Got a Mac-10 for Officer Wynn, damn his deviled ass needs ta be shipped back to Kansas/ in a casket/ crew cut faggot/ now he ain't nothing but food for the maggots.
Well, people...look who's come crawling back huh?? Yeah, so I took another 5 month hiatus...what's it to ya??? The truth is, I never did save the planet against invading aliens, what the real deal was...I just kinda lost interest in this site...so sue me, I just wasn't sure if I had it in me anymore to carry on with this thing...but bottom line is, I'm back and barring any shit from YOU assholes, I should be here to stay for awhile...yeah, you heard me, I'm blaming all you bastards for my absense...now how does that grab you????
OK, now onto the sport we all love...also known as "The network bandwagon jumping sport...even if they don't respect it...the pathetic profit seeking bastards...willing to sell out their souls for the ratings" Y'know, I'm in such a pissed off mood, I'll actually treat you guys with the way life SHOULD be at the end of this update....watch for it.
Anyways, let's get to it. First off. What the hell is the goddam dealy with Rey Mysterio Jr.???? Holy Christ golfing on a Sunday...what the hell is this gansta Rey???? OK, now 5 months ago, Rey could NOT stand Konnan, they were mortal enemies...then all of a sudden, Rey and Konnan are like buddies who stick up for each other??? And now that Rey has lost his mask...he's turned into a thug like Konnan??? What is this garbage??? Rey Jr. I liked as a wrestler, Rey Jr. PRETENDING to act like he's some kinda thug from the rough streets is total bullshit. He comes out with Konnans rap music blaring and he's got the big baggy jeans and the toque....gimme a break here, that's shit...total, shitty shit. It's so frustrating to know that Rey is SO much better than anything Konnan is a part of, yet he gets stuck into the same gangsta gimmick as Konnan....Jesus Christ tanning on a cross. Now Rey is like all Latino pride and everything....hey, let's not forget that when the Latino World Order was still recruiting members, Rey held out and didn't want any part of it...now that the Latino World Order is dead, Rey is the the proudest member???? Yeah......ok probably.
I have to admit...it is pretty cool to have "The Giant" Paul Wight in the WWF...now maybe we can see what he's REALLY made of...instead of seeing him dog it every week on Nitro. I'm still not all that sure what I think of him. I mean, he is a big name and sure he is a big strong wrestler...but I'm still not all that sure he can actually wrestle. The only moves he seems to know are kick, punch, head butt, and finally chokeslam...those moves might work in a "fed" like WCW where there top draw is "Two Move" Goldberg...but in the WWF...I'm not all that sure it'll fly. I mean, the WWF fans get to see TALENTED stars like Steve Austin, The Rock, Owen Hart, Mankind, D-Lo Brown, HHH, X-PAC...then in WCW you got guys like Kevin "4 move boy" Nash, Hollywood "Punch Master" Hogan, "I lost to Piper..PIPER FOR GODS SAKE" Goldberg, DD"Jobber who is Bitchoff' next door neighbour" P, "I refuse to work more than 3 months of the year" Sting and Bret "Please return my calls Vince" Hart....gee, who would you rather see....no talent hacks??? or wrestling???? I thought so, I watch WWF too. I mean, sure WCW has AWESOME wrestlers like Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, Dean Malenko...but just where the hell are these guys going???? Try nowhere until they goto the WWF. I mean, Benoit is essentially a nobody in WCW...so's Malenko...and Jericho, well, he's been rumbling about leaving WCW for quite some time now.
Interesting little side note about WCW. The WWF has been trouncing the WCW in the ratings for the last few months, and now there are rumours that maybe, perhaps Eric Bischoff cannot handle the fact that he sucks and he wants to get out of the wrestling business. I've heard that he has been shopping himself around (like a little street peddle) to try and get a job in Hollywood. First off, there is no WAY in hell Eric would be good enough for Hollywood. He can't even run a federation properly, how's he gonna manage in Hollywood???? I just find it kinda interesting that when Vince and the WWF were losing the ratings, Vince had faith in himself ans stuck it out till he became number one again...which is where the WWF should be. Now that WCW is number 2, Eric Bischoff dosen't have the nuts to stick it out, he's basically given up the ship already...if what I hear is true. I guess this just shows who the better promoter is. Let me just say though, I STILL DO NO PUT MUCH INTO RATINGS. Sure, it's good for the company because better ratings mean more advertising money...but does it really mean that the product is actually better...I realize on the majority the WWF is better than WCW, but there are times when I can enjoy WCW.
