Jericho is in the process of working on his medium calibre slap-shot as Paula Paulshock arrives with a cameraman in tow.
PAULSHOCK: Chris i've gotta ask you... have you had an opportunity to see Blade's latest promo?? JERICHO: Paula, Y2J has indeed seen the latest work by the man who some have began referring to as a monster. I've seen what he's done, i've heard what he says, and I think it's high time that somebody told him to grab a steaming nugget of Where does this guy get off thinking that he can actually frighten the man with a heart of a lion. You see Blade, your first mistake was committing a felony. The second was showing off your work. I can assure that I have at least one friend up here in Canada who will not tolerate bullshit like that. PAULSHOCK: Well i'm glad to see that you're unafraid, although based on your past I must say that it's a little surprising. JERICHO: Chickeroo, I do have something up my sleeve, and that something is a ladel-full of Canadian justice. That ladel will be laid down with crushing force, and will be laid down by one of Canada's finest law enforcers. Pamela gives Jericho somewhat of an odd look, but being the professional that she is... she continues. PAULSHOCK: Ok Chris, if you wanna try and beat this guy up with a soup eating utencil, it's not really my problem. The Lionheart chuckles, and pulls back his long blonde mane as he ponders this final question... JERICHO: Mind games... Blade you're mind games have been lost on me. Jericho reaches down to his feet and unties one of his rollerblades. Slowly and painfully, Jericho pulls upwards on his ankle until his foot is touching his left ass cheek... the with a shreik of pain, the Lionheart jams his entire foot deep into his rectum. JERICHO: Blade, THAT is scary stuff!!! As the camera begins to fade away, Jericho empties his rectum, and goes back to slap shots and snaps the blade off of the bottom of his hockey stick. Look for the answers to questions 1, 3, and many others live tonight on NWO/UWF Carnage.
The sadistic bastard actually kills a man and leaves him hanging in clear view of the camera.
Should I be scared because he's killing people, and showing them to world.
I certainly don't think so... because if anything this act of kill and tell has shown the whole world that Blade just might me the least intelligent man ever to step foot in the hollowed ring of the Universal Wrestling Federation.
If we still had the Big Bossman under contract then I highly doubt that my opponent would make it to the ring on Monday night.
Frankly Mr. Jericho... I think that you have something up your sleeve.
One thought that sticks in her head is that this guy really has a high opinion of himself.
I'm only paid to ask the questions, and I have one more for you...
What do you make up the claim by Blade that he is the "Master of Mind Games"?
Well i'll give Blade credit for this much. He puts in one hell of an effort. Unfortunately, at this point in time I really don't find him all that spooky.
I mean c'mon Paula...
Scary people don't hang out in train-stations!!
The hang out in cemetaries, hair salon's, and abondoned warehouses.
If you really wanna try and psych out your opponents, you'd be better off trying something like this....
He then proceeds to drop his pants to his knees. Exposing himself both to Paulshock, and to his fans.
Pamela turns purple, and leaves the scene in fear... but the cameraman persrvers for the benefit of his TV audience...
Not some guy walking around in a train station, or acting like he's goochy-goochy with the devil!
I'll see you tonight at Carnage!!
As we head back to regularly scheduled programming, we are left with three main questions...
1. Can Jericho break another Blade later tonight???
2. How bad must that guys foot smell???
3. What was all that talk aboot Canadian justice???