

"Hey, I NEED that car. College life isn't easy," Sarah said as she crossed her arms.

It was finally the Brides' turn and Storm froze in her tracks with the portfolio full of fandom...

"Storm, GIVE HIM the portfolio..." Megan said.

"Muh.... Muh... Mister Undertaker... Muh..." Storm said, surprised to see him.

Sarah looked at Storm long and hard, thinking she looked familiar. The Undertaker smiled at Storm musingly at her dumbfoundedness. Paul was just annoyed.

"Storm?" Sarah asked.

With that, Kane's music came on the PA. The Undertaker had stayed too long signing autographs. As he approached, she looked up with stars in her eyes. He then stood in front of her, looking at her in return. Storm then did the only thing she could do... passed out.

"Storm! Oh for the love of..." Megan said, trying to pick her up.

That's when the evil laughter started. It echoed in the area until Zulos appeared, hovering over the Brides and the rest.

"Heh... this is interesting... now, who's dream will I use?" Zulos said, looking at each of the Brides.

"Zulos!" The Undertaker shouted.

"Long time no see, deadman! Mr. McMahon sends his regards after signing those release forms for your brother. Ahhh..." Zulos said, turning to Sarah, "You will do nicely!"

With that, he zapped the group of Kane, Taker and the brides with magical energy. Within seconds they all dissappeared with Zulos. All that remained was Paul and a snoozing Sarah on the table.

"Damnit, child! You oversleep as it is!" Paul snapped.

Chapter Two

The brides and The Undertaker awoke in some dark street. Storm awoke first, shaking her head and trying to clear the cobwebs. "Ow... are you other guys alright?" she asked.

Each of the Brides got up slowly, trying to clear their minds. The whole atmosphere was a cartoon. They were ALL Cartoons.

"What happened?" Christine said.

"Fine here, Storm." Megan said "But... who's THAT?"

The brides looked at another girl who was laying on the street with them. She was an amazon with long red hair, wearing mostly black with elbow pads and fingerless gloves.

"Blast... what happened?" She said as she tried to get up.

"Um... miss? Do you know where we are?" Elentari asked.

It was Christine who had her eyes wide as she looked at the stranger...

"Omigosh... UNDERTAKER?!" she exclaimed.

The girl looked at her oddly with her big green eyes. She got up slowly as the other Brides gawked at her with disbelief.

"Yes, Creature, what is it?" she replied.

With that, the Brides started howling with laughter, unable to control themselves. The Undertaker was clueless as to WHY they were laughing... that is... until he looked down at himself. The look on his face was priceless as the Brides laughed even louder. He... she... looked at them with a stern face as he crossed his arms at them.

"I FAIL to see the HUMOR in this..." he stated, almost yelling.

The brides continued to laugh, despite his sterness. Hey, it's not everyday you see what was the Lord of Darkness reduced to a cute amazon cartoon girl. After about five minutes of laughing, they finally gained composure and stood up. Megan came up and patted Undertaker on the shoulder.

"I... I'm sorry, Taker, it's just..." Megan said before laughing again "... You... You're a GIRL!"

The Undertaker started to stare daggers at the group of them before they finally stopped laughing.

"Awwww... We're sorry, Taker!" Storm said sadly "It's just that... well... we don't see you like this everyday and..."

"Save it for later, Creatures... we have to find out where we are." Taker said.

"I can tell you." A familiar voice said.

"Sarah?" Taker said as he turned.

There was a black cat with a [--x- symbol on her head. She gladly tiptoed up to the Brides and the female Undertaker and smiled catly at them with big brown eyes that looked like Sarah's.

"I am Reivyn and I have looked for you for a very long time, Scouts," the cat said.

"Reivyn?! That's Sarah's nickname! Is that you, Sarah?" The Undertaker exclaimed.

"Sarah?... No my name is Reivyn. I am to be your mentor, for you, Taker, are Sailor Scout of the Darkness. Sailor Necros." The cat replied.

"Excuse me?" Taker replied.

"I'm surprised you and the other scouts found your way here, Sailor Necros..." Reivyn replied "The Sailor of Sky is with you."

With that she approached Storm and sat down.

"How do you do, Sailor Storm?" Reivyn said Smiling catly at her.

"HUH???" Storm said, confused.

"This whole THING is weird!" Christine said.

"I'm with you," said Elentari.

Reivyn then tiptoed to them.

"Even the Sailor Scouts of Heaven and Hades are here! What luck!" the cat said.

"Oookay..." Megan said, "Now, what Sailor am I?"

