I'd just like to take this chance to bring back something from my past. I once slit a man's throat just to watch him die...and there was this one time that I was talking to someone. Anyways, one way or another, the talk got to TV shows that we liked...and this F'N retard(who I always thought was smarter than me) actually said "Ghostwriter rocks man!!!!"...Ghostwriter????? GHOSTWRITER!!!!!!! You goddam moron, Ghostwriter is a show that little kids watch, not some stupid asshole who's in Grade 11.
"Ghostwriter rocks" indeed, what she needed was a nice big hot cup of SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! Anyone who thinks that Ghostwriter rocks is without a doubt, the dumbest piece of sewer juice I've ever encountered. So, this is a little warning to her, if she's reading this(which she probably isn't...since apart from me, no one knows where my site is), If I ever see you again, and if you ever even THINK about Ghostwriter again, I'm gonna hunt you down like the animal you are and I'm gonna BEAT you with a stick and eat you with a cracker....and that's not a threat, it's a F'N fact. Another retarded friend of mine who was a "Ghostwriter" fan actually considered acking some total stranger if they were a character on Ghostwriter...I'll kick you mutha^%#^ ass if I ever hear anyone mention that goddam retarded show again, F-you Ghostwriter and all those faggots who liked it...I give you a hearty "Shove a fist up your ass" salute.
As you shitfaces can probably tell, I'm not in the greatest of moods today....aw, F*&% it. Just because you aren't a Ghostwriter fan though, don't think that your safe....oh no...but go on thinking that your safe, go on thinking that nothing is going to happen to you in your comfortable little home in front of your computer...thinking that I'll never be able to find you, I HAVE ears, I hear things. "What the F^&* is this shithead talking about???" you ask...oh, never mind, forget I even mentioned it...yes, just forget, and feel safe in your nice home, feel all cosy that nothing can go wrong if your at home on the computer, don't even consider the fact that the noise you heard in the basement could be me stalking you, hey, it's just a creaky old house right....hehehehe....ASSHOLES!!!!!!!! The fools.
GHOSTWRITER!!!!!!!!, F-YOU!!!!!!
Ok, now where was I??? Oh yeah, F-you, F-you, and especially F-YOU!!!!!!!!
ANGER!!!!!!!!!EVIL!!!!!!!!! Anyways, let's get to some 'rasslin. First thing's first. WCW....I just don't understand it. Y'know, I used to always say that WCW has a deeper talent roster than the WWF...now I'm not so sure. I mean, I know that they have more wrestlers, but is there talent roster actually better??? You'd never tell by watching Nitro. There top guys never ever actually do anything...it's ridiculous. The past couple of weeks have been a showcase of how bad Nitro can get. Instead of putting out there higher tier guys to wrestler, all their top stars do is come out, and hang with the crowd. Nash is basically reduced to walking out and yelling "WOLFPAC IN DA HOUSE!!!", then he's done for the night. Sting comes out only once in awhile, Hogan ONLY wrestles the PPV's now, DDP is a sucka who sucks. Really, Nitro has become a showcase of shitters like Wrath"My career has bombed worse than Adam", Norman "Skid Marks" Smiley, Scott "If it wasn't for the fact that I'm married to Missy Hyatt I woulda killed myself long ago" Putski, Scott "I like soup" Steiner, Buff "I almost made something of myself" Bagwell, Raven "Goddam, I wish people still cared about me like in ECW", Kanyon "Atleast when I had my Mortis mask on, I could walk down the street with some respect". The only people who put matches on now in WCW are guys that don't matter worth a squat. What, are the fans so shitty in the eyes of Erica "The Bitch" Bitchoff that we don't even deserve some semi-watchable matches on free TV???? or do we gotta pay $30 just for something passable...mind you, Norman "I don't wipe my ass" Smiley was on a PPV recently...so even paying dosen't guarantee anything. All this talk about an awesome WCW roster, but no one ever actually gets to see it...whatta shame.
Well, it seems like Ric Flair has decided to keep himself in the town that The Horsemen built. I can't say that I really care all that much that Flair didn't go to WWF. I mean, it woulda been cool and all...but I can't see Flair really working out in WWF. First off, he's wrestling abilities have deteriorated to that of a +40 year old man. The sad fact of the matter is, the ONLY reason that the fans mark out for him is because he's been in a lawsuit with Eric Bischoff for a few months and was missing from Nitro. Do you really think that the fans would cheer him or The Horsemen if Flair never left???? Let's say that Flair never got into a lawsuit, say that during those few months that Flair was gone, say he was wrestling that time...would the fans have cared??? He didn't get much of a reaction before he left, it's not like he's done something awesome during that time he was gone. As always, I'm right...end of discussion.
