PHARMACIANA
A play on words with prescription medication !!
As promised, here is the inaugural edition of "Joey-the-pharmacist" version
of Austentatious' "AUSTRALIANA"
Two Greek guys, Sal & Theo are talking........
"A-MI-NO-PHYLLINE well... Hey THEO-D'UR feelin' better ?"
"Yeah , THEO-PHYLLINE better, 'cos he gotta CARD-OPHY-LYN !!"
"What ?? You NU-E-LIN ?"
"Knew her ? I been up the VENT-O-LIN !! I tell you SAL-BUT-A-MOL !!"
"She even into bondage ! My mate BECO-TIDE her up. Left her gasping for breath
Al went to a party. Lots of people met him. ALDO-MET him, TAGA-MET him and then he met Ginine.
"Would you like to hold my 'AN-GININE ? "
Before you knew it, she was IN-DER-AL !
"Let's go into the spare room" she said "BETA-LOC the door !"
Just then, his ex-girlfriend MINI-PRESSed up against the window.What a pressure situation!
"My mate went to a pick-up joint. Tried to LA-SIX sheilas. How about U-REX ?"
"Yeah, well, CHLO-TRIDE. What about Kay ?"
"Nah, she's pretty SLOW-K. Go tell that TE-NORMIN !!"
Two Japanese gentlemen are talking.
"Hey, is MICRO-GYNON NORIDAY ? Or is LO-GYNON instead ?"
"Oh yeah, he goin' to MARVELON place that got all the latest MODICONs
Even phone is push button, NOR-DIOL ! They got lovely hooker there called Phasil
First of all , you can TRI-PHASIL. If you like Phasil, you can BI-PHASIL
She works down with that PRO-VERA"
"Oh yes, I know her. She down at the depot.."
"Yes, the DEPO-PROVERA !!"
"Hey, D'U-CENE what I'm seein'? "
"Hey, MU-RELAX. Its just NORMI'S-SON. He wanted a sex change and then wanted to die"
"True, he was terminal and couldnt decide if he wanted to DI-AZE-PAM !"
"Wow !! That T-EMAZEs me !!"
"What did DURO-MINE ?"
"Dunno, what did DRAMA-MINE ?
"Well, these twins Acti & ANTI, HIST-A-MINE blokes who live down the road !"
"So we went down and DIME-TAPPed on his door. But they werent mean. In fact, ACTI-FED us
well that night. We went inside and there was ZADINE or nineteen pies on the table.
Next minute I looked, there was only 8 or 9 left.
"What is that TEN-U-ATE ?"
"Ssshhh, dont tell everyone."
"I would if I AD-I-FAX !!"
I HATE PRF
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