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VOLUNTEER IN SWEET TOOTH-A Hogar Crea volunteer decides to put in twenty times the amount of seeds, butter, and flavoring into the popcorn kettle. Well, he goes on break, and I smell something burning. I look at the popcorn kettle, and shit is flying everywhere, and I'm burned instantly lol. During the clean up with Alicia, we used all the cleaning supplies we had. We felt a bit bad afterwards lol.
TODD-Todd used to ride the badder mixer, aka the beast, in funnel cake all of the time. I thought it was the funniest thing in the world! He would ride it, and yell out stuff lol.
Alicia-I was at Sweet Tooth, and the one Hogar Crea (drug rehab person) told me I was drinking a lot of slice. I told him, "I'm drunk of slice." bad idea! Alicia said he was pist lol!
Marc-Marc V said something really funny to me and Evan is Sweet Tooth. He said like schloppy p-ssy with a hair tie or something. It made both me and Evan spit out our soda's all over the place!
Evan-When I was Evan's supervisor, he asked me if he could toss out the old cotton candy. I said yes. Well, he did this before the park closed, and people started to steal the cotton candy, and everyone was running around like crazy with cotton candy syndrome lol!
Evan 2-While working at Center Stage Snacks, Evan was salting the french fries, and the whole salt shaker top fell off into all of the fries. He said, "Umm, Word?" Everyone was laughing at him!
Christy-While in Center Stage Snacks, Christy would throw paper at me, and somehow, it would get stuck on me. One time, it got stuck in my shirt, and once in my pants..don't ask!
Nicole B.-One time, when in Center Stage Snacks, I was going to elbow drop the nacho machine for no apparent reason, and I missed and fell on my ass in front of Nicole. That was very very funny!
Tonya P.-Tonya was my girl for a week, yet she would not hang out with me outside of Dorney....go figure. One time in Center Stage Snacks, she was getting an ice cream for a customer, and she flung it at the customer on accident when she turned around!
Me-Foods 2 to Foods 21..Damnit, I'm in trouble again. Foods 21, signal 1 my office. Copy..yep, I am introuble alright lol!
Dave K.-In Center Stage, someone accidently made a mess by the soda boxes, and dave was walking around, and he fell right on his ass, but tried to make like he didn't fall at all..that was funny sh't!
Angela B.-While working in Sweet Tooth, Angela was the area, and she was throwing cases of Pepsi's at me in the THUNDERDOME! Well, I caught one, and she threw the next one while I was looking down, and it hit me right in the head lol.
John P.-At Just Chicken/Taco Bell, Henry is like..where is the calculator? I messed up on like three bags, because he needed a calculator to do some of the math. Anyway, I was mad because I thought carts Jeff had the calculator, but about a half hour later, John pulls the freakin' calculator out from his pocket!
Me-As a person comes up to the dipping dots window when I was a second time lineworker..."Excuse me, what flavors do you have." Me-Umm, you might want to check our menu. Customer-ohh, that makes sense!
Todd 2-As I get into work as an Area Sup., I get a Signal 1 Red Garter. Signal 1 means call. So, I'm walking up. And like 20 seconds later, I hear, signal 2 Red Garter..which means go there now. And, they had a fire there, and we never called security about it lol. That grill was gone for a bit lol!
Mel G.- I gave Mel a fake ring one day in the foods office to show my love for her. Now she's a damn full timer and getting married I think! argh!
Brit-Mike, you have to come back. It would be so fun to work together again. Me-Brit, I hate Dorney Park, I never want to go back there again!
Christy and Todd-At Lynsey's party in 2002, I was talking about being promoted. This is the time I was a lineworker for a couple of weeks. I said, "Man, the one place that I would never be a supervisor is in Just Chicken Taco Bell! That stand is sh't, and I hate it! However, Christy and Todd knew very well I was getting promoted the next day in that stand! haha!
Todd 3-As I'm sitting in the cotton candy wagon, Todd comes up to me and says, "Mike, Ellen would like to see you in her office now." I said, "Damnit, I didn't do anything wrong this year! What could she want?" Todd's like, "Yea, you didn't do anything wrong this year!"