The cat lept for joy and appeared near Megan.

"AND Sailor of Earth?" the cat replied, "Sailor Druid, Sailor Storm, Sailor Angel and Sailor Devil here with Sailor Necros? The world is saved!"

Undertaker stood there for a few moments, looking at the cartoon world...

"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!" he exclaimed.

Chapter Three

Zulos looked on from his advantage point in the dream.

"Heh... this will be great... after I kill them all here, I collect my fee and extract revenge," Zulos said, "I'll finish this section of the dreamworld and put an end to their miserable lives."

Chapter Four

Another figure looked on... his cape whisping in the night sky. He looked down at the Sailor Scouts, wishing he could help... but the time wasn't right. He turned and hovered away, the cape behind him flowing gracefully.

Chapter Five

The cat did a flip and a jump, producing 4 wands and a pendant for The Undertaker.

"With these you can tranform into your true selves... with them come powers beyond any you have ever seen." Reivyn replied.

Storm picked up hers and looked at it, pulling and pushing it, trying to make it work.

"Trust me on this... just hold your wand and say the Element you have then 'Power,' " Reivyn said.

"Oookay, whatever..." Storm said, "Sky POWER!"

With that, the wind and thunder swirled around her making her wear a light blue Sailor uniform with thunderbolt earrings and black skirt with blue ribbons and knee-high boots. She had a tiara on her head.

"Whoh!" Christine said, "LEMME try!" With that, Christine snatched her wand. "Heaven POWER!"

With that, the darkness faded and a bright light hit Christine, swirrling around her like fireflies. They all gathered together around her forming a white Sailor outfit, with a purple skirt and silver ribbons and high heels. She had cute star earrings to go with it. She also had a tiara.

"Awwww... I wanted the boots!" Christine said.

Megan picked up her wand and looked at Reivyn sternly.

"This goes against EVERYTHING I learned in physics class," Megan said.

Elentari picked up her wand. "Hey, magic works for me," she said before, "HADES POWER!"

With that the ground split under her and fire encircled her, forming a red Sailor suit with a black skirt and brown ribbons and boots. She had pitchfork earrings that dangled. She, too, had a tiara.

"Well, when in Rome," Megan said, "Earth power!"

Green energy swirled around her as well as vines and leaves, giving her a light green sailor outfit with a black skirt and gold ribbons and high heels. She had a tiara on her head.

With that, they looked at The Undertaker, crossed arms and all. They all gave him that 'Well?' look. He returned their look with a cold stare.

"C'mon, Undertaker..." Megan said.

"Do I look like someone who will wear a skirt?" he replied.

"You look like a girl, though, it shouldn't be THAT bad," Storm said.

"I have the powers of the Darkside as it is, thank you..." Undertaker said sternly, but politely.

Reivyn then looked to the sky as a Dark Crystal appeared.

"Scouts! The forces of Lord Zulos are going to destroy this planet if we don't do something! Quick! We must use your powers against him!" Reivyn said.

"C'mon! This is gonna be FUN!" Sailor Storm said as she darted to the scene.

The rest of the Sailors soon followed as The Undertaker stood there with his pendant in his hand.

"What sort of insanity IS this?" he said to himself.

Chapter Six

Lord Zulos was collecting energy from the vast area, draining it severely.

"Soon, child, you and your friends will be mine for the taking," Zulos said.

"Not so fast, Zulos!" Sailor Storm said.

Zulos looked down from where he was and he saw the scouts, all in their outfits.

"In the name of the Darkside, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil," she said, pointing at Zulos "...and THAT means YOU!"

"Brilliant, Storm, where did you get THAT line?" Megan said.

Storm looked at her and smiled sheepishly. "I dunno, it just came out." Storm replied.

"Foolish girls, I will turn you into dust!" Zulos said as he charged up his gathered energy.

"Um... guys, I think he means us..." Elementari said.

"I think we should get out of the way," said Christine.

With that, a huge blast of energy leveled the floor below them, making them scatter different ways. A few rocks from the blast landed in front and behind Storm, cornering her in a wall of rock.

"Aaaaaaack... I... I don't wanna DIE!!" cried Storm.

"Heh, you will be the first to be finished, child," Zulos said.

Zulos extended his hand, his arm growing and bearing claws, ready to slash Storm's throat out. The Sailors tried to reach her in time as she screamed her lungs out, but suddenly a red rose on fire struck Zulo's hand before it hit Storm. As Storm looked up, on the roof of the building was a tall man in a red mask, tuxedo, and top hat, his cape flowing in the breeze. He lept down from where he was, almost floating to Storm. Storm looked up at her masked savior as he brought her into his arms and lept from the prison of rock.

