TD: Well, that was... educational. Let's move on to our next encounter... tag team action, as former champs Rising Sun Revolution face the Arabian Knights! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Arabian Knights vs. Rising Sun Revolution =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team encounter is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by their advisor, Mr. Kaseem, here are Omar and Prince Abdul Akbar, the Arabian Knights! [Big heel pop as the Knights make their way down to the ring with their manager. They swat away the hands of the fans, and glare at them with some disdain, before making their way up the ringsteps and entering the ring, receiving some last-minute tactical advice from Kaseem all the way.] TD: The Knights certainly look determined here tonight, Steve. SR: They sure do. They match up pretty well against the Rising Damp Devolution, so I would expect this to be a good match. TD: That almost sounded like you were complimenting Rising Sun Revolution, Steve. SR: I never said they could wrestle, Dross. When I say "good match," I mean a match in which RSR get their stinking heads caved in. TD: You're disgusting. RA: And introducing their opponents... [Big pop as the theme from "Bladerunner" starts up over the PA] ...hailing from Tokyo, Japan, here are the Demon and the Dragon... Hiroshi Kasai and Ryudu Kenjinata... Rising Sun Revolution! [The crowd pops big for RSR as they appear at the head of the aisle. Fireworks shoot up from the entranceway into the roof of the Kohl Centre as Ryudu and Hiroshi start their walk down to the ring. However, they are followed out by another pair of men, whom they don't seem too pleased to see.] TD: It's the Alphabet Boys! What are they doing out here? SR: Those two morons probably think they're wrestling, or something. TD: Look at how they're dressed -- they're both wearing RSR t-shirts. In recent weeks, they do seem to have been developing an unhealthy interest in the former tag team champions, Steve. SR: Any interest the Alphabet Boys have in anything is bound to be unhealthy, Dross. TD: Good point. It looks like RSR are trying to get rid of them, but it isn't working. [The ABoys look lovingly at RSR as they try to shoo them back up the aisle, with no success. Ryudu and Hiroshi confer, and then walk to the ring. As soon as Ryudu steps through the ropes, he is attacked by Omar, who immediately goes to work on the smaller member of the team. The referee signals for the bell. Omar whips Ryudu into the ropes, and hits him with a boot to the midsection. Ryudu is doubled over, and Omar plants him with a powerbomb. He tags in the Prince, who leaps to the top rope and launches himself with a splash at the former champion. He connects with force! Big heel pop!] TD: The Knights have taken the early advantage here, and the Alphabet Boys just won't leave Hiroshi alone! [The ABoys tug at Hiroshi's feet as he stands on the apron, waving an autograph book up at him. He jumps down to the arena floor and begins arguing with the ABoys, who continue to gaze dewy-eyed at him. Meanwhile, in the ring, Abdul whips Ryudu into the ropes and bounces off the other side of the ring himself. However, he is surprised by a lightning-fast Frankensteiner from Ryudu! Big pop! Both men are down!] TD: That early attack on Ryudu has taken its toll -- both men are looking for the tag here! [Ryudu crawls to his corner, but Hiroshi is on the floor arguing with the Alphabet Boys. He yells out to his partner, but by the time Hiroshi realises what is going on, Omar has been tagged back in, and the big man charges across the ring, avalanching Ryudu in his corner, before dropping him into the centre of the ring with a high-impact belly-to-back suplex. Hiroshi yells in frustration and labels Abie with a hard right hand. Abie looks at Zed, and smiles, then hits his partner, mimicking the blow. Hiroshi looks at them with disbelief, and then jumps up to the apron. Omar whips Ryudu into his home corner, and he and the Prince double-team their opponent, Omar choking him, and the Prince jabbing punches into Ryudu's rib area.] TD: Please! Get in there, ref! [Hiroshi enters the ring to try and save his partner, but the referee forces him out again, giving the Knights further opportunity for double teaming. Omar tags Abdul, and the pair whip Ryudu across the ring, hitting him with a double back drop. They drag him to his feet again and once more whip him into the ropes. Ryudu ducks under a double clothesline, and fires back with a double clothesline of his own. Omar rolls out of the ring to regroup, and the Prince is laid out. Ryudu drags himself to one knee and turns to his corner, where Hiroshi is desperate for the tag. However, as Ryudu attempts to move towards his partner, the Alphabet Boys grow tired of punching each other, and drag Hiroshi down from the ring apron once more. The referee leaves the ring to try and force the ABoys away from the ring, but behind his back, Omar is revived by Mr. Kaseem, and handed some object. Omar rolls into the ring and nails Ryudu from behind with his loaded fist. Huge heel pop! He rolls the Prince on top of the fallen Japanese athlete, and then tries to drag the referee back into the ring.] TD: No way! This is awful! Ryudu could be out cold here! SR: Best way for him to be, if you ask me. TD: I didn't. [The referee turns and enters the ring, leaving Hiroshi to nail both Alphabet Boys. He climbs to the apron as the referee begins the count on Ryudu - 1 - 2 - he tries to make the save but is too late - 3! Ding! Ding! Ding! Huge heel pop! Hiroshi runs amok in the ring, picking up the Prince and military pressing him above his head before dumping him over the top rope to the outside! Big pop! Omar rolls back into the ring to attack Hiroshi, but the Demon clotheslines him straight back out! Mr. Kaseem wisely regroups his men, and the Knights make as hasty an exit as they can, staggering back up the aisle with their arms raised.] RA: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, as the result of a pinfall: the Arabian Knights! [The Alphabet Boys also try to enter the ring, but they too are rapidly dispatched by the angry Hiroshi. Abie and Zed wisely decide to head up the aisle themselves.] TD: What a miscarriage of justice! The Alphabet Boys have cost their heroes a match here, Steve. SR: And they don't even realise it, Dross. What a couple of morons. [Hiroshi helps Ryudu up the aisle, accompanied by some security staff. There is a scuffle at the top of the aisle as the Armed Forces, along with their manager, Aaron the Caddy, burst out into the aisle. They try to get in RSR's faces, but the security staff hold them at bay.]