Christy 2-While I was in Ellen's office, Stacie was to my right, and Christy was sitting to my left. Christy knew I was getting promoted, and I started to laugh. Then Ellen started laughing, and then Christy again. It was really funny. And Ellen is like, "Mike, are you interested in a sup. position in just chicken/taco bell? I'm like...is there anywhere else I could go? And she thought that was a good place for me, and she was right! hehe
John P. 2-John and I were in Ellen's office doing evaluations. I look over at her book case, and there is windows 98 for dumbies. However, that wasn't that funny, but like 1/4 of her literature on the wall had to do with TAco Bell haha~
Robby G.-Robby and I were doing stock behind Just Chicken/Taco Bell, and he was chucking Liquid Shortening boxes really hard. Well, he threw one, and it hit me right in the head, and cut open my lip. I am a hardcore stock man..FIFO!
Matt H.-My one lineworker in Just Chicken/Taco Bell goes into the one freezer..and says, I think it's reversing it's power, this freezer is at 100 degrees!
Darina-This international girl comes over to Just Chicken/TB while working in Dippin Dots Hercules. She states really fast, "I'm out of spoons, cups, pennies, dimes, nickels, and quarters. I thought it was so funny how she was like out of everything!
Christy 3-I told my Supervisor John I would go and get the X reading for the Turkey Leg cart for Ellen. So, I was up by Funzone Arcade, and couldn't find it. So, I call up from Lemon Chill Cannonball. I talk to Christy, and she's like..it's where it was last year. Well, I was the area last year, and I moved the cart to where it was. And I was like flipping out, because it wasn't there. So, I look around, and call John from a Funzone Arcade. He's like..stay there, I will call you back. So, I just left haha. I was so wanting to find this cart. While at the games thing, the guy wanted some ice tea, so I was like..come to Just Chicken Taco Bell lol. It was a joke, I told him I wanted a lava lamp hahah! So, I was yelling at Christy for being wrong, and then Josh from Village goes, yea...Mike is right. hahah. They only had the T-leg cart there during Halloweekends yea! ]
Christy 4-As my second time being a lineworker, I was working up at Chucks or something, and they wanted me to work in Solomon's Snacks because they were really short staffed. So I get there, and have mad lines everywhere. Well, the new thing from last year is the waffle maker. I kinda knew how to make them, and Christy was SUPPOSED to show me how to do it. Well, she left, and forgot to tell me. I forgot to use the Wesson Pan Coating, and it was everywhere, and I had to tell the customer it was broken. The full timer Greg (I call him Gerg) came in, and started laughing at the black waffle he saw in the trash lol.
Karen W.-Well, I was an area, and I got trashed at a party the night before just having fun with some Dorney Park friends. And I got to work, and I was talking nothing, and Karen and Matt A. were laughing at me. And, we went on top of the attic in Soloman's and nothing was up there, but we had to check it out because we were curious about what was up there! So, I jumped up, and all I saw was blackness. So, Matt gave me a Pepsi, and we chucked it up there lol.
Matt M.-I'm a Just Chicken Supervisor at the time, and they were calling for 90mph winds etc. John P. and I got the stand ready for the storm, and me and Matt were outside watching everyone run around like psycho's. So, we saw this Jew guy go running by, on his walk-e-talk-e, and he was like, "Gather up the kids!" It was so funny!
Rich D.-One of my lineworkers in Just Chicken and Taco Bell went outside to kill a bees nest. Before hand, Matt M. got some fryer oil, and gave it to me. I went outside, and poored it all over the bees, which had no chance against the steamy 360 degree liquid shortening haha. Then, afterwards, Richard gets a broom stick, and knocks down this bee hive as big as a fist. We all go running inside the stand very, very fast!
Christy and Dave K.-Christy and Dave were chatting with me, and they talk about how Ellen was chopping away at some ice down in village. Dave said that she had ice all over her hair, and she was trying to kill the ice lol!
Todd 4-While I was an area supervisor, all these ride ops people spilled all this trash behind The Red Garter. So, Ellen tells Todd to have someone sweep it up. he says NO. Ellen does it later on anyway.