Speaking of Goldberg...is he not the most worthless piece of shit this planet has ever seen. This guy is more worthless than Mongo. The man knows a grand total of what...two moves...and I'm not counting punches and kicks...cause even I know how to fake a punch and kick. He's only moves are Spear and Jackhammer...and Tony "The Wedgie Master" Schiavone has the NERVE to say "Goldberg is always adding moves to his offensive repertoire"...yeah right...here's his new moves. Left foot forward, right foot forward, left foot forward, right foot forward(in case your a total dummy, his new move is simply walking to the ring). It REALLY disgusts me that he was a world champion...when really, most of his career, he's only faced lower tier wrestlers. Who can possibly forget that while he was the WCW champ...he actually gave some no namer Al Green a shot at the title...that REALLY kills any credibility that belt has...I mean, a so called world belt and a no name like Al Green has a shot at winning it??? C'mon here. Someone should also possibly tell Goldberg that SELLING A GODDAM MOVE MAKES IT MORE BELIEVABLE!!!!! I've watched a few Goldberg matches and this boy can't sell worth shit...the only thing he can sell is lemonade. His basic only form of selling is shaking his head...not the "hulking up, nothing hurts me" kinda head shake, but a clearing the cobwebs kinda shake...I mean, the cobweb shake works if you've been put into a sleeper or something...then it could possible be convincing...but getting punched or kicked or powerslammed and all you do is clear the cobwebs???? Whatta hell is this shit???? Could he fake it anymore than that???? I remember once, someguy powerslammed him and he almost sat right up and started to clear the cobwebs...the other wrestler had to pull him back down to attempt a pin...like your gonna pin someone if he's already sitting up....yeah, that looks realistic. Another time when Goldberg was facing Ric Flair, Flair gave Goldberg a low blow...and what does he do...he SHAKES HIS F'N HEAD....what is this??? If someone gets a crotch shot, they don't clear the cobwebs, they F'N go down like a brick...I mean, he didn't even get hit CLOSE to his head, but he still has to clear it???? I bet if someone stomped his foot in a match, he'd clear his head instead of selling pain in his foot...gimme a break Goldberg, goto a trainging session and learn how it's done...I mean, Scott Hall sucks, but he sells pretty damn good. Flair is a good seller, so is Chirs Jericho and Chris Benoit...selling a move is just as important as being able to perform a move...if you can't sell, you make it look fake.
While on the "talented" Goldberg, did anyone else catch his performance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno a few weeks back??? What the hell was with Goldberg challenging Steve Austin to a street fight??? Gimme a break, you know it'd never happen. Austin is a way better wrestler than Goldberg will EVER be...but I'd be willing to bet that Goldberg is probably stronger than Austin is, so in a real street fight, Goldberg could probably win....BUT Austin isn't a street fighter, he's something that Goldberg isn't, that is a wrestler. Goldberg basically made a hollow challenge to Austin that he knew he'd never accept...I mean, they work for two different companies and Austin is not gonna risk getting injured in a match with Goldberg. Basically, Goldberg just challenged Austin so that when Austin couldn't accept, he'd be able to say "Yeah, Stone Cold is afraid of me"...well, in that case Goldberg...I challenge you to a street fight, anythime, anywhere...and when you don't accpet, I'll say in next month that your a chicken shit bastard. That's right, V1 CALLS YOU OUT GOLDBERG!!!!!! Y'know, people actually have the insanity to say that Goldberg isn't a rip off of Austin...lemme see. Austin was bald, had a goatee, wore black trunks and he was REALLY popular...so, then all of a sudden, Goldberg comes out, wears black trunks, is bald and has a goatee. Gee, who copied who here??? Then there are the nut munchers who also say that Goldberg is bigger, better and stronger than Austin. I'll give you that Goldberg is bigger and stronger...but better..now in this lifetime boy...maybe when Austin is dead, than Goldberg will be better than Austin's corpse. Y'know, if Goldberg really wants to challenge someone from the WWF...take Ken Shamrock onto a fight...and watch as Shamrock totally annilates Goldberg. There is no way that Goldberg can even hope to match up with Shamrock. Ofcourse it'll never happen...cause Goldberg knows he'd be twisted and streched and a pretzel if he ever challenged Shamrock to a street fight. While Austin may not accpet since he's not a street fighter, I can't see Shamrock backing down, cause he can both wrestler and legitamately kick the ever loving shit outta pretty much anyone. I don't see too many wrestlers in WCW who could last against Shamrock...possibly Saturn(if he really was a Ranger...and not just a chef). In the WWF, maybe Steve Blackman or Bart Gunn...maybe. In ECW, I'd wager that Taz and Shamrock would be a decent fight...but Shammy would still probably win. And that my non-friends is why I like Ken Shamrock so much, he's a legit tough mamma jamma...unlike Goldberg who challenges people to a street fight, but won't challenge a TRUE fighter.
