It doesn't show dirt.
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
Why is the color brunette considered evil?
Have you ever seen a blonde witch?
How can you tell if a brunette is lonely?
Check her for a pulse.
What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A brunette rabbit.
Why do brunettes wear training bras?
It's cheaper than changing their Band-Aids every day.
Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?
Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious.
How do brunettes get the tangles out of their hair?
They use a rake.
Why don't brunettes get breast implants?
Because they've already spent their money on thigh and butt
implants.
What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
"What part of 'Yes' don't you understand?"
Why did God create brunettes?
So ugly men wouldn't feel left out.
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
From their underarms.
Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2000 for a breast job?
Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.
How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on a Saturday
night?
Startled.
What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
What's the difference between a brunette and trash?
At least the trash gets taken out once a week.