"Ohmigosh Ohmigosh... Kane in a TUXEDO! EEP! Oh Tuxedo Kane!" Storm said lovingly as she hugged him. "Ohmigosh! You look SO GOOD in that tuxedo!"

Elementari was starting to get a bit jealous. "Storm gets ALL the luck!" she said.

Zulos was furious by this time. He was charging up for another blast of energy. Kane then threw another fire rose at his shoulder to stall him.

"What the heck are we gonna DO?" Christine yelped.

"Well, I see you've managed to keep yourself male, my brother," a familiar voice said.

Behind the group was... Sailor Necros in a black Sailor outfit and purple ribbons, boots, and skirt. She too had a tiara. The rest of the Sailors started to laugh their butts off with Kane giving muted chuckles.

"Laugh all you want... this whole thing is a dream." she replied.

Zulos grimmaced and fired his energy at the group and they scattered, getting bumps and bruises.

"It seems pretty BLOODY REAL to me!!!" Megan shouted.

"It's Zulos. I met him awhile back. He uses the dreams of others to do his dirty work. I think I know what to do," Sailor Necros said ,"Watch... you each have an attack!"

She carried with her a Scythe and poised it in the air.

"Death Reborn Revolution!!!" She said.

What that, hundreds of shadow tendrils started to attack Zulos, embedding themselves into his skin. Reivyn slowly tiptoed behind Sailor Necros.

"YOW!" Storm said, letting go of Kane, "We can ALL do that? Well... lemme see... Storm Mirager..." The energy from the skies crackled hard and fierce surrounding her with energy. "Megavolt!" she said.

The energy in the lightning zapped Zulos with many blasts of energy.

"WHOO HOO! Lemme try, Stormy!" Elementari exclaimed, "Hades Brimstone..." The earth below her let out huge amounts of lava and fire. "INFERNO!!!" Elementari said.

The lava erupted under Zulos and fried him unmercifully with it.

"Heaven's Light..." Christine said. The light from before surrounded her again. "Beam!"

The light from Christine blasted Zulos with less mercy than the last attack.

"Earth Vinyard..." Megan said. Vines started to crack from the cement like nothing and rise around her. "ENTANGLE!"

The vines wrapped themselves around Zulos, pinning him in midair...

His hold on the dreamworld slipped and they all floated in nothingness, back to normal. The vines, however, stayed on Zulos. The Undertaker, to say the least, was happy to return to his normal body. Storm cried because Kane lost his tuxedo.

"Now I may use my true power on you again, Zulos... prepared to be sealed!" The Undertaker said.

He rolled back his eyes and the vault of souls opened. Zulos was grabbed by many nameless souls and was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the other side.

Chapter Seven

Without another word, the Brides returned with Undertaker and Kane. They were in the positions about the time that Zulos came and teleported them, with the acception of Sarah asleep on the table.

"What happened?" Megan said.

Storm looked at the line behind her and looked sheepishly at Undertaker.

"Um... this is from us to you two brothers." Storm said quickly as she gave him the portfolio.

The Undertaker was confused at first, but acted like nothing happened. Kane tilted his head inquistively at the Brides, wondering who they were.

"I thank you, Miss... " The Undertaker said.

All the girls said their names at the same time. Paul looked very annoyed and the loud shouting of names woke up Sarah. She yawned and stretched.

"What happened?" Sarah asked sleepily.

"Good question," Christine said.

"Hey... You guys are the Brides!" said Sarah ,"Storm! Megan! It's me! Reivyn Poe! I had the weirdest dream."

"So, you're the one who posts all those nutty stories on our message board!" Storm said half teasingly.

The Brides and Sarah exchanged greetings, trying not to hold up the line behind them. After Kane and Undertaker finished their sessions they talked to the Brides and Sarah in private.

"Remeber our little adventure, Creatures... I doubt we shall have another like that persay." The Undertaker said.

"Yeah... Kane looked SO GOOD in that tuxedo!" Storm exclaimed.

Kane tilted his head and bowed his head bashfully.

"And one more thing, Sarah." Undertaker said.

"Yes sir?" Sarah said hopefully.

The Undertaker bent down and looked her straight in the eye coldly. "NEVER picture me as a girl again," he said. Sarah just looked at him back and smiled sheepishly and replied in a high squeeky voice,"Okay..."

(FROM THE INSANE MIND OF REIVYN POE)

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