Matt M. Matt H. and MAtt W.-We all were hanging out in JC/TB by the Supervisor table. And we had this carts lineworkers walk-e-talk-e, and Matt M was yelling bad stuff into the radio, and some girls were like, "Where are you!" Matt was like..Dorney Park!
John P. 3-While I was just starting in JC/TB, I was trying to get everything we didn't need out of the stand. Well, we got this new refrigerator, and they had put it outside. It was about to rain..so we started seran sp? wrapping it, and Todd helped too. We used a lot of seran wrap lol!
Ellen-Taco Bell was getting ready for inspection, because we were doing anything and everything wrong, because we weren't properly trained how to work the taco line. There are some metallic balls you have to put into the nacho cheese and red sauce pumps for them to work. So, Ellen said she would get me them. I ask her, "Ellen, did you get the balls yet?" She said, "No Mike, I didn't have time to touch the balls yet." I looked at her, and she turned all red lol!
Ryan F.-This lineworker in my stand JC/TB, a little bit off most of the most time. He was trying to be all sanitary with the ice scoop and the ice bin at his register. He takes out the ice scoop, and places it after up on the soda counter. That's unsanitary, so I thought that was funny. Then, he put it under the Mountain Dew Code Red, and he got a soda, and all the remainder of the soda leaked into the scoop..dough!
Mike S.-Mike was counting the $500 managers bag, and the bag was $20 short. He's like man, how could this bag be short? So, he calls the area Christy, and she can't figure it out either. And she states, "Ohh yea, I did a change run, the $20 is in my pocket!" DAH
Laura R.-I would try to talk to this girl in spanish, because she's from Columbia. I would say, "Donde Esta un taco bell register." Something stupid that makes no sense. She would say, damnit, you make no sense. It would be really funny. I did it all of the time.
Maggie B.-She's an international from the Czech or something at Dorney Park. She was at the cotton candy cart, and she ran all away across the park, to get help in JC/TB. The funny thing was that were not even in charge of that cart. She was all red in the face too lol.
Obie-He's a lineworker of mine in JC/TB, and one night we were closing. I think it was Kody and I. Obie was going to do the people's elbow (The Rock) to a cardboard soda box. He did it, and he fell on his ass. It was really really funny.
Ashley M.-It was a busy Saturday, and this small kid came up to Ashley's window. He's like, how much is a fry? I am like, 2.35. He said, ok, how much is chicken with fry? And, I said 7.05. Then he asked again, how much is a small fry. I am like, 2.35! The menu is right there. And Ashley starts cracking up. So, this kid doesn't have enough money, and runs away. Keep in mind, it's busy! I go over to Taco Bell, tell the story to Anthony and Obie. Then, I come back over, and somehow the kid got back in line, and he asks me again, how much is a small fry? SO, I'm like whatever. Then he asked me again! And Ashley was LHAO!
Mike S. 2-One of my best lineworkers, who is 20 at the time was being promoted. I knew about it, and ellen told me to send him down to the office. So, I said to him, "Mike, the foods office needs to see you. it's something about signing out on the time sheet or something weird like that." He comes back to the stand, and calls me a bastard lol.
Anthony F.-He's a lineworker in JC/TB. We got on the subject of nintendo games, and I asked...how many games do you think I have? He's like, umm, 50? I said, a lil higher. Then he said, umm, 70. And, I'm like, screw this, I have 690. lol!
Ashley 2-Ahsley was being all lazy one day, and she sat on a cardboard box. What she didn't know was that the box had nothing it in. The box bent, and she fell on her ghetto booty lol!
Laura-I wanted my girlfriend Laura to check out my stand for once in JC/TB. She comes up in the early morning, and Stacie the area supervisor comes walking in. I say, "umm dah umm" and Laura runs out of the stand lol!
Dana-She was an area supervisor at the time for cash handling. I attempted to fake makeout with her, but she turned her head really fast, and I licked her ear on accident. Funny stuff!
Ryan W.-We were going to punk this lineworker of mine. We filled up his ice bin with water, and wrote Punk'd on a paper towel in the bin. He opened the bin up when getting a soda for a customer, and he said, "What the hell!!!"
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