Aw-wight, onto something else in WCW. It seems that Eddy "Mmmm, Burrito" Guerrera has started his own faction group in WCW... LWO...funny, I always thought that Jobber World Order would start with a J...gimme a break Eddy...Latino World Order...yeah, your going places with that idea....F'N idiot. Go to hell, you asshole. The Latino World Order would be jobbers to Kaientai. Who can Eddy possibly have in the LWO that will actually win a few matches???? Apart from Eddy, who else in that group has ever won a match??? Let's see, so far he has Super Calo...yeah, he's a champ. Then he has Hector Garza and his patented Corkscrew(tm) plancha...yippy skippy...the Latino World Order's rocking now...ALMOST AS MUCH AS GHOSTWRITER!!!!!!!! I can't see the LWO doing anything fulla jobbers, and the fact is, ALL the latinos are jobbers in the eys of Eric Bischoff. This isn't anything any the latin readers(any of you out there), but the fact is, your gonna get destroyed.
Rather short one so far...oh well, I'll update eventually. I won't even bother asking you low lifes to E-mail me.
(Updated Oct. 23, 1998)
Boy Oh boy, am I ever in a bad mood today. Lemme just start off from where I left off last time. F-YOU ALL, YOU STUPID MUTHA&^$...I'll kick all your
goddam asses the next time you cross me. Well, with that formality out of
the way, let's dive right in.
First thing is a little rant of mine. Dosen't it just piss the hell outta
ya when someone says "Have a NICE day!!!!.."....F-YOU...don't ever tell me
what
to F'N have. Who the fug are you to F'N tell me to have anything. I'll F'N
have whatever the fug I F'N want to. Have a nice
day....No thanks, I'll just keep the fuged up day I already got, so F-YOU
very much...you stupid F'N useless piece of rat's ass shit. Like I need
some bonehead to tell me what I can and can't have. The next time someone
tells you to have a nice day, give the mutha&$^ a F'N sucker punch before
he/she has a chance to react....just drop the faggot on their ass and walk
away....do it for your good pal, V1....hell, you can even tell people
that I encouraged it...I don't care.
OK, now we're getting somewhere.....and if you can't tell, my anger is
exploding today...and to that ass-pipe cleaner who wrote to me(The only one
of you spit sacks to actually write)...NO, I don't F'N take drugs, how bout
yo momma????
Moving right along to article number 1....wait, hold on a sec...there's
more. What the hell is the deal with that goddam show Friends?????
Who outta you assholes actually watch that shithead show??? It's such a
crock of shit, I'll eat a big steamy pile of elephant shit before I start
watching that show regularly. Lemme break a typical episode of that crap....bear in mind that this WAS THE ACTUAL pilot spiseode....before they edited it.
Ross:Hi Guys, why am I such a loser???
Chandler:Because, You are so such an idiot....can I be anymore this or that???...as in gay....
Joey:Hey, hey ....HEY!!!!!
(Rachel walks in, Ross pulls pants back up after Joey lets go of his deal)
Rachel:Hi sweetie.
Monica:Hi, just lemme stick my finger down my throat first....aaaagggg....now who's ready for supper????
Ross:Hi Rachel, can I give you a saliva enema with my tongue???
Rachel:Eww, ewww,ewwwwwwwww
Joey:Hey, hey, HEY!!!!
Ross:Hey Rachel, can you and me go out and break up again????...I'm such a loser, I turned my wife dyke.
(Chandler and Ross begin to eye each other)
Rachel:Oh, screw you Ross....LOOK AT ME WORLD, I don't wear a bra....
Monica:Aaagggggggg, hack...hack.......who's ready for more food, cause I'm all set now.
Joey:Hey, hey .....HEY!!!!!!......Aw, what the hell, HEY!!!!!!!
Chandler:I'm so much a sad person....where's my gun????
(Grabs Ross' "gun")
Phoebe:Um, yeah, OK, so, here's my like song to save the tree huggers....cause hippies suck.Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault, why's my pu*** so rancid??????
Rachel:Eww, ewww, ewwwwwww....ugle naked guy next door' got the runs.....
Chandler:That is so......man, I wish I was there.....don't you Ross????...Ross???? Where's Ross?????
