Hooker:
The Superstar:
[-- The Superstar drives off laughing. He drives around the outskirts of town a bit. He sees a gang of kids beating up on a man jogging. The Superstar laughs to himself again. He sees the crime going on in the city, but he just drives on, not caring a bit what is going on. He finally gets out of the slums and enters the nicer parts of town. He sees the nice apartment complexes, the nice hotels, and the nice stores. Out of the stores are a bunch of rich snobs wearing their sweater vests and their silk skirts. The Superstar looks at these people with disgust. He drives on, hoping to find something interesting to do in the city. He sees a few bars, which he is tempted to go to, but they are all for the snobby rich people, so he drives on. He sees a few women he would like to pick up, but he changes his mind and drives on. Finally, he sees a strip club he likes and parks his car in the parking lot. He walks in the doors and is stopped by a bouncer....--]
Bouncer:
The Superstar:
Bouncer:
The Superstar:
Bouncer:
The Superstar:
Bouncer:
[-- The Superstar hands him his drivers license, and the bouncer lets him in. The Superstar sits at one of the tables along the runway. One of the strippers had just gotten finished dancing when he got there. A waitress, wearing nothing but a thong walks up to him and takes his order. The Superstar orders a beer and sits back and relaxes. The next dancer comes out wearing a leopard skin string bikini. The Supestar smiles to himself getting some money ready. The woman goes on with a provacative dance for a while, finally getting to the stripping. The Superstar whistles at her. The woman walks over to him dancing up against him as he slips money in her panties. The Superstar smiles at her and also slips her a note. The stripper goes on dancing for a little while. When her act was over, she walks back behind the curtain blowing kisses. The waitress brings The Superstar his beer. The Superstar asks her a question. The woman bends down and replies, rubbing her tits over his body. She smiles at him and leaves. The Superstar watches as she leaves. Another dancer comes out, but The Superstar is not impressed by this one, and doesn�t do anything. She dances over by him, but he doesn�t give any tips to her, so she dances away in disgust. After a few minutes of dancing, she goes back into the back. The Superstar finishes his beer, and walks outside. There is the woman in the leopard skin bikini. She is standing there smoking a cigarette. The Superstar walks over to her...--]
The Superstar:
Stripper:
The Superstar:
Jessica:
The Superstar:
[-- Jessica takes off here coat and turns around then she bends over then The Superstar walks over to here and feels her up....Then The Superstar looks shocked....--]
The Superstar:
[-- Jessica just smiles...--]
The Superstar:
Jessica:
The Superstar:
Jessica:
The Superstar:
Jessica:
The Superstar:
Jessica:
[-- She gives him a wink...--]
The Superstar:
Jessica:
[-- Jessica writes down the directions to her house and gives them to The Superstar. The Superstar then gently folds it up and puts it in his wallet...--]
Jessica:
The Superstar:
[-- The Superstar walks away and goes into the parking lot, looking back at Jessica one more time. He gets into his car thinking :::DAMN!!!::: He starts the ignition and drives out of the parking lot. He drives for a few blocks looking for a game store. He finds one and walks in. He looks around and finds the game he is looking for. TWISTER. He picks it up and pays for it at the counter. He then walks back to the parking lot and gets back in his car. He drives off, leaving for home. He drives for about thirty minutes until he reaches a huge house a little out of the suburbs. It is a quiet place with only a few neighbors around. He parks his car in the fourth garage lot and gets out. He walks into the house and walks into the kitchen. He opens the refrigerator and grabs a beer. He then goes into the living room and sits on the couch. He sips his beer for a few minutes and begins to talk....--]
The Superstar:
[-- The Superstar finishes off his beer as he gets up and goes to the kitchen to get another beer....He looks into the fridge and gets one as he closes the fridge and sees some chips as he grabs them and walks back into the living room....He sits back on the couch and turns on the TV. He sees a whole bunch of cop shows and other piece of sh*t movies, so he turns the TV off and resumes talking....--]
The Superstar:
[-- The Superstar gets up and goes upstairs....As he goes into his bedroom and picks up a few clothes and then he then goes to the bathroom. He shuts the door, and you hear the water running on the inside. After a few minutes of running water, you hear the shower start as The Superstar begins to sing...--]
