The Forbidden Zone
Welcome...to the Forbidden Zone.
OK. So you've found the "Forbidden Zone." So now what? What is so "forbidden" about this page? And why is this page hidden? I guess you can't be too sure about anything. For one though, there are deep philosophical issues discussed on this page, those that are to sophisticated to be discussed at school ^.^
For example, it's here that you might learn some interesting things about the drumline. In fact there's really a whole bunch of stuff you can find on this page. See it? No? Well it's there. You just gotta look. It's not there? Why, what are you talking about? It's right there!!! No I'm not insane. What's that? Well of course I'm sure I'm not insane. Besides, if I were insane, then how would I know anyways?
Just stuff that you probably didn't need to know:
Wanna know why Andres and Johnny were "temporarily" in the 1998 winter show? If you don't know then you never needed to, but here's a hint: K-9 5-O involved.
Grant somewhat started a legacy of beating up bass lines. In 1997-1998 each of the three other basses were attacked. In the beginning of the '98 season, Alex attacked all the basses for losing another part to the notorious tenor line.
The tenor line has apparently confiscated nearly all of the cool solos for this years show. Visuals replaced them.
Jason Breland has a voice like a girl and can't do push-ups.
Rob changes obsessions ever year.
Canada!
At concert festival in 1997, Eric Stanley (section leader at the time) forgot to bring the music!
If you thought the last one was bad, get this: At Graduation '98 Jason Breland (who was newly section leader) forgot the instruments!!!
Time to make the donuts!
Foe-Shue!
Scott played right field for the Marlins in 1997. He hurt his left knee, and that ended his baseball career.
Grant flipped out in Ohio over the matters of a disagreement on time zones and Oreo theft.
Drumline Etiquette 101
This section consists of tips on how to survive among the drumline.
Class 1: Don't act like this --->Forbidden activity.
So anyways, now we are talking about a matter of existence in itself. Sure, there are lots of secrets on this page. Do they exist? Well, it depends highly on point of view. Just go and read Zen and the Internet and you might find out. Or maybe consult a Muslim shaman? Do such people exist? Do you exist? By viewpoint, it's frankly obvious that you most certainly don't exist, for currently I am not talking to you, although you undoubtably think I am. Well actually, I am talking to you, but in a very odd way. I'm... ::gagged, crowd yells, "If he weighs the same as a duck, then he's a witch, and if he's a witch..."::