Rachel:Ewww, ewwwww,ewwwwwwwww
Monica:Hey, it's my pansy brother and the ugly naked guy......what's Ross doing????......Oh my god, no wonder his wife turned dyke on him....he prefers beans and franks....agggggggg, speaking of beans and franks, who's hungry????
Chandler:That is so me...
(Chandler runs out and joins Ross and ugly naked guy)
Joey:Hey, hey...HEY!!!
(show ends with crowd booing and rushing the stage)
That my non-friends, is how the show was REALLY supposed to go...honest....but they changed it a the last second....HONEST!!!!!
Now, it's time for some actual wrestling stuff. The Big Boss Man has made his way back into the WWF.....I'm not 100% what I think of this yet. I mean, I was like 90% of the population, I liked The Big Boss Man in his first stint in the WWF. After he turned on then tag partner Akeem(The African Dream), I thought he was the coolest thing going since sliced bread. I loved his entrance music...I even liked his kinda stupid looking sky blue cop outfit. It was pretty cool the way he'd also whirl his baton. Then The Boss Man went to WCW and ended using his real name Ray Traylor...that is what basically ruined him in my eyes. Ray goddam Traylor???? Just what the hell did he do as Ray Traylor???? Nothing. He was the NWO' weekly punching bag. During that time I thought he looked goddam terrible. So, now that's he's back...I don't know. Will we be seeing The Big Boss Man I remember??? or will it be Ray Traylor????? So far though, he's taking the right stpes. His black costume looks way better than it used to. He still does a wicked job of twirling that nightstick....and having him come out as heel security for Mr. Mcmahon is a pretty good idea. Right now, I'm liking it....but there's no way that Traylor will ever win a belt...although, he hasn't been a total flop just yet. With The Bossman coming in, we have Vader going out...eh, I don't really care too much about Vader anymore. He never did regain his steam. After his initial push, he was basically jobbed outta the picture. He hasn't had any real feuds or anything and he's lost almost all his matches...hell, Vader lost to Marc Mero....MERO for christs sake. I don't really know where Vader will end up, and I'm sure I could care less.
What's the deal with The Blue Blazer coming back????? Is Owen Hart really that angleless that Vince decided that bringing back a losing gimmick like The Blazer was a good idea?????? I'm sure even Owen knows that The Blazer was a low point in his career...and it won't be any better this time around. When The Blazer made his return two weeks ago, I thought that maybe Owen was in the doghouse. I figured Owen pissed off McMahon and this was his punishment, to be in a pointless angle with a pointless character....but I started hearing rumours that the man behing The Blazer' mask wasn't actually Owen, that it's all part of an angle and that there might actually be someone else behind the mask. The name I've heard and liked the most is Phil Lafon....which could be possible...there both about the same height. I remember also reading somewhere that Owen wanted to take some time off to be with his family. So, there's quite a good chance that Owen isn't even working behind this angle just yet.
Y'know, Austin' reign as a World Heavyweight Champ was a lot shorter than I thought it'd be. He was basically champ for less than 6 months I think. I mean, after he lost the belt at IYH:Breakdown to both The Undertaker and Kane, I figured that he'd win the damn thing back the next night....or at least within the next PPV...but it's already been a month and some, and Austin is still beltless. It looks like he'll remain beltless for at least another PPV. I guess that Austin really dosen't NEED a belt to stay popular...but damn, right now though, there's no champ. The damn belt's vacant. The fans are "treated" to another one of those damn one night tournaments to determine a new champ....which this tournament thing basically screws the Survivor Series format right out the goddam door. I used to LOVE The Survivor Series too. Although, I don't see Austin being beltless for too much longer, the guy is just too damn popular to NOT give him a belt. The way I see it, The Rock will most likely win the belt at Survivor Series, then it'll set up for a match between austin and The Rock....either that or The Undertaker will win the belt and have a rematch with Austin.
