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A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got
spiked, multicolored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes
are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's without
shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry
and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He sits down in the only
vacant seat, directly across from an old man who just glares at him for
the next ten miles. Finally, the punk gets self conscious and barks
at the old man: "What are you looking at you old fart, didn't you
ever do anything wild when you were young?" Without missing a beat,
the old man replies, "Yeah. Back when I was young and in the Navy, I got
really drunk one night in Singapore, and fucked a parrot. I thought maybe
you were my son."
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