The Anatomy Page

by The Jungle Cat

A Look Inside

La Moose

La Deer

La Bear

La Jungle Cat

(Please note the following deadly characteristics of this hunter)

- Notice the hat. Capable of covering bald spots thereby eliminating shine. Also used to cover Pea Brain

- Eyes. Two, usually bloodshot but extremely dangerous eyes with La Look

- Massive shoulders. Used to pull up heavy weights like when climbing treestands

- This body contains one ventilated lung and one good lung

- Protruding stomach. Used to store fat reserves for those long days in the stand

- Baggy pants to conceal massive sex organ

- Flat butt. Evolution has given this bowhunter treestand butt to spend long hours in the tree

- Fat legs. For endurance work while tracking his game and for running scared out of the bush after dark

Size 12 Feet. For stalking silently in the crunchy leaves