Has anyone else noticed that the NEW Undertaker looks an awful lot like a F'N Amish farmer??? Well, actually, I didn't notice it, a friend of mine did first. His new style goatee looks like he just got done putting up a barn for gods sake. I'm just waiting for him to show up on RAW in a horse drawn carriage and say "Well, Zeke, Jethro, y'all up to helping me put up another of them thar barns???" I bet he's got a clay jug with XXX on it(that's for the moonshine you dumb bastards). No, seriously... I'm actually starting to kinda dig the Ministry of Darkness now. I wasn't all that sure it would work when The Undertaker only had that no talent hack Phinieus Godwinn...or Midian as he's now known as...I prefer to call him a piece of shit to tell you the truth. Any angle involving Phinneus is gonna suck more than Monica Lewinsky...if ya catch me drift. So, I thought the Ministry was doomed because of Midian...then they added King Mabel(aka Viscera) and it looked like the Undertaker character was doomed...but, it's actually getting to be decent now that The Brood are in it...there's actually some credibility in The Ministry now. Add to that this feud that's slowly developing between The Corporation and The Ministry...and this angle is cooking. I presonally believe that The unknown benefactor of The Undertaker will turn out to be Vince's daughther. That would be pretty neat I think. Father and Son and the Corporation against the Daughter and The Ministry. It would make sense actually. The Undertaker set fire to a teddy bear a few weeks ago, and that bear probably belongs to Vinces daughter. As to why she would be with The Undertaker...well...I guess there is always a love interest deal...but I think I'd prefer it if either the daughter was guiding The Undertaker for all these years...OR The UT converted Vince's daughther against him. Whatever happens, this angle has risen from the scrap heap to become one of the more continueing feuds.
Anyways, now onto Wrestlemania XV...oh boy, it looks like a doozy. If I wasn' a cheap bastard, I'd probably get it. I'm really looking forward to the HeavyWeight Title match between Steve Austin and The Rock with either Paul Wight or Mankind as special guest referee...should be a helluva match. My bold prediction is that Paul Wight will be the Special ref. and that when it appears that Austin has the match won, Paul Wight will chokeslam Austin and then The Rock gets the victory and keeps the belt...ONLY to have Paul Wight challenge him for it...possibly as at SummerSlam. Paul Wight will then take the belt and face Austin down the line. At this point, Austin beats Wight and regains the belt. The Women's championship match between Sable and Tori...should be good...if all your looking for is some errant skin...you dirty bastards. Personally, if I buy Wrestlemania XV, I'd see this match as a chance to take a piss, grab a drink. This women's belt and ALL women's matches are nothing but a scrubbin waste of time. There are NO competitors in this division...well, they come in one at a time. There is never more than two active members. There's the champ and the challenger, no one else....and I'm not sure if anyone else noticed this, but Sable is a terrible champ. Just stick to coming out have nekkid and standing around Sable...oh and keep telling us that you don't use your body to get ahead. The IC 4 corners match should be relatively ok. I hope to see Ken Shamrock winning the belt...though it probably won't happen. Ultimately, I think that Goldust will win it. He's just starting to regain some crowd reaction, he needs this belt to push him over. The European match between Shane McMahon and X-PAC should be good. I really hope that Shane lets X-PAC basically destroy him...it'll be the only way that X-PAC can continue to wrestle with any credibility. If your not a cheap bastard such as myself, I'd recommend getting this PPV...but then again, I am just a WWF mark.
Well, here's the part I promised. The millions and millions of V1's fans all around the world keep e-mailing me and saying "V1, I know your a king of men, but what is your view on this crazy F'ed up world???"...and here it is kiddies. I'll never again spew political in my column, but I just had to. By the way, this is gonna be pretty long and has nothing to do with wrestling, so, if your not interested, I'd suggest hitting the "Back" button on your browser, the people who stay...well...ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE!!!!!