The Superstar:
So Fellas(yeah) fellas(yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt I like em round and big
[-- The Superstar turns off the shower and gets out. He dries himself and puts on his clothes. He then walks back downstairs. He sits on the couch again after getting a beer. He then starts he speech again...--]
The Superstar:
It's My Time To Shine
[-- The Superstar then grabs the remote control off of the side arm of the chair that he is sitting in and he turns the television back on as he then begins to go through several channels as he then sits up and he walks over to the corner of the room where we see this big wooden cabinet as he opens up the cabinet and we see several VHS videotapes as The Superstar pulls one of them out of the cabinet as he reads the label to the video tape as he then just smirks as he then walks over to the VCR as he checks to make sure that there isn't a video tape already inside of the VCR as he notices that there is as he hits eject as that video tape inside of the VCR pops out as he grabs it and pulls it out of the VCR as he then places it on top of the television set as he then pulls the tape out of case that he is holding as he puts the case of top of the video tape on which is on top of the television as he then inserts the video that he brought from out of the cabinet as he then presses play as he walks back down to the couch as he sits down in his chair and he watches the movie as the camera then takes a shot at the television screen as you see credits rolling as you see Starring...The Superstar as the screen fades to black and we go to a commercial break as a promo to se NWO Live begins to play]
Hey sexy. I�ll give you a good time for say� 200 bucks.
Naw�I could get better down the street for a lot less than that.
Can I see some ID please?
What don't you know just who the hell I am?
No
Don't you go out or watch television
I'm a career man
Aw�come on. Is this really necessary? I�m a grown man. Can you not see that.
Hey...It�s a new law in this town. I don�t make the laws, I just follow them. Now...some ID please.
You were lookin Damn fine out there.
Thanks....My name is Jessica.
Well�hi Jessica. My name is The Superstar...But my friends call me Supes
Hey didn't I star in a movie with you
I don't know....Turn around and bend over
Oh yeah now I remember you....You were my partner in The Envy
Wow...How've you been?
Pretty good
Hey can you still do that thing with your tongue?
Oh you better believe it
Wow....How about you and me get together sometime have a little fun.
Sure�you name the time and place.
All right. How about my place, tomorrow.
What�you don�t even ask me out to dinner. How rude.
Oh well�we can have dinner too. I�ll pick you up tomorrow, around sixish?
Sure�I�ll be there.
Hey�I�ve got to get back to work. I�ve got another dance coming up in a few minutes. You wanna come inside and watch?
No�I think I�ll wait till tomorrow. Later.
Now when I arrived on the scene here in NWO I recieved various greetings...Some from my friends like Shawn Hall,The Hitmen,Triple H and others greeted me with open arms,some like Shane Douglas,Ransom,and The Baltimore Assasin thought that I wouldn't last a week here in NWO,and others like Jeff Jarrett,The Rock,and even Maxx Payne showed me respect when I stepped through those doors just knowing a little bit about my past....Here we are...One whole solid week into the Net World Order and after a long and agonizing wait...Shawn Hall has finally seen the light and he was blinded by the super stardom of The Superstar.Now the whole entire week that I was here in NWO I had Shawn Hall and the rest of the board members below him dog me out and have me face all of these low class wrestlers such as Christian Cage...A guy who didn't even have enough balls to face me man to man in the ring...Then the very next week I am pitted in a match up against a man that goes by the name...Ransom.And for three solid days I was in my own personal gym working out getting ready for my first actual wrestling match here in NWO,as I was training day and night doing every kind of body toner that I could think of ranging from Power Lifting to aerobic exercising and as soon as I get to the damn arena I am confronted by NWO Security and the head of the NWO secutiry tells me that the show that was suppose to of taken last night has been cancelled so that I can go home and have the rest of the damn week off....But it seems that just didn't happen,because there is nothing on god's green earth that could or ever will stand in my way of doing what I love most...And that's wrestling.And there are a lot of wrestlers out there especially here in NWO that couldn't DISagree more...If I told any of these guys that I wrestle just to wresle most of the guys here in NWO would laugh right in