Speaking of people coming into the WWF, there's now a new valet/manager...Debra McMichael...I remember her in her WCW days...I always thought that she looked pretty good, but she was mighty damn annoying with her beauty queen schtick. I thought it was so lame-o to have her come out in this damn beauty pagent type dress...and basically do nothing. The fact that she was saddled with that lug Steve McMichael made her even more unbearable....since ofcourse, Steve sucks...as a wrestler ofcourse, since I don't know what Steve's relationship is with Eric Bischoff....I do know that Steve the putz isn't with Debra anymore...take what you will from that. So, in her WWF debut, they have her come out with that no good pathetic nobody Jeff Jarrett?? I don't know what it is with Jarrett, but I personally never liked the fag...maybe it's because his lips were so flesh toned or something, but I could just never get into Jeff' matches. Speaking of which, I've always hated people who's lips are flesh toned, I don't know why that is...even people I don't know, I've hated them if their lips were more or less the same colour as their chin. Anyways, back to wrestling. I kinda thought Debra looked pretty good on her debut...pretty good indeed, she was pretty hot...way better than when she was with WCW..although, she needs to lose the damned Dolly Parton hair. If they just keep her talking to a more or less minimum...then, she's pretty hot. I'd say, Sable has actually got some competition in the WWF...I mean, in the looks department....since ofcourse that's the only reason Sable or Debra or Terri Runnels has a job....or basically any other wrestling chick in the business...except for the possible exception of Chyna and Nicole Bass. I read something that had me cracking up the other day, basically Sable said something like this "I don't think women should use their bodies in sexual ways to get ahead"....*snicker*...raise your hand if you believe her. Those people who raised their hands, leave em up so that I can find see ya....then beat the tar outta ya. Anyone who believes what Sable said deserves to have their computer shoved up their ass.
Speaking of Debra' debut in the WWF, the classy fans at the arena were held cheering "SHOW YOUR TITS", now, what the hell happened here???? Did the WWF fans suddenly get replaced with ECW fans and I didn't notice???? Jesus(HEY-ZEUS) H. Christ people, have at least a bit of class...I mean, you KNOW it's bad when V1 has to tell someone else to have some class. Whatta buncha assholes. While on the subject of asshole fans, what the hell is the deal with fans who go to a WCW or WWF event and chant ECW???? Did you faggots get lost on your way to the ECW arena or something??? I sure ECW appreciates it's fans...but goddam, I'm sure they'd like it even more if the fans actually showed up at the right goddam event, not a rivals show. I mean, it's simple, you don't like WCW or WWF, then F'N don't go, and keep your ECW chants at home. That's like me going to Pizza Hut and ordering a Little Caesar's Pleazer! Pleazer!(tm)...I'd look like a F'N retarded monkey. Every damn time a chair is used in WCW or WWF, you'll have some screw head chanting ECW...I'm, I'm sorry ECW fans, but ECW din't F'N invent the use of the chair shot....hell, it's been used by the WWF before ECW was even around, so don't go making it sound like the WWF is riping off the sacred chairshot from ECW. Every goddam thing now is ECW owned pratically. I mean, shit, soon when they set up the ring, the fans will be cheering ECW like the ring was an ECW idea. You don't see WCW fans going to an ECW event and cheering "WCW" everytime nothing interesting happens or everytime another fan falls asleep do ya????
What the hell is the deal with Goldberg???? This guy is easily the most overeated wrestling champion who also happens to be a non wrestler. How the hell can any fans actually buy his shitstained T-Shirt???? The guy basically knows 2 moves, then he goes on TV bragging about destroying everyone in his path, well, no shit man, maybe it's because Bischoff is a jackass who gave the belt to a notalent hack. How cab Goldberg be like 150-0 when he hasn't beaten more than 5 top contenders..granted he beat Hogan, but he didn't have to beat Kevin Nash, The Giant , Bret Hart or even Sting to get their. What Goldberg doing to Bischoff to deserve this massive push???? Has he been planting Bischoffs garden??? Basting his turkey???? Dipping his gravy???? Playing his pool??? Testing his motor??? Varnishing his sink???? and if you don't smell what I'm cookin here, then get the hell out and don't ever come back.
Oh yeah, final note of October. I'm sure even die hard fans realize that WCW is sucking shit lately. I mean, Goldberg being champ. The Warrior and Hogan acting all tough, but never actually fighting each other. DDP getting a title shot...DD GODDAM P!!!!!!!! The fact that Wrath and Horace actually get to show up on Nitro fairly regularly. The fact that I don't even know who holds half the belts anymore....and the biggest insult to all the wrestling fans, whether your WCW,WWF or ECW.......Chucky ?!?!?!?! The goddam doll???? If Chucky shows up the Halloween Havoc and interferes in the Rick and Scott Steiner match...I'm gonna put a bullet in my TV. If someone throws Chucky at Rick and Rick starts shaking Chucky around like he's actually fighting him, then I'm gonna quit watching wrestling and pursue my lifelong dream of reuniting the ORIGINAL cast of "Happy Days" and getting them to do a reuninion movie. So, I ask...no plead with any WCW fans out there to please write to me and justify this crap....mail me at [email protected]
