Well all you people, this is a historic first, my very first V1 views page. Yes, a historic first, I realize that the month of January is only half done, but, what the hell, I was anxious to start up my page. So, here it goes....
It seems like the hot topic in the Newsgroups the last couple of days has been about Marlena and her flash on Shotgun(Check out my Marlena page). Well, even though I wasn't there, I am pretty sure that she had something covering up. First thing is, if she didn't have any nipple covers, I think that she would be breaking a couple of indecency laws right there. Also, I'm not too sure that her husband Dustin Runnels would let her flash the whole audience...well, almost the whole audience. I'm sure the guys that had her back toward them were just like "TURN AROUND....NOOOOOOOOO, TURN AROUND!!!!!!!!!", sucks to be them I guess. I must say though, Dustin must be pretty proud of Marlena to let her flash people, even if they were covered, I guess it's like bragging rights.
Man, I hope Vince is going to recruit some better talent with losers like the Goon and Salvatore Sincere, and that Plumber loser, there is almost no way that they are going to beat NITRO. I mean, who actually wants to see these guys in action???? That Freddie Joe Floyd guy, man, I hate that guy, he sucks so much, it's not even funny. Vince is probably wasting his time developing the wrestlers. He should just buy the already developed ones. Look at Kevin Nash and Scott Hall, before the WWF, these guys were nothing, but when they become stars, they bail out for the cash, no loyalty. It's a lot like all the other pro sports, it's easier to buy players and win today, then to develop players. The way Vince is doing it, he has to wait till they get good and then when they demand cash that you can't pay, they bail to someone who can. Another thing that is stupid is the fake Razor and Diesel, those guys look nothing like Nash and Hall. The new Razor looks nothing like the REAL one, for one thing, the new one's got a gut and no chest hair, his Razor's Edge looks pathetic and he dosen't even have the same walk as him, what a joke. The new Diesel looks a little better than the Razor, but it's still not him. The new Diesel is not even close to being as strong as Nash and his hair isn't long enough, nor are his arms.
I am very surprised at how large of a following Sycho Sid has, I hated him when he feuded with Diesel, and I hate him now that he is the champ. Who the hell wants to hear the guy say "I am the man, and the ruler of the universe" like 20 times an interview, I mean get a new catch phrase buddy and from what I've read, the Champ has a very bad back, he's pratically a cripple man, that's why his matches are always so short. Although, as a champ, it's good to finally have a heel champ who is ready to break rules and who is aggressive, but if the WWF wanted a champ like that, give the damn belt to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, he'd be an awesome champ, we need a good heel champ, the last couple have been faces, the WWF needs to have the belt change hands more often, right now, they only change about once a year, and only at the big pay-per-view events.
Yes, it would be an awesome reign for Stone Cold to become the champ, Stone Cold is awesome, AUSTIN 3:16 rules. Granted, "The Ringmaster" gimmick was lame as hell, but now as Stone Cold, he's found a good place in the WWF. It's not like everyone would hate this champ too, cause Steve Austin has quite a large following, me being one of them. I do believe that Stone Cold will be a champ soon, he will probably win the Royal Rumble, and Shawn would win the Belt off of Sid. Then it would be a Stone Cold and Shawn match at Wrestlemania, where Stone cold will probably take it all. New Reign right there, a new era in the WWF.
Man, why does Shawn Michaels carry that old Jose Lothario for???, he's nothing but a distraction. Shawn would still have the belt if Jose didn't put his dumbass on the mat. Shawn needs to ditch the loser, if he ever turns heel, I hope we get to see Shawn beat the shit out of Jose. I must admit though, I'm glad that Jose' son, Pete Lothario was on RAW. It was funny as hell when he got dropped on the table by Sid. It was funny how the table was sawed so that it would break, but it didn't, man, Pete must have taken the impact straight on his back, HAHAHAHAHA, the damn loser, got his ass royally kicked in. That was so damn funny, as a matter of fact, if anyone has that picture scanned or anything of Pete getting Power bombed, please E-Mail it to me.
I guess that this views page is a little short on topics, but then again, the month is only half done, so if anything big comes up in wrestling, I'll update this page.
Anyways, back to that Shotgun flash, I guess it would have been cool to see it, but if it was Sable who was doing the flashing, hell, I would have flown to New York to see it then. If you've looked at my other pages, you probably know that I'm a big fan of Sable. Man, she looks way better than Sunny, and she is way classier too. I'm totally sick of Sunny, sure she looks good, but she is annoying as hell, she's like a kid in this awesome shell. Sable is hot and she acts mature, sure, she seems to cry an awful lot, but I guess that is just her role in the whole scheme. As for Marlena..., she does have an awesome bod, but she looks a little old, not only that, she dresses like a hoe, what the hell???? No class at all in Marlena, wierd, she's the most quiet out of all the managers, but she's the only one that gave a flash on television, I would have thought that it would be Sunny who did it first. Anyways, I just think that Sable is AWESOME man...and that's a fact
DOC!!
Oh, by the way, I'm I the only one that think that Flash Funk would make a good pimp?????
Well, I just saw the results of the Royal Rumble, and I'd like to say, WHO CALLED IT, yes, I was right, Shawn did win back the belt, and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin did win the Rumble, check at Wrestlemania, we'll have the "Stone Cold" Champ. (Updated on Jan 20, 1997)
As I'm sure all of you know by now, Stone Cold got screwed outta his title match against Shawn Michaels, for now any ways. At the next "In Your House" Pay-per-view, Stone Cold has to be in a 4 man match against Undertaker, Vader and Brett Hart. He has to do this because Gorilla Monsoon says that Stone Cold cheated on the Royal Rumble, well, shit man, ofcourse he cheated, So What?????. If Gorilla Monsoon is going to go and right all the cheated victories, then 90% of the heel matches would have to be changed. So would Shawn Michaels match, he used a camera on Sid, right in the middle of the damn ring, so why isn't Monsoon changing that result, hell, if he was going to change the stuff, Sid wouldn't even have the belt in the first place, since he nailed Shawn with a camera to win it. So, as you can see, Stone Cold got ripped by the WWF and by Gorilla Monsoon. That's the way I see it. (Updated Jan.23, 1997)