my face.They are here to do one thing...And that is to pick up their pay checks and head the f*ck home...Well not me...I am in this for the love of the sport...Me I have plenty of money and I don't need anymore of it...But hell I ain't going to wrestle for free just incase that's what you are thinking Andy or Shawn.I may love this but I ain't crazy like that Rectal Renegade...Maxx Payne.You see guys I am in this for the love of competition,to hear the fans in the arena chanting my name,to feel every breath in the arena gasp for air when I nail you with the falling star and to become the new NWO United States Champion.That is why they just cannot keep me away from any type of wrestling action and if they don't give me some I will make some for myself
Why just take last Tuesday for instance.Last Tuesday on Tuesday Overload The Rock was in the back trying to cut a short promo with one of the many NWO Interviewers when all of a sudden he is attacked from behind by the Latino World Order....Now I personally don't care too much for The Rock...Especially because he thinks he is the great one when he knows in all reality that the only great one in NWO let alone the entire world of wrestling...And if I think about that for a second what I mean to say is the great one in the entire world is...The Superstar.But lets get back on track and that is The Rock,the so-called people's champion was attacked by Latino World Order and this is when I saw my opportunity.I saw my chance to finally make a name for myself here in Net World Order.Not only was it a chance to finally get a little action around here,but it was also a chance to prove to the fans and the entire NWO Executive Board that I...The Superstar has what it takes to take out the trash here in NWO....Especially pieces of garbage like the Latino World Order.Now like I said I am not a big fan of The Rock's,but in my book the guy is okay...Infact The Rock is alright in my book...Especially seeing how right after we left the hospital after checking on his condition we drove down to central city and stoped in a bar called Andre's,where The Rock bought me a long neck and the two of us talked for awhile and got to know each other...So he is pretty cool even though he thinks he is the great one....But that's it...There will be no tag team,there will be no friendship,and most of all I don't want little Maxwell to get all upset and get his panties in a tie...The Rock will not be coming down to ringside and to make an appearence or more importantly an interference.So as far as my relationship with Rock goes...I helped his ass out cause I felt like delivering an ass kicking
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothas can�t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste and a
round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Beef in her jeans she�s wearin
I�m hooked and I can�t stop starin
Oh baby, I wanna get witcha
And take yo pictcha
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got make
Me-Me SO HORNY
Ooh rub that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me, use me, cause you ain�t that average groupie
I�ve seen her dancin
To hell with romancin
She�s sweat, wet, got it goin like a turbo vet
I�m tired of magazines
Sayin flat butts are the thang
Take the average black man and ask him flat
She�s gotta pack much back
(hell yeah)
Tell em to shake it(shake it) shake it(shake it) shake that healthy butt
Baby Got Back
Baby Got Back
And when I�m throwin a gig
I just can�t help myself
I�m actin like an animal
Now here�s my scandal
Wanna get ya home and ugh double up ugh ugh
I ain�t talkin bout playboys
Cause silicon parts are made for toys
I want em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot�s in trouble
Beggin for a piece o that bubble
I�m lookin at rock videos
Knockin me bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I keep my women like flo joe
A word to the thick souled sistas
I wanna get witcha
I won�t cuss or hitcha
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna uggghhh
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin on
A lot of sense won�t make this song
Cause them punks like to hit and quit it
And I�d rather stay and play
Cause I�m long and I�m strong
And I�m down ta get the friction on
So ladies(yeah) ladies(yeah) do ya wanna roll my mercedes(yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got ta shout
Baby got back
Baby got back
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain�t got nothin to do with my selection
36 24 36
Haha�only if she�s five three
So your girlfriend rolls a honda
Playin workout takes by fonda
Well fonda ain�t got a motor in the back o your honda
My anaconda don�t want none unless you got buns hun
You could do side bends or sit ups
But please don�t lose that butt
