Well, I was pretty surprised and disappointed when The British Bulldog and Owen Hart lost there tag belts to Stone Cold Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels, I mean, Michaels of all people. I would much rather have them losing to L.O.D. then Michaels, but I guess this way, it may please Michaels to be holding a belt again. It seems that that queer is not too pleased with Vin Machahon about his contract. From what I have heard, Shawn has a clause that says that he is to be the highest paid wrestler in the WWF, but now that Bret has signed a 20 year, multimillion dollar deal, Shawn is whining that Vince isn't honoring his contract and Shawn wants to be released from it so that he can join his buddies at WCW.
AWwwwwwwww, poor little Shawny Hickenbottoms, can't stand not being the highest paid man, can't stand being second best, your ego won't allow it. Whatta punk assed maggot. Remember a while ago Shawn went on national TV and told everyone that Bret twisted Vince's arm to get more cash, well Mr. Super Patriot, it seems now your the one trying to get more dough outta Vinman. The difference is, Bret is professional enough to not mention it on TV, he keeps business and money outta the ring and yet people still cheer for the maggot, I don't understand fans these days. Anyways, back to the tag belts, after thinking about it for awhile, I began to see that it was actually a good thing for the WWF to have the Harts drop the belts. Now Owen can go back to defending his IC belt and Bulldog can defend his European title. When these guys had the tag belts and individual belts, obviously they didn't have enough time to defend them all, but now they do. These guys dropping the belts would also enable the WWF to showcase there other tag teams, but the WWF made the mistake of giving the belts to two guys who are single competitors, which is a huge screw up. The WWF should give the belts to a real tag team, that way they won't lose any singles guys to the tag division and it would allow some of the forgotten teams(New Blackjacks, Furnas and Lafon and Headbangers) to get back into the limelight. My advice to Vince, have Austin and Michaels drop the belts to a real tag team.
Anyways, back to the WCW or more specifically, the NWO. I just have one question for them....are you guys gay or is Eric Bitchoff trying to float a new angle????? I mean, Syxx, that guy is worst then Goldust when Godlust tried acting gay. He does that sick looking thing in the corner where he looks like he's riding the guy. On a recent NITRO, the one where the NWO rocked Flair, Syxx stood over Flair and did a pelvic thrust thing, he looked so gay. There was also Nash's little spiel to Piper, about giving him a Bum Rush???? I don't know guys, not too cool when your gay.
Oh here's a little rumour that I also heard, don't know if it's true or not, but I've heard that Missy Hyatt(If you don't know what she looks like, Click Here) might be coming to thw WWF, since her husband Scott Putski is signed by the WWF. That would be pretty cool, the WWF would be STACKED with TALENT if she went there. Screw Debra McMichaels and Women, the WWF has got Sable, Sunny and Marlena and maybe Missy Hyatt. We're set man, well that's it for now, there's bound to be some updates here though.
(Updated June 13, 1997)
OK, first the minor matters, it seems almost official now that Demolition will reform, now that Crush has gotten booted outta the Nation od Domination. This is definetely gonna be something good for the WWF, but only IF they actually do something with there tag division. I mean right now, the only tag team with exposure is L.O.D. What happened to the Blackjack, Headbangers and Furnas and Lafon???? There is also rumours that The Nasty Boys and The Amazing French Canadians may be coming back to the WWF. I hope the Nasty Boys make it, but do they really need Jacques Rougeaus balding head in the WWF??? I just hope that when Demolition does make a comeback, that the WWF at least uses some of there other teams too.
Now on to something that really has me pissed off: Shawn Michaels!!!!!! What is this guys problem??? It is looking more and more like he is going to leave the WWF and join his buddies at WCW. The main argument Shawn has is that he isn't the highest paid guy anymore. It's kinda funny, how just a couple of weeks ago, Shawn was saying that Bret twisted Vince arm and threatned to go to WCW, just to get a bigger paycheck. Well Shawn, you F'N hipocrite, your doing the exact same thing. How can fans still cheer for this loser??? Granted the guy is a VERY big part of the WWF and I'd hate to see him leave, cause if he did, I personally think it's all over for WWF. As much as I hate Shawn, he is an important part of the WWF, one of the top five guys in there. With that said, Shawn obviously knows that Vince needs him and ofcourse he is going to use that as leverage, but I have to wonder, does HBK truly want to get a bigger paycheck, or is he just using it as an excuse to get outta the WWF???? Quite recently on RAW, Shawn and Bret had a little shoving match behind the scenes, these two guys really do hate each other, it has been building up quite awhile, with the biggie coming when Shawn "lost his smile" and dropped his belt. This came at a time when Shawn was constantly getting booed by the crowd and Bret's popularity was rising. Anyways, Bret and Shawn were supposed to meet for the belt at Wrestlemania 13, but instead Bret had to face Steve Austin, who's own popularity was increasing above Bret's. The rest ofcourse is history, the New Hart Foundation members pretty much all hate Shawn and Shawn pretty much is making an enemy of everyone. Whatta guy.
