The Cereal Killer Case Files
The following little rhymy thingies are a result of too much lecture time in Algebra class with a pencil and nice empty margins on my notebook ;) With that in mind, be warned--these are far from being the most artistic or the most tasteful things I have ever written. Note: I came up with the title for this series WAY before ever watching Hackers, so there! :)
Mmm--that smells like ham!
Eeek! It's Toucan Sam!
Hey guys...it's Captain Crunch!
Oh god...I just had lunch...
Lucky the Leprechaun
a'int lucky no more.
We're getting the green stuff
up off of the floor.
They'rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre Flat!
A reckless biker
ran over the tiger.
Barney and Fred
are regrettably...dead.
Snap
Crackle
Pop
Go
Find a
Mop
PS--The writer of this page is terribly and horrendously sorry for any damage done to the makers of these cereals. Perhaps in the future a link will be placed here to the companies' sites :)