Some brothas wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain�t goal
So they toss it, and they leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says your fat
Well I ain�t down with that
Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I�m thinkin bout stickin
To the bean pole dames in the magazine
You ain�t it miss thang
I want a sista I can�t resista
Red beans and rice did miss ha
Some knucklehead tried to diss
Cause his girl was on my list
He had game but he chose to hit em
And I pulled up quick to get wit em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple expo down
Dial 1-900 Mix-a-Lot
And shake them healthy butts
Baby Got Back
Baby Got Back
And now that I cleared all of that up...Onto my upcoming match this Friday on Friday Night Inferno against Maxx Payne for the NWO United States Championship.Now Payne there is something that I quite don't get about you my man? You go on and on saying that I will be nothing...That you will breeze right through our match up....But what I don't get is why in the hell would you look all the way back into my history from the younger days back in EHWF and also from not too long ago in our very own NWO....And you are doing all of this because you know that I will give you no match up at all right? But it's not only you that seems to be brining up my past a lot lately.As I take a look at the NWO's top ten I see that my very first week here that I made it up there...And I was ranked number ten and for my comments it states...and I quote "The Superstar is new here in the NWO, but not new to wrestling. We here at the NWO are sure that he will make it big." Now it's not that I disagree with that last statement...Infact in all reality I very much agree with that statement.But the fact of the matter is that talks about my past in a sense.Could that be the only reason why I was put on the top ten in the first place? Then I was right here where I am sitting now listening to Maxx Payne talk about how I was such a big lengend back in Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation,and that it would be such a great honor to defeat the EHWF legend known as The Superstar....And once again my past has come into play.But wait it goes even further with saying how I faced Bret Hart in the ring and was supposably facing Jeff Jarrett in the ring as well which never did happen...And yes once again for the third time since I have been here in NWO,my past has been pulled into play.And from my current experience it must be true when they say that you can't run from your past,because just about everywhere I go my past is brought up.Especially in the streets or at an autograph signing.Now with the autograph signing it really doesn't bother me too much especially seeing how the fans are there and they have paid their money's worth.But why would they come up to me get their autograph signed and ask me questions about EHWF? I am in NWO now guys...This is NWO...The Net World Order.Why don't we mainly focus on that....Sure back in EHWF I was top dog but that was EHWF and this is NWO and here in NWO I am at the bottom of the ladder and I am already climbing my why up...And I am using Maxx Payne and The NWO United States Title as my steps on the ladder to success....And even though I am not too much to brining up past,I will just clarify a couple of things for everybody at home...For starters...Yes I have been in Net World Order before and yes I did have two offical matches...And yes they were both against Bret Hart in which I did and I do admit that I did lose to Bret Hart in that Intercontinental Championship Match up...And yes I did have an NWO Intercontinental Championship Match against Jeff Jarrett...Or should I say that I was suppose to have that match up against Jeff Jarrett for a shot at The NWO Intercontinental Championship,but two days right before my scheduled match up my movie agent calls me and tells me I have this big part in a Hollywood movie so I left NWO and hoped on the next plane to Hollywood....And to this day I regret that and it had been my biggest mistake yet to happen in my life...As a lot of people on the NWO Roster believed that I had a very good chance at defeating Jeff Jarrett...And you know what? I think that I could of too.But now onto my EHWF History,now I really don't want to throw myself up onto a pedistool but yes to what you said before I am somewhat of an EHWF Legend...I am a former EHWF Hardcore Champion,EHWF Submission Champion,EHWF Interconitnental Champion,a two time...two time EHWF Television Champion,and a EHWF World Heavyweight Champion three damn times and I retired as The EHWF World Heavyweight Champion....So sure if you want you can say that I was a legend in EHWF...You may feel that I was a legend in EHWF ....But I know that I will be a legend here in NWO.