OK, on to something else: Kevin Nash. How is this guy so damn popular??? He has almost no wrestling abilty, hell, I'll ring off his only wrestling moves right here: Elbow and knee in the corners, Side Suplex, Boot to the face, Throw them head first into the turnbuckle, Powerbomb. That's FIVE freaking moves, and yet the fans still love this guy. Sure he's big and does good interviews, but he can't wrestle worth a lick. I'd much rather see just about anyone from the WWF then this guy, I mean, Undertaker is big too, but he actually has some moves that he can work with. As a little side note, Nash once said "I'd rather get a sex change then go to WCW!!!", well, the way you and your buddies have been acting, your halfway there.
(Updated June 30, 1997)
Well, after hearing that RIW lost again in the rating, I've come to one possible conclusion. Fans have shit for brains. I'm positive now that if Bitchoff just hired a pedophile to shovel manure in the middle of the ring, people would still tune in to watch the action. There is no possible way that RIW can still get trounced like they do in the ratings, when they obviously have the better show. I mean, given the choice to see the NOD against the Disciples of Apocalypse or NWO beat on a guy yet again, real tough choice. You've seen one NWO apperance, you've seen em all. Given the choice between the Hart Foundation or Sting, the actionless man, people still choose to tune in to watch Sting do nothing. Anyways, I was wondering how this Neilson ratings work and I finally found out. All it is is a box on top of your TV that monitors what you watch, it's not really all that accurate. Basically, unless you have a box on top of your TV, whatever you watch dosen't really matter. It could just be that Ted Turner hands out a box at all his events to the fans, then ofcourse NITRO is gonna win the ratings. It could basically be just a couple million people watching NITRO, while a hundred million people watch RIW, but RIW still loses cause they don't all have a box, I mean seriously, have you ever seen anyone with a box???
On to another topic, I for one would love to see Buff Bagwell in the WWF, could you imagine this guy in there??? He is awesome, one of the best heels in the WCW, but ofcourse, since his name dosen't end in Hogan, Piper or Flair, he isn't going to go anywhere there. If Vince picked up Bagwell, man, I could really see Buff as a super heel IC champ. I'd watch Buff over Maivia anyday. A couple of other guys who should go to WWF is Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko, they would be perfect in the WWF. So Vince, instead of getting bums like Scott Taylor and Mark Henry, get Bagwell and Benoit.
In my mind, the toughest S.O.B. in the WWF isn't Stonecold, it's KEN SHAMROCK!!!!! This guy is a monster, he's built like a tank. If Shamrock ever got in the ring with Austin, he'd destroy Austin in less than 5 minutes. I really don't think this will happen soon, plain and simple, Austin fears Shamrock. Shamrock has already built a reputation as a stiff worker(Someone who hits a little harder then the others), Vader had that rep. too, but Shamrock manhandled Vader, broke his nose in 4 places, Austin dosen't want any part of that action. Shamrock is quickly becoming one of my favorite guys, after the foundation ofcourse.
Now, on to some other rumours that made me laugh for a couple of minutes, the first one is that Chyna was raped by the Sultan, that is so damn funny. First, I think that Chyna could kick the Sultan ass inside out. Another rumour is that Chyna and Hunter are married, don't know if that's true, since it looks like they never even talk to each other. Speaking of Chyna, man, that was one hell of a Frakensteiner she did on Goldust, shit, that one move she did shows that she has more wrestling ability then Hollywood Hogan and Kevin Nash combined. She is pretty damn impressive, I just hope Vince dosen't try to resurrect the ladies division, cause I personally hated it when it was around. Ladies wrestling is boring and lame, I don't know what it is, but I just hated it.