The most lethal weapon in the world is handing over responsibility for yourself and your actions to somebody ELSE. Sooner or later, anybody who
has power over other people will abuse it. The authoritarian system we live
under is set up to benefit a tiny minority...an all powerful elite get
extremely rich, while billions are cheated out of realizing their true
potential...but the system is rotten. It's ripe for collapse. It's the
duty of everyone...every revolutionary...everyone of us to hasten that
collapse. Do you fight the system by committing crimes??? It's not a crime
to fight injustice. The system's conditioned us...hypnotized nearly
everybody into accepting that life has to be the way it is.
We're
hypnotized into believing war is natural, famine is natural, crime is
natural...but they're not. They're products of the system and its all
consuming greed. People have become robots...zombies, too busy scrambling
for day to day existence to be able to see they're really victims. From
cradle to grave, we're taught...indoctrinated that happiness depends on
always getting more...buy...throw away, BUY more. Dosen't matter if we
destroy the planet on the way.
Politicians say they can fix the world's
problems. Just give them more power. Religions say do more of what they
order and you'll be happy...but only after you're dead!!! They've been
making the same hollow promises for thousands of years, and we, the
people...the sheep have listened...but it's time to wake up. The days of
external authority and force backed power are numbered. You think that the only
possible outcome is the strong getting stronger and the weak getting
trampled??? Only because that's the way the system is set up. A sham
democracy that acts as a front for the elite ambitions. It dosen't have to
be like that...we can change it.
Do you think a government or big business
care about us??? Think he wants to help you??? The poor, the weak and the
sick??? or HIMSELF and his elitist friends??? Words count for
nothing...ONLY action matters. Can you just simply VOTE the good guys into
office??? Because they depend on it for a living, politicians are even more
in thrall to the system than everybody else. The only answer is don't vote.
Laugh the parasites out of office. Let them know we see through their
dishonest manipulations. Let them know the people are taking back the power
for themselves.
Nearly everybody is essentially good people, with good intentions...and that's what the elites
take advantage of. They twist and warp your perceptions till black is white
and white is black. Power corrupts and it always will. But society is
changing. The information revolution allows everyman to see that the great
and good are no better than him. The time of the common man is coming. No
longer will he have to march to battles as fodder for bankers and arms
makers. No longer will he live in a fog of deceit stoked up by politicians
lies. The future is freedom. Everytime the elites ordered "Fight" it was
the ordinary man who became cannon fodder and ordinary families followed him
into oblivion. Do you really believe the Gulf War was a war to free Kuwait
from Iraqi invaders??? or the elites pretecting their oil profits????
The
voice of the people is the voice of God. The elites are parasites, vampires
sucking on the lifeblood of man, turning everything good and decent into
foul corruption.
Cast your mind back to when you were a child. Remember how life shone out
from within?? How everything was new and full of golden hope?? and then
"they" got to work on you. The politicians, the priests, the philosophers,
the parasites. This is politics:Do what your told or we'll punish you.
This is religion:Suffer misery now so you can be happy after death. None of
those doctrines stands up to rational thought. A former religion "teacher" of mine once said that "the poor will inherit the kingdom of heaven"...last I checked, The Pope OWNED his own city.
When man first walked 2
million years ago, they weren't deceitful, they knew no guilt. As society
became more complex, man was faced with making their own decisions. Thinking is hard, it requires
effort. But man missed the easy life...and yearned for politicians and
priests to fill the void of responsibility. They allowed
life to be choked out by a few greedy elites.
Since the birth of elites,
hundreds of millions of human beings have been slaughtered by their fellows.
Men, women and children...snuffed out as if their lives meant nothing.
Why?? because we look to leaders and priests and gurus and ":stars" to tell
us what to do instead of reling on the powers of our own sovereign minds.
They charge in blood for the privelege of RULING us....World War I:10
million dead....World War II:20 million dead...Spanish conquest of
Americas:22 million dead....Gulf War:500000 dead. All innocent who died for
ideals.For politics.For religion...because somebody told you that your
country means more than you do. That ideas matter more than life. They were
CHEATED.
The next time you are faced with the "democratic" process of elections keep
this in mind:
POWER CORRUPTS, DON'T VOTE!!!!